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Did Someone Invite Jessica Alba To An Ugly Sweater Party?
Posted on Wed Jan 25, 2012 02:15 PM PDT
Well, it might be a jacket, but either way, there's no excuse for this!
A moody Jessica Alba was snapped outside of her Santa Monica office yesterday, and the 30-year-old actress flashed a series of grumpy faces as she chatted with a pal in the parking lot.
Even though it sounds like she had a blast in Vegas over the weekend for a Chanel event, Jess is back to business and back home with her adorable daughters Honor and Haven. She tweeted on Monday, "cooking Sunday dinner -"there's no place like home" -so very happy to sleep in my bed n cuddle my girls." Aww!
Sorry Jess! We usually love your outfits, but we have to speak up about this one!
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SEE THE GALLERY 
Jessica Alba Is Not In The Mood
Comments
Jessica suffers from an acute case of "leaky bowl syndrome" (LBS). She had just soiled herself when these photos were taken.
^^ "Leaky Bowel Syndrome" ^^
Entirely cute and latest fashion dorks..
Odd how such a beautiful woman can make such ugly homely faces & produce two equally homely children?
Her eldest daughter Honor has a Hobbit like simian appearance & is severely retarded. The younger daughter is a ghastly looking ginger child who looks like she was gathered by comedian Carrot Top.
Let this be a lesson to other women out there....... If you let a ugly effeminate man who resembles lesbian singer K.d.Lang father your children you will be doomed to unhappy marriage, lots of sour puss facial expressions & ugly kids.
Fresh off the burro?
Looks like she is visiting her family in Mexico, bought a sweater and drank the water.
@5:52 LMFAO!!!
Taco vendor?
BAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
THIS SWEATER IS FUGLIER THAN HER HERPES SCAB.
SO FUNNY, I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT, SHE IS TRYING TO SELL HER BABY PRODUCTS WITH HER NEW DIAPER COMPANY AND EVER SINCE SHE STARTED SHE STARTED DRESSING THE PART AS A BORED HOUSEWIFE/MOTHER.
WHAT
A
F*CKING
SCAM-ARTIST
SHE
IS!!!!!
MANIPULATIVE LITTLE HOE, MO MONEY, IT IS NEVER ENOUGH WITH THESE IMBECILES.
IF I WERE RICH I WOUDL BE OUT OF SH*TTY LA AND ON AN ISLAND SOAKING UP THE TROPICAL SUN.
THESE CELEBS ARE VERY SHALLOW AND OBSESSED WITH FAME AND FORTUNE.
NO WONDER SHE NEVER SMILES.
5:49
you're so silly, I love it:)
@6:13 Ha! that's what I was going to say:)
She is friends with Nicole Ritchie did it come from her clothing line., lol
5:58, you made my day
Say what you like about Albo. She's the hotness.
I like her sweater......
psst: mexicans go working like this in a coal mine?
adorable sweater and shirt. she's dead on in style!
Americans will never understand what a long and rich culture Mexico has. Mainly because Americans are too stupid and ignorant.
typical bipolar alba, smiling one day and then the next it is back to her infamous scowls. hey if my kids looked anything like hers I would constantly pout too, her kids esp homor are just not cute. and that is being nice!
when you come on here and keep talking about this whore being hot it tells us that you either need eye surgery and or to expand your outlook to some babes that really are "hot" because sadly this one is used and abused, she looks nothing different than the average housewife with a stretched out vijay from having kids, and we all know she has pushed out two boys so her vijay is def saggy,baggy and droopy, no wonder she is on a downer.
dna results on geo lopez sadly for jessica proves she is NOT a latina, she needs to embrace the fact that she is white and stop being down about it, there is not one thing that is bad about being whtie except that you get no , no quality jobs, and no free rides, no free benefits, no free food , never mind I guess I see exactly why she wants so badly to be mexican.
i think she looks fab!
She def has some nasty sour puss looks on her face, but @ least the two uglies are not with her. esp the older ape looking one, that kid is strange looking,.
5;34 ROFLMAO AND O AND O AND O...JUST LOOKING AT HER IS A DOWNER, I CAN SEE WHY CASH CHEATS ON HER, SHE HAS GOT TO SMELL HORRID DOWN THERE WITH THAT LEAKY BOWEL GOING ON, POOR CASH, HE IS THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE LOOKING DOWN IN THE DUMPS.
My cousin's best friend is friends with one of Jessica Albas nannies, she told us that Jessica cries a lot behind closed doors, this is supposed to be privledged info,but.....sometimes things just leak out...wonder why she cries so much behind closed doors? I will find out one of thses days and post when I do know!
Jessica suffers from acute feminine dryness & itching. After the birth of her second child her Vgina quit lubricating its self & she gets extremely dry & irritated down there. it makes her feel like she constantly has "sand in her panties" & this is why she wears a perpetual frown on her pretty little face.
Next time you see pictures of Alba with her face contorted in a ugly frown think of her poor inflamed extremely dry irritated vgina & the discomfort it causes her.
You people are tripping, this woman is totally hot.
HONEST COMPANY
IS
LAME
AND
A
SCAM
ALBA
IS A GREEDY HERPES WH*RE TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK, MEANWHILE MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE STILL JACKING OFF TO HER HALF-NAKED SL*TTY PICS SHE TOOK FOR YEARS AND YEARS, CAN'T TAKE THAT SH*T BACK, CAN OYU ALBA?
MEN LOVE HER ONLY TO MASTURBATE TO HER PICS, LET'S BE HONEST. IT IS THE 100% TRUTH. SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A STRIPPER, IT IS ALL THE SAME.
HYPOCRITE ALBA TRYING TO SAVE HERSELF FROM HER SEXUAL PAST BY WEARING MOM CLOTHES AND A DIAPER COMPANY
WHAT A JOKE.
Who made YOU the fashion police - I kinda like the sweater. Get over yourselves already!
HONEST COMPANY
IS
LAME
AND
A
SCAM
ALBA
IS A GREEDY HERPES WH*RE TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK, MEANWHILE MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE STILL JACKING OFF TO HER HALF-NAKED SL*TTY PICS SHE TOOK FOR YEARS AND YEARS, CAN'T TAKE THAT SH*T BACK, CAN OYU ALBA?
MEN LOVE HER ONLY TO MASTURBATE TO HER PICS, LET'S BE HONEST. IT IS THE 100% TRUTH. SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A STRIPPER, IT IS ALL THE SAME.
HYPOCRITE ALBA TRYING TO SAVE HERSELF FROM HER SEXUAL PAST BY WEARING MOM CLOTHES AND A DIAPER COMPANY
WHAT A JOKE.
HONEST COMPANY
IS
LAME
AND
A
SCAM
ALBA
IS A GREEDY HERPES WH*RE TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK, MEANWHILE MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE STILL JACKING OFF TO HER HALF-NAKED SL*TTY PICS SHE TOOK FOR YEARS AND YEARS, CAN'T TAKE THAT SH*T BACK, CAN OYU ALBA?
MEN LOVE HER ONLY TO MASTURBATE TO HER PICS, LET'S BE HONEST. IT IS THE 100% TRUTH. SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A STRIPPER, IT IS ALL THE SAME.
HYPOCRITE ALBA TRYING TO SAVE HERSELF FROM HER SEXUAL PAST BY WEARING MOM CLOTHES AND A DIAPER COMPANY
WHAT A JOKE.
HONEST COMPANY
IS
LAME
AND
A
SCAM
ALBA
IS A GREEDY HERPES WH*RE TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK, MEANWHILE MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE STILL JACKING OFF TO HER HALF-NAKED SL*TTY PICS SHE TOOK FOR YEARS AND YEARS, CAN'T TAKE THAT SH*T BACK, CAN OYU ALBA?
MEN LOVE HER ONLY TO MASTURBATE TO HER PICS, LET'S BE HONEST. IT IS THE 100% TRUTH. SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A STRIPPER, IT IS ALL THE SAME.
HYPOCRITE ALBA TRYING TO SAVE HERSELF FROM HER SEXUAL PAST BY WEARING MOM CLOTHES AND A DIAPER COMPANY
WHAT A JOKE.
HONEST COMPANY
IS
LAME
AND
A
SCAM
ALBA
IS A GREEDY HERPES WH*RE TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK, MEANWHILE MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE STILL JACKING OFF TO HER HALF-NAKED SL*TTY PICS SHE TOOK FOR YEARS AND YEARS, CAN'T TAKE THAT SH*T BACK, CAN OYU ALBA?
MEN LOVE HER ONLY TO MASTURBATE TO HER PICS, LET'S BE HONEST. IT IS THE 100% TRUTH. SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A STRIPPER, IT IS ALL THE SAME.
HYPOCRITE ALBA TRYING TO SAVE HERSELF FROM HER SEXUAL PAST BY WEARING MOM CLOTHES AND A DIAPER COMPANY
WHAT A JOKE.
HONEST COMPANY
IS
LAME
AND
A
SCAM
ALBA
IS A GREEDY HERPES WH*RE TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK, MEANWHILE MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE STILL JACKING OFF TO HER HALF-NAKED SL*TTY PICS SHE TOOK FOR YEARS AND YEARS, CAN'T TAKE THAT SH*T BACK, CAN OYU ALBA?
MEN LOVE HER ONLY TO MASTURBATE TO HER PICS, LET'S BE HONEST. IT IS THE 100% TRUTH. SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A STRIPPER, IT IS ALL THE SAME.
HYPOCRITE ALBA TRYING TO SAVE HERSELF FROM HER SEXUAL PAST BY WEARING MOM CLOTHES AND A DIAPER COMPANY
WHAT A JOKE.
HONEST COMPANY
IS
LAME
AND
A
SCAM
ALBA
IS A GREEDY HERPES WH*RE TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK, MEANWHILE MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE STILL JACKING OFF TO HER HALF-NAKED SL*TTY PICS SHE TOOK FOR YEARS AND YEARS, CAN'T TAKE THAT SH*T BACK, CAN OYU ALBA?
MEN LOVE HER ONLY TO MASTURBATE TO HER PICS, LET'S BE HONEST. IT IS THE 100% TRUTH. SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A STRIPPER, IT IS ALL THE SAME.
HYPOCRITE ALBA TRYING TO SAVE HERSELF FROM HER SEXUAL PAST BY WEARING MOM CLOTHES AND A DIAPER COMPANY
WHAT A JOKE.
HONEST COMPANY
IS
LAME
AND
A
SCAM
ALBA
IS A GREEDY HERPES WH*RE TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK, MEANWHILE MEN ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE STILL JACKING OFF TO HER HALF-NAKED SL*TTY PICS SHE TOOK FOR YEARS AND YEARS, CAN'T TAKE THAT SH*T BACK, CAN OYU ALBA?
MEN LOVE HER ONLY TO MASTURBATE TO HER PICS, LET'S BE HONEST. IT IS THE 100% TRUTH. SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A STRIPPER, IT IS ALL THE SAME.
HYPOCRITE ALBA TRYING TO SAVE HERSELF FROM HER SEXUAL PAST BY WEARING MOM CLOTHES AND A DIAPER COMPANY
WHAT A JOKE.
Jessica is white/ Danish she has no relatives in shithole MESSYCO!
The Sir name "ALBA"
is MEXICAN YOU DUMBAZZ
OMG YOU ARE DUMB