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While You Were Sleeping...
Posted on Tue Apr 3, 2007 05:03 PM PDT
...Jessica Alba was arm-in-arm with a new man! Well, kinda new - the arm on which she's hanging belongs to Bille Woodruff, a friend of Jessica's since he directed her in Honey. We're not trying to imply that anything's going on between the pair, of course - just that, in light of Jessica's rumored breakup with longtime boyfriend Cash Warren and recent dalliance with The Eye director David Moreau, the timing's a little funny!
We also spotted Hilary and Haylie Duff (the latter of which was accompanied by Kevin Connolly), Lindsay Lohan, and the ever-entertaining Andy Milonakis - who dropped some murderous flows on us before heading home! Watch out, Jay-Z - if Andy's this dope when he's this trashed, just imagine the hot fire he can spit when he's sober!
"The Crocodile Hunter, but not dead", incidentally, has to be the front-runner for off-hand celebrity comment of the year.
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Comments
oh Gross - Blohan again. Spreading her diseases to all who can see her.
Ahhhhhh - Jessica Alba - THAT'S A HOTTIE. Not a classless skank like Blohan
That's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO obvious how Lohan keeps covering her wrists.....GROSS. Worthless druggie.
LMFAO@Andy straight up G
PARENTAL ADVISORY:
Lindsay will do the kind of kinky sexual stuff in bed that Jessica Alba would never do.
We'd marry Jessica, but we'd love to screw Lindsay even more.
Just keepin' it real.
Lindsay Lohan has legs to die for! We love her. She is one of the featured chapters in our Celebrity Fiction Website:
http://www.puzzlekiller.com
Wild Celebrity Sex with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.
One night with Lindsay Lohan - 50 bucks and a line of coke
One night with Paris Hilton - 70 bucks and a bottle of Valtrax
One night with Jessica Alba - PRICELESS
One night with Lindsay Lohan - 50 bucks and a line of coke
One night with Paris Hilton - 70 bucks and a bottle of Valtrax
One night with Jessica Alba - PRICELESS
One night with Lindsay Lohan - 50 bucks and a line of coke
One night with Paris Hilton - 70 bucks and a bottle of Valtrax
One night with Jessica Alba - PRICELESS
where do you get your stories?? Break up with Cash? NO!
....Get it right.
PS - Lohan looks OLD as hell
ew, Lindsay looks fat n bloated (as always-stay away from the drugs)
Alba - HOT as always
lindsay is a dope who uses dope, tis a shame she had talent, but no more, it's gone like the coke up her nose.
Billie is a big FAG. He loves sleeping with little boys. definitely not her boyfriend, shes a hag!!
lindsay is a skank and whore who needs to go away. i am so tired of these untalented sluts being presented as celebs, they are just used up old hags, and lindsay is more used up than her own mother.
abc
AHAHAHAH - Look at Lindsay!! She thinks she's CUTE, too! HAHAHAHAH. What a PIG. She's more useless than her PIG mother. This chick needs to stay in the gutter.
...Alba's HOT
forget all this worthless rambling...the major question: IS JESSICA ALBA single? My god man if this is true i have a plane to catch!
finally..a post on a CLASSY, HOT celeb..and you had to ruin it by putting this JUNKIES FAT, BLOATED BODY ABOVE HER. DAMN YOU!! DON'T RUIN JESSICA ALBA'S PICTURE BY PUTTING BLOHAN ON TOP. SHE'S JUST A NASTY GUTTER SKANK.
EW LOHAN HAS MEAT LEGS. HAHAHAHHA
EW LOHAN HAS MEAT LEGS. HAHAHAHHA
finally..a post on a CLASSY, HOT celeb..and you had to ruin it by putting this JUNKIES FAT, BLOATED BODY ABOVE HER. DAMN YOU!! DON'T RUIN JESSICA ALBA'S PICTURE BY PUTTING BLOHAN ON TOP. SHE'S JUST A NASTY GUTTER SKANK.
finally..a post on a CLASSY, HOT celeb..and you had to ruin it by putting this JUNKIES FAT, BLOATED BODY ABOVE HER. DAMN YOU!! DON'T RUIN JESSICA ALBA'S PICTURE BY PUTTING BLOHAN ON TOP. SHE'S JUST A NASTY GUTTER SKANK.
c'mon guys billie woodruff is the gayest dude behind the camera in hollywood and one of the worst directors. nice try
FUCK HOLYWOOD SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF FUCKIN LYNSDEY LOFUCKINHAM...JESUS YOU PEOPLE LOVE HER
FUCK HOLYWOOD SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE SERIOUSLY THINKS SHE'S CUTE??? ALL THOSE DRUGS HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO HER BRAIN.
JUST BECAUSE PHOTOGS ARE AROUND WAITING TO GET A SHOT OF YOU EFFING UP DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE CUTE - IT MEANS YOURE A FREAKING TRAINWRECK WHOSE PICTURES WILL SELL BECAUSE PEOPLE LOVE HATING ON YOU.
WITH THAT DRUG HABIT, THAT LACK OF TALENT, THAT HOMLEY-LOOKING FACE AND THUNDER THIGHED BODY AND OF COURSE THAT INFLATED EGO BASED ON NOTHING OF ANY WORTH - GEE - I WONDER *W*H*Y*.
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