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At Least She Looks Happy?
Posted on Sun Jul 27, 2008 02:00 PM PDT


We're glad Jessica Simpson is happy with her beau Tony Romo and all, but really...
...is that any excuse for her to wear such an unflattering dress? Just because you have a man doesn't mean you hafta let yourself go!
Better luck next time, Jess!
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Comments
Love the dress. It looks comfortable especially on a hot day in NYC. Saw these picture on another site days ago when she was in NYC on business.
I think she looks Good! I think she would make an excellent Mother and if her and Tony were to have a baby it would be awesome. I wish her all the Happyness in the world. God Bless.
She looks great! Beats wearing shorts on a hot day In NY.
Ugh her hair is so big because it has to cover her ugly face. I cannot stand her - why is she even famous
I agree she looks great. I would wear that dress. She looks cool.
She always looks great, where she dressed up or down. She looks content.
Hey Jess you look great! Wish you the best in your new business venture. Hope you make lots of money!
I like that dress. It looks really comfortable to work in. I could see myself wearing it. I like the color and the shoes too.
What would make this site "better" is if you all didn't comment when you post your pictures. You are all so jealous of people it's pitiful. I don't really care for her as an actress or a singer, but I certainly don't have anything against her. This site tries to be a junior high clique and you all sounds like idiots in the process. It's summertime and she's cool and collected in a summery colored dress. She looks great! Wish I could pull off a look like that and have my hair down in the heat.
You, and other comparable sites, have brought celebrity watching to a "News of the World" level. I'm waiting for you to show pics of "Batboy Lives!" next. Morons.
The dress makes her look heavy. Or maybe the picture has been stretched horizontally or something.
I agree with you 2:34!
I agree with you 2:34pm except that they have made this the center of stupidity. Where the stupid people trash people they don't know over and over again. Like if their lives depended on it. Why waste your time coming to see a dress or person you don't like. I usually by pass those sites.
Wow! she looks cool even on a hot day in mid Manhattan. Wish I could look like that.
Hey 2:17 if her and Tony were to have a baby it would be a little ugly midget covered in moles. Not to mention any celeb with the tabloid status of Simpson should never have children! How selfish of them, poor kids.
The people that work for X17 need a taste ajustment. I like the dress and if I owned it I would wear it especially on a hot day.
When Brit wears unflattering stuff you say she is hot....
hm... who lost a sense of fashion here?
Hey 2:50 I say more power to them! Have all the babies you want. It a free country! Especially if you can afford them!
2:50 PM what's it to you! It aint coming out of your body!
Hey 2:53 or Jessica, get a life we all know its you posting on this site. Any children you have will be a complete mess, as if you like your life being trapped hiding in your room all the time... god your dumb.
X17online, I bet we walk into your office and find a bunch of idiots with no taste. Dirty and grimmy
The dress and shoes are pretty awful..sorry I have to be truthful. But hey, if she's happy..more power to her.
The dress and shoes are pretty awful..sorry I have to be truthful. But hey, if she's happy..more power to her.
Hey 3:01 or Vannessa get a life yourself. I am a fan! You are an idiot! Who probably has little taste yourself, none the less trying to tell the rest of the world how to live their lives.
Love the dress and shoes! More power to her. Go Jess these idiot can't stop you! They are just dumb a$$es that can't find anyone else to harass!
You know that why they made colors. The color of a rainbow makes it easy to pick yours. Love the dress she looks really cool in it. Can't say the same for some of my co-workers.
Hey man, what you talking about my co-workers look like crap! She is one good looking babe! Wouldn't mind being... Tony.
Hey man! What you talking about, my co-workers look like crap. She looks Hot in that dress. Wouldn't mind... being Tony.
The women in X17 look like crap, and the men look like shit! She looks great!
Rabbit Teeth & No Neck. Jessica is all tits, nothing else.
She looks f'n great!! Still very, very HOT!!!! She would look hot in anything, really, really, really HOT in nothing at all. Oh, great pair too!
Tony is a lucky man wish I were him! HOT! HOT! HOT!
3:27 you are either GAY or a b_tch that wished she looked half as good.
She looks like a Dallas suburbanite i.e. big bleached blond hair, tacky dress and shoes. Jessica wants to marry Romo and settle down again.
She looks like a Dallas suburbanite i.e. big bleached blond hair, tacky dress and shoes. Jessica wants to marry Romo and settle down again.
Must be something you like because here you are looking. Tits and ass that what matters. Neck who cares.
Gorgeous! gorgeous! What can I say the girl has it! And some of you don't!
She is beautiful, you have to be dead or gay not to notice!
I saw her in NYC the other day, OMG! could not believe the girl is absolutely gorgeous! Could not believe she was that pretty. These places always make her sound different. She is very sweet and smiled the whole time. SHE LOOKS GREAT! VERY SEXY!
Yeah so shes kind of pretty, wow! big friggin whoop walk down the streets of Venice and girls everywhere you look put her to shame. The guys posting these shes so hot comments are probably in Wyoming sitting on there computer jacking it to her, Yuk!
it's a very classy and sexy dress, that fits her very well!
unflattering dress??? she looks like a million bucks!!! unflattering is every picture of that beached whale, white trash, no talent skank we have to look at every day here. Jessica is awesome.
The dress is UGLy, the color, the make, all of it. And look at those wrinkles in it!! It is not tight at all in the belly area, I think she is pregnant. THe shoes are hideous and not long enough for her toes. X17 got it right.
Jessica, Jessica, you are simply the best,
You would look really fab even in a string vest,
Whatever you wear it always spells class,
And usually shows off your beautiful ass.
Your eyes they sparkle just like finely honed rubies,
They're just a little way up above your big boobies.
The haters are awful, with their cheap dreadful mocking,
Saying things about you that are really quite shocking.
But you'll have the last laugh, 'cos you're a big star,
And I will keep loving you from afar.
U call her dress unflattering??? She looks a million time better than the rubbish britney can be wearing . She going out and she is wearing a dresss better than any of spears clothes she wear everyday. leave jess alone.She always look stylish.
Jeeez pink bikini, you are 1 sick psycho. That is the gayist shit I have ever read in my life. If a guy wrote that to me I would puke in his face. What are you 10 years old? lmao
Nice dress, great figure, no gaudy jewelry and no cell phone. Good for her.
Nice body not too skinny. I hate skinny. She looks great. I'd go out with her if she dump Tony.
She's done.
She looks like a million bucks. This girl has a lot of money. She is beautiful and looks great even with a paper bag on. Which I'd glady help her take off. I'd heard somewhere that she worth over 349 million and still making more. That means the guy with her would never have to work . Lucky guy! Pick me!
3:27 I don't know what your talking about but that girls' got a long neck. She looks great. She's brought sexy back to the office.
5:13 PM, You must have x-ray vision because you can see her toes through a close-toe shoes. Which is probably why you can't see the color of her dress. The dress is beautiful and confortable. X17 got it wrong. Go in their office and see how many nice dresses you see there. Hideous people with hideous clothes is all you'll see.
Nice dress for a hot summer day. Love that slit in the front of the dress, looks really cool. She looks great! You go Jess! Love the color and the shoes.
Why do Russians suck????
She looks gorgeous as always....and she looks comfortable also!!! Go On Jessica With UR Bad Self!!!
this pro comments, a couple of the semi-negative comments are contrived - no doubt. it is her hick clan who are writing them. her popularity rating is at a low percentage - think of another dude from texas that runs congress. she is a person who hated being considered country, now she is just grabbing for straws. her creepy dad and poser sister, with the help of the little elf husband, are just trying to make her feel better - she is probably dumb enough to believe it. if she had a tour now, it would be state fairs, no sellouts - she is a sellout tramp. romo should bail quick.
She is so average looking, stupid facial expressions, plain idiotic. A slug looks better and has a higher IQ. She should try to hook up with Bam Magera and Knoxville again. Nasty ho.
Funny 9:23 - she hooked up with both of those dirty guys - WHEN SHE WAS MARRIED.
Your just mad because she's not falling out of the dress...
man she looks good! as always i may add. this site has the nerve to talk about Shitneys smokin body and calls Jess unflattering??? give me an f#$%ing break! Jess is beautiful.
The one credit I will give this no talent is the Dukes video. The rest - fake, media/dad driven, pay offs to web sites, and a continued box in both movies or music.
Jessica lives in a special(ED) kind of world. She does not have a clue.
Jessica lives in a special(ED) kind of world. She does not have a clue.
You're right, that dress is totally not flattering. The shoes are pretty ugly, too. But she is very beautiful.
I think she looks confortable and business like, and actually very attractive with that outfit...I remember one that she looked very sexy, but you called it trashy... so what's your problem... no matter what she does, good or bad, what she wears, good or bad, you will forever criticize her... be fair for once!
fck this whore she looks stupid all dressed up
Wow! She looks great. LOL
She is on hard working woman. Looks like Nick got rid off the wrong one. He should kick Venovernessas to the curb. Now that hooker does nothing but leach.
She can take the dress off but, she can't get rid of her horrible mouth!! She looks like a god damn gopher!!!
Vanessa is way better looking than that mess on 6 inch stilts.
happy bunny face!
she is such a loser. papa, her poser sister, and elf wentz must be writing all of the good comments, cause there isn't good about this ho. she cheated numerous times, has no talent, and is an idiot. go away and take your hick family with you.
Wow, anyone with eyes can see she looks terrible here, even fans can see that. Which definitely means all these positive posts are from Papa Joe's payroll. Probably all the same person.
Sorry,Jess. You are a hanger-on and you need to disappear and just need to be yourself. You are not the fashion icon you once were. I hate to be cruel. Maybe plan a baby shower for Ashlee . . .
By the way, I am a Dallas suburbanite and fyi, we look nothing like that. Speaking for myself, we are secure with our lifestyles and don't really appreciate how Jessica chooses to portray Texan women. We are more focused on fitness and family!! Thank you very much!!