Jessica's Little Christmas Miracle

this girl was a 9.9 that has now dropped to about a 5 because of stupidity. what the f is she thinking having a baby when her career should be at a high, as a single mom, and with this loser as the father?!! idiot. i was at a Laker game a few weeks ago and sat about 4 rows behind them. they even looked miserable there.

ZIP THE JACKET UP CUNT NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR PREGO GUT!

This bitch is just miserable. She always has the same frustrated face. I can't stand her ass.

couldnt she find better than a slut mexican?

To the commentor above ^ .. hooked on phonics obviously must not have worked out for ya, more like maybe "hooked on ebonics"??

I agree: why does she always have that miserable, pouty look on her face with her big pursed lips? She loves the attention and the fame.

Jessica is always angry...I wonder why. She seemss to have a chip on her shoulder. Maybe she should have hooked up with Tom Cruise when she had the chance, at least she would be super rich. Does this guy have any money? She's nothing more than an unwed mom. Why did she have an unplaned pregnacy and this stage in her career,,, her body will NEVER be the same again . Byb Bye Jessica.

I see she got cursed with pregnancy acne - your skin either gets much better (i.e. mommy glow) or much worse from the hormones. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person - ha ha!

Jessica is always angry...I wonder why. She seemss to have a chip on her shoulder. Maybe she should have hooked up with Tom Cruise when she had the chance, at least she would be super rich. Does this guy have any money? She's nothing more than an unwed mom. Why did she have an unplaned pregnacy and this stage in her career,,, her body will NEVER be the same again . Byb Bye Jessica.

Jessica is always angry...I wonder why. She seemss to have a chip on her shoulder. Maybe she should have hooked up with Tom Cruise when she had the chance, at least she would be super rich. Does this guy have any money? She's nothing more than an unwed mom. Why did she have an unplaned pregnacy and this stage in her career,,, her body will NEVER be the same again . Byb Bye Jessica.

5:00 you forget she's nothing but a slut mexican herself!!!

She is a amazine woman.Seemed she has a blog on "Rich cupids.com" She is so popular there.

Whatever is going on between this couple is strictly their business. 5:00 and 6:57 you should try to come up with more clever insults than the already played out not to mention ignorant "mexican slut." Come on people just wish them luck and happiness for their baby. God Bless.

I can't stand these nasty sweats that everyone is wearing. People are all about comfort, not style. Like a bunch of monkeys who just barely can dress themselves -- they want to be able to pull down their pants faster and have sex at any time.

Is Cash wearing Jessica's pants? WTF!

Those sweats probably cost $200 at Fred Segal.

FUCKING WHORES!!!
EARTH DESTROYING FUCKWADS!!!
A STYROFOAM COOLER???
DON'T YOU IGNORANT FUCKERS KNOW HOW BAD FOR THE ENVIROMENT STYROFOAM IS??? AND DISPOSABLE COFFEE CUPS!! DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT FUCKING FETUS!! THE PLANET CAN'T SUPPORT ANYMORE PEOPLE!!! GET A CLUE ASSHOLES!!! YOU DUMBFUCKERS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BUY A SHITLOAD OF CARBON CREDITS TO GET IN MY GOOD GRACES!!!

SHUTUP you fuckin knobs your commentry is soooo poor and not funny at all. This blog fails to entertain to the more intelligent faeces of life because its SHIT.

This blog is run by idiots who seem to glorify useless trash like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Celebs like Van Hudgens and Jessica Alba are bashed repeatedly. Alba will make a great mom and please Cash is no Federline. The guy is a Yale grad and comes from a wealthy family. Let's face it, genetically the kid will be blessed unlike Britney's poor brood.

Reality Check 4 clueless fucks:


Vanessa Hudgens and Jessica Alba are replaceable. They aren't really that attractive or that talented. They are not unique nor interesting. They are the equivalent of small town prom queens in the grand scheme of things.

she is so beautiful. every time i signed in RichLoving.com and there were always many men talking about her how sexy and pretty ... you know it is a site

Stop being so cranky all the time. You are a movie star. Be happy about it.

There are a lot of jobs worse than being taking pictures by paps as a movie star. Seriously! People serve you on the movie set. Your cranky ass didn't go to college, you think you can have a respectable job with great pay if you are not movie star? PLEASE! A lot of college graduates don't even have secure good paying jobs, that's the real world. You won the showbiz lottery, be grateful.

Hollywood is a big fucking game. I don't feel sorry for anyone,it's not about your talent, it't about who u know & who's your connection. They make big $$$ & they don't give a shit about anyone of u..be smart & make money of there ass...

WHERE IS BRITNEY????????????//

5:00 & 6:57 It takes one to know one.

Jessica will be a great mother. So what if she doesn't want the paps making money from her pictures. It's her choice.

NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THIS DUMB CUNT!

ALL HER MOVIES BOMB.

SHE CAN'T ACT.

SHE LOST THE "HOT" BY GETTING KNOCKED UP.

WE WANT TO READ ABOUT SOMEONE EDGY AND EXCITING SOMEONE LIKE MISS BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS!

WHERE THE FUCK IS BRITNEY?

I am so sick of seeing lazy fuckers wearing sweat pants. Wear that shit to the gym, not out in public. You look sloppy!

Where's Britney and what happened with Adnan? we need 2 know!

Yeah, X-17 should be interviewing Adnan about getting his "piece of Me (BJS)" now there's the REAL story. JA won't be a story 'til she drops that baby...if then.

YEAH X-17, WE WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED IN BRIT'S ROOM 'TIL 4 A.M. WHAT DID THEY DO? FIND OUT DAMMIT!!!

"I am so sick of seeing lazy fuckers wearing sweat pants. Wear that shit to the gym, not out in public."

Well...when you are pregnant, you probably have the right to wear anything you want. It's really uncomfortable. Even if your belly is not that big yet, morning sickness, all the discomfort, agh! Pregnant women can wear window drapery if they want.

Only the trashiest of women wear these velour sweats -- KardASSian, Alba and aging hos like Pamela Anderson. Meanwhile, their equally trashy mates wear these track suits, like Rick Salomon, probably because they want to give the impression that their penises are huge and need lots of room to breathe.

If you've seen the movie Idiocracy, everyone in it wears this kind of clothing. It is clothing for sex-crazed animals.

Hey girls, put a nice outfit together that makes men curious about what's underneath. No man of quality is interested in female baboons who look like they're carrying a load of shit around in their nasty-ass sweats.

UPDATE ON ALEXANDRA PARASITE. CHECK OUT THE PEOPLE MAG. STORY BELOW. X17 OWES TONY AND EVA A BIG APOLOGY

Have you heard about the gorgeous model in France who accused Tony Parker of cheating on Eva Longoria with her?

OK, but have you heard that people who know her say she's a fake? A scary mastermind who fabricated her relationship with Parker, fabricated a relationship with Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho -- and even fabricated herself?

Meet my new close friend, 27-year-old Alexandra Paressant, who makes the character Glenn Close played in "Fatal Attraction" look like an amateur.

Last week, Parker filed a $20 million lawsuit against x17online.com, the celebrity website that first published Paressant's accusations. Thanks to Jamie Lynn Spears, Paressant has escaped much scrutiny. But she's still very much out there.

I tracked down Paressant last week after getting a routine assignment by PEOPLE magazine: find the French model who says she met Parker at his big July wedding to Longoria and started sleeping with him in September.

When I googled her, I got an eyeful: her ex-boyfriend was Ronaldinho. In 2006, he sued her for telling the press he'd been partying and having wild sex with her every night during the World Cup matches.

I immediately assumed Tony Parker was a cad and Ronaldinho was an idiot - but I could understand why.

The photos on Paressant's MySpace site were dazzling - they showed a knockout with long, dark hair and legs that stretched for miles. The photos were ads for Victoria's Secret and Dolce & Gabbana, among others. She listed Elite and other modeling agencies in Paris and New York. She had famous footballers and celebrities on her friends list.

Here's what I didn't know:
1. None of the photos on MySpace were of Paressant. They were different shots of similar-looking models. A lot of the site, which is now set to private, was made up.
2. Alexandra never had a relationship with Ronaldinho, according to his lawyer, who is also his brother, and there's no indication she ever met Tony Parker.
3. She appears to have created her relationship with Ronaldinho by anonymously flooding footballer forums with posts about "Ronaldinho and his fiance the French top model Alexandra Paressant" and doctoring photos. Fans and the media started to accept the fake relationship as fact.
4. Paressant took a quicker route with Parker: she contacted X17 with images of what she said were text messages from Parker and stories about their alleged sex life involving Nutella, strawberries and a vibrator shaped like a duck.

I knew none of this when I spoke to Paressant the first time on her mobile phone. She sounded calm, rational and repeated what she told X17:

She went to Parker's wedding and said Parker made eye contact with her all night. She contacted Parker through an alleged mutual friend in August and asked him to call her. Parker obliged and the two hooked up for the first time at the Parc Hyatt in Paris the last week of September. The sex was great - and was even better when Parker flew her over to his place in San Antonio in October.

Why was she going public? Oh, because Parker was also sleeping with her best friend, another "top" model named Ornella Irie. The last straw was when Parker demanded a menage a trois. She wanted the world to know he's not a faithful husband.

"C'est la vengeance," said Paressant.

I believed her. She said she couldn't meet me in person so I asked Paressant for proof of who she was at the end of our conversation. She emailed me an authentic-looking French resident card. Case closed. Or so I thought.

Then, bewildering holes started to appear in her story. Routine checks by a growing team of PEOPLE reporters assigned to the story showed that bookers at the modeling agencies she'd listed had gotten photos, emails and calls from her - but she never showed up in person. Nobody had ever met her.

The photo X17 used to illustrate the increasingly raunchy anecdotes Alexandra was feeding them about Parker appeared to be of a German model named Hana Nitsche.

Even weirder: Alexandra gave me the mobile phone number of her alleged best friend Ornella Irie. When I called "Ornella," the voice that answered was unmistakably Alexandra. "Ornella" was not to be confused with "Olivia Ducreu," a woman Alexandra has called her agent who also is said to be Paressant herself.

Then it turned out that before PEOPLE, there was one small monthly magazine in France called SO FOOT that investigated Paressant. The reporter, Alexandre Gonzalez, was suspicious about Paressant's alleged relationship with Ronaldinho and tracked down Paressant's divorced parents and old friends in her hometown, Le Creusot in Burgundy. Even her mother told Gonzalez that Alexandra always liked to make up stories.

In October 2006, Gonzalez wrote an article for the magazine in and one for its blog, calling Paressant a fraud who invented her relationship with Ronaldinho after a strange phone relationship with a minor soccer player who was married at the time. Gonzalez interviewed the athlete, who said Paressant called him constantly and threatened suicide though the two never actually met.

I called some old friends of Paressant, too.

Marie-Caroline Arnoldo, 27, told me she'd been best friends with Alexandra in high school. "She was never happy in her own skin," said Marie-Caroline. "She never thought she was pretty enough. She was troubled. It was like she felt she didn't really exist."

I emailed Marie-Caroline the identity card Alexandra sent me. No, the picture wasn't her. Marie-Caroline had seen the MySpace photos too and couldn't understand why Alexandra was using pictures of someone else. "She's not ugly but she's average," said Marie-Caroline. "She's definitely not model material."

In fact, Gonzalez uncovered some photos of Paressant taken in 2003 and she's pretty and slim, just not the blockbuster babe she pretends to be.

PEOPLE was about to go to press last week when I made a last phone call to Alexandra. I confronted her with the overwhelming evidence that she was what the French call a "mythomane."

Alexandra listened calmly.She denied everything - while firing questions at me like Mike Wallace. What bookers did we talk to? What were their names? She wanted names. How did we know her MySpace photos weren't of her? Who were they of?

I kept going over the evidence as she tried to rebut it.

"What about Marie-Caroline?" I said. "She was your friend. She knows what you look like. She says none of the photos are of you."

"Marie-Caroline detests me," she said.

Paressant never cracked. Far from it. In fact, she accused me of making everything up. Then she got mad for the first time and spoke a few words of English for the first time. "Write your shit," she said. "I don't care."

She didn't stay mad long. She called me up ten minutes later to chat. She's been calling me every day. She still insists she'll be in Los Angeles for Christmas to appear on TV shows like "Extra."

"Alexandra," I said wearily when we spoke yesterday. "We've been down this road before. 'Extra' is on hiatus. We checked. You're not going to be on 'Extra.'"

Again, I asked to meet her in person.

"Not now," she said. "I'm busy with my career."

I immediately assumed Tony Parker was a cad and Ronaldinho was an idiot - but I could understand why.

The photos on Paressant's MySpace site were dazzling - they showed a knockout with long, dark hair and legs that stretched for miles. The photos were ads for Victoria's Secret and Dolce & Gabbana, among others. She listed Elite and other modeling agencies in Paris and New York. She had famous footballers and celebrities on her friends list.

Here's what I didn't know:
1. None of the photos on MySpace were of Paressant. They were different shots of similar-looking models. A lot of the site, which is now set to private, was made up.
2. Alexandra never had a relationship with Ronaldinho, according to his lawyer, who is also his brother, and there's no indication she ever met Tony Parker.
3. She appears to have created her relationship with Ronaldinho by anonymously flooding footballer forums with posts about "Ronaldinho and his fiance the French top model Alexandra Paressant" and doctoring photos. Fans and the media started to accept the fake relationship as fact.
4. Paressant took a quicker route with Parker: she contacted X17 with images of what she said were text messages from Parker and stories about their alleged sex life involving Nutella, strawberries and a vibrator shaped like a duck.

I knew none of this when I spoke to Paressant the first time on her mobile phone. She sounded calm, rational and repeated what she told X17:

She went to Parker's wedding and said Parker made eye contact with her all night. She contacted Parker through an alleged mutual friend in August and asked him to call her. Parker obliged and the two hooked up for the first time at the Parc Hyatt in Paris the last week of September. The sex was great - and was even better when Parker flew her over to his place in San Antonio in October.

Why was she going public? Oh, because Parker was also sleeping with her best friend, another "top" model named Ornella Irie. The last straw was when Parker demanded a menage a trois. She wanted the world to know he's not a faithful husband.

"C'est la vengeance," said Paressant.

I believed her. She said she couldn't meet me in person so I asked Paressant for proof of who she was at the end of our conversation. She emailed me an authentic-looking French resident card. Case closed. Or so I thought.

Then, bewildering holes started to appear in her story. Routine checks by a growing team of PEOPLE reporters assigned to the story showed that bookers at the modeling agencies she'd listed had gotten photos, emails and calls from her - but she never showed up in person. Nobody had ever met her.

The photo X17 used to illustrate the increasingly raunchy anecdotes Alexandra was feeding them about Parker appeared to be of a German model named Hana Nitsche.

Even weirder: Alexandra gave me the mobile phone number of her alleged best friend Ornella Irie. When I called "Ornella," the voice that answered was unmistakably Alexandra. "Ornella" was not to be confused with "Olivia Ducreu," a woman Alexandra has called her agent who also is said to be Paressant herself.

Then it turned out that before PEOPLE, there was one small monthly magazine in France called SO FOOT that investigated Paressant. The reporter, Alexandre Gonzalez, was suspicious about Paressant's alleged relationship with Ronaldinho and tracked down Paressant's divorced parents and old friends in her hometown, Le Creusot in Burgundy. Even her mother told Gonzalez that Alexandra always liked to make up stories.

In October 2006, Gonzalez wrote an article for the magazine in and one for its blog, calling Paressant a fraud who invented her relationship with Ronaldinho after a strange phone relationship with a minor soccer player who was married at the time. Gonzalez interviewed the athlete, who said Paressant called him constantly and threatened suicide though the two never actually met.

I called some old friends of Paressant, too.

Marie-Caroline Arnoldo, 27, told me she'd been best friends with Alexandra in high school. "She was never happy in her own skin," said Marie-Caroline. "She never thought she was pretty enough. She was troubled. It was like she felt she didn't really exist."

I emailed Marie-Caroline the identity card Alexandra sent me. No, the picture wasn't her. Marie-Caroline had seen the MySpace photos too and couldn't understand why Alexandra was using pictures of someone else. "She's not ugly but she's average," said Marie-Caroline. "She's definitely not model material."

In fact, Gonzalez uncovered some photos of Paressant taken in 2003 and she's pretty and slim, just not the blockbuster babe she pretends to be.

PEOPLE was about to go to press last week when I made a last phone call to Alexandra. I confronted her with the overwhelming evidence that she was what the French call a "mythomane."

Alexandra listened calmly.She denied everything - while firing questions at me like Mike Wallace. What bookers did we talk to? What were their names? She wanted names. How did we know her MySpace photos weren't of her? Who were they of?

I kept going over the evidence as she tried to rebut it.

"What about Marie-Caroline?" I said. "She was your friend. She knows what you look like. She says none of the photos are of you."

"Marie-Caroline detests me," she said.

Paressant never cracked. Far from it. In fact, she accused me of making everything up. Then she got mad for the first time and spoke a few words of English for the first time. "Write your shit," she said. "I don't care."

She didn't stay mad long. She called me up ten minutes later to chat. She's been calling me every day. She still insists she'll be in Los Angeles for Christmas to appear on TV shows like "Extra."

"Alexandra," I said wearily when we spoke yesterday. "We've been down this road before. 'Extra' is on hiatus. We checked. You're not going to be on 'Extra.'"

Again, I asked to meet her in person.

"Not now," she said. "I'm busy with my career."

I knew none of this when I spoke to Paressant the first time on her mobile phone. She sounded calm, rational and repeated what she told X17:

She went to Parker's wedding and said Parker made eye contact with her all night. She contacted Parker through an alleged mutual friend in August and asked him to call her. Parker obliged and the two hooked up for the first time at the Parc Hyatt in Paris the last week of September. The sex was great - and was even better when Parker flew her over to his place in San Antonio in October.

Why was she going public? Oh, because Parker was also sleeping with her best friend, another "top" model named Ornella Irie. The last straw was when Parker demanded a menage a trois. She wanted the world to know he's not a faithful husband.

"C'est la vengeance," said Paressant.

I believed her. She said she couldn't meet me in person so I asked Paressant for proof of who she was at the end of our conversation. She emailed me an authentic-looking French resident card. Case closed. Or so I thought.

Then, bewildering holes started to appear in her story. Routine checks by a growing team of PEOPLE reporters assigned to the story showed that bookers at the modeling agencies she'd listed had gotten photos, emails and calls from her - but she never showed up in person. Nobody had ever met her.

The photo X17 used to illustrate the increasingly raunchy anecdotes Alexandra was feeding them about Parker appeared to be of a German model named Hana Nitsche.

Even weirder: Alexandra gave me the mobile phone number of her alleged best friend Ornella Irie. When I called "Ornella," the voice that answered was unmistakably Alexandra. "Ornella" was not to be confused with "Olivia Ducreu," a woman Alexandra has called her agent who also is said to be Paressant herself.

Then it turned out that before PEOPLE, there was one small monthly magazine in France called SO FOOT that investigated Paressant. The reporter, Alexandre Gonzalez, was suspicious about Paressant's alleged relationship with Ronaldinho and tracked down Paressant's divorced parents and old friends in her hometown, Le Creusot in Burgundy. Even her mother told Gonzalez that Alexandra always liked to make up stories.

In October 2006, Gonzalez wrote an article for the magazine in and one for its blog, calling Paressant a fraud who invented her relationship with Ronaldinho after a strange phone relationship with a minor soccer player who was married at the time. Gonzalez interviewed the athlete, who said Paressant called him constantly and threatened suicide though the two never actually met.

I called some old friends of Paressant, too.

Marie-Caroline Arnoldo, 27, told me she'd been best friends with Alexandra in high school. "She was never happy in her own skin," said Marie-Caroline. "She never thought she was pretty enough. She was troubled. It was like she felt she didn't really exist."

I emailed Marie-Caroline the identity card Alexandra sent me. No, the picture wasn't her. Marie-Caroline had seen the MySpace photos too and couldn't understand why Alexandra was using pictures of someone else. "She's not ugly but she's average," said Marie-Caroline. "She's definitely not model material."

In fact, Gonzalez uncovered some photos of Paressant taken in 2003 and she's pretty and slim, just not the blockbuster babe she pretends to be.

PEOPLE was about to go to press last week when I made a last phone call to Alexandra. I confronted her with the overwhelming evidence that she was what the French call a "mythomane."

Alexandra listened calmly.She denied everything - while firing questions at me like Mike Wallace. What bookers did we talk to? What were their names? She wanted names. How did we know her MySpace photos weren't of her? Who were they of?

I kept going over the evidence as she tried to rebut it.

"What about Marie-Caroline?" I said. "She was your friend. She knows what you look like. She says none of the photos are of you."

"Marie-Caroline detests me," she said.

Paressant never cracked. Far from it. In fact, she accused me of making everything up. Then she got mad for the first time and spoke a few words of English for the first time. "Write your shit," she said. "I don't care."

She didn't stay mad long. She called me up ten minutes later to chat. She's been calling me every day. She still insists she'll be in Los Angeles for Christmas to appear on TV shows like "Extra."

"Alexandra," I said wearily when we spoke yesterday. "We've been down this road before. 'Extra' is on hiatus. We checked. You're not going to be on 'Extra.'"

Again, I asked to meet her in person.

"Not now," she said. "I'm busy with my career."

The photo X17 used to illustrate the increasingly raunchy anecdotes Alexandra was feeding them about Parker appeared to be of a German model named Hana Nitsche.

Even weirder: Alexandra gave me the mobile phone number of her alleged best friend Ornella Irie. When I called "Ornella," the voice that answered was unmistakably Alexandra. "Ornella" was not to be confused with "Olivia Ducreu," a woman Alexandra has called her agent who also is said to be Paressant herself.

Then it turned out that before PEOPLE, there was one small monthly magazine in France called SO FOOT that investigated Paressant. The reporter, Alexandre Gonzalez, was suspicious about Paressant's alleged relationship with Ronaldinho and tracked down Paressant's divorced parents and old friends in her hometown, Le Creusot in Burgundy. Even her mother told Gonzalez that Alexandra always liked to make up stories.

In October 2006, Gonzalez wrote an article for the magazine in and one for its blog, calling Paressant a fraud who invented her relationship with Ronaldinho after a strange phone relationship with a minor soccer player who was married at the time. Gonzalez interviewed the athlete, who said Paressant called him constantly and threatened suicide though the two never actually met.

I called some old friends of Paressant, too.

Marie-Caroline Arnoldo, 27, told me she'd been best friends with Alexandra in high school. "She was never happy in her own skin," said Marie-Caroline. "She never thought she was pretty enough. She was troubled. It was like she felt she didn't really exist."

I emailed Marie-Caroline the identity card Alexandra sent me. No, the picture wasn't her. Marie-Caroline had seen the MySpace photos too and couldn't understand why Alexandra was using pictures of someone else. "She's not ugly but she's average," said Marie-Caroline. "She's definitely not model material."

In fact, Gonzalez uncovered some photos of Paressant taken in 2003 and she's pretty and slim, just not the blockbuster babe she pretends to be.

PEOPLE was about to go to press last week when I made a last phone call to Alexandra. I confronted her with the overwhelming evidence that she was what the French call a "mythomane."

Alexandra listened calmly.She denied everything - while firing questions at me like Mike Wallace. What bookers did we talk to? What were their names? She wanted names. How did we know her MySpace photos weren't of her? Who were they of?

I kept going over the evidence as she tried to rebut it.

"What about Marie-Caroline?" I said. "She was your friend. She knows what you look like. She says none of the photos are of you."

"Marie-Caroline detests me," she said.

Paressant never cracked. Far from it. In fact, she accused me of making everything up. Then she got mad for the first time and spoke a few words of English for the first time. "Write your shit," she said. "I don't care."

She didn't stay mad long. She called me up ten minutes later to chat. She's been calling me every day. She still insists she'll be in Los Angeles for Christmas to appear on TV shows like "Extra."

"Alexandra," I said wearily when we spoke yesterday. "We've been down this road before. 'Extra' is on hiatus. We checked. You're not going to be on 'Extra.'"

Again, I asked to meet her in person.

"Not now," she said. "I'm busy with my career."

Marie-Caroline Arnoldo, 27, told me she'd been best friends with Alexandra in high school. "She was never happy in her own skin," said Marie-Caroline. "She never thought she was pretty enough. She was troubled. It was like she felt she didn't really exist."

I emailed Marie-Caroline the identity card Alexandra sent me. No, the picture wasn't her. Marie-Caroline had seen the MySpace photos too and couldn't understand why Alexandra was using pictures of someone else. "She's not ugly but she's average," said Marie-Caroline. "She's definitely not model material."

In fact, Gonzalez uncovered some photos of Paressant taken in 2003 and she's pretty and slim, just not the blockbuster babe she pretends to be.

PEOPLE was about to go to press last week when I made a last phone call to Alexandra. I confronted her with the overwhelming evidence that she was what the French call a "mythomane."

Alexandra listened calmly.She denied everything - while firing questions at me like Mike Wallace. What bookers did we talk to? What were their names? She wanted names. How did we know her MySpace photos weren't of her? Who were they of?

I kept going over the evidence as she tried to rebut it.

"What about Marie-Caroline?" I said. "She was your friend. She knows what you look like. She says none of the photos are of you."

"Marie-Caroline detests me," she said.

Paressant never cracked. Far from it. In fact, she accused me of making everything up. Then she got mad for the first time and spoke a few words of English for the first time. "Write your shit," she said. "I don't care."

She didn't stay mad long. She called me up ten minutes later to chat. She's been calling me every day. She still insists she'll be in Los Angeles for Christmas to appear on TV shows like "Extra."

"Alexandra," I said wearily when we spoke yesterday. "We've been down this road before. 'Extra' is on hiatus. We checked. You're not going to be on 'Extra.'"

Again, I asked to meet her in person.

"Not now," she said. "I'm busy with my career."

"What about Marie-Caroline?" I said. "She was your friend. She knows what you look like. She says none of the photos are of you."

"Marie-Caroline detests me," she said.

Paressant never cracked. Far from it. In fact, she accused me of making everything up. Then she got mad for the first time and spoke a few words of English for the first time. "Write your shit," she said. "I don't care."

She didn't stay mad long. She called me up ten minutes later to chat. She's been calling me every day. She still insists she'll be in Los Angeles for Christmas to appear on TV shows like "Extra."

"Alexandra," I said wearily when we spoke yesterday. "We've been down this road before. 'Extra' is on hiatus. We checked. You're not going to be on 'Extra.'"

Again, I asked to meet her in person.

"Not now," she said. "I'm busy with my career."

oooh lawdy lawd lawd

I don't think she looks mad, she looks sad. And why does everyone put down her boyfriend-do you all know him personally?

Once her hot bod's gone, so is her career.

I think she's going to be a wonderful mom! Maybe they don't like being photographed all day long, would you like that? I dont think so.

PLEASE TELL ME, THAT SHE IS NOT DRINKING, ""COFFEE"", DURING THE EARLY DEVELOPMENT OF HER UNBORN CHILD, PLEASE!!!.

Haters just wanna hate...Kate Beckinsale was overdressed while shopping, but Jessica Alba shou;dn't wear sweats to go buy something,it's not like she dressed like that for an event...I know that stars used to be more stylish in the past, but they didn't get followed 24/7, so it's not the same...

Even as pregnant, she looks better than most of you do in designer dresses anyway, so don't bother

About Britney and Paris: Britney just neds help in every aspect of her life, and Paris, oh well, lets see how she turns out without that huge fortune to support her.

al u guys r haters jessica looks amazing and she will get her body back not lije all u losers posting stupid comments and she will b a great mom im happy for her

wtf x17 ... sos, get your lazy self up & post something new. xo

Keep the caffeine under control, Miss Alba.

Both are good looking people, i bet their baby is going to be so cute!!

I agree, i think preggie women are beautiful!!

I'd do the hell out of her right now, I'd give the kid a black eye BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stop dissing Paris! She is the most interesting person in Hollywood and never boring. Paris has true star quality and staying power.

Bad move by Jessica!
There goes her figure and her career!

u guys r such losers her carrer not going anywer unlike ur boring pathetic lives jessica is beutiful aqnd she gona have a really cute baby so stop hating u guysr r pathetic

u guys r such losers her carrer not going anywer unlike ur boring pathetic lives jessica is beutiful aqnd she gona have a really cute baby so stop hating u guysr r pathetic

oh wow 11:31 that was SO MATURE! AMAZING! fucking idiot.

She is gonna be one mean pregnant lady.

Does anyone know wear you can get her hat?

Does anyone know where you can get her hat?

Does anyone know where you can get her hat?

Great!!!! Didn't she win a few of these Teen's choice awards??? What a model for teenagers!!! She is a LOOSER!!!

I meant she is a LOSER!!!!

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Okay there's some phycho's on here... why be so mean. She's never said anything about you. But, maybe you have to put somebody down to make you feel better. No one's perfect and people will learn from there mistakes.
I'm sure she'll be just fine with the baby. What a gorgeous baby its goin to be. I'm sure it'll have a sweet personality just like her mother.
Also, Hope jessica have/will learn her lesson by having a baby out of wedlock.


oh and about the dirty mexican comment. There about the cleanist race out there. I know a restaurant and house inspector that said the only reason they had to shut down a mexican restaurant was because of a plummbing problem. He said there houses were always spotless even if they were old. Go look at cuba. The houses look like shacks but are spotless.

Okay there's some phycho's on here... why be so mean. She's never said anything about you. But, maybe you have to put somebody down to make you feel better. No one's perfect and people will learn from there mistakes.
I'm sure she'll be just fine with the baby. What a gorgeous baby its goin to be. I'm sure it'll have a sweet personality just like her mother.
Also, Hope jessica have/will learn her lesson by having a baby out of wedlock.


oh and about the dirty mexican comment. There about the cleanist race out there. I know a restaurant and house inspector that said the only reason they had to shut down a mexican restaurant was because of a plummbing problem. He said there houses were always spotless even if they were old. Go look at cuba. The houses look like shacks but are spotless.