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But Who's Older?
Posted on Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:57 PM PDT

Happy Birthday to Penelope Cruz and Jessica Alba! These two Hollywood actresses have sooooo much in common. They're both beautiful, they both have Oscars... oh wait, except for Alba. Whoops! Maybe they don't have much in common.
One of them is 28 and the other is 35. Can you guess which is which?
Pene is 35 and Jess is 28 - duh!
Links:
Jessica Alba • Penelope Cruz
SEE MORE:
Jessica Alba Bundles Up Her Bump - Apr 26, 2011
Pregnant Jessica Alba Glows As She Spends Time With Honor - Apr 24, 2011
Jessica Alba Gets Her Back Cracked Before Lunch - Apr 21, 2011
Jessica Alba Gets A Check Up On Her Baby Bump - Apr 19, 2011
Jessica Alba's Daughter Honor Is Pretty In Pink - Apr 17, 2011
Jessica Alba Bundles Up Her Bump - Apr 26, 2011
Pregnant Jessica Alba Glows As She Spends Time With Honor - Apr 24, 2011
Jessica Alba Gets Her Back Cracked Before Lunch - Apr 21, 2011
Jessica Alba Gets A Check Up On Her Baby Bump - Apr 19, 2011
Jessica Alba's Daughter Honor Is Pretty In Pink - Apr 17, 2011




























Comments
hahha it's laughable to think jessica will ever be oscar material!, the girl is gorgeous but she couldn't act seriously if she had to save her life!!
Cruzzz is fab looking and a fab actress!!!
Hapy bdaaays both of y'll
hahha it's laughable to think jessica will ever be oscar material!, the girl is gorgeous but she couldn't act seriously if she had to save her life!!
Cruzzz is fab looking and a fab actress!!!
Hapy bdaaays both of y'll
FUGZ
or not
Anyone else notice that Jessica has one really hard nipple??? LOL
Jessica is younger and prettier! I'm sure you guys could have come up with a picture of her dressed up as well. But then again you guys don't like her much do you?
Post a picture of Jessica at the Oscar when she was pregnant! She was stunning at that event, you can't compare these pictures....But there both some pretty ladies, but we all know that Jessica is younger :P
I would say jessica, with that signature scowl of hers, gray pants, turquoise shirt, pink sweater and purple glasses! She must have had a flashback on this day, cause all those colors are straight out of Tijuana!!! Oh, and by the way, Jessica, your husband is half black!!! Which makes your Homor a straight up mutt!! Tell the truth girl, or don't tell at all!!! What a bitch!! That brown baby will never happen, but the mongo tard definitely did! Kingston, Nahla, Suri, Harlow...now those are beautiful babies. Their mothers wished for a happy healthy baby, you wished for a brown one & got a white mongotard!!!
Hope they both get a good spanking for their birthday.
Jess is obviously younger..but she is looking SO much older than her age and dressing even older, too after giving birth!!! YIKES! I mean really...just b/c you have a kid doesn't mean u need 2 dress like an old hag mom!!!
i thought jessica was 35 and penelope was 22 base on their pictures/looks. but when i google it jessica is the one who's 28! my gosh she looks old already unlike penelope who looks so young
there is absolutely no comparison between these two women at all!!! Penelope Cruz is a woman who is resepectful and flows through life with complete grace jessica alba is immature rude and onoxiousshe has no grace whatsoever Penelope Cruz can act and deserves any award she is presented with jessica alba cannot hold a candle to Penelope! plus Penelope is much more beautiful it is so true that women grow more graceful as they age jessica has none! proabably never will she is insecure and desperate hey just look who is on here every single day of the week 24/7 365 it is desperate jessica she goes wherever the cameras go and plays dumb you do not EVER see penelope playing these immature games do you!
3:58 you said it as it is! Truth hurts and you are blunt but I admire your honesty jessica alba is one of the "ugliest" celebs in the inside and unfortunately it ruins what looks she may have left on the outside and sorry to say this to a toddler but your right her child is so very unattractive and perhaps it is karma touching her life because of her shallowness in being such a strong racist that is what she gets!
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO COMPARISON BETWEEN THESE TWO WOMEN HOW DARE YOU INSULT PENELOPE LIKE THAT IN COMPARING HER IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM TO J ALBA THERE IS NO COMPARISON!
hahahahahaha what a joke comparing a immature girl like jessica alba to a beautiful and gracious woman like Penelope Cruz hahahahahaha!
the ONLY attractive thing about ja is her injected lips and that would be it!
2:24 Dana aka Lala!
X17 just see's thing clearly the way they are! They could put up any picture of ja where she is dressed up and full make up it doesnt matter she will never compare to penelope end of story she doesnt and never will come close!it is 100% laughable that you would even make the assumption that if a dolled up pix of ja was on here it would somehow make a difference well we all know that beauty is only skin deep and ja doesnt even have that anymore if it takes a dolled up pix to compare then there is NO comparison love is certainly blind as yours is for ja!
what comparison would you be wanting her because there really is none jaq is younger and that is the only thing she has on Penelope PERIOD!
what comparison would you be wanting here because there really is none ja is younger and that is the only thing she has on penelope PERIOD!
The way I see it is: that jessica alba has an ugly little white kid and penelope has no children! but if she did they would be beautiful btown or white because penelope would never wish for a brown baby instead of a healthy one she would only want it to be healthy because she is not superficial and shallow like alba is! alba's shallowness and immaturity got her a very unattractive baby and uhhh well that is what happens when you dont have an ounce of consistancy inside!alba is pathetic and not in a positive way
hmmmmm who is on x17 everyday? hmmmmm who goes where the papparazzi will be mon thru sun ? who is desperate to get their picture taken constantly? who has a little girl that looks like an ugly little boy? hmmm who has a fake smile and scowls as soon as the cameras are off? hmmmm who has no maturity? hmmmm who has no inner beauty at all? hmmm well it is NOT Penelope so there is only one answer left! so why the asking us to choose there is no choice here