Jennifer Aniston Holds Up Her Meal Ticket

Wow, she sure is taking this spokeswhore role for the water seriously; she has the label on the bottle pointed at the camera and everything.

She looks fat.

She probably owns a piece of the company. Look at 50 Cent, he owned 20% of Glaceu and make a f-cking fortune on the coke buyout deal.

It would be great if Brad, Angelina and Jennifer had a 3-way. Who would be the boy?

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This brings the "shameless plug" to a new low. Could she just make an Asian market commercial like every other celeb looking for a quick and easy several million on a commercial the local market will never see? Hell, she could have her own real life "lost in translation" adventure!

You go girl!!! Looks like she believes in what she sales not like most of the other hollywood people. She looks Great!!! I have to buy some of that water!!

And you idiots are right there with your cameras...

What is wrong with her chin?

lmao 5:50

I think she's doing just fine, and she looks great. How many stake-outs did it take to get that pic? Probably alot.

How lame.

actually, she`s got both her meal tickets out there

I love Smart Water, what a good thing to support

That's great she is using the paparrazzi the same way the use her. They have made a fortune out her in recent years, it's time for her to cash in too!!! Not that she really needs it but it is only fair. Now to the person saying that she looks fat, I wonder if you think that Keira Knightley, Angelina Jolie, and Nicole Richie look good? Jen looks good and healthy.

valtrex!

heeeyy!!!

Good for her! She's great. If some company wants to pay her a lot of money to tout water, go for it!!!!

last time i ran into you, you said that i was no longer your favorite poster. :( that was fucked up!

actually you ran into me the other day. you think that guy is still making monthly payments on his inflatable doll, even though it filed rape charges against him?

i figured that was you, but i avoided you because it really stung what you said.

sorry. you still likey larry birkhead?

huh?

go to the larry birkhead page

what about the larry birkhead page? i do think he's hot.

go to the page, page 4

i went, but i don't get what you're saying?

I`ll talk to you there

AT LEAST JEN ISNT A LYING ANOREXIC, OR A DOUCHE BAG WHO NEEDS TO FILL A VOID IN HER LIFE BY ADOPTING A DOZEN KIDS. WE ALL SO READILY LOOK PAST THE FACT THAT ANGELINA CANT STAND HER OWN FLESH AND BLOOD, REMEMBER THAT BABY SHE GAVE BIRTH TO, YOU KNOW THE WHITE ONE NAMED SHILOH. I THINK BRADS PARENTS ARE GONNA END UP GETTING CUSTODY OF SHILOH AFTER WE ALL FIND OUT THAT ANGELINA IS A NUT CASE, AND BRAD IS HER LOSER ACCOMPLICE.

At least she is actually drinking the water. As for Jolie, I am not sure if she actually read those books.

How pathetic. Most people use their fame to help others. Jen who is worth over 100 million uses hers to line her pocket. You all call this classy.

Jen I'm waiting for the announcement of you and Smartwater giving money to those who can get clean water.

Until then you are just another person wh*ring yourself.

Why shouldn't she push products? Every other celeb does. Alot of the others just do it over seas so that Americans don't see them in the ads. Atleast she actually uses the product she sales and doesn't just take the check, do the ad then never even tries the product she is saleing.

being a spokes person for a product is "whoring yourself"? then why aren't you lecturing the thousands of other models and actresses being spokes people for cosmetics, proactive, and other products? And she DOES do a lot of charity, she just doesn't slap it in the headlines for her own personal gain.

being a spokes person for a product is "whoring yourself"? then why aren't you lecturing the thousands of other models and actresses being spokes people for cosmetics, proactive, and other products? And she DOES do a lot of charity, she just doesn't slap it in the headlines for her own personal gain.

being a spokes person for a product is "whoring yourself"? then why aren't you lecturing the thousands of other models and actresses being spokes people for cosmetics, proactive, and other products? And she DOES do a lot of charity, she just doesn't slap it in the headlines for her own personal gain.

team aniston fans are psyco. the water tastes good and is afforable. she does own stock and she is smart to promote it. i would love to model the product, there's nothing wrong with it. people are so jealous

She looks great. She does not look fat. Either we are bashing people for being to skinny and now shes fat. Whatever!

LOVED HER ON FRIENDS!!! MUST TRY THIS SMARTWATER!!!

I met her once on a movie set. She is a total sweetheart. So normal and down to earth. Funny as hell too!!

dont know her. this woman she beutiful. she marry to man?

Jenn's new boyfriend is hott!!

She is so sexy!!!!!!

Buttface!!

Rachel was my fave friend!

Where can I get those sun glasses?

she actually drinks smart water and has been for a while which is why they asked her to be their spokesperson. id do it too..get money for drinking what you like? thats awesome.

TEAM ANISTON ALL THE WAY!! FUCK YOU JOLIE PITTS!!

She always has such nice hair anyone know what products she uses?

Jennifer needs a regular TV series again. I loved her on Friends, she is adorable!

talk about spokeswhore - please please please stop plugging this stupid-ass celebrity fiction sex site on every comments page! it has no connection to ANYTHING celebrity except that this horrible writer uses celebrities in it. i fail to see the use of this trash!

8:57PM

LMFAO!! ANUS-STAIN!! I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT ONE!!!

Angelina Jolie is a nut case...does she think we all forget that she admitted that she had sex with women and had SEVERAL casual lovers just to satify her needs while she was a new mother of Maddox.How about making out with her brother? I for one have never forgotten her weirdness..and now she's trying to act all holyier than thou. give me a break. what a phony! and brad is just falling right into her little trap. what a riot! i guarantee you she will end up screwing around on brad and i am going to laugh my butt off..i love jen..shes better off without that jerk.he has no idea what a fool he looks like.

Where's her bff Courtney Coxsucker?

2 CUTE:) LOVE HER!!

Two words--Greek Goddess

she's great. paparazzi do devilish work. she should use them as much as they use her.

as spencer pratt from the hills said, and I paraphrase "love her or hate here, its stil an obsession"

jen is awesome!

I love how she uses the paparazzi the way they use her. And yeah, lol, they did walk right into that trap. Hèhè.

God bless Jennifer, she has really pulled it together with everything that she s been through and look at that hot guy she is with, she deserves it!!

God bless Jennifer, she has really pulled it together with everything that she s been through and look at that hot guy she is with, she deserves it!!

muito bonita... fantástica como sempre!

jen looser, pathetic and never talented. i still don't understand how brad married you once. whore!

Jen is smokin HOT! I would pork her 'til the cows come home.

jennifer aniston looks like an old grandma! she should just forget about having kids and masturbate every day so she wont need a boyfriend

jennifer aniston looks like an old grandma! she should just forget about having kids and masturbate every day so she wont need a boyfriend

Another PR setup to sell water just like the "too well timed to be real" shot of Sculfor leaving in the morning. All a gfake. All to sell water while she gets on with her life behind closed doors. All people see is a PR image that has become and advertisment.

sure!!
she's so boring....she has no interest. jenn, stop crying and trying to be a victim. Brad was never yours...he was made for angie....you were an unfortunate accident. pathetic slut! go home, close the door and eat the keys. carve a hole and stay there the rest of your life. there's nothing interesting in you cunt!

you will never find somebody like hiiiiiiiimmm...you'll never grow his chiiiiilds...yes go an masturbate. Sex with you must be like fucking with my mum!!!!!!!!!!1

Anus-ton is in the limelight because she and Huvane are spindoctors. Besides at this point people are just having fun watching her make a fool of herself.

just because you like jennifer aniston doesnt mean you have to hate angelina jolie! Both are very talented women and good people.

Who really cares about JA public outings & pictures? I don't know why the paps wasted their time taking her photo. There are many more celebs who would bring more money & I had rather see. In another 3 years, we will all be saying JA who??

What is wrong with her chin???????

Biatch can't stay away from the spotlight. She's totally addicted.

I can't stand this PR ho'

http://www.untouchablebritney.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=3217&pos=12

Guys check this pic for britney, and i dont give a damn if this has nothing to do with JEN.

Her new boyfriend is garbage.Jen is ugly. They both use the paps and cameras to sell or advertise their water. "Drink 'smartwater' & watch your chin groowww!"

Fugly and untalented.

jen you make me wanna puke...boring girl

anything for attention, Maniston? She's a mediocre whore.

Hope she rots in hell... this is a shameless as the fucking race car drivers HAVING to drink their sponsers beverage everytime they are seen at the track... fucking corporate whores..

we all know that she is dull, lame and has no talent, she must do everything she can to get some attention! she is pathetic and is not worthy of so much investment on our parts really…

Let's all chant, Boo Hoo poor pathetic Jen!!! Boo Hoo poor pathetic Jen!!!

HA!! U guys crack me up on here. Listen to you!!

WTF, give me a break, we all know that this girl has the talent. just go watch good girl. then judje her. ARRRGHHH!! GUYS!! don't you ever talkin' about something you don't know!!!!!. UNDERSTAND. my god!!

Paul Sculfor is a paid up fag, that is why he lives in a hotel and TMZ are timed to photograph him. GET RID OF SCULPOSER.

She has enough money i think!! I remember that she was a partner with BRAD in Blan B. RIGHT!!

She's sucks shit. Why this ugly mutt is getting any attention at all is baffling.

if tht water can make me smart, i will buy it! but i think, this water won't make my brain sharp just tht it will be good for urself but there's a lot of cheaper brand water or tap water seems fine to me.

6:49

ARE YOU OK?

I hate Jennifer Aniston! Hope that water changes her attitude..... Jennifer is an Anis!

Barbie Martin

Barbie Martin

Eat your words and STFU.

She looks old i think. poor jen. do you miss brad?

hey Dr Greed,

smart water makes you old.

Anon, are you serious? hahaha

Sounds like somebody needs some JESUS JUICE.............

B. M.

Sounds like somebody needs some JESUS JUICE.............

B. M.

Sounds like somebody needs some JESUS JUICE.............

B. M.

she was a hottt bitch once. dammit it's all because of brad!!!

what a joke.

smart water grows your dick

lets call angelina to smash this bitch up

Do we have to hear about her "men" and her phoney escapades until she's 80. Enough already. The rich get richer and we all look like fools.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXXXXXXXY!!!!

She holding a bottle like any other normal person would. I don't see how she's purposely trying to advertise it. She's is a very gorgeous and talented women. You guys really have nothing better to do then sit on your fat asses all day and diss celebrities on x17.

michael jackstone, i am OOOHHHKAYYY!
water is water as long as its drinkable, african people NEEDS tht BADLY!!!! maybe jennifer's millions would make a difference to african water!!! i don't know wht happened to her suppose to be promting or supporting ST.JUDE hospital, anyone? why i never heard of tht ad anymore? by the way, jennifer is pretty to me.

chinny, chin, chin aniston. take your fugly goat chin and f*ck off. you're a talentless nobody and so damn boring.

chinny, chin, chin aniston. take your fugly goat chin and f*ck off. you're a talentless nobody and so damn boring.

The gig with Smart Water is the only thing she has going for her. So sad. Is Smart Water designer water?

I am totally sick of everyone saying
what Africa needs. If you live in
America find out what people need here.
Jen is a classy, beautiful woman, lots
of stars promote products and since I
drink it I know it is good.

love her purse- someone tell me who makes it!! PLEASE?!!

Ugh, This bitch makes me nauseous.

Ugh, This bitch makes me nauseous.

Ugh, This bitch makes me nauseous.

Ugh, This bitch makes me nauseous.

Ugh, This bitch makes me nauseous.

Ugh, This bitch makes me nauseous.

Hahaha, like a CLEAR water bottle is really going to cover your face, ass.

who cares about the water she look so cute love her

Selling water for profit when 1 BILLION people on this planet have NO CLEAN DRINKING WATER! (and die from dirty water illnesses) is just sick! Not to mention all that plastic going into landfills. Bottled water is the biggest environmental and economical farce in recent history. Most tests show that your TAP WATER is just as healthy as bottled water. So just take your vitamins and drink tap water instead of buying into this.

While Jennifer Aniston is trying to make EVEN MORE money (who is she going to leave it to - her dogs?) Angelina Jolie is giving 1/3 of hers to refugees etc. and trying to help those who don't have clean drinking water. Use your brains people!!!

I would really like to know what these people (who are bashing jen on this site) really look like. They're probably obese shut-ins without a life. What is your definition of hot? Something filled with silicone and plastic? I also don't see how being a spokeswoman for something make her pathetic? why aren't you lecturing the thousands of other celebrities who sell cosmetic lines and proactive?

"Humanitarian"-
Why not lecture our entire society rather than just jennifer aniston? The entire world is like that. Hell, why not go all out and lecture all the celebrities who endorse products that aren't healthy for the environment!!! Like it makes sense to say how horrible Jen is for drinking bottled water (pretty much the entire population does). how about lecture the people who drive SUV's and Hummers? I also don't see how every single photo of Jen has a comparison to Angelina. Jen has moved on, why doesn't the world do that too?

Pay for water?? LMAO, Jen you are such a whore. And to those that think it's great that she uses the product that she is shilling....it's not Worcestshire sauce or adult diapers, it's WATER! Easiest gig in the world to drink WATER (especially when she doesn't have to pay for the pretentious crap).

Jen youre not a blond and youre not valid anymore.

GO AWAY FRAUDISTON

Samatha = you twit. Jennifer Aniston earned in salary 14 million dollars the last 12 months, and that does not include her money from Breakup, which she got the 12 month period before and it does not include the Smart Water deal. If you don't believe me, check Forbes. She doesn't need your sympathy, twit. Is that welfare check of yours coming in regularly? Getting all the food stamps for which you qualify?

maybe she's waiting for her water to break

Hating on Angelina doesn't do Jen any good. It only makes her and her fans seem more pathetic.

This site sure attracts people who are obviously vulgar and so unarticulate they must swear to get their point across...so sad

This site sure attracts people who are obviously vulgar people..so sad

This site sure attracts vulgar people. It is so sad that people on here can't just respectfully state their views..extremely immature.

She is beautiful, normal, healthy and
has been drinking the water for quite
some time. No wonder they ask her to
be the spokeswoman. I drink it and it
is quite good. It really isn't that
expensive.

that water's full of pills to get thinner... she's always been a whale and needs a strict diet based on pills to keep fit...she dreams of being like angelina everynight.POOR LOOSER

soooo fake desperate drag queen
what a loser. wake up jen.

soooo fake desperate drag queen
what a loser. wake up jen.

She's peferct!
Beeeest ;D
angelina! OOOUT!

She's peferct!
Beeeest ;D
angelina! OOOUT!

She is so vain and she acts like it... No wonder why she was dumped

She let Pitt walk away with Jolie, I can see why, he is ball less, and a joke (talking Green in N.O. and flying private jets???WTF???) She looks much healthier without him.