Jessica Alba Finds Parking A Bit Challenging

Stupid monkey doing stupid things. She was out shopping? Really...

Funny, photo-op gone wrong...

BUHAHAHA...

I find staring at her and not getting a hard on to be a challenge.

I'd like to pound on her bumper!!

who'd do that?

She finds blinking challenging.

the something police

Give the poor woman a break people! She has two transgender children to deal with.

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shopping again "omg what a shock" NOT! just another photo op for alba. nothing new.

hahahaha this lady cannot drive right to save her life , how many dents, accidents, and tickets have been posted on x17 due to this womans inability to do things right? answer TOO MANY TO COUNT THIS IS SERIOUSLY NOTHING NEW FOR THIS BIMBO AIR HEAD!

now we can all see why honor is a tard she never did have autism she is just retarded like her mother, jessica alba is a huge embarassement to society the only thing she has going for her is her being thin, her figure looks like a dude due to the tummy tuck she had post haven aka ginger, too bad she wont be posted on here for too much longer once x17 realizes there are women that are actually talented, smart and gorgeous unlike this hasbeen!

I love that jessica cannot smile to save her life, she is the biggest sour puss celeb on this planet but when she is in any kind of embarassing moment she smiles like she is happy go lucky, we all know better than this.

ATTENTION FOLKS!!!!! tomorrow be on the look out on x17 for Jessica Alba she will be making a shopping appearance here on x17 might even get a glimpse of her female autistic monkey and her fat pillsbury dough ginger. lol funny that anyone who would want to stalk this biotch could get her routine down pat so easily she does the same thing, goes to the same places daily. so boring.

the only thing jessica alba is good at is losing pregnancy weight because she is so vane and she knows no one will pay attention if she gains any more weight,anyone can lose weight if they have their food delivered, and dont have to ever figure things out for themselves, she is so stupid and lazy.

how sad that the only thing people find positive about this chick is the fact that they would like to have sex with her, something that is def not flaterring to any girl with self respect.

there is nothing attractive about a female that cannot do anything correct except spend money shopping daily, she really is the epitomy of boring and ordinary.ZZZzzz

your picture is fake of that being her car as she is clearly in an audi and that car is a Honda and neither of them are a dark grey. Nice try though

pssssst: ACTING LIKE A NON-MEXICAN TOO, folks!!!

Ummmm that is SO jessica's audi, the one with all of the dents etc, it is only a few months into being her car and it looks like a damn dumper vehicle it has dents all over it from her dumb ass driving abilities. take her dl away from her please.

Yeah she is just getting out of a car that is not hers NOT! If you put your glasses and or contacts on you will see that she is def getting out of her audi in these photos , the sun makes her car look lighter than it is , but it is her car. no one else goes shopping this much only jessica alba.it would be so great if her money would run out so we could be done with seeing her plastered all over shopping each day and night. her picture is next to the definition in the dictionary of loser.

Ok, first off lets all just be thankful that the two uglies are not with momma today! Homor the flying monkey who has no one home upstairs is hidious, and haven aka ginger looks like the pillsbury dough boy "yes boy" with two asian eyes drawn onto the blob of dough, that kid is fat, and is uglier than homor is that is even possible , in fact how is it that jessica alba has given birth to two of 'THE' UGLIEST KIDS on the face of earth? they are both nasty gross and ugly. esp ginger!

This shit again? oh geez this is really getting old, reallyt old this same bitch calling the paps for photo ops every gawd damn day, she needs to get a serious life, it is getting obnoxious seeing her face on here, and honestly she isnt anything great anymore she is average at best only horny low lifes would desire this stretched out moron, two kids now she is stretched out like grand canyon, poor thing even her plastic surgeon cant fix her stretched out private parts,

Everything is good in moderation. which is why no one wants to see this asshold on here, overkill for sure, every day come on x17 do something else besides this boring crap called alba

Why doesn't Jessica get a driver? she sure has enough money to pay for one! Heck, this is about the 10th accident/ticket/ violation, that she has had posted on x17 who knows how many have not been posted she needs her license taken away.

Honor and Haven two of the most stupid names for two of the most fug children. Jessica deserves it,she is a bitch and karma caught up to her in the form of ugly ass daughters that look like sons. ugly sons at that.