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So here's the deal -- it's the weekend and my Jessica Biel specialist isn't working today. So here you have the pix; you can write the lovelorn caption, adoring of her hump, doubles ententes about her doggy style. Leave it after the jump ...


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  >   Jessica On Her Own - Feb 13, 2009

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Posted by: anne

i love her



Posted by: diana

her dogs are cute..in an ugly kind of way. (for daily pc/console updates visit www.girlsheartgames.com)



Posted by: Shannon

YAY for another bully lover in the spotlight!



Posted by: anonymous

she's ugly



Posted by: lizzy

i love that she adopted a dog that needed a home. yay jessica.



Posted by: Anonymous

who is she????



Posted by: Anonymous

Let's see how pretty she is when that beast of a dog rips her face off. And when it does, she'll say "oh, he NEVER acted mean before" just like every other moron foolish enough to trust a dog that's bred for aggression. Hopefully, he'll get her before some unsuspecting child.



Posted by: Anonymous

12.09pm - SICKO





Posted by: Daurcey

I think one of those dogs I cannot remember which one is the one that ran Derek Jeter off. In one of his interviews he said he doesn't like big dogs because he's afraid of them. I guess the times he stayed over her place she had to lock them in one of her bedrooms. Then I read somewhere one of Jessica's dogs didn't like him no matter how many doggy treats he gave her. LOL> I think Jessica gave ole Ladie's man Derek the boot because I don't think she's willing to give up any of her dogs to a man who doesn't like them. Maybe the next many hot celebrity girlfriends on his list may own a sweet little pussy cat. He seems to enjoy that so much.



Posted by: WTF

Those are some fugly dogs. She's not that great either.



Posted by: Anonymous

shes hot



Posted by: another loveable hated one!!

she looks like crap without the makeup so what the big deal with her



Posted by: BAN PIT BULLS NATIONWIDE

12:09 is right.... HEADLINE NEWS "FAMILY PIT BULL MAULS DAUGHTER TO DEATH"... "FAMILY PIT BULL MAULS NEIGHBORS DOG TO DEATH"... "PIT BULL RAISED BY NUNS MAULS INFANT"... Hmmmmm, is is just a coincidence that it is always a PIT BULL, aka BABY KILLER. WAKE UP you pit bull owner idiots! Why do you think PIT BULLS are illegal in some cities and states..THEY ARE KILLERS and you'll learn your lesson when your own PIT BULL turns on you...



Posted by: Anonymous

The reason why there are bans on pits in some states and cities is due to the fact that gang members (and wannabes) typically own them. 1:38pm poster should really do some research and see that german shepards maul/attack WAY many more people but it's not reported as much because those dogs aren't owned by gang members (i.e. people who aren't white).



Posted by: Sarah

You peoples are ignornant. Pitbulls are awesome and very loving dogs if they are raised in such an environment. It's the idiots who raise them to fight in basements and who aren't raised by good people. Alot of dogs can be raised to be mean. I have a pitbull and I know many people who do and the dogs are awesome.
PS. there was one story a short while ago with the baby and the pitbull and they found out it was actually the pet FERRET who bit the baby.
Get a clue



Posted by: Anonymous

I think you mean "double entendres".
Who writes this stuff....



Posted by: jessica bowel is stupid

LET THE FACTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES

Merritt Clifton, editor of Animal People, has conducted an unusually detailed study of dog bites from 1982 to the present. (Clifton, Dog attack deaths and maimings, U.S. & Canada, September 1982 to November 13, 2006) The Clifton study show the number of serious canine-inflicted injuries by breed. The author's observations about the breeds and generally how to deal with the dangerous dog problem are enlightening.

According to the Clifton study, pit bulls and their mixes are responsible for 74% of attacks that were included in the study, 68% of the attacks upon children, 82% of the attacks upon adults, 65% of the deaths, and 68% of the maimings. In more than two-thirds of the cases included in the study, the life-threatening or fatal attack was apparently the first known dangerous behavior by the animal in question. Clifton states:

If almost any other dog has a bad moment, someone may get bitten, but will not be maimed for life or killed, and the actuarial risk is accordingly reasonable. If a pit bull terrier has a bad moment, often someone is maimed or killed--and that has now created off-the-chart actuarial risk, for which the dogs as well as their victims are paying the price.

Clifton's opinions are as interesting as his statistics. For example, he says, "Pit bulls are dogs who not only must be handled with special precautions, but also must be regulated with special requirements appropriate to the risk they may pose to the public and other animals, if they are to be kept at all."

nothing in the report mentions german shepards.... and unless you've been tracking dog bites and attacks since 1982 and have written a book on it, well.. you get the point!



Posted by: Anonymous

she has a mussel on him so it won't bite people?



Posted by: Anonymous

She has a nice body but her face is...meh

GO x17!

Take Pigez Down!

Pigez=Thief!



Posted by: Anonymous

I think she looks like a man!



Posted by: Anonymous

She-MAN! She's a wannabe celeb. Always trying waaay too hard as far back as I can remember.



Posted by: Anonymous

2:34pm That isn't a full muzzle, it is a special collar that when you pull on it, it pulls the dogs head to the side gently so that you can control even the biggest, most rowdiest of dogs. It is an alternative to a "choke chain" to train a dog to follow your lead.



Posted by: Anonymous

She looks like her dogs.





Posted by: What the Hell?

WHY DID X17ONLINE TAKE THIS POST OFF???

We just got notice from a few sources that Britney Spears has been out and about for the past hour going to a few salons getting her hair did.

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We also just got notice that she is heading to another salon to get her extensions straightened. Is Britney finally BACK?

pics coming soon!

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Posted by: Pete

Tina is the name of the dog that didn't get along with Derek Jeter. She's the larger dog. Jeter hate's dogs so I'm shocked he lasted that long with Jessica. Jessica loves dogs and animals.Jeter is not an animal lover but I guess he was just in it for the bedroom business. He's a jerk anyway. Jessica actually saved Tina and is very good to her. Tina is well trained and a good dog. I have met Jessica Biel and she is one of the nicest and most down to earth celebrities you want to meet.



Posted by: Anonymous

Jeter is an asshole. The dog knew it. I wish Tina had ripped him apart!! Bet he tried to intimidate her when Jess wasnt looking. Piece of nothing.



Posted by: Anonymous

If pitbulls are such wonderful, misundertood dogs, why are they illegal in many countries? In Ireland, they've rounded them up and put them down. In Australia, it's illegal to breed from them, so that in 10-15 years time the breed will be extinct. That's being responsible. Not like in the US where they're kept as weapons. That's the only reason she'd own one - to scare off the paps.



Posted by: Al Waysright

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

She's trying hard to hide it, but us guys would LOVE to spend a few minutes working that PERFECT ASS from behind.

Girls: I know you think that's a dirty thought, but I'd bet most of YOU would carpet-munch her if you had the chance.

Just keepin' it real.



Posted by: Anonymous

The people who are leaving comments about banning pit bulls are just ignorant, period.



Posted by: Anonymous

okay except she's a man!



Posted by: Blah

She looks like she's juz been attacked by her own dogs. WTF!!



Posted by: Anonymous

testing this thing



Posted by: Anonymous

Smh at Pitbull haters, they have to be some of the most stupid people....her dogs are adorable.



Posted by: B :)

Dogs Rule!

Ignorant people smell just like the monkey cages at the zoo.



Posted by: B :)

Dogs Rule!

Ignorant people smell just like the monkey cages at the zoo.



Posted by: Anonymous

first of all the thing on the dogs face is a halti collar...its made so the dog cant pull on walks...

second. you are an ignorant a****** you probably hate black people and mexicans as well you dog nazi...

"HEADLINE NEWS "FAMILY PIT BULL MAULS DAUGHTER TO DEATH"... "FAMILY PIT BULL MAULS NEIGHBORS DOG TO DEATH"... "PIT BULL RAISED BY NUNS MAULS INFANT"... Hmmmmm, is is just a coincidence that it is always a PIT BULL, aka BABY KILLER. WAKE UP you pit bull owner idiots! Why do you think PIT BULLS are illegal in some cities and states..THEY ARE KILLERS and you'll learn your lesson when your own PIT BULL turns on you...

Posted by: BAN PIT BULLS NATIONWIDE"



Posted by: Anonymous

Good thing she's training her dogs. Look what they did to her pants!



Posted by: Dog Lover

The only people who support owning a pit bull are the low-life, low-rent, thug-gangsta wannabes who think owning such a dog makes their penis bigger. They enjoy the looks they get walking down the street. Some mistake those looks for admiration, but in reality it's well-justified fear. The wannabes don't care how they get attention, they'll take it in whatever form they can. In their obviously small minds, they're king for the moment. Sad little people. You kind of have to feel sorry for them.

ps Thanks for the statistical report. Proves the point, doesn't it.



Posted by: PitsRLove

To 1:38 poster:
Nazi that you are I'm sure you could give a rat's a$$ that a twenty year study conducted by the CDC shows that bite propensity has NOTHING to do with breed. All dog bites and dog attacks can be traced back to OWNER NEGLECT. Banning one type of dog makes losers who fight them turn to ANOTHER type of dog - who will then become another victim of breed bans. If you think your pomeranian is safe, talk to the mother who lost her 6 week old infant to one.
Blame the DEED not the BREED $hithead.



Posted by: You can call me JUJU....JULIANA-SO

cette abrutit s'habille comme moi mais en moin chic ( c tong son en plastic alors que les miennes c les nouvelles prada hihi, en plus son jean il a de tro grand trou c pas possible)
l eleve ne depasse pas le maitre....

this skank dress like me,still without being chic (her flip flops are complete plastic,mines are the latest prada coz i'm so FASH,moreover her jeans is discusting coz the holes are too big,this is not a correct way to wear it and to copy me,bad outfit on her)
"the pupil does not exceed the master"
bye bye jessica



Posted by: Anonymous

Those clothes are hideously depressing. GEEEEZ find some colors at least.



Posted by: Anonymous

Those clothes are hideously depressing. GEEEEZ find some colors at least.



Posted by: Anonymous

Those clothes are hideously depressing. GEEEEZ find some colors at least.



Posted by: Anonymous

Those clothes are hideously depressing. GEEEEZ find some colors at least.



Posted by: Anonymous

Those clothes are hideously depressing. GEEEEZ find some colors at least.



Posted by: Anonymous

well I'm not a low life gangster but a 24 year old government employee that has two pitbulls that I LOVE!! If you don't own a pit you have never done research on a pit...so SHUT YOUR MOUTH!



Posted by: Anonymous

she needs some new jeans



Posted by: ......

all dogs bite. it's the stupid owners that let it happen in the first place... and for all these pitbulls killing baby reports... who the hell leaves their kid alone with any dog breed? they shouldn't have kids, let alone a dog or any other animal.



Posted by: Anonymous

To 6:35am:
Riiiiight. Jessica Biel is such a "low-life, low-rent, thug-gangsta wannabe". That's totally why she has a pit bull. *rolls eyes* And I suppose other pit bull owners such as FDR, Jessica Alba, Rachel Ray, Helen Keller, Michael J Fox, and Jon Stewart are all "low-life, low-rent, thug-gangsta wannabes", too.







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