Will Jessica And Eric Beat Nick And Vanessa To The Altar?

Nick is still a 4th class nobody and his wife-to-be is less talented. The only great thing she has done was party and pose provocatively with knives and doped up booze-brain Lindsay Lohan in some fuggy night club photos., so Nick will have to share Vanessa's love with female girlfriends, but that's okay with him, he's cheap, lazy, really not into her or marriage, loyalty and neither has any morals or taste. Go Team Jess!

all 4 are gross


who cares

Jessicis a loser, she let a good man like Nick go now she can't find any man and she is settling with the Dude who will take her to teh bank. Even Tony dumb her now he is marry.

I am so sick of the negative postings that have no validity. It's embarrassing to see the kind of people who are out there and cannot conjure up even a morsel of intelligence in their comments.

x17: What difference does it make who gets married first? Can't come up with anything else to say about this picture you paid too much $$ for?

or maybeeee...they just went for lunch stupid!

BIG COW IN NY

Her line did not NET $750 million. It GROSSED that. According to Forbes, her cut is closer to 30 million. She is not a billionaire. But she is a f arting pig.

Nick turned out to be a moronic sleazy jerk with no backbone or a great lover... she's better off without him.

Who is the doofus she is with? He looks like a moron.

FART GIRL

I bet that dude is not the easiest man to live with. He has a hard face.

She should talk to his exes before taking him on.

He looks like a mental patient.

Bought and paid for, there's something for him to be proud of -- and her, although she's probably fine with it. Pretty sad overall.

2:19 Your crazy posts are all over this we site. They're just RUDE and irrelevant. See, when you post the same thing over and over, we just tend to skip over it. Loser, moron, idiot, nobody. Go away.

2:19 is right. People need to stop supporting this no talent loser with purchases of her cheap knockoffs. There are plenty of cheap knockoffs out there without her stinky name on them that you can buy. And she will balloon up to a size 18 if she ever has kids. It will be hilarious to watch.

i also don't get what idiots out there are buying her clothes????? who wants to be seen in something with her name on it???
her "label" will not last for long...

If the sales NETTED $750 million dollars that means profit.

In other words, the sales must have been around 1billion dollars.

Don't any of you idiots know how to do business math?

y'all bunch of jealous LITTLE kids..You will NEVER make 1 million in a year let alone what she or any other of the "stars" you retards hate so much make...keep sitting in your bedroom in mommies house and posting about how much you hate this person and home much you are so over that person...OMG!!!

Same thing with Paris.

A few haters keep writing the craziest things, yet she keeps doing better and better each year financially.

Their merchandise is cute and good quality, thats why people buy from Paris and Jessica.

2:19 and 8:26. You are soooo obviously the same person commenting on your own post. Lame.

You REALLY have nothing to do with your time, do you?

Even if she farts 100 dollar bills she will always be known as the farter.

This is from Forbes about the cow's take from the line: "... retail sales are really $750 million. The $1 billion mark is estimated retail sales for next year...

Simpson, like any celebrity who licenses his or her name to manufacturing companies, would get a small percentage of wholesale (not retail) revenue on her various lines—contracts usually fluctuate between 3% and 10% for each licensing deal. Let’s use 7%, and that is probably being generous. Wholesale revenue is generally about half of retail sales—so in this case, $375 million.

So Simpson’s real 2010 take home pay for her line would be closer to $26 million.

If you want to get really chintzy and take out taxes, manager and lawyer fees, you’re looking at an estimated $15 million."

June 5th 2:58pm. Your fart comments about JS are getting old and just obnoxious. Grow up and move on already.

Jessica Simpson in Popdirt in 2004, " Jessica laughed. “I’ve got lots of gas. I love burping and farting. I just think it’s funny.”

Jessica Simpson on 'Extra': "... I'm not good on sugar. Or dairy - you'll hear it come out of all
ends!"

Jessica Simpson 2008 quote--
"To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC’s."

Jessica Simpson to a Rascal Flatts audience, "I do pass gas a lot," she said. "I guarantee it smells like roses."

Us Magazine 2010, "A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting... "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,"

on reality tv, Jessica let one rip, telling her husband, “you love my stinky a ss".