We Interrupt StavrosGate To Bring You The Worst Pictures Ever

Our cameramen spotted uber-fox Jessica Biel cosying up to some unidentified jerk in a stupid orange t-shirt. The worst part? Jessica actually looked happy to be in the company of someone so good-looking and charismatic instead of, y'know, me. Man - now I know how Paris Hilton must have felt on Saturday night!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Settle down, sassypants
Or should we say "assypants"?
Sigh. We all knew this day was coming - still, I was hoping she'd settle for another paramour...
> Jessica Biel Puts On Her Sunday Best - Sep 08, 2010
> While Justin Works, Jessica Plays - Aug 07, 2010
> Jessica Biel Takes It Easy At The Gym - Aug 03, 2010
> Jessica Brings Her A-Game To Berlin - Aug 02, 2010




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