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X17 Celebrity Personals - Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston aniston1.jpgWell, it looks like Jennifer Aniston's back on the market for a new "special Friend" - and wouldn't you know it, she's turning to the Celebrity Personals for help already:

"SWF ISO insecure SWM for long-term relationship. Must enjoy romantic getaways, television apppearances, and pets. Turn-ons include big hands and bad attitudes - I've got enough Friends already! Turn-offs include the press and, well, everything else. Serious offers only - I like a man who means what he says!"

How did we know it was her? Well, not even two ads away, we noticed this one:

"MY CLIENT IS IN NO WAY IN SEARCH FOR A MAN. TO INSINUATE THAT MY CLIENT ENJOYS TRAVEL OR LARGE HANDS IS THE PINNACLE OF JOURNALISTIC IRRESPONSIBILITY. MY CLIENT COULDN'T BE HAPPIER TO SPEND SOME TIME BY HERSELF AT THE MOMENT; THE PRESS IS SIMPLY BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION AS USUAL."

Who else could it be?



Who's going to turn up next in the Celebrity Personals?

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Posted by: rachel

i saw this already on perezhilton.com perez received an email from jens publicist funny stuff and there where like 600 comments in comment section!
hate me some maniston



Posted by: Hollywood Snark

Good lord, how Vince got a piece of Jen is beyond me? And then he actually thought he was hot enough to fool around with some sorority slut?

Please Jen, stop dating Al Bundy look-alikes!

http://hollywoodsnark.com



Posted by: J A

this wasn't on perez dumbass... all perez had was an email from huvane telling him off because he's a fat lying loser- which is true. he can talk all he wants, but he wishes i would let him lick my mannochio.



Posted by: Anonymous

PEREZ HILTON RULES!! HATERS!



Posted by: rachel

perez wrote first that they were done, this little copycat site finally posted that maniston is single again, he posted that hours ago

i love perezhilton.com!!



Posted by: parissucksliterally

I don't know why people hate Aniston so much. I like her and think she has a great body!

NO way is hell is she ugly either.



Posted by: estella

I normally don't like Perez but he was right in this case. Huvane attacked first by calling him a liar and Perez just put together all the times Aniston and Huvane lied to prove him wrong. Perez was defending himself and I see nothing wrong with that.

Yeah, Maniston grates. Thing is she ruined Vince also.



Posted by: Anonymous

for all the thick fuks prehaps you shud head on over to perezhilton.com where you can mingle with your sort !!! lets bum the fat fuk up the arse while he makes a killing from it!! you perez lovers all just made absolute fools out of yourselfs, perez reported jen and vince had split which is not what this article was about!!! READ PROPERLY!! but im sure if you stay tuned to perez he'll steal the images from here and post them on his site o lets say within the next two hours can hav some one else in the lime light now can we perez (physically cos hes to fat and hypothetically)



Posted by: bex

for all the thick fuks prehaps you shud head on over to perezhilton.com where you can mingle with your sort !!! lets bum the fat fuk up the arse while he makes a killing from it!! you perez lovers all just made absolute fools out of yourselfs, perez reported jen and vince had split which is not what this article was about!!! READ PROPERLY!! but im sure if you stay tuned to perez he'll steal the images from here and post them on his site o lets say within the next two hours can hav some one else in the lime light now can we perez (physically cos hes to fat and hypothetically)



Posted by: bex

Sorry that was ment to say cant hav *** not can hav



Posted by: britney4life

jen we lov u keep strong







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