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X17 Face Off - Jen Aniston Vs. Jessica Simpson!
Posted on Thu Oct 15, 2009 04:45 PM PDT

These two ladies have a lot in common. And no, we're not JUST talking about John Mayer!
Out of all the women in Hollywood, Jennifer Aniston's romantic life is scrutinized the most. (Thanks to the Brangelina drama!) And at this point, Jessica Simpson is a close second. But how well are they at dealing with all the pressure?
Jess has had a rough few months - splitting with Tony Romo, Daisy's death and, of course, all the weight fluctuation. On the other hand, Jen at least stars in moderately successful films and is back to dating John Mayer...
So we have to ask:
Kisses!
Who's better at being single?
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Comments
Aniston is more like Jessica's much older aunt.
Jennifer and Jessica have a lot in common? What are you smokin!
Just starting from the bottom Jen has nice slim legs and Jess looks like she has bowling pins for legs. Jen is always thin and well toned and she has healthy looking hair. Jess, well, Jess is a mess. No comparison!
Jennifer is looking SO OLD. What is the attraction? I find her really gross.
Jen has had lots of plastic surgery!
Old had vs. fat slag. Not sure which is worse. Why are we talking about these D-list American celebrities anyway?
I love Jess!
Puke, gag and bark x17 you couldn't kiss jens a** anymore. Jen put her own a** in it's place, and no her movies aren't good. Sounds as if your a lonely ol geezer trying to score by praising all the single ladies out there. lol
I love Jess!
Jenn is 1000x better and not so stupid, annoying, tranny and fat.
There is nothing wrong with either of them. About 50% of women are divorced,
have dated and it didn't work out. If
you are single, you should know that you
can't just run out and find someone you
want to marry. If you do you are really
stupid. You act as if they are the only
ones that have ever broken up. Half of
Hollywood has been married two or three
times and are still single now. They
both seem to be busy, happy and moving
on. As far as John, they might be friends with him but they neither one
are going with him. It sells so the
magazines write it. They don't care if
it is true or not. They neither one are
losers.
Please don't start this. Comparison s/b on people on the same level. Just because we have the news on the John/Jen back on doesn't really mean anything, unless confirmed by them. Stop it right here.
Jen is older but look younger. But no, I am not gonna say anything anymore as this is gonna be the start of another Hatrex----that's what John Mayer calls it on what's going on the internet. Guys, they just want hits. Forget it. Peace!
You guys are the suckiest, lamest of the lame, idiotic crew who actually draw pay for their moronic spew.
Sad to be you.
You guys are the suckiest, lamest of the lame, idiotic crew who actually draw pay for their moronic spew.
Sad to be you.
Without make-up Jennifer Aniston looks like Jessica's granny
Read Gossip Cop. There is no John and
Jen. It may make a good story but it
isn't true.
Last two Jen movies bomb.
She must feel she need a man to sell her movies now.
Same thing happened to Jess.
Jen looks like Jessica's old desperate aunt who's life never took off and now going through menopause.
Comparing women is stupid !
Jessica is beautiful naturally ,
something Jen could never be but
of course she's better at being single ,
she's has SO much practice lmaooo
If you're on here & you're not 14. You know that having a boyfriend/husband is not all there is to life. JA is a career woman. Nothing wrong with that.
At least she is not a fish face,skank like AJ or a talentless retard like Lindsey Lohan & Jessica Simpson.
Get a life and stop making stories!!
this is retarded
OMG are you guys serious??...is this competition real?? had to make up something just to get people talking. next time x17 will insult disabled people i'm sure of it!!! why start fight instead of just printing entertainment news as they happen...if this stupid competition was started by these stars, ok fair enough to print, but just out of the blue by you guys...c'mon, just like you started the "prettiest babies" ones. can't believe grown, so called mature and intelligent people do this. SHOCKING!!!
c'mon guys, please could get back to entertainment and posting great pics of celebs without starting wars. there's enough bad news out there, this is meant to relax and put one in a good mood. so now we make fun of single people?, what message are we sending to young girls??
and we think that we're better than some middle eastern countries for treating their females like animals...pleeeaase!
i knew it :-)..as a muslim man i knew thatamerica was putting up an act,you have the same principles as us when it comes to women, which is good. these 2 women are perfect examples, at their age they should be married and have babies. you can deny it, because jennifer is even laugh at all the time by the media and americans for being single and being dumped. same rule, a single woman at her age in america and iraq is a shame and laughable. perfectly true, she has no man and still single..that a shame in america and back home.
12:16 wtf???? which planet are you from??
Those who claim J. Aniston is old ARE really laughable... First, 40 is NOT old and second, you wish you looked as good as her at her age!!!
And blaming on her for doing plastic surgery... looool, J. Simpson (and her sister Ashlee too, BTW) had waaayyy more !!!
Anyway, J. Aniston is and has always been classier than J. Simpson will ever be, so NO COMPARISON!!!
12:27 : WTF ? what planet are YOU from??? That makes sense if you have a brain. OBVIOUSLY English isn't the first language to many people on the planet. Supercilious idiot.
Both of them are beautiful women and anyone who has something against them is jealous. They have reached goals, that are wonderful and the rest of us should be happy to accept this.
Both of them are beautiful women and anyone who has something against them is jealous. They have reached goals, that are wonderful and the rest of us should be happy to accept this.
those are some ugly ass shows Jess is wearing, damn!
So aniston, the former A lister and half of the Hwood power couple, is now being compared to J. Simpson? How far the mighty have fallen! Guess when you keep taking pee boy back (no matter how many times he publicly dumps you) you deserve the comparisons.
Jessica Simpson is by far prettier, younger and is a real good singer.
It's more fair to compare Jennifer Aniston with Carol Burnette; they are in the same age group and they have comedy lives.
hahaha. yeah, Jennifer Aniston looks like Carol Burnette. Jessica is young and beautiful, compare her to young girls, not old woman.
Wouu, only very mean and angry minds and fugly people can say J. Aniston is like Carol Burnette. Youre just ridiculous and really need a therapy. Sooo would like to see your ff faces!
8:37 AM. Whats wrong with Carol Burnette? really need a therapy? whats da matta, you no speak it da engliss? lol...
9:12 : Whats wrong w/ C. Burnette? Well, lets see... Shes 36 year older than J. Aniston and you compare them? Thats just gross. Once again, you wish you were as good as miss Aniston when you are her age! And yes, I speak English as you can see, but FYI Im not a native English-speaker, so its just normal if sometimes I make mistakes. Can you speak 2 other foreign languages as I do ? Bet not, so STFU.
Jessica may be younger, but she looks older than Jennifer. Next to the slender toned Jennifer, Jessica looks like a stumpy drunk mess of a burly bag lady. Jessica should never be compared to any other women. She will always come up the loser.
Moderately successful movies more like hit movies like Marley and Me and HIJNTIY, The Break up, all were huge hits costs studios very little and made a lot back. Management was a small indie film and Love Happens made back its production budget so they were not unsuccessful. Please when Jessica Simpson makes 150 million on a movie like Jen did with Marley and Me, then we can talk again. As a result of course Jen is better
LOL @ the powercouple, you mean Brad Pitt imitating Jennifer Aniston and then becoming Mr Jolie and making a 15 million dollar loss on the Assasination of Jesse James, a flop with TCCOBB and sinking a whole studio with IB, not to mention using his children and charity which he lies about to promote films. Brangelina are the glorified version of the Goselins. I wonder when Mr Jolie is going to let the few fans he has left, know that he took money from Suzuki the same people that sponsor the military junta in Burma, 5 million in fact. He is a fraud
LOL @ the powercouple, you mean Brad Pitt imitating Jennifer Aniston and then becoming Mr Jolie and making a 15 million dollar loss on the Assasination of Jesse James, a flop with TCCOBB and sinking a whole studio with IB, not to mention using his children and charity which he lies about to promote films. Brangelina are the glorified version of the Goselins. I wonder when Mr Jolie is going to let the few fans he has left, know that he took money from Suzuki the same people that sponsor the military junta in Burma, 5 million in fact. He is a fraud
Jessica has the natural glow of youth, look at the eyes of these two women...Jess has a warm, bright naivety. Jen has become part of the plastic fortyplus brigade. Many women are beautiful and youthful throughout life, but when the knife and vials of botox and fillers become part of the beauty regime the elements that were beautiful are forever lost. Then there is the psychological aspect, Jen's ego has cost her dearly, although never stunning, she doesn't even rank on the pretty scale, her eyes are overwhelmed by the pudding cheeks and helipad jaw. Fake tan is another stalwart in Jen's beauty arsenal, clockwork orange conjurs a whole new meaning with the rank and file of Cougar Cut Outs.