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Jessica Airs Her Frustration, Buttcrack

Jessica Simpson is usually a total sweetheart, but even our favorite Texas Rose has her ugly side - check out the way snaps at our photographers and comes recklessly barrelling out of the mini-mall! But if she wasn't happy to see us then, she'll probably be even angrier once she checks out this footage from her dinner date with dad and Ashlee - the girl had a life-threatening case of plumber pants!



Careful where you point that thing, Jess - it might go off!

SEE MORE:
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jess Drowning Her Sorrows? - Apr 20, 2009
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Jessica Happy Without Tony? - Apr 19, 2009
  >   Jess' Girl Talk: "Tony's Being Mean To Me!" - Apr 12, 2009
  >   What's Tony Running From? - Feb 28, 2009
  >   Jessica Doesn't "Look Fat" - Feb 17, 2009

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Posted by: Anonymous

That isn't her butt that is the small of her back! She isn't as dirty as britney!



Posted by: Anne A

too bad she didnt run a few of you paps over. that would have been great. additionally, she can sit anywhere she wants you ass. This is free country u ass. G-d i wish she would have ran one of you over!
bythe way, Perez Hilton is raggin on you guys again, of course not calling u out by name, but... He also now screens messages/comments. if you are too anti him, he wont post.



Posted by: mvnvnvvn

OMG
JESUS CHRIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOR GIRL !!!!!!
I know its ur job BUT come on seriously who would give u ££$$£££$$££$£ for a PIC of her walking to her car jeeeeeeez give her a break or at least some space Im surprised she doesnt always show u her ugly side when ur all up in her face like that AND THATS EXACTLY WHYYY JT TREATS U LIKE GARBAGE



Posted by: Anonymous

if she didnt want anyone to see her,why did she eat infront of a huge glass window!!!!!!! GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB

i love at the end when she sees you guys she says to her friends my buttcrack was showing haha priceless



Posted by: JLS

I'm so happy that your bugging the shit out of her!! maybe she get tired of the bullshit and get out of town!!
I mean she has no talent, she can't sing or act! Please give keep up the good work x17!! Maybe she get a clue and realize this town is no place for a no talent white trash slut of a whore to live in to begin with!!!



Posted by: em

Guys-- PLEEEEEEEASE dont hit my car---- but I'll let anyone drive it and drive recklessly at that.

pleeeeeeease!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

first, she was being snappy at all! what r u talking about?



Posted by: Brooke

What is Britney not giving you enough crotch shots lately you have to start picking on decent celebs? I love Jessica and think Nick was a total ass for letting her go. I hope she finds a good man that wants her for who she is. A spoiled rich woman. Hey if I were as rich as she is I wouldn't cook or clean either. They have people to do that you know??



Posted by: Anonymous

If Jessica wasn't asking for attention, she wouldn't have been sitting at a table right by a huge window.



Posted by: Anonymous

Was she really driving? She got into the passenger seat in the parking garage.



Posted by: Anonymous

that's not her crack, thats her BACK FAT!!!! shes an ugly little troll with zero talent, if you dont want the attention dont sit by the window retard!! we dont by it slutty! your absolutely DESPERATE for attention.



Posted by: Dante

Are we going to see the photos and the video from the mall security attacking photographers... I saw some of your guys in another video.

Dante



Posted by: Dante

Are we going to see the video and photos of mall security attacking photographers, I saw some of your guys in another video.



Posted by: oh please

She is a c list celeb why is there so many papz tailin her ass?



Posted by: Bianca S.

That scene is truly a vision of hell. I would not be able to handle such bullshit on a daily basis. I am done with this site. Thank you for making it apparent what these people deal with.



Posted by: Anonymous

being snappy??
since when did saying "please" refer to being snappy?
idiots.



Posted by: Anonymous

being snappy??
since when did saying "please" and picking up someone's camera lens refer to being snappy?
idiots.



Posted by: LOSSSSER

x17 ur/people been sucking so much lately...picking on celebs like this! dum greedy idiots~



Posted by: Anonymous

are you serious! she wasn't snappy... she asked you guys not to scratch her car...and then picked up the friggin lens that dropped.

don't make crap up because you have nothing better to do!



Posted by: Anonymous

Uh....first of all, she didn't snap at you. She, Jennifer Garner, and every other celeb tries to be as civil as possible, asking you freaks to get off their cars.....which I'm sure have millions of scratches on them!

You guys act like a pack of freakin' mongrels trying to get the last piece of meat! You want respect....give respect. ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

Uh....first of all, she didn't snap at you. She, Jennifer Garner, and every other celeb tries to be as civil as possible, asking you freaks to get off their cars.....which I'm sure have millions of scratches on them!

You guys act like a pack of freakin' mongrels trying to get the last piece of meat! You want respect....give respect. ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

Uh...first of all, she didn't snap at you. She was trying to be as civil as possible, in asking you to not scratch her car. I recall Jennifer Garner did the same thing when you guys were acting like freakin' monkeys dangling from trees, trying to get your shots and videos!

You guys act like a pack of freakin' mongrels trying to get the last piece of meat! And you can insult and make jokes about these celebs all you want, but you guys are the losers following their every move, doing spineless things....FOR A LIVING! Nice job ;)



Posted by: Anonymous

Don't have much to say about Jessica, except that she's a moron. Ashlee on the other hand (and her handler Nicole) is a cunt!



Posted by: this site sucks

perezhilton.com
enough said



Posted by: Anonymous

jessica is an ugly little man troll. shes horrible at EVERYTHING. the fact that people still want her picture is the most confusing thing about this. she has NO REASON to be famous, let her fade into nothing. p.s. her boobs are not even that big...we are over her!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Don't have much to say about Jessica, except that she's a moron. Ashlee on the other hand (and her handler Nicole) is a cunt!



Posted by: yami

My God!
give her a break
you are so annoying :/



Posted by: DERRIK

jeez

papps need to leave her alone
she handles it too well
i woulda had to hit one of em!

nice ass jess!



Posted by: Anonymous

you guys are fucking idiots. im never coming to this fucking site again. GUYS STOP COMING TO THIS SITE. PLEASE, SO MANY OTHER SITES HAVE THE SAME PICS,

... HOLLYWOODRAG.COM
DLISTED.COM
OR DARE I SAY IT, PEREZHILTON.COM

GUYS WHO HATE THESE PAPS... LEAVE THE SITE !!



Posted by: Leigh

Who is the new homeless looking woman throwin' the finger and talking on behalf of Jessica? The one with dark hair and always in a flannel plaid shirt of some kind? Strange. She doesn't look like Jessica's type.



Posted by: Anonymous

you guys are fucking idiots. im never coming to this fucking site again. GUYS STOP COMING TO THIS SITE. PLEASE, SO MANY OTHER SITES HAVE THE SAME PICS,
GO VISIT THESE SITES ..... THEY ARE TASTEFUL AND fun!! :)
... HOLLYWOODRAG.COM
DLISTED.COM
OR DARE I SAY IT, PEREZHILTON.COM

GUYS WHO HATE THESE PAPS... LEAVE THE SITE !!



Posted by: Skins

She should be glad the paparazzi are even there. Given her total lack of talent you would think that they had better things to do



Posted by: KANDYKANE

Talentless ho has been busted and is soooo overrrr. Another Shitney Smears. Why is Jessucka mad??? Only cos she's been busted . Only reason paps want her picture is so the rest of us can post comments like this. HAHAHA FUCKING HA. Go suck daddy off JesSUCKa.



Posted by: Anonymous

Everyone in here in fucking mentally insane. Put anyone one of you in her position and you'll be singing a different tune.



Posted by: You're the lowest of life forms

You guys are so fucked up. Haven't you whores something more productive to do? Everyone of you ought to be hit across the head with a 36 oz louisville slugger. Leeches.



Posted by: Mel

As much as I dispise Jessica, I think her almost barelling down the paparazzi was really funny. Good for her.



Posted by: Jessica Simpson's lawyer

LAME!

stupid papparazzi's with no life that have to harass people to get shots of their buttcracks.

so lame...



Posted by: Jess Fan.

She was sweet and considerate enough to stop and pick up a lense for you guys! Give her a break, I'd been a little upset too if I was hounded by press every waking moment. She's just had a tough divorce for God's sake! Leave her alone or be nice!



Posted by: Anonymous

Finally it's official: Jessica Simpson is nominated for the Worst Actress of 2006 (in the movie "Employee of the Month")
www.razzies.com/history/06nomActr.asp



Posted by: Anonymous

a HA! THATS why her and her dad were fighting.

get this- She's sitting with the most modest part of her booty showing (which happens to every sitting human alive wearing low rise pants) but Jessica, being her fairly un-scandalous self, realizes she is baring bum and covers up. Her dad asks whats going on, and she tells him what the photogs got shots of and he gets mad- THAT SHE PULLED HER PANTS UP!! thus- the argument. my theory, its so perfect.

that thick brunette girl is seriously trouble though. careful jessica...



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