Jennifer Aniston Says "There's No Desperation" To Get Pregnant

Can't give up her pot and drink, smooth skin and time of quiet and peace, dieting, sleeping and partying at her own whims

JEN LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

Especially now that her junkie was fantasizing about Jolie before he even met her...poor Jen.

She's 42! There was no baby with Brad Pitt and there will be no baby with Justin. Get a grip and stop with the baby rumors already.

It's obvious she's in a really good place right now.

She is perfection, love her.

I thought females "dried up" after 40?

At 42yrs old she is most likely all dried up egg wise & will bare no fruit in her bush. That won't stop her from continuing to jump from man to man every few months seeking them to plant their "seed" in her "secret garden".

Aniston has milked this pregnancy "rumor" scam for years in her constant quest to remain in the public eye. She uses her revolving cast of sexual partners for the same thing just like those twits Pitt & Jolie do with their kids & charity work.

I see the paid Jolie trolls with very outdated views on women and motherhood are out in full force again.

She didn't want kids w Brad. Her career was more important. That's why her selfish @ss!

Go away for our sake already.

I'd bet my life on the fact that Drunken Clam has neither a baby nor a boyfriend. She wouldn't have the time to spend all day and night obsessing over Jennifer Aniston if she had either one of those things.

LOL.

@7:40

And neither does Audaz. She might be the craziest, creepiest Aniston cyber bully around. She literally spends 7 or 8 HOURS commenting on each Aniston article.

Come back tomorrow and click on this article to see what I mean. And the best part is she doesn't care that she comes off looking like a super creepy loser. She just keeps posting and posting and posting.

This is only news to the tabloids and her fans. They are the ones who desperately want her to be pregnant. It's obvious by her lifestyle that Jennifer doesn't want kids but didn't want to hurt her fans. She's over 40. She sounded ridiculous saying she wanted to wait to have kids.

@0740pm x2 ---> Audaz's creepy stalker.....

I See you are here again stalking Audaz & myself. You were the obsessed Aniston fan who sat on here 8-10hrs a few days back up until after midnight posting to Audaz & waiting for a response you never got. You were so obsessed with Audaz you were tracking post times & responses. You were posting under several names talking back & forth with yourself like you were multiple people.......

You got some serious issues dude. You need to quit obsessing about Audaz & myself. We both could give a shit about you my deranged mentally deficient friend. I'd find you & your interest in me & what I do here flattering if it wasn't so obvious you are COO COO FOR COCO PUFFS & in need of a intervention. Stop cutting on yourself with sharp objects. There is light at the end of the tunnels that is mental illness for those who seek help.

Get up from behind your parents computer, wipe the orange cheeto stains from your chubby fingers, strap in your crash helmet & take your meds. Your monthly social security disability check should arrive in the mail any day now giving you the money you need to play play BINGO this weekend. :-* :-P

@8:37

Hate to break it to you but there are numerous people on the Aniston threads who are making fun of you.

@7:40 you forgot to mention the third chick who spends all day and night postin' tha hate. She goes by anonymous, but her rambling posts are all the same. AND IN CAPS. LOL.

Wow, 8:37 sounds like a complete nutter. What on earth is she even talking about? How ironic that she is talking about mental illness. Might want to look in the mirror hon.

And to claim she doesn't care about the people making fun of her when she posts a long, rambling thing like that making it clear she does care. That shit is so funny. Thanks for brightening my day.

I guess she'll be responding to me now too. Please make it another novella crazy lady. I absolutely loooove it when people go off the rails over someone they've never met before.

Jack@sses! Stop obsessing. Drunken Clan and I have already told you that we don't care about your opinion. You as well need to get a life since you're right there with me when I post.

Your obssession with us is what is creepy. If I where to post as anonymous and still post MY opinions you wouldn't know or care.

Do me a favor and get lost. You're deranged. Multipl post does NOT equal all day you idiot :-P

Ceelo Green says 'forget you'.

@ 9:19

You DO care. You keep responding to all of us. Heehee

If she wanted a baby, she would have had one with Pitt. She doesn't want kids, but is afraid to say so. I hate to break it to her, but she's 42 and not too long from now she'll be dropping her last egg!! If I'm wrong and she wants kids, she'd better hurry up!

@0837 (aka 0740pm, aka Audaz's creepy stalker)

Hate to break it to you, but we all know you are the same Jen fanatic posting all the pro Jen stuff here. The ALL CAPS posts that border on illiteracy come from you when you are on your medication. Must really chap you chubby chair warming pimple covered a55 some people actually don't like your precious jen & her current midget boyfriend Just-turd. Must be hard for you to break away from watching WWE wrestling to monitor the Jen posts here for the Jen "Haters".

Fyi, while you claim to be laughing at me my "frequently flatulent friend" I can assure you I'm laughing as much or more at you & the emotional investment you have wrapped up in defending Aniston here & monitoring mine & Audaz's posts.

Now take your medication, strap your crash helmet tight, brush your teeth & give your mom a kiss good night.

Hee hee... What are you 5 yrs old. No wonder you think you're that important. You're just a lonely stalker wishing that I would say something nice about your Maniston.

I'm laughing right back at you w the ODC.

Most women today think of themselves and when they're old they then want to have kids. So they nag their husbands to spend many 10s of thousands of dollars for medical intervention. Very sad.

@Audaz......

When Reading the stuff your Aniston obsessed stalker writes here I can't help but think....... In biblical times it would be considered a miracle if a a55 spoke. My how times have changed eh...... Lol.

Our "Frequently Flatulent Friend" (Triple F, aka FFF) makes a post calling us both out by name here & then he tries attacking us for responding back for making multiple posts on this thread. Cocaine is a hell of a drug........ Lol.

I'm just having fun.. but no damn babies..

@ ODC

Our obsessed fan does it so we can post multiple times and then say "Audaz & Drunken Clam' are JA 'haters' look at previous posts and you will see what I mean". I'm going to start posting my dissatisfaction w so many JA post as 'Anonymous' from now on and see the reaction.

I'm sure it will be boring.

Hee hee... Good God.

X17... When are you going to calm down on the Jen Aniston stories???

Please. I beg, I cry, I'll ask nicely.

A question for all of you out here posting and reposting:
Has ANY of you even MET Jennifer? I mean IN REAL LIFE?
NOT?
Then stop act like you know her OR Brad or AJ or Justin.
You´re just posting here because you lack a life of your own!
Get one!

At 42 I doubt she can have kids. She's fugly & a lousy actress. Some people just shouldn't reproduce. Jen is one of them. Any kids she had with the little dwarf Justin would look like ugly little hobbits. They would have Aniston's huge natural nose before her rhinoplasty surgery reduced it's massive size & Justin's short little dwarf legs & excessive body hair. I can see it now, the ugly little troll like child would be named Frodo.

Who the fack are you? You and the other Aniston fan club control freaks here wanting to play moral police & control free speach need to go suck on lemons & pull the gerbil from your uptight @ss. This site solicits our comments here. Aniston unfortunately is a public figure who pimps out her personal life to the tabliods. Therefore, I'm entitled to have & post my opinion here about her in the comments section whether you like that opinion it or not.

sez is a sin for this naive greece creature.
SHE STILL THINKS BABY'S CAN BE ORDERED AT US POSTAL SERVICE, folks!!

First of all, I only hate you for DATING your new boyfriend, not for not talking about him. The guy is BAD NEWS. Mark my words. Also, I get what she's saying about being ok with the 'grand baby plan'. But she is 42...and that is pushing it, truly. I'm a little younger and even I realize that. At some point she's going to realize her fate is in her hands.

Why is it shocking that people are going to defend themselves against shit talk, just like I have when Audaz (and many others on here, both named and anonymous) talk shit about my posts instead of commenting on the story.

i love her

I like both Jennifer and Angelina. They both have some admirable qualities.

You ugly bitches sitting at your computers ragging on each other in this thread over who likes who are the ones who are beyond pathetic.

For the record and this is my last post on this stupid article- I only post MY opinions and I really don't care to comment on anyone else's. I ONLY do so if you start sh!t talking about me or delusional as most JA fans are. I've always said this is an opinion page not the chat line, which is why I call idiots @ssholes cause everyone has one.

If you don't like my opinion don't read it, very simple to move on & not comment.

Good to hear you will shut up your big a$$hole now.

Stalker!!!

SOW!!!!

WE ALWAYS LOVE YOU JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ALWAYS LOVE YOU JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ALWAYS LOVE YOU JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ALWAYS LOVE YOU JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BS people can't give an opinion without some jerkoff crying about someone hating their favorite celebrity! Who needs to grow up here!?! If your on the Aniston blogs...why come here...to be her BIG DEFENDER? You don't know her hypocratia and IF you met her that doesn't mean you KNOW her as a person...you just MET that person...wake up hypocrite YOU ARE NOT her friend and she wouldn't want you as a defender, she has her REAL friends for that. I'm no admirer of that SNOTTY bitch.

Funny didn't her new man allegedly dress as a Manson family member with his ex Heidi for Halloween...where's that pic x17?

Jen and Justin are back in LA, how about some new pics x17?! Can't get enough of this couple!