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Jessica Alba Could Take A Few Fashion Tips From Daughter Honor
Posted on Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:01 PM PDT


Yesterday Jessica Alba and her daughter Honor were snapped at The Honest Company's headquarters in Santa Monica, and yes, the 30-year-old actress is really wearing a denim vest. While Jessica is arguably one of the most stunning women in Hollywood, we're not so hot on this outfit. Of course, Jess is so pretty she can get away with almost anything, but you know it's not a good sign when you're 3-year-old daughter is dressed better than you!
Sorry Jess! We still think you're a ten...
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Homer!
QUIT RAIDING THE SALVATION ARMY BINS BITCH THAT SHIT IS FOR HOMELESS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
What in 80s hell is going on here?
The greasy "hasbeen" mama and her little Hobbit. Why do we have to see pics of this sad failure of a woman here every single day? She's not relevant, you know.
Honor's chimpanzee like nostrils allow her to pick her nose with her big toe. She's a curious clever child.
Honor exhibits behavior typical of many primates. When she's angered or feeling territorial she'll defecate & hurl her feces at the object of her rage. Unfortunately for Jessica she is often the target of Honor's frequent fecal assults.
I think it's great Jessica lets her son Homor explore his feminine side & dress like a girl. It's too bad Chaz Bono's parents didn't give her this kind of support when she was young & confused about her gender identity.
Poor Honor. She has already become the target of bullies at her preschool. Because of her homely hobbit like vaguely simian appearance the call her cruel names like "Frodo & Chaka".
I see Honor is out walking in her polio boots with their built in leg braces. You have to admire the drive this severely autistic cripled child has to get around dispite her disabilities.
"when you're 3-year-old daughter is dressed better than you!" Meaning "you are a 3-year-old daughter."
"you're" is the contraction for "you are."
your is possessive as in your book, your daughter.
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Jessica suffers from acute Vginal dryness. After the birth of her two children her Vgina no longer produces it's own moisture causing her labia to become extremely dry & develop painful cracks & fissures.
Her leathery inflamed labia are so sensitive she at times can't even tolerate panties against them. It's at times like this she slathers her pink taco with vaseline & goes "commando" (sans panty) & wears huge ugly skirts & dresses like the one pictured here.
For those here who complain about Alba's frequent sour faces.... Now you know why she frowns all the time. Next time your see her with a sour face or in a big dress or skirt think of her poor inflamed irritated Vgina.
@3:49 GET A LIFE YOU F*CKING CUNTMUNCHER!
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What in the Sam's h ell are they wearing?
I can't stand this b-tch, saw her on Martha stewart the other day, and she was so sweet fake nice, it was sickening. It was so obvious, she is so fake, She was giggling acting like stuff was funny and no one else was laughing, she was playing the .."I am so pretty and dumb " part.
We all know you are a Debbie Downer, you only smile when thee is a paycheck.
You are all around an ugly person.
3:46
4:05
Omg those comments are HIGHlarious..I luv the ones that make you laugh aloud. Thanks for that:)
Ha! the cutey pies I am love this:)
Me illegal immigrant pap. Me like taking photo little girl.
@ 4:05 Back in the day trolling used to be an art. When you type up a huge wall of text it just makes you look like a retard that tried way too hard.
\i dont think I have ever laughed this hard ever! To the persons who write these truthful bits about alba and her nasty nasty ugly son Thank you for the laughs ROFL ah hahahahahahahaha everything said is true ! she is so fake, it is pathetic btw where is her red bushed oops I mean her red headed ginger aka haven, she prolly got the hint no one thinks that kid is cute so she decided to skip her day of photo op. the real reason she has been wearing dresses lately is because she likes her own diapers so much that she is wearing the instead of panties, and she is trying to conceal under her desperate houswife collection she now wears lol she really is a phoney bitch that likes to lie homor looks like a freak and it is true those polio boots just are a failure she still flops and drops as she walks that freak cannot walk right to save her life, she is knock kneed i suppose once again it is cuz of her autisic issues or just from being a tard...oink oink you freak of a mutts butt, you are nasty ugly ! so hard to look at.
ATTENTION- Homors birthday is around the corner, her nanny let it slip that theme of Homors party is piggies, everyone is to come dressed like their fav pig, the reason jessica let Homor have her way with the pig theme is because Homor will not require a costume or a mask since she already looks exactly like a pig ,it makes perfect sense since Jessica is into saving / recycling you cant hold it against her if you had a kid that looked just like a freak pig you would let it have a pig party too,
It is so hard to decide who looks more ridiculous Jessica or homey here? oh well it really doesnt matter the point is they both look like whores esp the ugly kid she is every pedophiles dream.come true hooker boots and all,
Poor little girl she really is an ugly little thing! perhaps her and Shiloh boy and get together who knows but they would probably fight over who is gonna be the boy!
Jessica needs to shave her daughters head her hair is so hidious shaving it would do her a favor.
I wonder how cash reacted when he saw ice cream cone diapers under both honor and jessicas dresses gessh get a life you two .your products will never be prosperous! are you lying to yourself?
Jessica designs all of these cleaning prducts , so why is it that she never ever stays in her house using them if they are so damn good? she probably cannot afford to buy her own bundles lol they are so exspensive,. it is ridiculous her business is going to tank we are in a recession you stupid idiot, no one except for you can afford to pay 100.00 for a few eco friendly lotions & a bottle of laundry soap get real!
@ whiteknight I just love postings from jackasses like you it just makes my day I LOL @ U! please do get off of your imaginary pedastal now you look just like the fool that you are !ROFL@U bye bye now control freak!
whitekinght sounds like a n*gger trying to act like a "wigger""
Is it OUR fault that Alba s pushing high-end, expensive baby diapers with skulls on them?
Is it OUR fault her kids are hideous?
Is it our fault she married an ugly man cuz no handsome man would put up with her b*tching?
IN a declining econnomy, a depression, and she wants us to buy bullsh*t pricey diapers and eco products?
Get real, you moron, we also don't have money to blow on $3.00 Starbucks everyday, so we all have coffee makers, call us crazy.
BOYCOTT HONEST SH*T-FILED DIAPER COMPANY.
IF YOU WANT TO TRULY HELP THE ENVIRONMENT LIKE JESSICA PREACHES TO NO END, THEN USE CLOTH AND WASH THEM, OTHERWISE BUY CHEAPER ONES, NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CAN BUY SHIPPED BOXES OF EXPENSIVE PLASTIC, SH*T-HOLDERS!
SHE IS TRYING OT MAKE MONEY CUZ SHE IS A HAS BEEN AND DESPERATE FOR SOME WORK.
BOYCOTT HONEST COOMPANY
BOYCOTT THIS MANIPULATIVE LOSER LYING TO MOTHERS EVERYWHERE AND COSTING AMERICANS MORE MONEY FOR BASIC DIAPERS. IT IS A SCAM.
BOYCOTT HONEST COMPANY!!
BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT HONEST!!!!!!!!!
whitekinght sounds like a n*gger trying to act like a "wigger""
Is it OUR fault that Alba s pushing high-end, expensive baby diapers with skulls on them?
Is it OUR fault her kids are hideous?
Is it our fault she married an ugly man cuz no handsome man would put up with her b*tching?
IN a declining econnomy, a depression, and she wants us to buy bullsh*t pricey diapers and eco products?
Get real, you moron, we also don't have money to blow on $3.00 Starbucks everyday, so we all have coffee makers, call us crazy.
BOYCOTT HONEST SH*T-FILED DIAPER COMPANY.
IF YOU WANT TO TRULY HELP THE ENVIRONMENT LIKE JESSICA PREACHES TO NO END, THEN USE CLOTH AND WASH THEM, OTHERWISE BUY CHEAPER ONES, NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND CAN BUY SHIPPED BOXES OF EXPENSIVE PLASTIC, SH*T-HOLDERS!
SHE IS TRYING OT MAKE MONEY CUZ SHE IS A HAS BEEN AND DESPERATE FOR SOME WORK.
BOYCOTT HONEST COOMPANY
BOYCOTT THIS MANIPULATIVE LOSER LYING TO MOTHERS EVERYWHERE AND COSTING AMERICANS MORE MONEY FOR BASIC DIAPERS. IT IS A SCAM.
BOYCOTT HONEST COMPANY!!
BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT HONEST!!!!!!!!!
Alba is nothing more than a hoe to jerk off to, thanks for the sexual pics, Jess. My right hand is busy and my left is typing, see....you are still good for something.
Have to use old pics, her body sux now.
she want the identical looks of the job & homeless folks, folks!!
@whiteknight - our should I say...... George Michael?
I'm not interested in hearing about your glory days working a bathroom "glory hole" trolling for c0ck in public park restrooms "back in the day".