How Long Will They Last?

lmao lanai is an island - and its not on honolulu

Honolulu is a city you morons on the island of Oahu. Like Anon said Lanai is an island. That's why you can't believe anything these freaking idiots say.

Jennifer Anniston is yesterday's news. She's lost her cuteness and her freshness.

Jen and John are two beautiful people. However, their togetherness or lack there of causes extreme----ennui.

Both are boring people with no personalities. His music puts me to sleep, as does her attempts at acting.

I can't stand the way John Mayer sings. What a dope. Jen looks older.

JM is bi,jmo. And JA is hurt in the face above the neck. But she's rich and a easy fck. JM is a playa. This is either a publicity stunt for 1 or both. With booty calls a bonus. I don't think JA wants kids, she seems self absorbed. When I see her stop the surgeries/botoxing, thinkin shes still 25 and when she peels off those FAKE azz BLUE CONTACTS, I know she has accepted herself as a brown eyed rich 40 something year old greek woman who doesn't want kids. Cox cant be her end all and neither can young d!cks. No matter how appealing. Ewwww 2 both-next week who will be JM's flavor or fake eyes JA flavor.

i'm sick of seeing the same pics of them...get some new ones if you want to keep talking about them.

Jenn is really rich and doesn't want kids. She's probably the only star using birth control these days! Or has she stopped being able to have them at her age? John will move on soon, once the KY runs out.

She is a dried up crone. John probably has friction burns from doing her. DRIED UP!

Gorge Conely dumped his girlfriedn hearltessly and said he was relived to be singel.
thats how these career bacholors are once the chase is over they are bored stiff. NEXTED!

Jen looks about George Clooney's age.

I applaud her for not having kids. Brad would've walked out on them anyway, and she would have been stuck raising what she didn't even want in the first place!

Seems to me the alledge girl next door is a hoebag. Let's see she has been poking many men the last few years. H*ll Vince got that cooch the first night and so did Brad. Jon wtf are you doing with this brokeback hoe trollop? Oh yeah u one too. At least we don't have to see her butt and breasts out in full force in her slingshot hoekini suit. BAck &forth they do this, she got somebody new he got somebody new. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz next

Body language say it all.
She's hanging ALL OVER him.
He is facing the OTHER way.
LOL!

She is getting desperate for male attention as her looks start to fade away....
Maybe she'll get knocked up to keep this one around. Seems to be the trend in Hollywood these days.

You all suck. Four Seasons does not even have a hotel in Honolulu. I have been to the Four Seasons on Lanai many times and it is no where near Honolulu. He was probably at the Four Seasons in Philly wanting on her to finish her scenes. Either that or you all are being punked and they are not a couple at all.

you all are being punked and they are not a couple at all

Lanai is one of the Hawaiian Islands. A lanai is the Hawaiian word for an outdoor open air room/porch/whatever.

she is depressing to watch

they way Hollywood is?? who knows.. everyone is so plastic in Hollywood!!

simple fact is : Jen is envious of her exhusband and is trying to piss him off in their formerly competitive relationship, that is why you get all these manufactured comparison articles to demean her ex. It is all spin control.

they are both looking in seperate directions, there is no real chemistry, it is acting

ANUS-STAIN WILL ALWAYS BE A LOSER IN LOVE. AT LEAST SHE HAD BRAD IN HIS PRIME. GOOD LUCK JEN!

Who cares. Aniston is yesterday's news, her spotlight was over when she parted with Pitt. Mayer wouldn't be famous today if it wasn't for his devoted fans. He thanks them by treating them like crap.

It's a huge publicity stunt. When John went back to NYC after they met in Miami, he was out clubbing, hanging all over some buxom blonde. Then he goes back to Miami and continues the charade. Jen is a tv sitcom actress who got extremely lucky to get Friends. She's so stupid, she doesn't know it's over. She's so self-absorbed and not talented, I don't know why anybody cares. She's BEEN OVER a long time. Get a clue, you shallow whore.

Jennifer was in Hawaii with him from Saturday onwards so it looks like X17 missed the boat with the shots of them together.

I don't know why I think this but whenever I see JA I just feel sorry for her. She seems so insecure. And usually when h'wood celebs break up, it's soon forgotten. But with Jen and Brad it still seems new and that Jen is stilled steamed, especially whenever Brangelina add another baby (now twins!). I don't think Jennifer will ever get over Brad leaving her for Angie. And now Brangelina are buying a 70 million dollar castle type place in France. It must just kill JA, especially because she's hanging out with such dorky guys.

1. Never liked that union of Jen and Brad from the beginning. Brad was with Gwyneth and he left her for Jen because Jen was getting attention from her " Friends' show. So Brad has always been a cheater.
Jen should not have been with him from the beginning. She was probably blinded at the time by the media circus overestimating Brad, pummping him up so much.
Jen should have been married someone else, things could have been better for her.
2. BradAngeliAss is renting the place in France. Why would the globe trotters buy a place why they are like itchy horses keep running from one place to another?
Brad is aging with sagging chicken pox skin! His prime time has been so long gone. He has no where to turn or go. Angie is like an anorexia, her veins popping out everywhere on her body. Angie has no where to go either. Billy Bob Thornton dropped her like a ball after 3 freaking years they were together.
BradAngeliAss are trying to paint a picture perfect but notice that none of the children crack a smile in those pictures. They look miserable!
These two hang on each other and the children are being trapped in the chaos, no normal home life, no education, being international with language communication barrier.
The adults have no brain, being selfish and thoughtless.

FRAUD!

JOHN CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF PEREZ HILTON'S SPICY SAUSAGE!

JA is slipping, Brangelina bunch is getting a new roof in France and JA is getting dicked by a Player... TRUTH can hurt but that sometimes can get thigs back in check.. I am betting Lance Armstrong will be banging JA next...

JA is slipping, Brangelina bunch is getting a new roof in France and JA is getting dicked by a Player... TRUTH can hurt but that sometimes can get thigs back in check.. I am betting Lance Armstrong will be banging JA next...

Kate Hudson is going to scratch your face, stupid 6:52pm.

Wow, you people are brutal. I think Jen is dropped dead gorgeous and is looking better and better with age.

Damn, John is one lucky dude.

of her exhusband3:55 : and so she flew in and left and nobody ever saw her ? YEAH RIGHT. You need to work with the conspiracy theorists who write the tabloid fiction. They aren't a real couple. They are a huge mismatch created by Huvane for their careers. Sad.

3:55 : and so she flew into Hawaii, hung out and left ....and nobody ever saw her once? YEAH RIGHT. You need to work with the conspiracy theorists who write tabloid fiction. They aren't a real couple. They are a huge mismatch created by Huvane for their declining careers. Sad publicity stunt to distract from Angelina's twin pregnancy at Cannes.

3:55: if she was on a boat Huvane would have made sure there were pics, or a story.... they are an silly game to keep their careers in the news while they live some private agenda. He is ugly, publicity seeking and boring and and she is out of touch with reality and her future.

Jen is gorgeous and looking hot. Every-
one says she is one of the nicest people
in Hollywood. You never hear her talk
bad about anyone. She is allowed to
date like everyone else. There was no-
thing so shocking in any of the pictures. I don't really think it is
a pernament thing but she can have fun
like everyone else does. As far as
Brad, she is lucky to be rid of that
douche old man.

To all the Brad and Angelina fans:

We click on this sight to read about
Jen. Brad is no longer a part of her
life. I can't stand them. There is
always something about them around to
go visit on their sight. She's been
divorced three years. She looks great,
she's busy and she is single. If she
wants to go on a date, quit dating
someone it is totally up to her. She
has just as much right as all the other
men and women. You can't just say hello
to someone and then marry them(now that
would really be stupid) the next day.

8:06pm: Tell that to the person who saw them there!! It wasn't you.

Jen has always been loose even before Pitt. Read up on it. She has said before her Pitt days that she approaches men she wants and goes for it regardless to anything else. I dont feel sad for this fug wench, She needs to close those stank legs. And this thang is swimming in cash so puleese she aint never been innocent dont get it twisted. Shes nasty and mayer did it with perez, thats nasty in itself now her,dont she have some pride, class. yuckyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Jennifer is a dried up desperate old lady. You tell she is trying to be young through surgery. She and Jessica are just alike. Dried up careers, desperate to hold on to someone to pull them out of their career hole.
Mayer is a man that like to use desperate women. Does he ask his PR agency to hook him up with desperate women. What a douche bag.

9:12 : BULLSHIT !!! This is lies from the PR firm. She is in Philadelphia and if she was there why did they get a photo of him and not her. MORE BULLSHIT TO FEED INTO THIS GAME. Anyway, when is this fake relationship contractually designed to end. BTW I *KNOW* it is an act, from my job. Thank you.

6:17 : that is the reason for Huvane's media blitz using Mayer, to build publicity for his caree. If it wasn't for this manufactured relationship, they would not be in the tabloids. Huvane uses fictional personal relationships to promote her career. That is how desperate and cynical they are.

She is old an a under cover hore. A fake phonee pathetic million dollar beyotch from no ones block ,an yal know it. John is a closet gay. Yes they both are trying to fool Us ,the jokes on them. Put some clothes on her big headed tail. Lance Bass is availble John.

3:50am: Keep telling yourself whatever you need to suit your self but you weren't there in Hawaii and didn't see them together so that's your sorry loss.

I didn't see them and nobody else did either.....I wonder why?.... nobody photographed them either. WHATEVER. He is OBVIOUSLY on his own. Their relationship was just to balance Brad and Ange's publicity bombshell at Cannes with twins. And now the game is over. Jen needs to start living and stop faking.

Jennifer Aniston's not in Philadelphia and hasn't been since last week. She was photographed in LA mid week.

They are making fun of John Mayer (hired escort):
http:// x17online.com/ASimpson052608_1.jpg

when will people stop stalking about her personal life and start to talk about her films.... that is all these websites are for : Huvane is making a huge mess of her life.

Jen looks darn hot, is nice, and can
date whoever she chooses. She doesn't
have to ask permission. I can't wait
for her movies.

she never dated John Mayer : it was FAKE : yes, seriously

she is a strong gorgeous woman she dont need a man to complite her but i think they look very cute together but i woud like to see her whit george clooney woudent that be a lot off fun

she is a strong gorgeous woman she dont need a man to complite her but i think they look very cute together but i woud like to see her whit george clooney woudent that be a lot off fun