Jennifer Garner Looks Like She Could Use A Hand (Or Her Husband!)

*****WHO THE F*CK IS THAT FAT BITCH*****

Maybe she likes to take care of things herself. Lord knows having an assistant always there would drive me crazy.

cute!!

Oh come on! beinf married or in a relationship doesnt mean u r glued to each other all the time!! and clearly she's hanging out with her girlfriends so why would ben be there

HA-HA! Gee! I can't imagine the answer to that big question! Hey Suzie or Billie' do you know? See Spot run, see Spot jump............................

omg the poor girl carrying those expensive bags all by herself! Somebody please help the lady with 4 kids and two shopping carts please!

SCARVES ARE O-V-E-R YOU DUMB FRUMP!

If she would just pay off the paps like all the others the harassment would stop.

another scarf wearing @sshole

does that make her dumber

He's busy juggling a double life...get's tiring after a while.

Ben was busy boinking Mr. Toth?

She actually looks pretty good in these photos.

AND she is not pimping out her kids to the paps or parading her spaced out husband around.
Well Done.

Wow, love (or lust?) can change the way she dresses, can't it? Few days ago she was caught having sex with her boy toy (Range Rover Sport) in an alley behind a car dealer's building in Santa Monica, and now she dresses up like a satisfied fat broad. Doctor Ozz was right when he said having sex regularly makes people feel good and like to dress up.

She is carrying twenty pounds of feces and ten pounds of two white monkey fetuses in her fat belly. Her due date is 2 months from now.

don't you get it?
SHE IS JUST WILLING TO F*CK EVERY FILM DIRECTOR AROUND TOWN FOR A JOB OR COMMERCIAL!!

You guys are mean. She looks gorgeous!!! I love Jen she seems like such a good mom.

Jennifer Garner is happily married to Ben Affleck, but she had to endure a "feel-good" divorce from actor Scott Foley first. “I wish I’d known to wait for marriage until I was 30 or over,” Garner told a tabloid reporter. “I did marry when I was 29 since I was afraid of being called AN OLD VIRGIN and I found divorce Scott Foley a satisfied experience because I had already gone to bed with new boyfriend Ben Handsome Playboy Affleck. I was nuts about Ben so I dumped Scott very quick even he had treated me like a princess.” Now the mother of two daughters with a set of triplet boys on the way, Garner raves about her hubby. “Ben is not only my darling chauvinist husband, he has helped me in every way,” she said. “He is the base of my life. He is an incredibly loving and generous man. For example, Ben is absolutely a sadist and he knows exactly what kind of love I would receive from him after I had told him that I was a devoted masochist. Then when we were ready to get married, he told me that he wanted to save a lot of money for our future son (oops! It turned out to be a girl, Violet) and he wanted to have a very small wedding ceremony that had only two guests so that we could save money for the soon-to-be newborn, I was moved by his love and generosity for our baby, so I agreed to have a cheap wedding ceremony. Also, I expected he would be a great dad and he is. In the last 7 years, my darling husband Ben Dominant Affleck has been being with our daughters 24/7. But what really surprised me was how, when something goes wrong (like when I caught him cheating), he is so much calmer than I am because he confesses to me that he has received a blow-job from one of his sluts who is either a female costar or a streetwalker.