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Jessica: Nervous About Nursing?
Posted on Thu Jan 24, 2008 08:45 AM PDT
Jessica Alba's been the picture of composure throughout her pregnancy so far - but to hear how she's talking, it's clear that she's not taking this situation lightly!
While talking to Us Magazine recently, the Sin City starlet brought up a nightmare she'd recently had:
"[I]t had to do with breastfeeding which is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.”
Frankly, we're more than a little impressed - after all, we'd be more scared by the prospect of pushing something the size of a football through a hole the size of a lemon!
This, of course, marks the first time that Jessica Alba's breasts have given anyone nightmares.
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Comments
She is such trash... Just another whore that trapped her boyfriend. Screw her.
Why does she always look pissed off?
Stop talking trash about people you don't know! anyway she looks great!
Breast feeding hurt me but maybe for her it won't.
Stop talking trash about people you don't know! anyway she looks great!
Anonymous:
She always looks pissed off because she's a bitch. When her so-so looks go away, she will too.
She needs to be with and talk with other women who already had kids and get some info from them or read some pregnancy books so she dont have these fears. I went thru all that too...worrying about everything before the baby comes.
she will have c-section as every celebrity nowadays thats why she is not afraid to give birth
Football through a lemon? Those are the best descriptive words you could think of? A lemon seems a little large to me, I suppose.
i loved nursing my kids and really miss it, it is such an amazing bond between mom and baby. imo though, she seems way too sour and bitchy to take the time to nurse her child. i dont get much of a nurturing vibe from her.
MY HOLE IS BURING AND IS ON FIRE!!!!! SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPT!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WATER WATER!!!!! LAIR LAIR CUNT ON FIRE!!!!!!! HELP ME PUT IT OUT!!!!!!!! CASH PENIS IS ON FIRE TOO!!!!!! HOT DIGGY DOG I SMELL IT BRUNING TOO!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Booby milk is primitive. It was designed for survival and currently for the four. Formulas a far more advanced and by far the healthier product. Careful care has been taking by very intelligent designers to make formulas far more advanced and healthier than booby milk. This came direct from the millenniums people.
Booby milk keeps the hubby happy. :)
clearly whoever wrote this has a penis. something the whole football/lemon thing is so wrong. who has a vagina or cervix the size of a lemon? get help if you do.
I love it when my wench squirts her tit juice in my cheerios!
Ding Dang
Tit juice is the best. My daughter and I fight over my wifes tits everyday.
MILK, IT DOES A DADDY GOOD!
FUCK YOU WITH THAT STOP TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW... STOP STEREOTYPING PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW... HOW ABOUT THAT HUH......
Lemon? WTF? Are you talking about humans? You are obviously a man and a virgin.
Paranoid about breastfeeding? What's she worried about? What a prude.
Paranoid about breastfeeding? What's she worried about? What a prude.
that's gonna be a beautiful mexican and black baby!
that's gonna be a beautiful mexican and black baby!
We always seem to see her looking downwards, something is definitely on her mind, whatever it is... its probably not pleasant!! For someone attempting to become a movie star, this ,"look", is lethal! Stars, the real ones, hold their head erect and look happy to be alive!!!
i laughed so hard when i read this and just HAD to check out the comments to see if anyone else was on the same track as me. football?? k, last i checked - babies are quite a bit bigger than footballs... and lemon??? all i have to say is WTF?!?! clearly this most DEFINETELY was a man who wrote this article!