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If We Wore This, We'd Be On The Verge Of Tears Too
Posted on Mon Jan 26, 2009 08:50 AM PDT
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Jessica Simpson performed at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines, Florida over the weekend, and yes, this is what she wore.
Judging by the look on her face, it's pretty safe to assume that Jess knows she effed up. While we want to feel sympathy for the washed up singer, we weren't the ones who forced her to rock a double leopard belt and unflattering high waisted carpenter jeans. This is 100% her fault.
Sorry Jess, but maybe you should take lessons from Britney Spears on proper stage attire. Yes, Brit Brit could teach you a thing (or ten).
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Comments
did someone say camel toe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok, we've seen the high waisted jeans try to make a comeback with a few of the stars. I would like to say that even the hot stars don't look very good in them. They aren't flattering on many body types, even the skinny ones.
Lets just leave this style back in the 70's and move on.
wow!! is she the hot cougar on ___Agelessmate. c o m___ who has won so many hearts there?!! she's just one of them, I love hot cougars and sexy milfs!!lol
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romano need to do a bit more "working out" together; maybe she'll shed a few pounds!
she looks so unhappy in this picture! her redneck signs are showing big time!!
"The Queen B could teach Jessica Simpson something about dressing appropriately"; what planet do you live on?? Shitney is noted for wearing ill-fitting and tasteless garments...
why?
I don't know if it's her dad booking these craptastic gigs or what, but she's better than the pembroke pines chili cook off! Then again, I guess it's a car payment for papa joe.
Are these new clothes or were they dug out of some 70's costume rack. If she's going authentic late 70's craptacular, camel toe and all, she's rocking it. Ha!Ha!
OMG!!! What a has-been! Is this what desperation looks like?
eeeeewwwwwww!!! she should hide in tony's pants and just stay there - i mean - FFFOOORRRREEEEVVVEERRRRR!!!!
She looks like a fat ass!
She didn't mess up. The crowd loved her and she was very happy.
I feel sorry for her, she let money get to her head, and ruin her marriage, and now look....she gained some weight, and looks so unhappy....money doesn't bring happiness does it Jess?
She's fat...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME. BRITNEY IS A WASHED UP SINGER WHO WEARS CLOTHING FAR WORSE THAN JESSICA. THIS WEBSITE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO BUT SAY NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT JESS.YOU WILL ALWAYS STAY UP IN SHITNEY ASS. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO BEST. ONE MORE THING OUT OF 44 PICTURES OF HER AT THIS COOKOFF YOU HAD TO PICK THIS ONE WHERE SHE MAKES A FACE. TYPICAL FOR A WASH-UP GOSSIP BLOG THAT LOVES SHITNEY THE WASHED UP SINGER.
hahahaah is all i have to say !! she look like a mess hahaahah
hahahaah is all i have to say !! she look like a mess hahaahah
HOT! I think she looks awsome like this. I Love my women with a bit of meat on their bones. Skinny, 'skick' women suck!
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She's lovely & voluptuous now. I'd hit that all night long!
She is now overweight and frumpy looking, maybe OK for the average person but she is a professional entertainer and should keep herself up better. IMO her career has been over for many years.
holy SHIT! When did she got so big??!!
Girl, you need to exercise and add some fraxel too!
Dang woman. You are going on stage, work it out a little. Don't you care what you look like? Hire someone to tell you what to wear. That is just awful. Your 10 fans are getting worried
She is probably a size 4 and you guys say she's fat. She has found love out of the spot light. She's just a normal girl not trying to pinch it all up into a pair of spanx. Leave her alone idiots.
the angle of the camera is making her look fat....
SHE LOOKS OLD AND AWFUL...
High wasted jeans and thick belt to cover midriff bulge. probably a girdle too to flatten the tummy. Bad at ANY angle.
looks like she had a nose job too.
hashahha
So she's happy! She put on a few pounds! WHO CARES! It's sad that people judge others because of their weight. NO REAL woman in her right mind wants to be like Shitney. What a waste of 100 lbs. Oh and by the way, real men like girls with meat on their bones that are willing to get their hands dirty.