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It's Just Food, Not Love
Posted on Sun Jul 8, 2007 11:01 AM PDT
Dear Jessica Biel,
You have a fantastic body, a thriving acting career (well, you work at least!) and yet you look so down... and I think we all know why. Listen up: He That Shall Not Be Named (a.k.a. Justin Timberlake) is one of the world's most popular, photographed people. He just needs his space while on tour, ya know? Don't fret - go walk the dogs again! But especially don't keep picking up big sandwiches in Brentwood to drown your sorrows, because you know people are going to read into it.
Kisses!
X17
Not to mention those sweats do nothing for your hot figure. Put on a sexy black dress (yes, even while going shopping) - hey, Victoria Beckham does it!
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SEE MORE:
Report: Gerard Butler And Jessica Biel Flirting Off The Set Of Playing The Field - Mar 23, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Jessica Biel Parties In Hollywood After Split From Justin Timberlake - Mar 13, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Go Bowling - Mar 01, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Jessica Biel Bundles Up In The Big Apple - Feb 23, 2011
Jessica Biel Swings By CVS For A Little Retail Therapy - Feb 13, 2011
Report: Gerard Butler And Jessica Biel Flirting Off The Set Of Playing The Field - Mar 23, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Jessica Biel Parties In Hollywood After Split From Justin Timberlake - Mar 13, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Go Bowling - Mar 01, 2011
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Jessica Biel Bundles Up In The Big Apple - Feb 23, 2011
Jessica Biel Swings By CVS For A Little Retail Therapy - Feb 13, 2011
Comments
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Justin is not one of the most phographied person in the world, I mean giv me a break ppl u hardy ever have him up here, now tell me PAris, Lindsay and Britney and I will beliv it.
Somebody needs to go check Britney's house. I haven't seen a picture of her in over 24 hours. Is something wrong with her? Normally we see her in three different wacky outfits a day. Could this new guy be getting her to focus?
There's no reason for X17 to be so nasty - leave Jessica alone.
Who gives a fuck what people read into. It's her life and if she wants to get sandwiches in sweets then fuck it!
she's probably been reading the comments about her boulder shoulders.
Atleast she's not whoring herself up like other female celebs...well, atleast not in public.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T from me!
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man some of you people are stalkers , going on to a jessica post and saying you want britney because you havent seen her in 24 hours, do you realize how insane that sounds?
Maybe she's down because she has you paparazzi stalking her ass everyday.
I really wish that Justin and Britney get back together!
Where's Britney,
don't worry - there has been so much Eva Longoria, Paris and LiLo reporting that Britney has surely already planned her next incident or accident event down to a T.
Like her dress falling completely off while entering a restaurant and wearing nothing underneath. Or vomiting on her new, "influential", successful older friend who doesn't even have his own car. Er exchanging tampons with some exotic dancers while on stage.
Britney e Justin love forever
Britney e Justin love forever
Britney e Justin love forever
Britney e Justin love forever
Britney e Justin love forever
Britney e Justin love forever
Britney e Justin love forever
Britney e Justin love forever
Britney e Justin love forever
Britney e Justin love forever
Jessica Biel looks for to work and stops to run behind Justin. It does not love you its idiot!
Jessica Biel looks for to work and stops to run behind Justin. It does not love you its idiot! Jessica Biel looks for to work and stops to run behind Justin. It does not love you its idiot!
Justin is just hanging out with biel until Britney comes to her senses.
Britney and Justin one more time please!
Britney and Justin one more time please!
Please X-17 looks the Britney? This Jessica Biel is very boat. Where It is Britney Spears? We are feeling lack of it! Love Britney!
Please X-17 looks the Britney? This Jessica Biel is very boat. Where It is Britney Spears? We are feeling lack of it! Love Britney!
Please X-17 looks the Britney? This Jessica Biel is very boat. Where It is Britney Spears? We are feeling lack of it! Love Britney!
Please X-17 looks the Britney? This Jessica Biel is very boat. Where It is Britney Spears? We are feeling lack of it! Love Britney!
Shut the crap up people. Justin is not waiting for Birtney and who knows if he is or isn't serious with jessica only he knows. People need to get over thise britney and Justin thing that ended what like 5 years aggo they both went on with their lives and yet you still have these dumb fools out here stuck on it and talking and wishing about it daily. Stop living others life and begin to live ya own.
Britney and Justin 4ever
Jessica Biel is a shemale...........this is a fact
she's not your monkey. She hates the paps, understandably, and photos without smiles are worth less money.
Britney get Justin away from this shemale.
Who is this man?
ape man right!
Where is Britneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Slow news day
WHERE IS BRITNEY? SHE'S HERE!
Listen to this amazing cover of Baby one more time !!!!
go to this myspace: /undergroundandsexy
i hate myself
getting tired of this life
Justin and Britney:love to remember
You were the greater of my cases
You were, the loves that I had complicated and simplest for me.
You she was best of the my errors more stranger history That somebody already wrote and is for these and others
That my homesickness makes to remember everything another time...
You Trick more serious was the sincere lie than the love happened You to me was the case oldest more friend who me appeared Of the souvenirs that I bring in the life you I am the homesickness that I taste to only have thus feel you well close to me another time!
I forgot to try to forget I decided you to want you for wanting I decided to remember to you how many times I have will without nothing to lose You I was all happiness You I was the badness that only made me well You was the best one of my plans and the worse one of the deceits that I could make Of the souvenirs that I bring in the life you I am the homesickness that I taste to have Só.assim feel you close to me Another time well...
lol @ "love"
Justin and Britney:love to remember
You were the greater of my cases
You were, the loves that I had complicated and simplest for me.
You she was best of the my errors more stranger history That somebody already wrote and is for these and others
That my homesickness makes to remember everything another time...
You Trick more serious was the sincere lie than the love happened You to me was the case oldest more friend who me appeared Of the souvenirs that I bring in the life you I am the homesickness that I taste to only have thus feel you well close to me another time!
I forgot to try to forget I decided you to want you for wanting I decided to remember to you how many times I have will without nothing to lose You I was all happiness You I was the badness that only made me well You was the best one of my plans and the worse one of the deceits that I could make Of the souvenirs that I bring in the life you I am the homesickness that I taste to have feel you close to me Another time well...
yeah yeah ur comments everywhere are all i have to look forward to . keep them coming. thanks for the entertainment while im detoxing. i have no life. never have.
just please don't try to hurt me. pick on someone else. u know i am hurt...
leave more comments for the sickos on myspace please. it's fun reading them.=) the sarcasm is great. :)
Justin will tolally fall for Britney again at a future award show, where she will be performing.
more comments on youtube(devil) and myspace(devil 2) for sickos please and thanks. =)
haha why isn't smosh making anymore vids?;) u devil u. Lisanova next please. bitch is annoying.
i want her watch! what brand is that?
x17 is read by nappy headed hoes and witetrash meth addict,
i am also told that the average demographic here is 30 something single overweight out of work women who've had at least one child out of wedlock lol
iloveperez.
is that a zit?!?!?!?!?!?!?like OMG
Anonymous 1:42 love yourself!!!
Thats sooo mean x17 leave jessica alone. Your only saying that because she is dating JT and hasnt gone back to Britney. But NEWSFLASH who the hell would want to date Britney in the state she is in? ANSWER- not alot of people , including JT.
oh the stories i have just wait till i see u
and NO it's not my dad that;'s the problem, just wait till i see you later
don't hurt me(i know u want to-why dont know? i love u)for the next few weeks while I get my act together and it'll be fun when i share
Shouldnt she have learned her lesson the first time he dissed her- for scarlett Johansen?
And gee.. I wonder what reason he gave her for dumping cameron.. besides her ugly face and senior citizen's card.. lol
She always looks like shes down in the dumps... hmn.. she must know he doesnt want anything serious yet i.e. kids/ marriage...
Take a hint girl and just move along...
Aww she probably thought she would be Justins next 4 year fling... (since he usually lasts only 4 years with girls) and she just realized she was just a 4 DAY flind for him..
She should get back with Derek Jeter..
Aww she probably thought she would be Justins next 4 year fling... (since he usually lasts only 4 years with girls) and she just realized she was just a 4 DAY fling for him..
She should get back with Derek Jeter..
whatever if it makes u feel better to hurt me then do but that will only extend the weeks but I can't WAIT!! ;)hurt the ones who should get hurt LISANOVAAAAA haha
No we are making fun of her because shes getting played! and she still doesnt get it.
The only one who still has hope of Justin and Britney getting back together is probably Justin himself!
lmao
otherwise he'd move on and not try so hard to insult her in every concert he does.
I love Justin but its the truth he still hasnt gotten over what she did to him and even though Britney was wrong I believe thats what drove her to go crazy and he's pretty much pushing her off the ledge with the stuff he does to her and says about her now.
where's BRITNEY?!!?!?!?!??!!??!?!
ok...is the world's sum IQ currently hovering around 80 ?! Don't you dare tell me the average IQ is still 100. bitch please.
hey u, i made a new myspace and added you as a friend. I love myspace.:)
leave more comments for creeps on myspace..makes me :)
Fugly ass no talent bitch just woke up and realized she is nothing more than a booty call. Karma's a bitch.
Jessica is not a good actor. She's not even pretty. Where's Britney?
She's keeping those oversized chops underwraps since she saw how ugly she looked in the bikini shots. Ugh!
Have another big sandwich, Bucky!
Maybe she's decided to make it her life long ambition to make her ass grow.
5:50pm
Hey, you are right about Derek dumping her. Seems like that booty call lasted oh what a whole TWO months before he dumped her for Gabrielle Union.
I am having too damned much fun with this...
Who the fuck ever watched 7th Heaven anyway?
lighten-up
That's the look of a woman scorned!
doesn't PErez realize or fear the fact that someone is going to fucking attack him in broad daylight one of these days?
doesn't PErez realize or fear the fact that someone is going to fucking attack him in broad daylight one of these days?
Looking manly - again!
I would like to have sexual relations with Jessica's vagina.
What do these HOT women see in Justin Timberlake?? He's a skinny whimp. And when the Janet Jackson thing happened, he was spineless!! God, these hollywood chicks are all crazy!!!!
TImberlake? LOL! What a fag! She needs a non-Hollywood type. All Hollywood males are fags or secretly want to be fags, or else, they have no idea how to treat a woman. JB - Stay away from Hollywood freaks - you'll be much happier! You have been advised.