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Have Jess and John Become Boring?

JSIMPSON032607_01.jpgJessica Simpson JSIMPSON032607_02.jpgThey haven't been together that long, but it seems like Jessica and John may have already surpassed the "honeymoon" phase and are now settling in to the "boring old couple" phase. I guess the question is: are they headed for the "boring old married couple" phase? The couple were uncharacteristically solemn when they stopped by Pace in Laurel Canyon for dinner last night.



Jess and John might be cooling down, but it looks like Nick and Vanessa might be heating up!

SEE MORE:
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jess Drowning Her Sorrows? - Apr 20, 2009
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jessica Happy Without Tony? - Apr 19, 2009
  >   Jess' Girl Talk: "Tony's Being Mean To Me!" - Apr 12, 2009
  >   What's Tony Running From? - Feb 28, 2009
  >   Jessica Doesn't "Look Fat" - Feb 17, 2009

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Posted by: masterbate

well what does he seriously have to talk about with her? and what does she see in him physically? Nick has a hot body.. You know this guy's is mushy! Gross!



Posted by: does it matter

When have they not been boring?



Posted by: Ang

I probably wouldn't be smiling either if I had a bunch of flashing cameras in my face.



Posted by: Anonymous

I think he's damaging her carreer.She has to wake up and dump the fug.



Posted by: Dragonwolf

Becoming?!? She ALWAYS has been boring, tiresome, and annoying. Her nasally baby voice grates on the nerves. Her idiocy is charmless. She has very little talent has her record sales and ticket sales can attest!



Posted by: Great Couple

If they are so boring why do you guys keep following them around. They are one sexy couple.



Posted by: John is the man

She looks so happy with John.



Posted by: A-Anonymous

OMG They have always been boring.
That's right John... look at the ground and don't touch your girlfriend. What a weird couple.



Posted by: Who's boring.

So they are boring? Ok, what about Nick and Ness out shopping for "birthday presents" that sounds like a lot of fun. At least John and Jess go out places to have fun.



Posted by: Anonymous

We're probably just not catching all of her farts and belchs and we haven't heard a single description of her bowel movements in months.



Posted by: jkjh

thats one BORING couple in hollywood. We can stay without their faces



Posted by: Boy Bands Rock

John is so talented and sexy, glad she dropped that loser boy band fag.



Posted by: john (LOSER)

to 'boy bands rock' get sum freakin specticles. she dropped her career when she dropped that boy band fag!- she was way better before!!



Posted by: john (LOSER)

to 'boy bands rock' get sum freakin specticles. she dropped her career when she dropped that boy band fag!- she was way better before!!



Posted by: Anonymous

i agree with "does it matter"...when weren't they boring? and just how is john mayer ruining Chestica's career? she doesn't really have one!



Posted by: Anonymous

Glad you guys decided to hang around this boring couple. Thanks for the great pics of them.



Posted by: Anonymous

When were they ever NOT boring? She did Nick a favor by getting a divorce.



Posted by: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Fugs and Jugs are soooo gross.. GO AWAY!!



Posted by: what happened, lindsay?

what boring turds, bring back lindsay and britney!!



Posted by: THEMOMMA

BECOME BORING ????????? THEY ARE CHRONIC BORING....... AND THAT REDICULOUS PUBLICITY SHOT OF HER " GIVING" A CAR-VAN THAT SHE HAD WON PREVIOUSLY TO A POOR FAMILY WAS THE LOWEST YET FOR ANY "STAR" WITH MEGA BUCKS TO DO



Posted by: Anonymous

To "Boy Bands Rock". That is so funny. I have always thought that Nick was kind of girlish.



Posted by: carly

'boy bands rock' is not funny!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Nick why don't you give something away to charity, O yeah, he does not have anything to give away, jessica had all the talent.



Posted by: IOIUPP

WHEN WILL MEDIA STOP COMPARING NICK AND JESS. THEIR ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT RELATIONS. WHAT MATTER ARE THEY HAPPY OR JUST WHORING THEMSELVE IN THE MEDIA FOR ATTENSION. TALENTED, UGLY, BORING, FAME, MONEY,FORTUNE ETC WHAT MATTERS IS LOVE



Posted by: Anonymous

even her new pizza hut commercial was'nt as good as the first one.It's looks like fugs does drugs and influences her to far left.Thats how he's damaging her carreer.



Posted by: Anonymous

he never touches her. he seems very self involved.



Posted by: saddo's

YOUR ALL VERY VERY SAAAAAAAAAAAD



Posted by: jess whore

jessica had all the talent???? which talent???? pimping her marriage out for fame and giving FREE stuff to charity?????? bring britney and lindsey they are entertainer and some talent



Posted by: Anonymous

Love this couple!!!!



Posted by: LAURA

I want some nick an vanessa's videos!! Why is it always Fugs and Jugs??



Posted by: Anonymous

EW....THEY ARE BOTH REPULSIVE. SHE'S GAINED ABOUT 15 POUNDS AND THAT HAIR...YIKES! AWFUL! HE'S A WALKING CORPSE..THIS COUPLE IS NASSSSSTYYYYY



Posted by: Anonymous

Jessica is beautiful!!! John Mayer is talented, but ugly. This couple to me just doesn't make sense???



Posted by: s

he seems to always do his best not to make contact with her... maybe i'm overanalyzing...but its just weird to me... she was constantly hanging off Nick or holding his hand... people like that dont change.



Posted by: Anonymous

What? They didn't perform for you on the way to their car? What would you have them be doing? Cartwheels? LMAO.



Posted by: emerald china

They are not boring. The paps are just shoving them down our throats.
But I don't mind cos I think they are cute together.



Posted by: emerald china

They are not boring. The paps are just shoving them down our throats.
But I don't mind cos I think they are cute together.



Posted by: Anonymous

They're boring because they're FAKE.Nothing there;not like Nick and vanessa!



Posted by: John Mayer SCARES ME!

Why does he look like Edward Scissorhands? I'd like to mail him some bronzer!



Posted by: Anonymous

They make a really cute couple



Posted by: Khanndy

These two were boring before they met each other!



Posted by: Khanndy

These two were boring before they met each other!



Posted by: Khanndy

These two were boring before they met each other!



Posted by: Khanndy

These two were boring before they met each other!



Posted by: Khanndy

These two were boring before they met each other!



Posted by: Khanndy

These two were boring before they met each other!



Posted by: ski

Umm that is so boring... why did I watch it and why did u tape it???



Posted by: smiley

Watching a couple walk into a restuarant is not really suppose to be the most thrilling thing ever.

They look like a regular couple trying to do normal things with Photogs getting in their way.I like them.



Posted by: Anonymous

No Nick and Vanessa cause he isn't connected to Pappa Joe anymore.

Something I noticed watching this is Jess really appears to be trying to find the camera's annoying, however you can see she is not being very successful at hiding that fact she loves the attention she is getting from this. John on the other hand appears to be getting very tired of them



Posted by: Special

ohh please! john mayer is very i don't know. look at the hair. can just jessica tell his man to at least consult and go to the salon and let someone fix his messy and curly burly whatsoever hair! gosh!

john's hair makes them boring!



Posted by: STEFF

JESSICA HAS A CAREER SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT PEOPLE. ALSO JESS AND JOHN LOOK LIKE A FINE COUPLE. DO YOU GUYS NEED GLASSES



Posted by: Anonymous

I am soooo annoyed at how Jess is acting lately that guess what- I am GLAD she is with John...she deserves to have to deal with him:)



Posted by: STEFF

OH SO SORRY YOUR ANNOYED. JESS ACTS FINE GET OVER YOUR SELF.



Posted by: STEFF

OH SO SORRY YOUR ANNOYED. JESS ACTS FINE,GET OVER YOURSELF.



Posted by: Shiloh is a priviledged blob=Angelina


He is a John Mayer rip off !

She is a talentless hack who looks like a rabbit with snake eyes !

Both of them desperately need a bath !!



Posted by: STEFF

JESS LOOKS FINE NOT LIKE A RABBIT. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY NEED A BATH. GET REAL.



Posted by: STEFF

JESS LOOKS FINE NOT LIKE A RABBIT. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY NEED A BATH. GET REAL.



Posted by: CAM

John is probably bored with watching Jess get fatter and fatter....she is FUGLY! So much for all the hard work she did for Dukes of Hazard. Have another twinkie Jess!!!!



Posted by: CAM

John is probably bored with watching Jess get fatter and fatter....she is FUGLY! So much for all the hard work she did for Dukes of Hazard. Have another twinkie Jess!!!!



Posted by: Mary

They look pathetic, all I can think is this dumb ass has no talent, floats in Hollywood hustling on her back side, DROPPING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. Has this thing finished anything in her life?
Mayer's career is all hype and I'll be so glad when his career fizz out and I hope no one show up at his concerts.
Mayer is begining to look really stupid, like he's lost and don't know where to go he's such a dumb ass.
I agree they do look dirty and nasty, diffently boring hags.
I think they both do heavy drugs.
To think this is the publicity Mayer wanted-for people to hound him like Jessica.
X-17 keep up the great work, you are awesome. These low life pubicity Whores love it



Posted by: omg, roger lost

why do you follow such bores? bring on the britney video, at least she is interesting, if wacky.



Posted by: Anonymous

There should be a lawsuit against Jess for FRAUD.She sold her fans something that turned out to be totally opposite



Posted by: Slobforyou

When were they NOT boring.? She is your USA bimbo Kylie Minogue--- wtf does he see in her.? Still he looks like Donovan back in 1962.. think it is his shovel shaped jawline!!!!!! Are they really a couple or is it all paid for by her dad PR.?



Posted by: Shayla

I think they are CON-ARTIST!
They will lie and cheat they are so fake and phoney. So full of themself-I hate them both.



Posted by: paris is "the whore"

i dont like this guy at all, he just ruins her image, she shud get back with Nick



Posted by: julie

have they ever been entertaining



Posted by: Anonymous

The both love the spotlight and attention. They try to pretend that they are annoyed but there a ways to stay below the radar in LA...it can be done. Problem is the majority don't find them particularly interesting or even attractive as a couple.



Posted by: STEFF

OH PLEASE SPARE US ALL YOUR STUPID COMMENTS. YOU GUYS ARE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE YOUR NOT IN THE SPOTLIGHT. GET OVER YOUR SELVES.JESS ROCKS.



Posted by: STEFF

OH PLEASE SPARE US ALL YOUR STUPID COMMENTS. YOU GUYS ARE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE YOUR NOT IN THE SPOTLIGHT. GET OVER YOUR SELVES.JESS ROCKS.



Posted by: Anonymous

I am sure they are getting ready to hit the road again on the next leg of his tour. Too bad she didn't have time to stay in Mexico and work with the children she "gifted" the van to. Too bad she didn't fill it with books and new clothing. Photo opportunities and playing music at a benefit do not make a person generous. Spending time working with charitable or political causes does. It also keeps you busy trying to make changes in the world and not wait on them.



Posted by: tyra

hahahaha give me a break!!!

just because they are keeping their relationship private they are boring? THAT is stupid..



Posted by: Anonymous

they're unattractive and boring...i'm snoring.



Posted by: steff

jess is far from boring. sorry your snoring anonymous.maybe you need to read a good bedtime story.



Posted by: Sha

Jessica is a nasty piece of work.
No one wants that piece of shit one their back. Mayer is as dumb fuck as she is.



Posted by: steff

nice words sha you sound not to smart. there not dumb your being dumb for writing such trash. get over your self.



Posted by: steff

nice words sha you sound not to smart. there not dumb your being dumb for writing such trash. get over your self.



Posted by: Anonymous

why don't the stay in once in while so we don't have to be inundated with their fugliness...



Posted by: steff

WHAT STARS STAY IN ALOT. HELL I GO OUT ALOT AND IM NO CELEB.



Posted by: talitha

wow,i almost fell into a sleep there.







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