We Interrupt StavrosGate To Bring You The Worst Pictures Ever

Our cameramen spotted uber-fox Jessica Biel cosying up to some unidentified jerk in a stupid orange t-shirt. The worst part? Jessica actually looked happy to be in the company of someone so good-looking and charismatic instead of, y'know, me. Man - now I know how Paris Hilton must have felt on Saturday night!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Settle down, sassypants
Or should we say "assypants"?
Sigh. We all knew this day was coming - still, I was hoping she'd settle for another paramour...
> "Don't Take My Picture!" - Mar 25, 2009
> A (Boring) Day In The Life Of Jessica - Mar 18, 2009
> Jessica Looks Stylish... - Feb 25, 2009
> Jessica On Her Own - Feb 13, 2009









