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JSIMPSON041807_17.jpgJSIMPSON041807_01.jpgJessica Simpson jessicatwolooks.jpgJessica rocked two different trends in two nights with two dramatically different results! Night one, in skinny jeans that elongated her legs in a cleavage baring top that showed off her real and spectacular breasts (with a little help from a push-up bra), she looked amazing in an outfit that made the most of her assets! Last night, however, she attempted the fashion-forward high-waisted pants, but paired them with a turtleneck and a barely-there bra that gave her a banana-boob effect! I'm not even gonna ask you which look you like better, cuz in the black, she's lookin' hot, in the other, she's lookin' more like an oompa-loompa (to quote my co-worker).

Props to Jess for being one of the first to attempt this difficult look. A for effort, D for execution!



JSIMPSON041807_21.jpgJessica Simpson, you are no Jackie Burkhart

JSIMPSON041807_14.jpgCute LV bag, though

JSIMPSON041807_04.jpgEven though she doesn't always make the best fashion choices, her sparkling personality always shines through!

SEE MORE:
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jess Drowning Her Sorrows? - Apr 20, 2009
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jessica Happy Without Tony? - Apr 19, 2009
  >   Jess' Girl Talk: "Tony's Being Mean To Me!" - Apr 12, 2009
  >   What's Tony Running From? - Feb 28, 2009
  >   Jessica Doesn't "Look Fat" - Feb 17, 2009

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Posted by: Anonymous

She's looking like a hot mess in both. ewww



Posted by: Allie

i really do not like those pants on her, but whatever rocks her boat



Posted by: Jessica

Jessica Simpson is NASTY!!!. Thank God Nick is no longer with this whore.



Posted by: justin

shes starting to look like trash! i sense a new old britney coming!!!!



Posted by: :) v

sorry jess this time i have to say you look fat! girl get on a diet! urgently! we like better daisy dukes hot body!



Posted by: Jessica

Jessica Simpson is NASTY!!!. Thank God Nick is no longet with this whore.



Posted by: MizRo

Did any of you hear about the blind item that was Jessica Simpson?

Remember when Jessica was sick in Rom with John? He went out by himself to take pictures that day? Apparently the night before in Rome she 'shit' the bed. No joke, it was that bad they had to get a new matress!! EWWUYK! She probably has diapers under that! LMAO



Posted by: tempany

that is literally THE MOST UNFLATTERING outfit i have ever seen in my entire life



Posted by: someone

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! JESSICA
YOU ARE LOOKING SOOO BAD IN THOSE PIX
.YOUR MAKEUP IS UGLYYYYYYYY AS HELL.
GO BACK BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.



Posted by: someone

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! JESSICA
YOU ARE LOOKING SOOO BAD IN THOSE PIX
.YOUR MAKEUP IS UGLYYYYYYYY AS HELL.
GO BACK BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.



Posted by: someone

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! JESSICA
YOU ARE LOOKING SOOO BAD IN THOSE PIX
.YOUR MAKEUP IS UGLYYYYYYYY AS HELL.
GO BACK BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.



Posted by: someone

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! JESSICA
YOU ARE LOOKING SOOO BAD IN THOSE PIX
.YOUR MAKEUP IS UGLYYYYYYYY AS HELL.
GO BACK BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.



Posted by: someone

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! JESSICA
YOU ARE LOOKING SOOO BAD IN THOSE PIX
.YOUR MAKEUP IS UGLYYYYYYYY AS HELL.
GO BACK BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.



Posted by: Anonymous

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I hate this high waist pants trend. Whoever invented this should eat shit and die.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.



Posted by: Anonymous

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I hate this high waist pants trend. Whoever invented this should eat shit and die.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.



Posted by: Anonymous

CAMEL-TOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

WTF? Come on Jessica! WHy? That WAS a hot mess. EWW! I think I threw up. I love her and all but geez



Posted by: Anonymous

she is sooooo nasty looking. she needs to drop off the radar asap. she is replaceable. shes a carbon copy of paris hilton. she has noooooo talent, and shes annoyinggggggggggggg. if she wasnt dating JM no one would be following her. and hes just dating her to bring attention to the fact that he is on tour & wants ppl to buy tickets. she must be sooo horrible in bed too. hahahahahaha



Posted by: Anonymous

Could she be anymore orange?



Posted by: Anonymous

whats goin on? a while back jess never failed to look anythung but gorgeous, nowdays she loks rough!!!! i have never seen her dress in such bad taste, she also looks very unhappy compared to her old self.



Posted by: Anonymous

Chestica is one nasty dumb bitch....She bugs the shit out of me.
I'm so glad Nick is no longer with her anymore. Now she can go back to sucking her dad's d!@& in the morning and John's at night. Must be a though job.



Posted by: Anonymous

whats goin on? a while back jess never failed to look anythung but gorgeous, nowdays she loks rough!!!! i have never seen her dress in such bad taste, she also looks very unhappy compared to her old self.



Posted by: Anonymous

whats goin on? a while back jess never failed to look anythung but gorgeous, nowdays she loks rough!!!! i have never seen her dress in such bad taste, she also looks very unhappy compared to her old self.



Posted by: Anonymous

whats goin on? a while back jess never failed to look anythung but gorgeous, nowdays she loks rough!!!! i have never seen her dress in such bad taste, she also looks very unhappy compared to her old self.



Posted by: Anonymous

Could she be anymore orange?



Posted by: Anonymous

hey britney you look horrible with whose pants duh........



Posted by: Anonymous

hey britney you look horrible with whose pants duh........



Posted by: Susie 2808

While analysing her different outfits lately, I am wondering if Nick wasn't the one to pick her clothes, she was very hot at that time ;)

Also, being brunette is not fitting her at all!



Posted by: Susie 2808

While analysing her different outfits lately, I am wondering if Nick wasn't the one to pick her clothes, she was very hot at that time ;)

Also, being brunette is not fitting her at all!



Posted by: Angelina collects orphans


GAWD ~ This skank is FUGLY !!

Please me her & ASSlee's 15 mins. are up !!

Even with plastic surgery these two talentless whores could break a camera !!



Posted by: Anonymous

Your spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend can have a lot to do with how you dress.

Nick Lachey sure had good influence on his women. Jessica looked great with him, now Vanessa Minnillo is looking better each day. Jessica just dresses terrible these days with John Mayer



Posted by: Anonymous

Your spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend can have a lot to do with how you dress.

Nick Lachey sure had good influence on his women. Jessica looked great with him, now Vanessa Minnillo is looking better each day. Jessica just dresses terrible these days with John Mayer



Posted by: Anonymous

ugly



Posted by: granny

camel toes and tube titties. yum-o



Posted by: Anonymous

What the fuck? First of all, lay off the fake n bake, and 2nd.. Does she really think that outfit is becoming on her? Wow!



Posted by: Sophie California

Holy shit! Her and her equally as hideous younger sister must skink of fake tan all year round!
What the fuck was she wearing? Jessica used to be so hot when she was blonde and in "The Dukes of Hazzard", now she looks like she's over-done the bronzed-babe look. I wish someone would give these Simpsons some advice about their hair and warn Ken Paves not to give them the witch-like extensions anymore!



Posted by: lee

Jess looks Damn Sexy Hot no matter what. she's beautiful and doesn't need our "so called" fashion advice! GO AWAY HATERS



Posted by: lee

Jess looks Damn Sexy Hot no matter what. she's beautiful and doesn't need our "so called" fashion advice! GO AWAY HATERS



Posted by: jls

This girl is a mess, her legs are short and she's getting chunkier by day! besides she's a dumbshit. I doubt she has much of a career from here on out.



Posted by: lee

Jess looks Damn Sexy Hot no matter what. she's beautiful and doesn't need our "so called" fashion advice! GO AWAY HATERS



Posted by: Ko

ewww - she's SO nasty..I mean pure nastiness. No wonder John's leavin her ass



Posted by: M

ewwwwww - she pooped the bed in Rome..how groooossssssssss! She's so fat, too. Nasty. Stop tanning you freak



Posted by: Anonymous

Look at that last picture of her..hahahah she looks like a fat mentally challanged tan person!



Posted by: lee

Jess looks Damn Sexy Hot no matter what. she's beautiful and doesn't need our "so called" fashion advice! GO AWAY HATERS



Posted by: Trey

With all the pics that the photographers take of her you are going to find a few that are weird looking. Leave her alone she is a good looking woman.



Posted by: Al Waysright

FLASH!!!! BULLETIN!!!! FLASH!!!!

JESSICA SIMPSON AUDITIONING FOR "BOSSIE THE COW" FILM ROLE.

Jessica Simpson put on her Great Grandmother's "Granny" pants and gained about 50 extra SLOPPY pounds in her continuing effort to land the role of "Bossie the Cow" in an upcoming film adaptation.

More detials after your local news at 11.

Now back to Deal or No Deal.



Posted by: Just ugly

OMG those hard ass hands kinda looking tranny, I know why John like Jessica now. Why wear a push up bra then hang your breast out so the world can see that-that explain why some like her in that outfit-she sure know how to play her little games, it really makes her look very desperate. Those clothes look very ugly.
That wig shit on her head is played out.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lee, dear, it isn't "hating". It's called having 20/20 eyesight.



Posted by: Anonymous

loose the fake tanner, lady. ya look like Peter Sellers in the movie The Party where they put all that dark makeup on him to play a character from India!!!



Posted by: Not a fan

Fat?? She doesen't have a pound too much..I am so happy there are some celebrities with a healthy looking body. And for her tan.. Okey, what do you think she would look like without the fake tan? Ghostly white..besides Lindsay Lohan is far more over the top loking all dirty in her face. How come it is such a bad thing every time someone changes their looks and image once in a while. If you don't like her clothes, blame the fashion industry;) BUT when I have said that, I still feel she has tons of natural beauty even without makeup..Show us pics of your girlfriends or yourselves if you're a girl and lets compare beauty. And let me hear your voice- If you can sing better than her you'll get credit, if not- You can shut your bread-hole...



Posted by: Anonymous

way too tan she looks freaky she'd look better light skinned again



Posted by: Anonymous

way too tan she looks freaky she'd look better light skinned again



Posted by: Anonymous

She is looking aged....it's like she is 24 (or whatever she is) going on a Texas 40. Maybe she should try to get herself a role on Desperate Housewives as one of their skanky cast...they would eat her up!!



Posted by: Princess

Wow! Jessica



Posted by: Princess

Wow! Jessica



Posted by: Princess

Wow! Jessica



Posted by: Anonymous

I'm shocked. :O



Posted by: Princess

She's so pretty! you rock jessica!



Posted by: COndor Kid

I think Jessica looks drunk!



Posted by: Anonymous

what a pathetic piece of shit



Posted by: tyra

she rocks



Posted by: Rimjobber

I love Jessica...what a sweetheart. I would like to "get all up in her crevices."



Posted by: Natalia

Jess is wonderful!She looks great. Look at yourself ! She is a star. And what are you??



Posted by: Natalia

Jess is wonderful!She looks great. Look at yourself ! She is a star. And what are you??



Posted by: Anonymous

Sorry excuss for a female!



Posted by: Kimberly

WOW please don't talk so hateful towards her! Your right those pants are bad...but can you seriously say your as hot as Jessica Simpson!



Posted by: Kimberly

WOW please don't talk so hateful towards her! Your right those pants are bad...but can you seriously say your as hot as Jessica Simpson!



Posted by: Anonymous

Yes I can, but the topic is Jessica Simpson at the moment, now back to the topic.
Jessica Simpson looks like nasty shit, I wonder why she is walking like that is she handicap.



Posted by: Don Imus

I'd personally like to lick Jessica's farthole.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's on her way to becoming Pamela Anderson. The difference between them, though is that Pamela at least has class. Jessica is a walking STD. She should just end it now, nobody would mourn her, she's like vapor anyway.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's just so nasty looking now. She will never be the girl next door type ever again. She looks like a whore that's been violated 50 times a day. I would trade all the innocent victims of VA Tech for her life in a heartbeart.



Posted by: wicca_08

What's with the pants pulled up so high?



Posted by: Anonymous

Check yourself girl, you got a camel toe...







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