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Baby Got Black
Posted on Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:01 AM PDT

A little black dress, that is - and we do mean "little"! We spotted the booty queen picking up a few items at the store yesterday and found ourselves blown away by the way her dress flattered her, er, assets! Looks like something special's gotten into her - or should we say someone?
Un-Biel-evable!
Poetry in motion
The end
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Report: Gerard Butler And Jessica Biel Flirting Off The Set Of Playing The Field - Mar 23, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Jessica Biel Parties In Hollywood After Split From Justin Timberlake - Mar 13, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Go Bowling - Mar 01, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Jessica Biel Bundles Up In The Big Apple - Feb 23, 2011
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Comments
i'm so sick of this horse face bitch!
could this shemale get any more boring?!
PARENTAL ADVISORY
If she didn't look so much like a man I wouldn't want to do her so bad.
I want her to put her dick inside my butthole.
Just keepin' it real
BOOOOORRRIIINNNGGGG!!!!!
the face is fugs, but her body is bangin
Mr. Edd mouth & teeth with a Michael jackson nose - no thanks, I'll pass. And the girl can't act for shit and has no personality.
Her body is hilarious! Fake tits and ass implants!!!
And she DOES look like Mr. Ed!! When she smiles you can almost hear her neigh!
SOO boring.
JB is a feckin' goddess. You're all whack jobs!
http://www.innerdrama.com/gossip/2007/07/31/britney-spears-kidnapping/
the closest i'll ever be to first
LOVE YOU JESS!!!
Who is this bitch?
That is Katie Homes and Tom is going to kick your ass for talking about his bitch that way. Only joking. It is Jessica Beil and she sucks dick.
Nay, nay, strangers go away!
her fake ass looks awful hope it dries up and falls off her body/ fake bitch and i hope those lips turn inside out fake as lips/ she is no booty queen fake ass booty queen/ why do you white people make over a fake person rather than a real one. i know because you would rather glorify a white person even though they are fake and plastic
She is fugly. YUK! I wouldn't touch her with a 10 ft pole! Go away, horse face. You suck.
Wonder is she is ok w/ the whole Paris/JT thing. That must really get under her flabby skin.
Even her toes are ugly.
i hope this bitch falls on her ass and her implants break!
someone should punch her in the mouth too, but open those fake lips.
Just be careful that the horse doesn't bite back. lmao!
She should keep her mouth closed she has so many teethe in there she looks like a horse neighn shwn she smiles what the hell is justin thinking maybe he just throws a bag over her head or does her from behind.
She's more manly than Justin. She probably does Justin from behind.
She has a really pissed off look on her face...like, fuck, Justin is on the phone with Britney AGAIN. Can't that girl get a life. I am going out for a latte. Fuck him. Fuck her. Fuck my Dad, Mr. Ed...it is his fault I look like a damn horse. (At least he did give me an in to show biz!) ....Man I am funny!
She doesn't have boob implants, nor butt implants. She just works out a lot.
What butt? Damn white folks! lol
I'd love to suck those toes!!
11:47AM
She NEVER works out. She has breast implants and butt implants. She had to get them because with that face of hers she couldn't get any work in Hollywood.
dont believe she got implants..
but why is she always soo angry looking?
i mean.. SMILE you are dating JUSTIN
TIMBERLAKE damn!
she looks harrrdd
Horse got saddle.
People, if we stop posting comments about her maybe we won't have to hear about her ugly ass.
People, if we stop posting comments about her maybe we won't have to hear about her ugly ass.
People, if we stop posting comments about her maybe we won't have to hear about her ugly ass.
NICE DRESS IN BETWEEN YOUR ASS CRACK.
As a woman, I can acknowledge a beauty when I see it.
This ain't it.
she looks like a stray antelope!!!
11:51 - are you stupid??? You don't SEE the posts on her - more than half the time you see her she's working out, running, walking her dogs, shes ALWAYS got on work-out clothes! idiot.
Your photographers with their damn cameras always in someone's crotch or ass - pathetic!
12:39PM
Sorry, ass-fuck. Just because she wears work out clothes doesn't mean she's working out.
Get a life, fuckwad. You don't have to be the defender of all things Jessica Horseface Biel.
Your photographers with their damn cameras always in someone's crotch or ass - pathetic!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHORE AND SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg you guys are all a bunch of fat ugly fucks.
I'm a fat ugly fuck
she looks sooo much better from the baaaaaaack!
Where are her dogs? Hope she didn't let Michael Vick babysit them!
Anonymous get a fucking life and stop post here. Anonymous Big fat ugly horse you bitch. Jessica Biel is Awsome . Jessica Biel is tanlent azamig actress and beauitful gorgeous woman. I am Big fan of Jessica Biel I am proud of it.I Love dating women who look like Jessica Biel.
She doesn't look like a horse! She looks like a FISH!
SHE MALE is right!!!
Joseph is a dog murderer too!
Vick will Roast in Hell, where he belongs!
Donna your the one look like fucking fish. Florida chick your the look like man you fucking bitch.Anonymous shut fuck up you stupid ass carck whore.Donna , florida chick and Anonymous three dirty stink bitch's.Jessica Biel is Awsome.
Mean mugging and a tight bun on her head. Just plain ugly. Justin can't bring sexy back to that thing. She looks like she is picking up the pounds too. Damn JT, take off the beer goggles already will ya? I hope Cam reads all these nasty posts I put on here about this fugly ass bitch....
Such hateful postings.
Harry shut the fuck up your so stupid. Jessica Biel is Awsome.Jessica Biel is the woman of my dreams.
Joseph -- go fuck yourself and get a spell checker. You are pure ignorant. Figures your gay ass would be attracted to a shemale, fag boy...
What's in the bag bitch? You sharing the biscuits with the dog or are they all yours?
What's in the bag bitch? You sharing the biscuits with the dog or are they all yours?
What's in the bag bitch? You sharing the biscuits with the dog or are they all yours?
C'mere Joseph - I wanna bitch slap you to the back of the short bus.
Hey Jess, the bridge called - they're missing a troll. Funky cheap dress stuck in your booty -underwear would fix that ya know!
Jessica Biel is tanlent azamig actress and a beauitful gorgeous woman.Jessica Biel is such sweet angel.Jessica Biel is cool.Jessica Biel should be treat like beauitful gorgeous queen. Jessica Biel has such kind heart she willing to help others. Jessica Biel rocks!
look at those cankles and short legs she's sporting..she's ugly all over
Anonymous your so very rude. Jessica Biel is Awsome.
OK..
I really don't care to hate this slag, but she make sit so easy!
I just find that in this business, no one should ever have such a SOURPUSS face!
Seriously, this girl is UGLY and seems to not want to know it!
She had a nose job and the shit still needs work.
She is injecting the life out of her lips.
She had no breast before 7th Heaven, so I am positive that those are IMPLANTS!
Her ass was not like that, in fact on another site they had a picture of an average saggy ass on her..
She doesn't have implants, but she gets her ass contoured with FAT injections. Yes folks, they remove FAT from one area and add it elsewhere.
Ever notice how much dimples she has in her ass for someone that works out?
Also, watch how low her ass is, a REAL big ass would have started pertruding a bit higher..
Again, I don't know her, but for such an ugly girl, she should have personality to back shit up.
Timberfake likes MANLY looking women, need I mention PIZZAFACE DIAZ? That was another one with no waist and an attitude..
But I preferred Cameraman Diaz, than this HO!! This is just to get her career going, like she was dating Derek Jeter.
What pisses me off is how she gets these roles, yet she just can't act! Chuck & Larry was painful to watch when it came to her scenes. It is sad that all it takes is huge lips and a fake ass to make it in Hollywood!
Very Sad indeed!
Jessica Biel is tanlent azaming actress and a beauitful gorgeous woman . Jessica Biel is my favorite actress of all time.Jessica Biel is sweet angel. Jessica Biel has nice kind big heart she giving person and she always willing to help other . I respect Jessica Biel as person and actress.Jessica Biel ROCKS!
Jessica Biel is tanlent azaming actress and very beauitful gorgeous woman . Jessica Biel is sweet angel. I am proud to be a big fan of Jessica Biel. I am always proud of Jessica Biel.Jessica Biel is nice kind person with big heart and she always will to help others.I care about Jessica Biel I want her to have the best in life.Jessica Biel Rocks!
Anonymous nobody going to marry you because you like mokey shit.I Love to be marry to a woman who look like Jessica Biel.
FUCK all you haters that talk shit about jessica biel!! talking shit about things u dont knpow!!! your moms look like mr. ed assholes!! u idiots you sound like trash just by the way u talk about someone!! its not like she gave a fuck about what any of you loosers are saying about her!! actually no one cares!! she is an amazing actress!! she is beautiful!!! she is always involed in charity and has never been seen being nasty to someome or doing anything trashy!! u should pick up on her good manners and try to be at LEAST half decent human biengs!! it must suck to be a hater huh? maybe you were never able to see and talented and beautiful women in ur lives?? whatever ur problem is you fucking morons, SHUT UP because no onegives a rats ass about any of ur ignorant pathetic comments especially of her!! go tell ur sister she looks like a fucking horse! she probably does considering u call someone like jessica biel ugly!! u dont know what the fuck ur talking about so SHUT UP MORONS!! go hate on someone else!! just mad cause ur NOBODY!! only ppl that agree with u idiots are the bigger idiots that have time to listen and agree with you dumbasses!!! GET A LIFE!!! STOP POSTING TRASH ON THIS SITE!! GO FIND A FRIEND IDIOTS!!!!
post 9 :46 SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
post Anonymous 10:45 you SHUT FUck BICTH.Jessica Biel is Awsome.
does anyone know what sunglasses she is wearing?
Jose is idiot and Jessi is SLUT
Biel an amazing actress? Seriously? Did no one watch her woodenness on 7th Heaven? Or any of her subsequent movies?
She's the new Tara Reid.
Anonymous posted at 2:16 Pm your a asshole.ME and Jessica Biel are both Awsome.
Fuck, at least Tara Reid SMILES!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous post 2:36 you look like BOBO on a stick.Me and Jessica Biel are both Awsome.
Don't hate me because my sourpuss horsey face gets to BLOW Timberlake!
Britney can have him back when I'm done with his hick ass!
This shit's helping my career!
Don't hate me because my sourpuss horsey face gets to BLOW Timberlake!
Britney can have him back when I'm done with his hick ass!
This shit's helping my career!
Don't hate me because my sourpuss horsey face gets to BLOW Timberlake!
Britney can have him back when I'm done with his hick ass!
This shit's helping my career!
Don't hate me because my sourpuss horsey face gets to BLOW Timberlake!
Britney can have him back when I'm done with his hick ass!
This shit's helping my career!
Don't hate me because my sourpuss horsey face gets to BLOW Timberlake!
Britney can have him back when I'm done with his hick ass!
This shit's helping my career!
jessica looks ugly as lawys,I really hate JUstin from the moment he started to hang out with that ugly skank.She look worse than ever.