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Posted on Mon Jun 4, 2007 08:16 AM PDT


It's okay, Jess - you're still kinda pretty sometimes! It's not like you needed a nose job to look hot, right? And who cares about John Mayer, anyway? It's not like his music is good... well, except for his first album. That one rocked.
Anyway, feel better!
Oh and hey, maybe wash your hair and spring for a clean shirt? Otherwise, you look awesome!
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Comments
bah she has a million HOT guys that she can pick from...wah poor me!
http://www.innerdrama.com
she misses nick!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON BICH
JESSICA SIMPSON PUTA
she is such an ugly little troll slut. how about gettin some talent? or maybe a REAL career instead of chasing after musians who want nothing to do with her.
CelebFic with Wild Hollywood sex!!!
http://www.puzzlekiller.com
Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others!
poor me? lonely me. What a bitch? she is just fake
X17 yall are so biased. Jessica looks better on her worst day than Britney looks on her best at least these days.
She is stupid for leaving Nick though.. she'll never find a guy thats gonna put up with her array of crap like Nick did. He really loved her.
She can't sing or act. She needs to go back to Texas and stay there.
Oh my God, I agree. Jessica looks WAY better than Britney looks yet you praise her. What gives? I don't really like Jessica, but she's just dressed casual. She looks fine.
Naturally pretty = HollyHo's don't like that! The more plastic the better?!
she is so much prettier au naturel...dont get me wrong, I am no fan of hers.
I think that she would still be married to Nick if it hadn't been for all the press intrusions and that dumb TV show.
In fact, I think she will always love Nick Lachey, but she will marry someone else in the future when she's about 30. No rush now, though. John was totally wrong for her.
She has short stumpy legs.
She looks great, what are you talking about. She's very pretty.
She left her husband while he was struggling for success. She was an unsupportive wife .. but HAHA now she's just a lonely air head! and Nick is better off
i don't really pay attention to jessica simpson. i can't name one song and i think she was in the dukes of hazzard which i would never watch so i'm not a fan of hers but why is she considered so unattractive? she's not my type but i hardly think she's ugly. if she was a non-celeb walking down the street, most guys would look.
ah duh.... the wrinkle over her top lip? She had a major nose job, just before she got famous, unlike Ashley, who became famous for her last name in spite of the schnoz. Jessica didn't have a big sister to break in first, she had to get hers before she could be famous.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR JESSICA'S COMEBACK. EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP HATING ON HER BECAUSE NICK WAS JUST AS FAKE AS HER. HE'S SHALLOW AND DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HER, IT SEEMS LIKE HE WAS JUST TRYING TO PLAY THE VICTIM MEANWHILE HE OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T LOVE HER OTHERWISE HE WOULDN'T HAVE MOVED ON SO FAST. IT'S ALL ABOUT LOOKING GOOD IN THE PUBLIC'S EYE AND NICK OBVIOUSLY CAME OUT ON TOP OF THIS PUBLICITY BATTLE.
Hi Jessica,
You're livin in your own Private Idaho. Idaho.
You're out of control, the rivers that roll,
you fell into the water and down to Idaho.
Get out of that state,
get out of that state you're in.
You better beware.
You're living in your own Private Idaho.
You're living in your own Private Idaho.
PS: Guys she can't see the path, because of the flash. Try to be considerate please.
Maybe John left her for the same reason that she left Nick? (stalling careers)
WHATS WRONG WITH X17???
SHE LOOKS HOOOT
Glad to see she is starting to thin out again. She looked good a little bigger, but bad choose of outfits...I guess. Good for you girl.
This thing ( Jessica Simpson ) is just NOT attractive , talented or intelligent .
Plastic surgery can not make a person credible sorry pastor ( Pimp ) Joe Simpson .
SHE ADORABLE
I like her...Shes cool! Hello? Shes the best 4 not doin anything with her nose! You shut up haters;)
I like her...Shes cool! Hello? Shes the best 4 not doin anything with her nose! You shut up haters;)
9:52 put me in the mood for a little mesopotamia
Still hotter than Niggers
I think she looks really good, thats the way to dress these days....DIRTY.
She looks much prettier when she is natural and casual. And I like her hair better blonde. You look great, Jess!
Anyone else get creeped out by PaPa Simpson? Something is not right there.
Comeback? what Comeback? Jessica WILL NOT have a comeback. Her career is OVER!!!! I used to be a huge Jessica fan, but I am one no longer. She never was really well known until Newlyweds. Newlyweds was really the ONLY think that launched her career.
Her CDs have NOT sold well:
Sweet Kisses: 3 Million
Irresistible: 800,00 to date
In This Skin: 4 Million in U.S.
( In This Skin had to be re-released in the U.S. because it only sold 64,000 copies the first week).
Rejoyce The Christmas Album: 3 Million
A Public Affair: 400,00
Brit and Christina have outsold Jessica by FAR.
Her Movies Tank, Her Dessert Line was Discontinued. There will be NO comeback for Jessica.
Jessica is absolutely a natural beauty!!! She's sweet and nice too...i wish u and John Mayer the best..u two make a great couple!
Are you kidding? She looks great without the usual 5 pounds of makeup on. This is a good look for her. She looks younger too.
You have to have an established career in order to make a COMEBACK. Her claim to fame will be her reality show and her ability to end of in "In Touch Weekly".
Jessica is gorgeousss! X17, what are you talking aboutt??? She can be walking in a paperbag and still look good. You people only wish you could.
Jessica is gorgeousss! X17, what are you talking aboutt??? She can be walking in a paperbag and still look good. You people only wish you could.
Jessica is very pretty without clown makeup. She's so lost tho. Trying to establish herself through a man will never happen. She needs to take some time off to establish her own identify. She's not a singer, she's not an actress. Identity crisis.
ok soo obviously everyone saying jess looks gross..wishes they could be as good looking as her!!!
She and her sister are equally annoying. Both have just enough talent to fill a thimble and need men who are decidely more talented to pull them along and keep them in the spotlight. So very sad.
oh i think jess is beautiful!!! She is sooo cute, sweet....and funny..goofy..entertaining!! I wish that her and nick could get back together!!! Vanessa is cool and all..but nick and jess were meant to be..rite ya'll?? I wish they'd talk..and if they still have those feelings then get back together..we'll ok..she's still hot~~!!
I wonder if she and John are still together and this "breakup" is part of some publicity stunt.
HEY JESSICA - IT'S CALLED A TAILOR, AND THEY WORK ON HEMS. LOOK INTO ONE, SO WE CAN SEE YOUR CLUNKY, OVERPRICED, UGLY & BORING WOODEN HIGH-HEELED SHOES.
JESSICA IS HOT AND YOU HATER AND ALL GO FUCK YOURSELFS SHE IS JUST LIVING HER LIFE IT TIME FOR THE HATER TO GET ONE YOU SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT ABOUT ME I DONT CARE I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HER SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH . AND JESS FUNS I LOVE YA ALL
WTF is up with all the Haters, Jessica is hotness and sweetness all rolled up in one slammin' body
My guess She and John are still together and this is more $hitty publicity stunts, These two are a f**ked up couple with serious mental issues and money fears that make them act very stupid. He put his tour and career before her she is stupid and desperate to stay with him. I think they were together before her split from Nick. I hope karma bits them in the ass.
honestly, i think she looks hotT! i love her style! its cute, and i love that shes going back blonde. be nice x17online.. no blonde can go from dark brunette to platinum blonde in one step unless you like your hair to turn orange? its gonna take her sometime to get back to her BLONDE HOT SELFF ONCE AGAINNN!
you haters are so stupid.
if you think she is so ugly, why do you take the time to comment on her pics?
no lives?
you only wish you were as pretty as she is.
x17...jessica needs to wash her hair?
why don't you post on britneys pics that she needs to buy some weave instead of picking up weave off the ground in the ghetto and having somebody sew it in for her.
you haters are so stupid.
if you think she is so ugly, why do you take the time to comment on her pics?
no lives?
you only wish you were as pretty as she is.
x17...jessica needs to wash her hair?
why don't you post on britneys pics that she needs to buy some weave instead of picking up weave off the ground in the ghetto and having somebody sew it in for her.
Jess and fans, I wouldn't worry about Britney's hair if I were you, at least she got rid of the man that dogged her out. Stupid Jess you sit in a relationship with a man that lets the world know in slick way, he has you for sex only, then hide you and will not be seen openly in public with you????? gf you got way more problems. Brit had the strenght to get rid of the loser and let the world know she dumped him. Look at you mopping around like some dumb a$$ waiting for Mayer to call you to come spread your legs. My dear you have low self esteem. You think you need a man to validate you. Thats why the public is laughing at you. Learn that much from Britney she held her head up high and dump K-fed you don't have an ounce of Brit strenght, I'm not a Brit fan, but I'm gaining more respect for her than you Jessica. Britney is working on her come back instead of mooning over a man, not working.
You need to make some serious changes or this will be your next flop and your fans don't deserve that from you.
I find it really weird that everyone is saying Jess looks crap here. Im not a die-hard fan but her hair looks perfectly clean to me and her outfit is cute. Id rather see her dressed like this than is some stupid shit like Paris Hilton. And what the hell, she just broke up with her boyfriend she is allowed to be mopey. I dont understand why people pay out celebrities so much either. Im a huge Britney fan and although I know the shaving head thing was a bit out there, its quite obvious shes over that and is moving forward. Stop bitching about her hair and her ass, because she looks fine!
It's nice to see her look like a normal person for once and not have loads of makeup on and that weird trying to be sexy facial expression. i'd hate to be jessica's sister-ashlee had nothing on her before or after the nose job. she's beautiful. and john mayer has a giant head, so no loss there.
Personaly I think they are still together Jess don't understand and will never understand you are wasting your breath Sis. When girls grow how some are taught to live through men and they know nothing else. She will jump when Mayer call her that why she will not burn her John Mayer bridge. Dummy will run to him soon as he call.
Just imagine: with that hot body all naked and gorgeous face without makeup, plus she's a "nice girl" too, not the typical wild hollywood kid...maybe THAT makes John Mayer crazy for her!
Jessica looks so pretty here!!!!!
She is no better, the brainless wonder just have not been caught yet so do not rejoice.
I think John Mayer is as dumb as Jessica everything he says is so rehearsed he could really be a stupid man.
She looks really good there.
Some people make me laugh....The stunt was them being together NOT breaking up.They helped each other stay in the headlines,especially that loser Mayer.
No talent piece of ass is all that she was to Mayer, don't you gals know that guys get bored and tired of fucking the same old gal, we need something newer and better all the time. Plus you all get so clingy and emotional sooner than later and that my friend is when we know it is time to kick your used ass to the curb and move on to the next fresh young whore
jessica has way more talent that many of the vocalists out there! fuck u all!
Look how effortlessly pretty she is. Go Jess!!!!
Britney is trailer trash....with sausage toes.
At least she shows some good rock 'n' roll taste for a change (John Lennon instead of Mayer).
Some peoples just need to give this girl a break!!! I mean shit!! She cant tell her left from her right, shes a good person, fake or not... let her off the hook!! Stop being jealous bitches... well the ones who bitchin about her. Fuck you trollz!! MUAH!!