Jennifer Garner's Still Pregnant!

PFFFFFT!!!

Nice pillow baby fatass!!!

POOR BEN:(

Pleeeeeeease no more Frumpelstiltskin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ ROTFLMAOPIMP

Where is her husband?

Poor woman, she's huge. I hope for her sake that she gives birth soon! She'll be thin again in no time.

Don't know what to call the new baby?

How about calling it Quits.

At least she looks a bit better than she did yesterday.
She must have taken a bath and put on some jewelry.

Oh please don't let it be the same pants she's been wearing all week. They must smell lovely.

He forgot to tie a rope around himself and done fell into that huge crack.

VODKA

So this is what Bwen wound up with.
Poetic justice,

Shotgun weddings rarely work out well.

Grannie pants.

Married women should not let themselves go. This is just awful.

carrying low looks like another girl poor ben:(

Is it safe to assume her pussywhipped husband was at home handwashing her crusty thongs?

same usual loser posting these childish comments. Get a life - you need one. And some friends while you're at it because you have none of those either.

It will be named Baby Blake.

Name it DAMIEN.

Ben always looks confused. Is he in a chemical straight jacket?

Man, can this lady give birth already... She is always taking these pics in the same clothing everyday! Really? Come she has enough money for at least 5 sweaters! lol

Not so much whipped as lobotomized imho.

Don't know what she cab afford.

When was the last time either of those two mediocre actors had a hit?

Elephants are pregnant for 2 years.

Beautiful famly.......someone is really jealous aren't you Anonymous? Get a life & quit your biotchin

i bet she can't wait for it to be out,she looks huge(maybe twins) and uncomfortable, poor thing.

NOT a beautiful family.

bad actors who cant pull off the happy famiy shtik.

Who is the ugly little person with the glasses?

And where is her twerp hubby today?

.....THE TURD IS GETTING BIGGER & BIGGER, folks!!!!!!!

It is hard enough being pregnant without a camera capturing every single moment. Yes, she should wear something less clingy but honestly what's up with everyone being the fashion police? She is just being herself, not having a photo op like other celebs on this website.

Why do you care Mallory?

Shut yo fugly bitch azz mouth Mallory Ima call da ugly police on yo fat azz!

It is SO nice to see some kind of fake HAPPINESS in Hollywood these days!! All of the break-ups and bitterness is getting so old.....and depressing! Jennifer seems like a doll because she often innocently flashes her white azz crack in public without knowing it, and I feel certain that her children will be raised well, to be humble, and have manners like hers. I hope that Ben Affleck's bully personality, male-chauvinist trait, white-male-dominance attitude, promiscuous porn-addicted playboy manner, mean-spirited backstabbing nature, talentless acting skill, boring characteristic won't pass down to his children. I feel certain that Ben's beard is for a part of some kind. He looks like a bum in downtown LA. He is usually very well groomed.

She must have at least three fetuses inside her womb.

Jennifer Garner is happily married to Ben Affleck, but she had to endure a "feel-good" divorce from actor Scott Foley first. “I wish I’d known to wait for marriage until I was 30 or over,” Garner told a tabloid reporter. “I did marry when I was 29 since I was afraid of being called AN OLD VIRGIN and I found divorce Scott Foley a satisfied experience because I had already gone to bed with new boyfriend Ben Handsome Playboy Affleck. I was nuts about Ben so I dumped Scott very quick even he had treated me like a princess.” Now the mother of two daughters with a set of triplet boys on the way, Garner raves about her hubby. “Ben is not only my darling chauvinist husband, he has helped me in every way,” she said. “He is the base of my life. He is an incredibly loving and generous man. For example, Ben is absolutely a sadist and he knows exactly what kind of love I would receive from him after I had told him that I was a devoted masochist. Then when we were ready to get married, he told me that he wanted to save a lot of money for our future son (oops! It turned out to be a girl, Violet) and he wanted to have a very small wedding ceremony that had only two guests so that we could save money for the soon-to-be newborn, I was moved by his love and generosity for our baby, so I agreed to have a cheap wedding ceremony. Also, I expected he would be a great dad and he is. In the last 7 years, my darling husband Ben Dominant Affleck has been being with our daughters 24/7. But what really surprised me was how, when something goes wrong (like when I caught him cheating), he is so much calmer than I am because he confesses to me that he has received a blow-job from one of his sluts who is either a female costar or a streetwalker.