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Cameltoe Alert!
Posted on Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:15 AM PDT
Jessica rocked two different trends in two nights with two dramatically different results! Night one, in skinny jeans that elongated her legs in a cleavage baring top that showed off her real and spectacular breasts (with a little help from a push-up bra), she looked amazing in an outfit that made the most of her assets! Last night, however, she attempted the fashion-forward high-waisted pants, but paired them with a turtleneck and a barely-there bra that gave her a banana-boob effect! I'm not even gonna ask you which look you like better, cuz in the black, she's lookin' hot, in the other, she's lookin' more like an oompa-loompa (to quote my co-worker).
Props to Jess for being one of the first to attempt this difficult look. A for effort, D for execution!
Jessica Simpson, you are no Jackie Burkhart
Cute LV bag, though
Even though she doesn't always make the best fashion choices, her sparkling personality always shines through!
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Comments
She's looking like a hot mess in both. ewww
i really do not like those pants on her, but whatever rocks her boat
Jessica Simpson is NASTY!!!. Thank God Nick is no longer with this whore.
shes starting to look like trash! i sense a new old britney coming!!!!
sorry jess this time i have to say you look fat! girl get on a diet! urgently! we like better daisy dukes hot body!
Jessica Simpson is NASTY!!!. Thank God Nick is no longet with this whore.
Did any of you hear about the blind item that was Jessica Simpson?
Remember when Jessica was sick in Rom with John? He went out by himself to take pictures that day? Apparently the night before in Rome she 'shit' the bed. No joke, it was that bad they had to get a new matress!! EWWUYK! She probably has diapers under that! LMAO
that is literally THE MOST UNFLATTERING outfit i have ever seen in my entire life
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! JESSICA
YOU ARE LOOKING SOOO BAD IN THOSE PIX
.YOUR MAKEUP IS UGLYYYYYYYY AS HELL.
GO BACK BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! JESSICA
YOU ARE LOOKING SOOO BAD IN THOSE PIX
.YOUR MAKEUP IS UGLYYYYYYYY AS HELL.
GO BACK BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! JESSICA
YOU ARE LOOKING SOOO BAD IN THOSE PIX
.YOUR MAKEUP IS UGLYYYYYYYY AS HELL.
GO BACK BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! JESSICA
YOU ARE LOOKING SOOO BAD IN THOSE PIX
.YOUR MAKEUP IS UGLYYYYYYYY AS HELL.
GO BACK BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! JESSICA
YOU ARE LOOKING SOOO BAD IN THOSE PIX
.YOUR MAKEUP IS UGLYYYYYYYY AS HELL.
GO BACK BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I hate this high waist pants trend. Whoever invented this should eat shit and die.
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I hate this high waist pants trend. Whoever invented this should eat shit and die.
SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.
SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.
SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.
SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.
SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.
SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.
SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.
SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.
SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.
SHE IS HOT!!however, those pans and that top are horrible.
CAMEL-TOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she is sooooo nasty looking. she needs to drop off the radar asap. she is replaceable. shes a carbon copy of paris hilton. she has noooooo talent, and shes annoyinggggggggggggg. if she wasnt dating JM no one would be following her. and hes just dating her to bring attention to the fact that he is on tour & wants ppl to buy tickets. she must be sooo horrible in bed too. hahahahahaha
WTF? Come on Jessica! WHy? That WAS a hot mess. EWW! I think I threw up. I love her and all but geez
Could she be anymore orange?
whats goin on? a while back jess never failed to look anythung but gorgeous, nowdays she loks rough!!!! i have never seen her dress in such bad taste, she also looks very unhappy compared to her old self.
whats goin on? a while back jess never failed to look anythung but gorgeous, nowdays she loks rough!!!! i have never seen her dress in such bad taste, she also looks very unhappy compared to her old self.
whats goin on? a while back jess never failed to look anythung but gorgeous, nowdays she loks rough!!!! i have never seen her dress in such bad taste, she also looks very unhappy compared to her old self.
Chestica is one nasty dumb bitch....She bugs the shit out of me.
I'm so glad Nick is no longer with her anymore. Now she can go back to sucking her dad's d!@& in the morning and John's at night. Must be a though job.
whats goin on? a while back jess never failed to look anythung but gorgeous, nowdays she loks rough!!!! i have never seen her dress in such bad taste, she also looks very unhappy compared to her old self.
Could she be anymore orange?
hey britney you look horrible with whose pants duh........
hey britney you look horrible with whose pants duh........
While analysing her different outfits lately, I am wondering if Nick wasn't the one to pick her clothes, she was very hot at that time ;)
Also, being brunette is not fitting her at all!
While analysing her different outfits lately, I am wondering if Nick wasn't the one to pick her clothes, she was very hot at that time ;)
Also, being brunette is not fitting her at all!
Your spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend can have a lot to do with how you dress.
Nick Lachey sure had good influence on his women. Jessica looked great with him, now Vanessa Minnillo is looking better each day. Jessica just dresses terrible these days with John Mayer
GAWD ~ This skank is FUGLY !!
Please me her & ASSlee's 15 mins. are up !!
Even with plastic surgery these two talentless whores could break a camera !!
Your spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend can have a lot to do with how you dress.
Nick Lachey sure had good influence on his women. Jessica looked great with him, now Vanessa Minnillo is looking better each day. Jessica just dresses terrible these days with John Mayer
ugly
camel toes and tube titties. yum-o
What the fuck? First of all, lay off the fake n bake, and 2nd.. Does she really think that outfit is becoming on her? Wow!
Holy shit! Her and her equally as hideous younger sister must skink of fake tan all year round!
What the fuck was she wearing? Jessica used to be so hot when she was blonde and in "The Dukes of Hazzard", now she looks like she's over-done the bronzed-babe look. I wish someone would give these Simpsons some advice about their hair and warn Ken Paves not to give them the witch-like extensions anymore!
Jess looks Damn Sexy Hot no matter what. she's beautiful and doesn't need our "so called" fashion advice! GO AWAY HATERS
Jess looks Damn Sexy Hot no matter what. she's beautiful and doesn't need our "so called" fashion advice! GO AWAY HATERS
This girl is a mess, her legs are short and she's getting chunkier by day! besides she's a dumbshit. I doubt she has much of a career from here on out.
Jess looks Damn Sexy Hot no matter what. she's beautiful and doesn't need our "so called" fashion advice! GO AWAY HATERS
ewww - she's SO nasty..I mean pure nastiness. No wonder John's leavin her ass
ewwwwww - she pooped the bed in Rome..how groooossssssssss! She's so fat, too. Nasty. Stop tanning you freak
Look at that last picture of her..hahahah she looks like a fat mentally challanged tan person!
Jess looks Damn Sexy Hot no matter what. she's beautiful and doesn't need our "so called" fashion advice! GO AWAY HATERS
With all the pics that the photographers take of her you are going to find a few that are weird looking. Leave her alone she is a good looking woman.
FLASH!!!! BULLETIN!!!! FLASH!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON AUDITIONING FOR "BOSSIE THE COW" FILM ROLE.
Jessica Simpson put on her Great Grandmother's "Granny" pants and gained about 50 extra SLOPPY pounds in her continuing effort to land the role of "Bossie the Cow" in an upcoming film adaptation.
More detials after your local news at 11.
Now back to Deal or No Deal.
OMG those hard ass hands kinda looking tranny, I know why John like Jessica now. Why wear a push up bra then hang your breast out so the world can see that-that explain why some like her in that outfit-she sure know how to play her little games, it really makes her look very desperate. Those clothes look very ugly.
That wig shit on her head is played out.
Lee, dear, it isn't "hating". It's called having 20/20 eyesight.
loose the fake tanner, lady. ya look like Peter Sellers in the movie The Party where they put all that dark makeup on him to play a character from India!!!
Fat?? She doesen't have a pound too much..I am so happy there are some celebrities with a healthy looking body. And for her tan.. Okey, what do you think she would look like without the fake tan? Ghostly white..besides Lindsay Lohan is far more over the top loking all dirty in her face. How come it is such a bad thing every time someone changes their looks and image once in a while. If you don't like her clothes, blame the fashion industry;) BUT when I have said that, I still feel she has tons of natural beauty even without makeup..Show us pics of your girlfriends or yourselves if you're a girl and lets compare beauty. And let me hear your voice- If you can sing better than her you'll get credit, if not- You can shut your bread-hole...
way too tan she looks freaky she'd look better light skinned again
way too tan she looks freaky she'd look better light skinned again
She is looking aged....it's like she is 24 (or whatever she is) going on a Texas 40. Maybe she should try to get herself a role on Desperate Housewives as one of their skanky cast...they would eat her up!!
Wow! Jessica
Wow! Jessica
Wow! Jessica
I'm shocked. :O
She's so pretty! you rock jessica!
I think Jessica looks drunk!
what a pathetic piece of shit
she rocks
I love Jessica...what a sweetheart. I would like to "get all up in her crevices."
Jess is wonderful!She looks great. Look at yourself ! She is a star. And what are you??
Jess is wonderful!She looks great. Look at yourself ! She is a star. And what are you??
Sorry excuss for a female!
WOW please don't talk so hateful towards her! Your right those pants are bad...but can you seriously say your as hot as Jessica Simpson!
WOW please don't talk so hateful towards her! Your right those pants are bad...but can you seriously say your as hot as Jessica Simpson!
Yes I can, but the topic is Jessica Simpson at the moment, now back to the topic.
Jessica Simpson looks like nasty shit, I wonder why she is walking like that is she handicap.
I'd personally like to lick Jessica's farthole.
She's on her way to becoming Pamela Anderson. The difference between them, though is that Pamela at least has class. Jessica is a walking STD. She should just end it now, nobody would mourn her, she's like vapor anyway.
She's just so nasty looking now. She will never be the girl next door type ever again. She looks like a whore that's been violated 50 times a day. I would trade all the innocent victims of VA Tech for her life in a heartbeart.
What's with the pants pulled up so high?
Check yourself girl, you got a camel toe...