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Is Her Stylist On Vacation?
Posted on Sun Aug 26, 2007 02:30 PM PDT
So great to have you back in L.A., Jessica! Um, can we have a word? I know it's hard being a Simpson, especially with Ashlee working on yet another album and being in a highly publicized relationship with a singer. (No, not Mayer!) And even though you're single, be single and loving it! The bod still looks great, right? You can pull off some sexy outfits. Therefore, I have to ask... why did you forget to change out of your gym clothes before going to Les Deux this Friday? Put on a skirt, a bra and, you know, a nice top!
Okay, that's all. Love ya!
Pretty crammed in there...
Very wrestler-ish, wouldn't you say? You can do better, Jess!
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Comments
First!!! WoooHooo! Her face looks a little tight doesn't it???
why does she look like shes about to beat someone up?
she looks like a MAN
her outfit looks WAY better than anything britney wears..
um, i don't like her, but she's gorgeous. sorry she can't be a trainwreck like britney.
She looks great au natural....
Are you kidding? This is the prettiest she's looked in ages. No shellac all over her face and her tits aren't pushed up to her chin. Keep it going!
Still Hot!!!! BRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
X17, do your research. That's her stylist in the passenger seat!
She looks great!
she looks better natural, although not as georgous as everyone makes her out to be
WHY CANT SHE JUST STOP TRYING SO HARD TO BE BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER CELEB?? SHE IS SOOOO MUCH UGLIER AND STUPIDER AT LIKE LIFE THAN ALL OF THEM PUT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!
What she looks HOT! I wish I could toss my hair in a pony tail, throw on a white tank and jeans and look as pretty as she does.
What she looks HOT! I wish I could toss my hair in a pony tail, throw on a white tank and jeans and look as pretty as she does.
You have nerve, she looks great. Britney dresses like common gutter trash and you give her raves.
much much much better than Britney! come on!!!!
She's just had her face done, it's pretty obvious she wants to flaunt it around.. She's flawless, maybe it's time YOU get a styilist or at least some good taste lessons..
She looks great! Very athletic, fit and toned looking. Maybe she didn't feel like getting dressed up. Maybe she was hoping for a more RELAXED night! It's not hard to read the JEALOUSY on this board. Jessica is smokin hot!
She looks great! Very athletic, fit and toned looking. Maybe she didn't feel like getting dressed up. Maybe she was hoping for a more RELAXED night! It's not hard to read the JEALOUSY on this board. Jessica is smokin hot!
She looks great! Very athletic, fit and toned looking. Maybe she didn't feel like getting dressed up. Maybe she was hoping for a more RELAXED night! It's not hard to read the JEALOUSY on this board. Jessica is smokin hot!
I think she looks great.She looks natural. And maybe she just wants to be comfortable.........
She's starting to get a Jessica Biel/Football player's body... She looked better when she had the natural feminine curves...
she looks better now than she did b4 when she had brown hair!!! but shes gorgeous, she doesnt even have to try. she looks stunning when shes all dolled up.
she looks better now than she did b4 when she had brown hair!!! but shes gorgeous, she doesnt even have to try. she looks stunning when shes all dolled up.
Ugh everytime u guys try to be funny ~ you just end up sounding like a bitter, aging, ugly bitch, she looks very good w/out makeup on if you're so gorgeous, then let us see a pic of you. And please quit trying to be funny, u fail, miserably. And you're not in the least bit original you steal your little sayings from dlisted.com,
Ugh everytime u guys try to be funny ~ you just end up sounding like a bitter, aging, ugly bitch, she looks very good w/out makeup on if you're so gorgeous, then let us see a pic of you. And please quit trying to be funny, u fail, miserably. And you're not in the least bit original you steal your little sayings from dlisted.com,
Maybe shes pregnant too? its the craze right?
Yes, after all you're not Britney Spears who can do no wrong according to X17
She looks so much better than she normally does in her game show girl outfits and all the make-up. Her face looks great and she looks healthy and clean, not slimey and dirty like the rest of the trash. Ditto to the comment about dlisted, Michael is funny, you are NOT.
She said she dyes her hair blonde, she is a natural brunette.
What is she doing with her purse? Is she covering a stain from a drink or dinner? Looks weird.
I'm slowly and slowly getting more disgusted with you all here at x17
1) You're not Perez Hilton so please stop trying to be him. Perez is mean and hateful but at least he's an original and an icon... you are neither. That little comment about dear Jessica blah blah blah was a blatant rip off of Perez seriously stop with the commentary and just show us the pictures.
2) it's so obvious you're either A. Getting paid by Britney and her camp or B. just have your heads up her ass. I'm tired of you trashing people who look perfectly fine when you defend Britney no matter what she wears. Jessica looks FINE in these pics there is nothing wrong with a tank top and jeans it's simple and classic.
Please change the way you run this website. and the comments you make If you don't I'm sure I'm not the only viewer you'll be losing soon. There ARE other paparazzi websites out there *coughTMZcough*
jessica looks amazing. classy and casual, natural looking beauty. she's looking better than ever.
The fact remains that she's absolutely beautiful in a wife beater with minimal make-up.
She looks nice without make-up actually. I see nothing wrong with her clothes either, they look a lot nicer than some of the things Britney wears out.
Like 99% of the comments, i agree that Jessica looks AMAZING, and SO Classy!!! Whoever does this site must only like the Wal-Mart Brittany cheap ass, deadbeat mother look. Jessica is the epitome of a gorgeous blond, who doesn't need to wear make-up, looks great in a crisp white tee and jeans, with her pulled back, like royalty...this look is called "not trying too hard"...get a CLUE y'all!!!
My thought exactly! Who wears something like that out to dinner? Plus, look at her neck, she's holding her breath. She always does that. And most of the people in her van are on her payroll. She's just desparate for attention.
I love her outfit!!!
look at that purse!!!!!!!!!!!! adorable
Jess is looking hot ;)
One extreme to the other - either looks like a tranny or wears no makeup at all.
She looks sad, defeated.
JS needs to find out who she is, not who daddy says she is, and then rock it. Ditch the fake and the desperate acts.
PUHLEEZ, X17!!!! JESS LOOKS ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN' GORGEOUS!!! AND AU NATURAL TO BOOT. TRY NAMING ONE OTHER STARLET WHO CAN PULL THAT OFF.
She looks great! No stylist needed!
3:53
STFU If you don't like it here leave you piece of shit!
She always looks so contrived like she and her posse spent hours on her makeup to make it look like she isn't wearing makeup. Ditto the outfit, even when it appears that she's dressing down it always looks like she's trying too hard. Every single person in that car, is on her payroll is some respect. It's actually quite sad when you think about it.
Sha must really like those pants. Everytime I see her she is wearing them.
Jessica looks fine. It's nice to see someone wear something other than glitz and glamour stuff.
JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT AS FUCK
damn....Jessica you are fineee!!!!!!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT AS FUCK
damn....Jessica you are fineee!!!!!!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT AS FUCK
damn....Jessica you are fineee!!!!!!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT AS FUCK
damn....Jessica you are fineee!!!!!!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT AS FUCK
damn....Jessica you are fineee!!!!!!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT AS FUCK
damn....Jessica you are fineee!!!!!!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT AS FUCK
damn....Jessica you are fineee!!!!!!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT AS FUCK
damn....Jessica you are fineee!!!!!!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT AS FUCK
damn....Jessica you are fineee!!!!!!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON IS HOT AS FUCK
damn....Jessica you are fineee!!!!!!!!!
She looks fabulous. Understated and natural.
She looks fabulous. Understated and natural.
4:22 - What an intelligent rebuttal to 3:53! ::sarcasm::
I agree with 3:53; this site is losing credibility and is fast becoming a joke. Take a look at Britney's hair in the first pic...and you then degrade Jessica in the next?? Please.
TMZ and Splash news are fast becoming the better sites, and nothing beats Crabbie's Hollwood for hilarious commentary!
you are crazy! She looks beautiful and natural
She looks great, almost too great like she's had work done. Maybe thats just the lighting??
She looks great, almost too great like she's had work done. Maybe thats just the lighting??
She wraps her movie, and now it's back to making sure she's seen again. Yuck!
She's definately sporting an Adam's apple.
Are you kidding? Her outfit looks fine. There is nothing wrong with a plain tank top with jeans - and her shoes and bag match nicely. You guys are idiots.
Her face also looks really nice and natural.
Are you kidding? Her outfit looks fine. There is nothing wrong with a plain tank top with jeans - and her shoes and bag match nicely. You guys are idiots.
Her face also looks really nice and natural.
OMG! she has the shortest most disproportionate arms ever!
Memo to Jessica Simpson's Staff:
All the "we love Jessica" comments that you're posting here and on other blogs will NOT make your employer a movie star.Tell her to go back to Texas for good!
Wow! Jessica is a beautiful woman, even with little makeup, jeans, a tank top, and blue cowboy boots. She has a wholesome quality that is refreshing - no drugs, no drama.
I think she looks great...natural
Her face looks different, like I cant put my finger on it. She looks buffer and more manly . But I too am a fan and I too think she is beautiful but something has been changed.
Her face looks different, like I cant put my finger on it. She looks buffer and more manly . But I too am a fan and I too think she is beautiful but something has been changed.
She is neither ugly nor pretty. She is average. She is a reality TV has been. She really is irrelevant and who cares.
Her face looks different, like I cant put my finger on it. She looks buffer and more manly . But I too am a fan and I too think she is beautiful but something has been changed.
what brand of jeans are those?
It is SO GAY to think that anyone who looks like her can be improved by some fancypants stylist whose idea of how women should look is to dress them like transvestite hookers and plaster their skin with overpriced paint. This girl needs nothing to look good, and good on her to have the self esteem to know it. Most men prefer women natural. Women don't dress to impress gay men.
Wow. The natural look is great on you, Jessica.
What are you talking about? She looks AMAZING!!! Simple tank and jeans, topped off with the perfect shoes and bag. Just a tad more mascara, but her body is slammin!
She looks perfect. You kiss Britneys ass who let her body go, cant wear a bra or underwear and cakes on pounds of cheap trashy makeup...Yet you cant give credit to someone who's looking naturally beautiful and low key??? Who are you people at x17? I feel like youre the skeevey little men who hit on any trashy walking STD ad in bars.
DUMBASS HAS INJECTED HER FACE WITH BOTOX AND RESTALYNE, THAT WHY IT'S SO TIGHT AND REMEMBER DUMBASS WANTS YOUR MONEY SO SHE CAN HIRE A TRAINER AND A PLASTIC SURGEON. DUMBASS HAS NO TALENT WHAT SO EVER THAT'S WHY MASTER JOHN DUMPED HER, CAN'T EVEN KEEP A MAN!
X17 you are tw*ts.
So that's why she's not making any of her trademark goofy faces - it's frozen with botox? And that's why she can't put on any makeup at all? Are her jeans a size too small and she's covering up some overlap? Why not just wear clothes that fit?
She looks great !!! now if she only had a brain...but rock that body sweetie !!!!
She looks best this way.
She is definitely a less is more kinda girl
I'm glad she's embracing that
4:22- firstly you can note that you don't have to address me by my time because I posted my name, It's Brittany.
My opinions are my opinions and I PROMISE you I'm not the only one who feels this way.
Britney looks better than that. Jessica isn't even as big as she used to be...ever since her show ended.
Britney looks better than that. Jessica isn't even as big as she used to be...ever since her show ended.
she looks gorgeous & not bibboish. she wears natural really well, bod is smokin!!
She dresses WAY BETTER than Britney. It sounds ludicrous when you compliment Britney when she always looks horrendous, and then you turn around and criticize Jessica for dressing casually.
Although both have them have similar crappy voices.
In response to "fineee," you realize the "e" is silent.
To pronounce what you typed… do you have to take a deep breath after the “n ?"
She can't smile because her face is frozen with botox. Sad sad girl with no self esteem.
Go home to Daddy Jess, he loves ya.
How bad is Blonde Ambition that it couldn't be released now? There's no competition and still no movie.
They all look BAD when someone else doesn't dress them for the day, like they are toddlers that need mommy and daddies help in the morning.
I think she looks fabulous and relaxed- good for her! Actually, I love her jeans. Does anyone know what brand they are??????
britney makes jessica look like royalty. the jeans she's wearing are j. timberlakes 'william rast'.
THAT'S what it is - BOTOX! She has that lobotomized non-expression like nobody is home upstairs. What's a young girl like that getting BOTOX for? And she's always trying to hide her big fat belly that's the size of an M&M. Poor girl is very insecure.
prolly but her plastic surg. isnt!
I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL OF YOU LITTLE BRIT-BRIT FANS IN HERE ARE DISSING JESS...WHEN SHE IS OBVIOUSLY BETTER LOOKING THAN BRITANY AND YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD HER DOG DAISY GETTING A BROKEN LEG AND HAVING THE SPCA COMING TO HER HOUSE HAVE YOU GET REAL....EVERYONE WHO APPROVES OF BRITANY IS PROBABLY 12 OR LIVES IN A TRAILER AND SHOPS AT WAL MART...AND THE REASON SHE LOOKS SO BUFF IS B/C SHE IS DOING A MOVIE ABOUT THE ARMY..I HOPE WHEN BRITANY DOES THE VMA'S SHE GETS BOO'D OFF STAGE AND CRIES LIKE A LITTLE BEYATCH THAT SHE IS..HA HA HA HA HA
I think she is a natural blonde, but it's a dishwater blonde and she dyes it lighter.
SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL
AND YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS
Is that a dude?
She looks 100% better than Britney any day.
She looks very fresh-faced and pretty. A huge improvement over all of the heavy makeup she usually wears.
she looks like a man
she looks great very natural. i am glad she is a good role model to young teens. love you jess
she gonna beat all those payroll friends, jsut wait cannt you those muscle. She looks like a dude
she does look fantastic here without all of the glam crap, but she is mannish-looking with those jessica biel-like shoulders.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with how Jessica is dressed. X17 is so full of shit, you praise "hillbilly heaven", Shitney Spears on her clothing attire, when in truth, she looks horrible, has horrible hair, and her clothes are horrendous.
Do not pick on someone that doesn't deserve to picked on!! X17 SUCKS!!!!! I will no longer be visiting this biased website.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with how Jessica is dressed. X17 is so full of shit, you praise "hillbilly heaven", Shitney Spears on her clothing attire, when in truth, she looks horrible, has horrible hair, and her clothes are horrendous.
Do not pick on someone that doesn't deserve to picked on!! X17 SUCKS!!!!! I will no longer be visiting this biased website.
Jess, is a HOT piece a of A$$. Brit Brit is a PIG!!
Jess, is a HOT piece of A$$. Brit Brit is a PIG!!
She looks like a man....that's what happens after you date John Mayer....
wanna see some hot Jessica vids?
http://www.focking.eu
I think this is a great look, she looks likea normal healthy college girl from Texas. There is nothing wring with that, except in Hollywood.
I think this is a great look, she looks like a normal healthy college girl from Texas. There is nothing wring with that, except in Hollywood.
she looks fantastic.
too bad she's as dumb as a brick.
she may not look great but it is AMAZING you can ask where her stylist is given the way britney spears dresses on a daily basis - give me a break
Wow she looks great. In shape and she has a nice pouch!
Wow she looks great. In shape and she has a nice pouch!
Damn!!! Ur hard to please MJ!! Jessica has NEVER looked this good, ever! Look again: No fake orange tan, no scraggly dogs ass extenstions,no puffed out trout-pout and her titties arent all hanging out. John should take a second look...
I actually think she looks far better in these pictures than I've seen her in a long time. I would have never said this before, but she's gorgeous -- when she's letting her natural beauty shine and not covering it all up with some Barbie doll look.
she looks great. you guys need to stop with the trying-too-hard-to-be-funny comments. just post pics. no one needs to read what you think. we all know you're all dumb as bricks anyway.
You people are sick...5 stories below this one you have a picture of Britney Spears wearing a vest that looks like it was made out of a shag carpet and those ugly brown boots she thinks go with everything, and you think Jessica Simpson needs to see a stylist? Give your heads a shake X17!
You people are sick...5 stories below this one you have a picture of Britney Spears wearing a vest that looks like it was made out of a shag carpet and those ugly brown boots she thinks go with everything, and you think Jessica Simpson needs to see a stylist? Give your heads a shake X17!
You're crazy! She looks incredible!
She is gorgeous, you need help though.
You're crazy! She looks incredible!
She is gorgeous, you need help though.
She looks like a guy. A masculine guy.
Why in the world would you be talking down on what she's wearing when Britney Spears is running around looking like something picked up off the street outside a trailer park?? She looks 100x better than Britney Spears, but someone X17 has nothing but good things to say about her? Wow. Wow.
Why in the world would you be talking down on what she's wearing when Britney Spears is running around looking like something picked up off the street outside a trailer park?? She looks 100x better than Britney Spears, but someone X17 has nothing but good things to say about her? Wow. Wow.
i agree with most of you...she looks so much better being casual, wearing little makeup cos she's a natural beauty. Her body is muscular becos she has jus finished filming an Army movie. I hope her body goes back to normal soon!
She is beautiful naturally. At least she doesn't look like she just rolled out of bed with two days worth of makeup on her face and not having bathed.
She is beautiful naturally. At least she doesn't look like she just rolled out of bed with two days worth of makeup on her face and not having bathed. Why do you constantly defend Britney knowing she looks terrible and it a complete trainwreck? She has all of the opportunity in the world yet she chooses to live the way she does. Perception is everything especially when your livelihood depends on people buying your product.
She looks tranny like. Not a good look at all.
I think she looks beautiful, and your comments for her to put on a pretty skirt are ridiculous.
She looks great. She is about one of a handful of celebs that actually look good without makeup. Stop lickin Shitney's ass. She wishes she looked this good.
She looks great. She is about one of a handful of celebs that actually look good without makeup. Stop lickin Shitney's ass. She wishes she looked this good.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN, AND LOOKS LIKE SHE TOOK HER IMPLANTS OUT, HER BOOBS ARE GONE!
she's much more pretty without make-up although her body here looks man-ish.
i think she looks great like this.
She is ABSOULUTLY(sp)BEUATIFUL!!She doesn't need to wear makeup.I love when she goes natural.She has a face of an ANGEL!!
She is ABSOULUTLY(sp)BEUATIFUL!!She doesn't need to wear makeup.I love when she goes natural.She has a face of an ANGEL!!
I would love to be a pair of her panties. she is hot!!!
Anyone know what brand of jeans she is wearing? I love them.
i would sell my soul to even smell jessica
britney- not so much
i would kill myself if i was kfed or any of the other 1,000 guys & girls shitney fucked
JESSICA SIMPSON IS SEXYYY
she looks like a man!
her outfit is fine.
does anyone know where I can find those shoes?
the jeans are from William Rast.
I think she actually looks cute minus the bag.
She looks cute.