Jen & John Leave Miami!

Hahahahahahahahahaha John looks like a bitch holding his momma's purse and her dog. Man grow some ball. Hey and nobody gives a crap about Brad and Ange thats all you Jenshit heads can pull out your behind. The public know a publicity stunt when we see one. Bloggs know when the see one two thats why they keep putting this up because this topic bring in lots of debate. John and Jen pathetic peeps keep alerting the media so they can try to still convence the public that it is real hahahahahahahahahahathis is so funny. I like the name DOUBLEDOUCHE for this couple.

You can tell this was publicity stunt they set the pictures up then start posting like crazy.
Sorry money will not change everyone's mind. Not this time.
I remember Jessica got blame for alerting the media now we see who really is alerting the media=Little Johnnyboy there.

Love them together. And if this was a publicity you get much better pictures than this. For example the boating trip by the Jolie-Pitts that is a publicity stunt - look at the posing and how close the paps are! anyway these two are great together. Who knows how far it will go. But it is good while it is lasting.

He looks sexy taking care of her bags and dog.

The gay rumors must scare Mayer that that bad that he rather keep up this showmance.

I love that she's going to his shows with him. Thanks for the pics X17 but stop following them now please.

That's right hold momma purse. Second thought are we sure its not his.

THE MAIN REASON THIS IS BEING DONE :is to counteract the EXCESSIVE attention paid to the Jolie-Pitts at Cannes last year. That scares Kershishian/Huvane. This is the PR dept.s way of counteracting instead of making his client look bad. John Mayer is doing her favour, plus he’s having a laugh, there is NOTHING serious here. This is a 100% fauxmance, but I am sure they are friendly about it’s terms of acting. They both know publicity is financially CENTRAL to their careers and bad publicity means the end. Huvane knows an act makes waves just as much as a reality…. I wish her the best…..but it’s obvious this isn’t the real thing. Too fast. To manufactured. Too posed. As soon as Cannes is over, Mayer will be gone and they will leave on ambiguously, unemotionally connected, yet friendly-acquaintance type terms. Jen has made a career out of this type of public romantic performance……her PR team are not unconscious of that fact…..on the contrary, they are using it to control public perception of her career.

Desperation is showing....you can tell Jen's fans are thanking God she got a man and praying she hold on to this douche bag.... this is tooooo funny. Is she that big of a loser. I remember Jessica Simpson fans had the same desparation when she hooked up with Tony Romo. Watching trainwreaks are tooo funny.

In the mean time Mayer reputation will take a big hit. Meet the new call boy. When your career needs alittle help give us a call we will put our best boy(Mayer) on the job.
-We will make the call to the paps.
-We will hold your purse.
-We will hold your dog.
-We will throw in a kiss.
-We will throw in a hug.
-Sign up today and get a free swim in the pool.
That Huvane agency is awesome.
File this under Doubledouche. I also like this name for the fakemance.

For all the Angelina lovers. Let's see Angelina has had film flop after film flop. Jennifer Aniston just filming her second film in the past 12 months and neither were a cartoon.

I agree with you Anon 6:31 thats it's the PR dept. of Huvane. I am surprise John Mayer would be a party to this kind of stuff. Why do this if you got a solid career?

Hahahahaha! I luv all the little b*tchy Huvane staffers and over-40 bitter menopausal Brad hater types that post on Jen's threads acting like they're guys who think Dustiniffer Hoffmaniston, is hawt. Hahahahaha! There's a reason why 101 'Hot & Sexy' lists come out EVERY year, and Maniston is NOT on them (and Angelina is, 8 mos pregnant or NOT! Bahaha). Wake the f*ck up b*tches. Quit playing games. Tell HUVANE it's a losing battle. Neither the b*tches mama, or the b*tch herSELF thinks she's attractive. Why do you think she's had 3 nose jobs, restylane implants, hairline surgery, and silicone cheek implants? This is one sad desperate ho. I'm not surprised they are at another hotel though. When she's not exposing her 40 yr old male hormoned induced bod, or whining about Brad...no one really cares. Ask Vince Vaughn, who dumped her simple ass too. LOL Mayer is a maybe gaybe, who pizzes on women, and counts Angelina as his #1 cum fantasy. What self respecting middle aged woman, hooks up with a creep like that? So she spins a tale that she got left FOR Angelina, yet she hooks up with a guy that ON THE RECORD says Angelina is his ultimate cum fantasy! She's embarrassingly DUMB. LMAO

Thats why I also agree with anon6:31.
It's huvane pr dept because they keep bringing up Angelina and Brad Pitt for which I could care less about.
I kept wondering why untill it dawn on me that Jen use to be married to Pitt. So it must be that they are trying to counteract the excessive attention given to Jolie-Pitt at this time. Even I can tell these are not all Jolie-Pitt fans but the PR people keep posting to them.
They are really telling on themself.

So funny. Put the crack pipe down, and come back when Aniston gives a tour de force performance in something other than a swimming pool, holding onto another man's boyfriend, while getting IGNORED. Come back when she has an Oscar, 3 Golden Globes, and 3 SAGS, and is critically acclaimed up the wazoo. Come back, when she gets her 356th plastic surgery, and starts to look like something other than pure ASS in the face. This bitch looks like SJP's scarier older sister, and you know it. Mayer was accused only 3 weeks ago of tonguing Perez Hilton a fat cuban gossip queen and rolling his balls in hands. Hello??!! PEREZ passed the LIE DETECTOR test. If THAT were anyone besides, Jennifer's 'new man,' you old sad bitches would be laughing your ass off in between gagging. But because Aniston is the most desperate cheesy boring and FUG bitch to ever half-ass act on TV, and got left for a REAL movie star...you are willing to play blind, deaf and dumb. Seriously, are you that desperate for her to HAVE A LIFE that you'd wish a white version of BIG GAY AL on this sad bitch?? Hahahha! Enjoy your sad delusions ladies. This will end badly. I HEARD he's just trying to get the inside scoop on 'Brangelina,' his ex gf said he was OBSESSED with them.

OMG, BREAKING NOW: That Minka Kelly girl is saying John Mayer thought Angelina was the most beautiful woman ALIVE!! Ahahahahahahahaha!! This is TOO sweet! Poor Jen. Doesn't she check these guys out before she starts these PR ploys that make her look like an assclown. Geez.

Jen Can Do Much Better!

Do you brangeloonies have a job? I can see posting one or two messages but you Fools are on every blog 24/7. I notice this as I'm reading these threads. Get a Life already! and how come I Rarely meet people in person who like brangelina? and hate Jennifer Aniston?

This brangeloonie Obsession is an Internet Troll thing and it's pretty sad.

btw this is a Jennifer Aniston thread so why do you Idiots even bother posting your Hateful messages here? It's not like I'm going to decide to worship brangelina and Hate Jennifer Aniston. Get a Clue. Move on people! It's obvious Jennifer has, brangelina and this ten kids have too.

I remember John saying Angelina was the most beautiful woman alive. He seemed to envy Angelina and Brad. It was very funny.
I think the PR folks mess this whole thing up. Lets watch them try to fix it.
I would have expected this of Jen but I'm shocked and disappointed at Johns involvement. So now I guess the PR team think people will flock to his concert to get a look at her-NOT. Why watch 2 idiots try to trick an audience into thinking this crap is real. Sick of this teenie booper junk.
No Dela for me this round. I'll sit this tour out untill Mayer decide it will be about music again. I'm begining to think he did not come up with no good music. If he is relying on publicity stunts.

I just read what Minka said - wow. Jen Aniston looks so dumb. Why doesn't she, like, have some class and hook up with a millionaire like Salma or something? Not that she has a Salma face. But this is just making her look even more ridiculous. I feel sorry for her. :-(

The haters are actually all the same person. LOL

Lol Minka is saying John thinks Angelina is the most beautiful woman Alive. Jen probably agrees.

Lol Minka is saying John thinks Angelina is the most beautiful woman Alive. Jen probably agrees.

yeah it is pretty sad. Now his like, 18 yr old ex girlfriend is attacking him and her, then there's Perez saying they french kissed. Jen is looking more and more like an idiot by the hour. With every horrendous move by her PR, she is taken further and farther away from amazing Hollywood Royalty. She belonged on TV. Now, even NBC is too good for this schmuck. Pity.

Brad has cleaned after Billy Bob Thornton really good. He is pathetic and he does not know. He is aging so much along with that skin and bone Agie with a herd of mixed chidren being dragged all over the place. They think that they represent an ideal American family? Wondering how much they have paid the media to be appeared in the magazines.
The Angie has full of stinky pasts from being lesbian, gothic,,incentous behaviour with the brother. Pathetic is the least to be said. Angie keeps having bloating stomach to reproduce more and more to shackle Brad otherwise with his cheating genes who knows one day he'll leave her. It is like " Legend of the Fall"

This is a sweet revenge for me...lol.. the media can stop talking too much about that pathetic couple at least for 2 weeks now..lol

Brad has cleaned after Billy Bob Thornton really good. He is pathetic and he does not know. He is aging so much along with that skin and bone Agie with a herd of mixed chidren being dragged all over the place. They think that they represent an ideal American family? Wondering how much they have paid the media to be appeared in the magazines.
The Angie has full of stinky pasts from being lesbian, gothic,,incentous behaviour with the brother. Pathetic is the least to be said. Angie keeps having bloating stomach to reproduce more and more to shackle Brad otherwise with his cheating genes who knows one day he'll leave her. It is like " Legend of the Fall"

This is a sweet revenge for me...lol.. the media can stop talking too much about that pathetic couple at least for 2 weeks now..lol

John Mayer will mount anything that moves in a skirt. I don'tunderstand his appeal. He's an idiot.

Jen, unfortunately, is fair game now for anyone who wants to experience what Brad had.
That's how the game is played in Hollywood. I feel bad for her.

It will be very difficult for Jen to find a suitable man who isn't just out to screw her for a little while.

wow, if you're an example of Jen's fans, no wonder the dumb f*ck is getting pissed and shat on by some weirdo guy who worships Jolie. She's not the brightest bulb on the tree is she? Lucky escape Brad. Upgrade of the last 50 centuries, at LEAST. haha

Wow! Seriously some people really need to get a grip with reality they surf the net posting the same crap about jen stop you look so obsessed. I love jennifer she's gorgeous and i wish her and john the best.

They are having fun and seem to enjoy
the same things. Who cares if they are
planning on forever. He's a nice looking guy. People do date to get to
know each other and if it doesn't work
out, it doesn't work out. I love watching Jen in movies, tv or anything
else she does, if you don't go to the
other thread with Angelina. She is
in one every single day with one kid
or another.

You know, I have nothing against Aniston. I liked her TV show, Friends. Although her character was the least developed and worst acted, in my opinion..I do have to say THIS:

Let's keep it very REAL. On no planet in existence, that I know of, is Jen Aniston considered 'gorgeous.'

Unless it's the same planet that Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica, Babs Streisand, and Kathy Griffin hail from.

Please, stop with the lies.

That is all.

Nice looking couple, both single and
seem to enjoy the same things. I don't
see any big deal about it. Jen hasn't
mentioned her ex in about 3 years so
why are all the nuts making a big deal
out of it.

whose a nut? what does Aniston being shat on by Perez Hilton's boyfriend, have to do with Angelina Jolie. It seems all the Jen people keep bringing her up, whenever Jen faces criticism. How do you know, it's not all the tween fans of Mayer who hate that he's with a grandma now? The fact that Jen's 'supporters,' constantly bring Brad and Angelina up, the second she gets criticized tells me, her people deliberately want to start another 'war,' or 'team,' thing - and have her continue riding coattails. It further tells me, this really IS all about trying to one up the real movie stars. I guess her PR hacks don't realize how obvious they are. I'm a fan of Mayer, not Brad & Angelina. I don't mind them, they are beautiful people who do good work. But I'm an intern at a record company, who thinks Mayer is talented, but not that original. I think Aniston is going thru a crisis to even be with him. For you people to say anyone saying so is on Brangelina's team, is ridiculous. I'm sure Brangelina could give a shit about Aniston. They're awaiting the birth of their baby and premiering films in Cannes. Leave them out of Jen's sad desperate life.

It's Norman,Jennifer's Dog...soo cute.!
Love Jen & John.

Jen is a private person when she wants to be. Those pool pics were so obviously set up by rep. After all, Angie is having twins in France! Cannes awaits! Jen has to be in the news. I used to really, really NOT LIKE her. Now I feel sorry for her. She's an empty, shallow, untalented loser and can't accept it.

Hey idiots,

Just compare Jen's hot and sexy body with MS.SKElETON and shut the fuck up.

Hey idiots,

Just compare Jen's hot and sexy body with MS.SKElETON and shut the fuck up.

Hey idiots,

Just compare Jen's hot and sexy body with MS.SKElETON and shut the fuck up.

Hey idiots,

Just compare Jen's hot and sexy body with MS.SKElETON and shut the fuck up.

Hey idiot haters,ya can go and see Hagmangelina's fucking veins on her nasty forehead and nasty arms and laugh the whole day.hahaha
ha haha

where did you read what Minka said about Angelina?

Who cares about Angelina Jolie????
Forget that scrawny skeleton PLEASE!
jen is HOT, John is HOT - they are SUPERCUTE together, and there's absolutely no need to bring the Brangelina-bunch into their relationship.

Love you Jen!!!

ditto Willy Wonka

but it's just plain stupid of that girl (mika or what's her name) to come out now and say somthing like that, if indeed it's true.

haters,
1. we dont give a s**t about angelina
2. angelina likes women (you think we forget about it?)
3. pitt hole looks like s**t lately
4. pitt hole is trying to find a way to BYE BYE BYE...
5. WE DONT GIVE A S**T ABOUT YOU HATERS
4.

There is nothing new going on with Brad Pitt & A.J., the are going to Canness, big deal, they were their last year for the Oceans & Pearl movies, that didn't get them nominated at the academy awards and this trip isn't even for a major role. Having or getting a baby is nothing new for them either, in less than 3yrs they have already done this 3 times (Zahara,Shiloh&Pax). They are in another photo op location, they have done that also (of course nothing will top the photo op in Africa). They will have the baby and sell the million dollar photos in the name of charity once again, nothing new with that either.

It's impossible for Jennifer to counter act all their PR, there is something new every week and this has been going on for years. Jennifer is just living her life. Add up all the movies Bragelina have put out since hooking up, then add up the kids, then add up the trips all over the world, all the wedding rumors, even the supposed rumor over a year ago that they would marry in Italy, then the latest N.O. wedding rumor, all the supposed home purchases they were going to make, in italy, in France, in Berlin and on and on.

Your deluded if you think J.A. everything J.A. does is a reaction to Brad & Angelina. This couple will have 10 kids and thousands of trips and you will still be claiming Jennifer lives her life as a PR reaction to them. Give it up.

1. John is hoping this will stop gay talk.
Heres the thing when you lay down with dogs (Perez Hilton) you get flees and Johnny boy has alot of flees now.
2. He hopes to get Jen's fans the way he did Jessica. He is pulling the same tricks he pulled with Jessica Simpson.
When they broke up he got a lashing from Jessica fans. It's stupid of him to try and pull the stunt again.

when did Minka said those things about John and Angelina?

Jennifer is Hot.
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Jennifer=hot & sexy & lovely
Mangelina=skeleton & poser & shit

I don't think they want it known that it's John's fans calling this publicity stunt out and I don't care at all about Pitt-Jolie crap. They think it will scare John off. Jennifer Aniston seems so dry and desperate at this stage of her life.
I am a Mayer fan and I also remember when John was said that Angelina is the most beautiful woman alive. Funny how it works out now. I guess he didn't know later he would be in a publicity stunt with Jen. Being a fan of John Mayer we knew he acted like a douche bag sometimes. We all said it more than once. I see he has met a fellow douche bag. So I agree Doubledouche is a good name for this couple.

Sorry John look stupid standing there with all the old girl bags and the dumb looking dog. He has lost major cool points with me.
I wonder will fans hold up dump Jennifer signs like they did Jessica Simpson. That was so hilarious.

Go Jen

Happy for her

love...love...love....Jen
love...love...love....Jen

go jen

Love Jen Aniston

I agree with Anonymous May 14, 2008 at 5:17AM. Mayer's fans are pretty smart. I don't think it's just Brangelina fans calling this a PR stunt. I hope all this hoopla isn't going to overshadow Mayer's Summer Tour. If so, I might have to give a few tickets away.

I think this tour in going to be shitty. You can tell his head is in this stunt mess. I've already started dumping my Mayer tickets while I still can. I still can't believe he went along with this farce. There will be some other hot concerts I'm going to shoot for those tickets.

I agree 8:17am
I'm begining to think Aniston fans are not smart and really desperate From what I have read of this thread.
Let me give the Aniston PR peeps a hint. I have never watched friends or never went to an Aniston movie. Angelina/Brad not into them at all. What does that leave you with. Did you think Mayer fans were going to jump for joy at this PR stunt. Hint: Hell no!

few tickets to give away 8:17 a.m???

now that he is with Jen...I love to see
his show....give them to me...please

Where do you live angie?

I wish Jen crazy ass would get off the computer and go back to laying her lazy pale do nothing ass around the pool. Jennifer go set up more publicity stunts with that douche bag you got dumb ass.

9:43 am

right now I live in far far away land called France waiting for my twinies, whose daddy to be is my dog brady, to be born, but I will go back to old, not good enought for my twinnies to be born, smelly USA to get the tickets from you....you sweet american..you...

Hey you,
Apparently you pay attention to all this. You better take care of that twinies and teach them well not to be like you cause you are stinky. Yes I can smell it stinks from France to America.
No wonder your own father said you are bipolar and psychotic !

Hey you,
Apparently you pay attention to all this. You better take care of that twinies and teach them well not to be like you cause you are stinky. Yes I can smell it stinks from France to America.
No wonder your own father said you are bipolar and psychotic !

Truth is this movie will suck big time. All the publicity whore tricks in the world will not help. Ask Ashley Simpson did tricks help sell your Cd.
Fans are turned off by tricks.

So what? Everyone has their own life to live? Jen and John make million bucks and stay at $3000 night suite hotel per night! You and me don't have that kind of money so we'd better shut up and mind our own business. If they find love for one another, it is great. If you want to see her movie or listen to his music it is great. If not, it is great too.
Be a nonjudmental to all this media fuss. I think they look good together, clean and less baggages and load of money.. so who is laughing at whom?
You and me are dirt poor here..lol..

זה רק אני,או שכתוב לו על החולצה בעברית???

Both losers. i hope its serious, maybe it will give her something to do besides laying around half naked with her bum inthe air hoping to be photograped.

My girlfriends and I still like the thought of that Brian guy. He is the only one that gives her credibility. We think she should be with him. After all he must be the most grounded.Granted he's not rich but money isn't everything. We still think that Brian must have been the only real guy she has dated. Are the rest just for show? Why doesn't Brian say anything???????????

The haters cant be all the same person dumbass, see youtube, see how many people hate her there, and those are all very different profiles. She is just a loser and alot of people think that way accept that or just dont respond! after friends ended, she isn't America's sweetheart anymore, she only was that because she was married to Brad Pitt, she herself is as boring as hell!

What a cute couple!!!