In Case You Missed It ... John & Jen's HOT Goodbye

He is so gorgeous and she is lovely as always. Together they are so adorable, lucky couple.

SEXY, SEXY, SEXY! I love this couple.

happy happy happy thanks for the pix

Why repost the same pics and story that you have below? X17 is so lame!

this is a hot kiss?????lmao
fug couple

NO kiss should be snapped frame by frame like that. Completely gross actually. I only need to see two pairs of locked lips not opened mouths suspended in motion. GROSS!

i looove them! and 5:58, don't frickin come to x17 if you're guna diss it!

What will she do when his paid contract is up and he moves on to another bubblehead. Jessica then Jen then....

CAREFUL JOHN! THE BITCH WANTS BABIES!

Awwww, they are so cute.
HOT HOT HOT

She fake kissed Marley better.

sonny, come here and give granny aniston a big ol' smoooch....i can't remember whether or not i packed my knitting needles and denture cream...would you be a dear and double check?

FAKE!

JOHN LOVES PEEN.

love the turkey WADDLE going on under her chin...that's extra sexy...wonder if he likes to fondle that when they make love?

John gave fat and smelly Perez a blowjob!

No chemistry.

he gave pete wentz a bj too

Hey is she pregnant? Hey does she look to skinny? Hey did she and Sam break up? Did she and John split up?

Sam?

Imagine those two losers jetting off in the midst of this financial crisis when people are losing their homes and bank accounts. These two are overpaid untalented nobodies. Stop going to their movies.

chinnifer grannyston looks extra sexy in those pix...mmmm...neck waddle... thats sexy.

Love John Mayer. I think they make a beautiful couple, hope they can make it last. VERY SEXY COUPLE

Wish I could kiss JOhn, she's a very lucky girl.

She looks amazing for 40. She could pass for a teenager, they are sweet together.

she could pass for a teenager? lol, i LOVE these over exaggerated statements.

Jennifer Aniston is hot....hotter than Angie!

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=aOqQkCWegcg

she is extra hothothot yeah from all the plastic surgery but they still couldn't get rid of the neck waddle! hahahaha. and btw, 5 years ago, Angie would have Chinnifer beat, hands down. Some people have more important thngs to do, like take care of their children. they aren't obsessed with the superficial things in life, like not wanting to "ruin" their body by having children, pffft. this monkey faced bitch has nothing to worry about, who cares what your bod looks like with a dogface like that...one look at her ugly unmade up face makes ppl want to barf on the spot.

oh and stacy,
im not falling for your Bunk ass youtube address, so cut the shit. dimwit.

Ahhhh come on people they look totally in love and natural!
If you want to see phony look at jessica and tony romo!
Iam sorry but Jennifer and John look very awesome together and actually Iam happy to see these because before these pix it was hard to imagine these two together but not now....they look like two people who really love each other!
GOOD FOR THEM AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!:)

Ahhhh come on people they look totally in love and natural!
If you want to see phony look at jessica and tony romo!
Iam sorry but Jennifer and John look very awesome together and actually Iam happy to see these because before these pix it was hard to imagine these two together but not now....they look like two people who really love each other!
GOOD FOR THEM AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!:)

Looks pretty uninspiring and passionless to me.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are SO phony...every picture you see of them is posed and photo-oped. Maybe they really are in luvvvvv but it's becoming boring.

By the look of Meyer.. JEN you should know by now .. JOHN IS JUST NOT INTO YOU SWEETHEART.

And it looks like john is kissing his favorite GRANNY..BWAHAHHAHHA

Wasn't the announcement supposed to come on Oscar night?

john can make looOOoove meeEEEe anytime yeAaAhh uhhmmpfhghnghhhuuu ahhh

john can make looOOoove meeEEEe anytime yeAaAhh uhhmmpfhghnghhhuuu ahhh

Well, what da'ya know, it's skanky ol'stacey the clown again.

he can do a lot better, looks like she is a fish. the pressure is on johnny boy - time to run....fast

WHAT AN UGLY FAKE KISS !!! yughhhhh.........NO CHEMISTRY AT ALL !

1) she is an actress (2) he will do anything for attention (3) they both hate the media intrusion (4) CAA found a disposable, low maintenance way to counteract Brad and gain easy publicity money (5) she has other plans
(6) audiences are generally spoonfed and passively accept what is told to them by tabloids/media (7) she wants people out of her personal life

so awkward and forced, so not together

THAT IS THE WEIRDEST PHOTO EVER !!! ........cheap theatrics to manipulate people as usual.......

Love them. I know they had a great time together.She is probably pregnant after three days with John.

How lucky Jennifer is. Three days in the Bahamas with John. Wish it was me,
but I'am happy it is Jennifer.

Man, she looks older than Kate Moss, and that's saying something.

I saw more passion when Angelina kissed her brother.

The loons are out tonight!!!

Jen's got that clingy-needy-don't leave me-face on.

I knew something was up when that ugly crater face (Jealous Bitch) did that LAME skit on SNL.

I love seeing them so happy together.And the loons going Batshit Crazy!!!

Jennifer is wearing that gold watch again.John bought that for her,or it's his watch.

Obviously John is not into Jen. No chemistry between them not HOT at all like John is kissing his grandma.

Go and take your meds loon.John wouldn't be with Jen if he didn't want to. and that kills you!!!

A BIG ACT FOR THE CAMERA. FAKE.

Oh come oh HAGS look at the pictures of all the pictures taken only one pic of john hugging jen back.. and it looks like he's not even enjoying that KISS wake up HAGS time for JEN to buy another boy toy somebody who really, really knows how to act as if he's really enjoying being with the COUGAR.

insider, i dnt want jen to be with john so im hoping this is a fake relationship but when will they split up? by end of march?

I am a Jen fan. But I'm not a blind fan. I understand why she would want to hide her real life - I can't imagine having that sort of attention. But she told Letterman they met at a CAA party and when Letterman said I know who you're dating she said you don't know that to be true. She also said she was like Hannah Montana - her public life and her real life.

Adding that up along with John saying and specifying "sleepovers" and him leaving and hiding in the middle of the night - why do that if she's your girlfriend.

There are some things you can see through and have potential to be something that we don't fully know about. At this point I wouldn't be surprised about anything.

Not to mention she did look a little fuller/round at her friends super bowl pary, and HJNTIY premiere and now in these pics.

2:45 : unfortunately they read this an they are reacting to what I say... FYI 5:22 is legitimate on the other talkback. If you notice their language on Ellen etc... is very controlled and evasive....ambiguous. Like John saying he "loves everyone, I love you" to a reporter on the red carpet. They are missing that spark of authenticity... .because it isn't and was never there.....I suppose we will have to wait for her to be so secure with her REAL personal reality that she stops doing this sort of publicity stunt to control people's perceptions about her life/career. And basically this is all for career, like Hannah Montana. When people talk about an act it doesn't hurt. So far, since her divorce, people have talked about acts, she used men as a public image surfboard, while she hides her reality from the public, who she doesn't know and dont really care, and "heals" and sorts her real future out, and also examines why her marriage failed. She knows, deep inside, that it was a bad match from the start, she could never be Brad's bimbo that he wanted, a fake image and so she sabotaged it intentionally. Internally. THAT is why she is putting up a front. She doesn't want to repeat her mother's example that she was taught, in a very unconscious sort of way. This is the reality of this.

ok.. so when is she coming out with it???

Drugs and booze does that to old women. She better get in rehab soon or we'll see another Courtney Love.

“I got to tell you honestly I almost don’t want to touch it,” : DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT IS A NORMAL REACTION OF A WOMAN TO A PHOTO OF HER BOYFRIEND ?........fact is..... .....it is all a showmance.......

I loved Ellen's response.. "don't act like you haven't seen it"..lol.. Ellen, as well as Jennifer's other celeb friends know it's fake as well.

Yeah,you can go and slit your wrists.You UGLY SKELETOR LOOKING BLONDE BITCH!!!

So, Anonymous 3:29, the other person at 5:22 on the other post is right? The breakup is going to happen is exactly like that?

5:27 is for you Cammie

geeeezz.. did this thread just turn hostile?????

The loons are funny! Sitting there scratching their heads wondering why these two are still together. LMAO. They've tried to convince themselves for so long that this was all for PR but the truth is that they are very much together. This is their 2nd trip together since New Years. The skeptics can say whatever they want because the bottom line is that they look very cute together. Just because they don't gush about one another in public doesn't mean crap! It's the people that feel the need to gush at even the most awkward moments that you should be weary about (brangelina)!

Posted by: Anonymous
Imagine those two losers jetting off in the midst of this financial crisis when people are losing their homes and bank accounts. These two are overpaid untalented nobodies. Stop going to their movies.
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HYPOCRITE!!! do you whine like that when you see the Jolie/Pitt's doing it every other week? They could care less about the US financial crisis. They have no problem giving away the US dollars to 3rd world countries! Do you lash out when they're spending $60k a month on a rental? Using jets to fly from Hollywood to Germany, Germany to Japan, Japan to Paris??? Get over it. Heaven forbid Jen escape to Mexico or better yet Bahamas!! Benny Button hasn't even made a profit yet. Talk about no one wanting to see a poser!LOSER.

4:07 : I thought it was Feb 14th, but I guess they are waiting until after the Awards..... 2:58: I applaud you. You are right. I look at Anistoncenter and it is amazing at the lack of honesty and lack of genuine brain activity on that website.

Jen’s overnight visit from her 31-year-old rock-star boy-toy lasted until around 2:30 PM on Saturday, when he was driven back to his bachelor pad in nearby Pacific Palisades. Perhaps John was still a bit sleepy because on the return trip, he was lying down under a blanket on the floor of a Cadillac Escalade limo. THEY ARE FAKING IT

I tried to bring some objectivity at anistoncenter and they weren't having any of it

Anonymous 5:52, is 5:22 in the other post correct in her/his statements?

She's Jennifer Aniston, she doesn't need a pretend romance to keep her relevant. I'd think it would be very exhausting to "pretend" to be in love with someone when you're not. Just look at how that's working for Pitt. He's aged 10 years, drinks heavily, never stays in one spot for more than a few weeks, keeps adding children to the mix so that he doesn't have to work on a romantic relationship with Jolie, he has the same exact pose on every red carpet, they barely kiss - these days they barely look at one another and on top of it his mother doesn't approve of her. So why would Jen put herself through the phoniness when she has a secret boyfriend on the side? And wouldn't you think the "secret boyfriend" would get a little annoyed watching his girlfriend give PDA to another man?! You loons need to step away from the kool aid!

Jen's a fraud, wow, that's so surprising! not.

so is Brangelina.. I think that may be the entire point of their act.

they have no chemistry

no,
sorry but brangenlia don't have a million PR people telling them the next move they have to make...I mean, jen is PURE fake. At least Brangelina can make their own choices. Jen is too stupid so everyone has to tell her what to do..hehehehe.

Actually, I think they are a parody of Brangelina... remember when Brangelina was staying at Paul Allen's mansion.. Johnifer was staying at the girls gone wild's place in Mexico...lol..lol..lol.. How about the twins episode.. John and Jen were wearing pink and blue jackets..lol..I'm sure I can think up more stuff..

You think she's that obsessed with them huh? Well she is just sad.

I absolutely loved their version of "Pitt porn".. Jennifer's head was turned 180 degrees in the back of the car..lol.. and in one pic it actually looked like she was giving john a bj..lol

I will say.. their charity work (jen and John's) seemed completely genuine. Kudos

uh yeah kudos to the fake couple trying to become the next brangelina...it AINT HAPPENING. What a SORE LOSER this woman is. Get over him. Maybe she should go ask one of her million PR agents how to get a life. She's more pathetic then I ever imagined.

no, it's not happening because there is no more Brangelina.. they are broken up.. deal.

Brangeloonies!!!

as if you would know that you dumb ass. who are you? The "industry" insider?? bwahahahaha. yeah right.

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5:26 : EXACTLY !!!! and that is why Jen seemed so annoyed at Ellen, because they both knew it was fake and Jen realized that the only thing she had to talk about was a lie, that both of them knew about, and they were using that as career content. That is why she seemed pissed.

She looks like a granny begging for a kiss in that header pic. gross.
never forget the make up Jenny..

7:31: ........and look at their faces, they are not a couple, it is very obvious, they never slept together and never will. This is acting as disguise. Bizarre but true...... they have no real interest in each other except for a photo-op act.

jennifer granniston is just givin her grandchild a big ol' smoooch before she sets off on her senior citizens cruise.

aniston is a loser.

If they are acting, how many people in the industry know about it?

Only a raging brangelina nut would come up with something as off the wall as a "conspiracy relationship" for every man Jen has dated since divorcing Pitt. She's been with John for about 6 months, she was with Vaughn for about a year .... that's an awful amount of time to spend with someone who you're just pretending to be interested in!! LMAO. psycho

So did John Mayer sign on to "play" Jessica Simpson's boyfriend after her split with Nick? Or is Jen just a special case? Is Ellen in on this too? She's friends with Jen and then had John on her show, but are they pulling the wool over her eyes? And does Courtney know about this or has she been shielded from this "contract". What about Sheryl Crowe? did anyone pay her off to keep her mouth shut? and of course there is Tobey and Jen McGuire! I wonder if they've been left out of the loop. They do alot of dinners and house parties with Jen. Hopefully they've turned a blind eye to all of this. LMAO!! Does anyone else realize how insanely pathetic this sounds??? She'll be married with a child and this nut will still be saying it's part of a contract!

Jen is special. Other do this but there is a big game going on here.... But Diaz did the trick with Sculfor to hide her F-F relationship with Barrymore. Which finished. There is no "conspiracy", you will have to wait.... she tells the truth after she is married, but since her personal life and her career are nearly identical..... these fake games are being used to control public perceptions. SO IN CASE YOU ARENT COMPLETELY CLUED IN 7:49. SHE DOESNT WANT PEOPLE GOSSIPING GARBAGE ABOUT HER REAL LIFE REALITY BEFORE SHE STARTS A FAMILY. NOBODY WOULD. IT IS NOYB. She isn't an object, she is human too. And she has learned to protect herself. You think she is an object ....so they are using that sort of callous gossip mongering to their advantage not their detriment.

I don't really like John. but they look cute kissing! More Power to Jen.. her movies make more than Angelinas do in America..lol

She said she doesn't like the "Aw poor Jenn" thing but she has to understand that people are just worried about her being so desperate that she would hook up with this wanker that will tear her heart out. Maybe she does know what she's doing and just using him for his sex. Just wish she would pick someone better. JMO.

1 - Angelina Jolie - $15 million per film

2 - Julia Roberts - $15 million per film

3 - Reese Witherspoon - $14 million per film

4 - Cameron Diaz - $10 million per film

5 - Katherine Heigl - $6 million per film and $225,000 per episode of "Grey's Anatomy"

6 - Kate Hudson - $7 million per film

7 - Anne Hathaway - $5 million per film but tipped to be asking as much as $8 million in the near future

8 - Jennifer Aniston - $8 million per film

what you have to remember is that the people controlling her are scared businessmen who want to see her turn the maximum profit for them. She makes them money. Enough money to keep them living a rich lifestyle. Not their talent, hers. She is a focal point. To make her "look good" and keep her profits up, they have a large team of people who WORK on planning her career and control public perception. That is why CAA has an estimated revenue of 200-300 million, even in a hard economy.

8:33: Mayer and Aniston are a showmance. A LOT of people went to the Bahamas with them....they were not alone. GO FIGURE. All you see is the romantic photo, just in time for Oscars night. Remember Miami ? that was just in time for Cannes. Both are 1 week before. It isn't coincidence. It is STRATEGY.

HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!

I LOVE them!!!!!! :)

So happy that Jen finally found her man.

Go Johnnifer!!!!

hmm she was next to Lenny Kravitz' place. didn't he say something about being celibate for 3 years until he is married?

Posted by: highest earning actresses
1 - Angelina Jolie - $15 million per film

2 - Julia Roberts - $15 million per film

3 - Reese Witherspoon - $14 million per film

4 - Cameron Diaz - $10 million per film

5 - Katherine Heigl - $6 million per film and $225,000 per episode of "Grey's Anatomy"

6 - Kate Hudson - $7 million per film

7 - Anne Hathaway - $5 million per film but tipped to be asking as much as $8 million in the near future

8 - Jennifer Aniston - $8 million per film
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Highest earning has NOTHING to do with how well they do at the box office. Jen brings in more profit on her movies than Jolie! Pitt's Benny Button sh*t is still trying to break even. You really think this Edwin(a) Salt movie is going to bring in the big bucks? NO. She is tabloid gossip, that's it. No one cares to see her movies. She needs to stick to a Kung Fu Panda sequel - anything animated she can pull off - but real acting she can't. Jen doesn't need to make more than $8 million per film. She's living high on the hog after having a monster hit series for 10 years. She doesn't even HAVE to work. Jealous loons can't stand it. jolie keeps pumping out children to increase her income!LMAO!

John is a publicity seeking liar

Benjamin Button according to boxofficemojo 241 million worldwide. Marley and Me 162 million worldwide.Angelina's 3 movies in 2008 alone made over 1 billion dollars

Is John still making out with Perez?

John, to me, looks and behaves like a gay man. He needs to get out of the closet if it's true.

Joaquin Phienix isn't the only LA actor with a beard.

Alright, now everyone sees what I've been seeing since Vince Vaughn. Staged romances to "one up" BP & AJ. For the last 4 years every time BP/AJ have something going on (movie premier, babies, award ceremonies) suddenly a bikini shot of Aniston, or a faux romance is posted by her PR reps. I was actually waiting for a sex tape to be released in time for the Oscars, guess that will be used for the next baby or movie. Anyone think that maybe she's gay and he's her beard? Don't know why but I keep thinking that. Also, Wanted made over 370 million worldwide, and Changeling has now brought in over 100 million. Panda is in the 700 million range, so to say that AJs movies are not profitable is a lie. JA and her PR team have done a good job in the U.S. trying to destroy them, but the world loves AJ and BP, so their movies do very well overseas (where they apparently don't idolize a mediocre talent with barely passable looks).

she is much prettier without makeup

Anonymous 8:46, how do you know other people went to the Bahamas with them?

I just don't get this "relationship". Jen claims to want kids, but yet WOULDN'T have them with Brad freakin Pitt?? Does she really want to have kids with a big kid like John Mayer? She's sad and confused.

kissing the same mouth that was in perez hilton peen, hahahahah I love this, is karma I tell you!

Posted by: Anonymous
Benjamin Button according to boxofficemojo 241 million worldwide. Marley and Me 162 million worldwide.Angelina's 3 movies in 2008 alone made over 1 billion dollars
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You apparently don't know how the business works. It cost over $200 mil to make Benjamin Button, so what profit have they made? Marley & Me cost $75 mil to make and has raked in well over $150 mil and counting. They've made a HUGE profit. That's what hollywood is looking for... PROFIT! Kung Fu Panda is a children's movie. Of course it will do well. Just like Shrek. It's not about Jolie. Kids don't even know who she is. They went to see talking cartoon characters!! Jack Black was the star of that movie anyway. Jen isn't trying to destroy Brangelina. They've done that on their own. People can't stomach them. And Jolie was making far from $15 mil per film before she met Pitt. Makes you question why she would snag herself a married star like Pitt. Very manipulative, calculating and cunning. This affair was to boost her career. She started by using Maddox to clean up her image...then the UN work... then the "Sexiest Man (by People)".... nothing like looking out for number 1 !!

ewww. nasty

Fug and fuglier.

It's all a pr stunt. Jen can't make it on her own. She has to be latch to a man.

sHE LOOKS REALLY old BETYA IF she was broke john would not bee with her tired worn out raggedy ass...........

She probally hammered out some kinda contract and said i will make u rich and famous if u impregnate me u know im old and tired and i cant spend time looking for anoter dude

I think Jen Anniston is one of the prettiest ladies on the face of the earth and she is very smart too. Love
you Jenn.

she look ugly

michelle i agree with you. he is a paid gigolo nothing more nothing less. good one john!

12:41, I agree with you!

michelle : they aren't a couple... ...everything about it is done for the public. It's the joke of LA.

she cant even make eye contact.... ....they have the chemistry of oil and water

He had FAR FAR more chemistry with the news reporter on the Marley and Me red carpet !!!!! Use (Ctrl-C) then (Ctrl-V) to copy and paste the URL, and then remove the spaces :: htt p :/ /tiny url .com/d86ujw

What 40 year old woman, beautiful or not, needs to be photographed in slo-mo no less, kissing her supposed boyfriend good by. This is totally pathetic. What's even worse is that we're still going to be seeing this when she's 50.
Give us all a break, please!

9:59: it is not her boyfriend, it is a PUBLIC ACT. He is hired. It ends soon.