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Jessica Gets Ripped
Posted on Tue Jun 19, 2007 09:41 AM PDT
Doesn't seem like she's been working out that long, but already Jessica Simpson looks like she's getting her famous body back in amazing shape - with the help of her trainer, of course. Although there are parts of her that seem to be getting smaller, other parts that are getting even bigger. Check out Jessica's big guns after the jump:
What, you thought I was talking about her boobs?
Seems like all that working out is really paying off for Jess!
Love her new bod, but it might be time for a new hairstyle!
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Comments
hahahahaah
The acid test for how attractive someone is...put them in gym shorts and sweats with no make up. This girl is still HOT!
CelebFic with Wild Hollywood sex!!!
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Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others!
She can't drive herself to a workout, get her own coffee (thought she didn't drink coffee). So spoiled drumming her fingers waiting for her paid friend to bring her a drink. Maybe she was hoping to run into Perez at the coffee shop so she could feed him some more gossip on John Mayer.
You call that ripped? she needs to take a few lessons from Jessica Biel now that's a babe who's ripped!
She has a nice body, but herr face is UGLY!!
The girl has No ASS not figure Britney has a better abody even with two kids
this chick is downright BORING, NO ass where is the bootie, it shrunk and went into her fake boobs, damn shame i see better looking girls on MTV:dances from tha hood than looking at the dumb blonde twit.. Jessica Grow some ass along with your fake tits. and quote john" her punani smells like decayed catfish and sucks soo bad that he had to think of someone else to bust his nut" although her blowjob skills are really good. typical
she's nice all around
Jessica Simpson is ripped just right, and she has the most amazing boobs! There is no need for an ass when your boobs like like that!
By the way she walked in that video, looked like her trainer banged the sh*t out of her. Walking bo-legged as hell!!
Damn girl. Walk like a girl!!
By the way she walked in that video, looked like her trainer banged the sh*t out of her. Walking bo-legged as hell!!
Damn girl. Walk like a girl!!
By the way she walked in that video, looked like her trainer banged the sh*t out of her. Walking bo-legged as hell!!
Damn girl. Walk like a girl!!
She's just plain gorgeous and sexy! Love her!
She's just plain gorgeous and sexy! Love her!
I didn't know that there were female paps...you'd think that a woman would have a little more dignity!
I didn't know that there were female paps...you'd think that a woman would have a little more dignity!
Why is she walking like that!?
Why is she walking like that!?
Why is she walking like that??
Why is she walking like that??
wow, and we thought britneys hair was bad....
I don't think she's changed her hair in 3 days....which means she hasn't washed it either...Can you say hygiene??
EEWWW she looks like a HORSE-mouthed
FREAK who got fucked up her ass.
EEWWW she looks like a HORSE-mouthed FREAK who got fucked up her ass.
EEWWW she looks like a HORSE-mouthed FREAK who got fucked up her ass.
EEWWW she looks like a HORSE-mouthed FREAK who got fucked up her ass.
EEWWW she looks like a HORSE-mouthed FREAK who got fucked up her ass.
EEWWW she looks like a HORSE-mouthed
FREAK who got fucked up her ass.
EEWWW she looks like a HORSE-mouthed FREAK who got fucked up her ass.
EEWWW she looks like a HORSE-mouthed FREAK who got fucked up her ass.
EEWWW she looks like a HORSE-mouthed FREAK who got fucked up her ass.
EEWWW she looks like a HORSE-mouthed FREAK who got fucked up her ass.
UGH!!!!!! ENOUGH WITH THE UGLY HAIR WITH A STUPID BRAID HONEY!! AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE YOUR HAIR LOOK GOOD TO SELL YOUR HAIR PIECES!!!
The girl has No ASS not figure Britney has a better abody even with two kids
June 19, 2007 9:55 AM
Posted by: nikalo
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LMFAO!!! This post made me spit out my drink! LMAO, Britney has a better body - are you fucking blind!
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Her hair is probably like that as she has just been working up a sweat for the last two hours working out.
At least this proves that she is not as vain as I thought.
The girl has No ASS not figure Britney has a better abody even with two kids
June 19, 2007 9:55 AM
Posted by: nikalo
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LMFAO!!! This post made me spit out my drink! LMAO, Britney has a better body - are you fucking blind!
Her hair is probably like that as she has just been working up a sweat for the last two hours working out.
At least this proves that she is not as vain as I thought.
Does NO ONE notice she hasn't washed her hair or taken them out of the SAME braids in DAYS!!!?
The workout doesn't take 2 hours..she walks weird because she is so used to wearing hooker shoes and has no arches left.
Does NO ONE notice she hasn't washed her hair or taken them out of the SAME braids in DAYS!!!?
Does NO ONE notice she hasn't washed her hair or taken them out of the SAME braids in DAYS!!!?
Does NO ONE notice she hasn't washed her hair or taken them out of the SAME braids in DAYS!!!?
Does NO ONE notice she hasn't washed her hair or taken them out of the SAME braids in DAYS!!!?
Does NO ONE notice she hasn't washed her hair or taken them out of the SAME braids in DAYS!!!?
Does NO ONE notice she hasn't washed her hair or taken them out of the SAME braids in DAYS!!!?
Does NO ONE notice she hasn't washed her hair or taken them out of the SAME braids in DAYS!!!?
Does NO ONE notice she hasn't washed her hair or taken them out of the SAME braids in DAYS!!!?
UGH!!!!! GET RID OF THE NASTY BRAIDS HONEY!! AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK DECENT IF YOU ARE SELING HAIR PIECES!
God she makes me want to hurl. She is just so vapid and ugly.
God you people are mean jealous bastards...leave the girl alone..she's pretty, and has a great body..none of you look like her or people would be taking pictures of you..correct????
I dont get it
I dont get it.
Does NO ONE notice she hasn't washed her hair or taken them out of the SAME braids in DAYS!!!?
June 19, 2007 11:16 AM
Posted by: Ancsika
DUMBASS...
JUST LIKE THIS SITE THAT IS NEVER CRITICAL OF BRITNEY AND HER RATS NEST OF A SO-CALLED HAIRDOO...
AT LEAST JESSICA LOOKS HOT----NOT USED UP AND COTTAGE CHEESE LEGS AND ZIT FACED LIKE BRITNEY.
Does NO ONE notice she hasn't washed her hair or taken them out of the SAME braids in DAYS!!!?
June 19, 2007 11:16 AM
Posted by: Ancsika
DUMBASS...
JUST LIKE THIS SITE THAT IS NEVER CRITICAL OF BRITNEY AND HER RATS NEST OF A SO-CALLED HAIRDOO...
AT LEAST JESSICA LOOKS HOT----NOT USED UP AND COTTAGE CHEESE LEGS AND ZIT FACED LIKE BRITNEY.
Get a Fucking nose job already, you dogged ugly cuntfaced whore. Two faced skank is what she is.
Her hair looks awful. You can see where her crappy extensions are. Yes, she hasn't changed her hair in days! She was walking on her tiptoes because she's always wearing 5 inch heels. Like someone said, that's what happens when you wear hooker shoes. She has a complex about being short.
wheres britney
She should take Paris role in The Simple Life, simpler than Jess they don't come.
what a prissy ass bitch. at least britney gets her own coffee. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER NOSE! britney had 2 kids and she looks better than that shit.
IS she a girl? just askin'.
OMG enough with everyones britney obsessions! she's the one who shaved her head, and cant even sing live at a concert! her voice is shit all she does is tan and smoke! and u morons defend her hahahha! u all must be drag queens because thats how she dresses! she wasted all her fame and $$ on kfed! so get over her and go away!! jess has always been better!!and you idiots who call her names like cuntfaced whore? i mean come on, thats just ignornance/jealousy at its best! at least when i say something bad about britney like she dresses trashy its a fact! oh and i agree with everything that Gina said- so get a life haters!
She looks terrible from top to bottom.she hasn't been working out;if she's lost any weight it's because of the white stuff
BORING!!!! I want to slap the shit out of this skank!I miss Paris
She should just go away cause people are obviously sick of her. It's BAD when people prefer hearing about Britney.
I'm sick of her I think it's a big mistake putting her in the news so much.
Who ever is managing her do not know what they are doing. She will be the most hated person soon.
I think she is competing with her sister to look younger and better. Jessica will never win that one.
John makes her look like crap.
you notice she's walking ñile tha so that we all see she has tonned her legs!so ridiculous!!
you notice she's walking like that so that we all see she has tonned her legs!so ridiculous!!
Jessicar!!!!!!!
You so sweet!!!!!!! ;)
I like Jessicar!!!!!!!
Brian Llewellyn™
I walk like that after I work out, too. Lol. I do it b/c it flexes my leg muscles and it makes me look like I have buff legs. She's a really pretty girl. Her body is 10,000 times better than Brits. She's really sweet. And, no, she doesn't do the white powder. Sorry, that's Brit. Oh, and she does have a really cute booty. Those shorts are a lil big. And people, stop bashing/ hating on her just because she left Nick. He was not a good guy and he cheated on her with a couple of 18 year olds in addition to a couple other fame hungry skanks. Everyone gives Jessica such a hard time about him, but he was the one at fault. She did the right thing.
Just because it hasn't been in the big tabs doesn't mean she didn't do and still does the powder.Do you think she worked out for Dukes?Her ribs were showing.I've read before that Nick caught her with the powder up her nose and she was cheating well before he did.She wanted her cake and ate it too.
Just because it hasn't been in the big tabs doesn't mean she didn't do and still does the powder.Do you think she worked out for Dukes?Her ribs were showing.I've read before that Nick caught her with the powder up her nose and she was cheating well before he did.She wanted her cake and ate it too.
2:17 your goddess isn't innocent, she's a whore.
DOES JESSICA EVER BATHE OR WASH HER HAIR? SHE LOOKS AS THOUGH SHE SMELLS LIKE TEN DEAD UNNEUTERED GOATS!!!!! AND DID ANYONE WONDER HOW SHE RECEIVED THAT LARGE BRUISE ON HER LEG? THAT GIRL IS A
SKEEVY SLAG!!!!!!!!!!!
hideous monkey
my first reaction to these pics were just:
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
where is Ken??? her haor looked like shit
WHAT FAMOUS BODY SHE WORE A PAD IN DUKES OF HAZZARD BECAUSE HER BUTT IS SO FLAT. I AM SO TIRED OF THESE FAKE ASS HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE AND THIS PICTURES LOOKS LIKE ANY OLE BODY ON THE STREET WHAT IS ALL THE FUSS ABOUT THIS UGLY FACE CHIC. AND WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE DO FOR ALL THAT MONEY IT COULD BE GOING TO HELP POOR PEOPLE AT LEAST BEYONCE GIVES YOU YOUR MONEYS WORTH. USELESS WORTHLESS CHICS
^she did not wear a pad...
jessica simpson is sexy!
i love her!
may be to a 12 year old boy.
I think she do not know how to comb the weave in her hair. She look terible.
she did wear a pad one day her butt was sticking out the next it was flat and its still flat idiot. thats a pad dodo
why wont people admit she wore a pad on her butt trying to make it bigger. bit.. if you eat and stop trying to be so damn skinny maybe you would have some tits and butt.plus shes ugly she looks like her dad in a skirt and he is butt ugly
THIS GIRL IS HOT WHEN SHE WANTS TO BE HAVE YOU SEEN HER IN DUKES OF HAZZARD THE NEW ONE ITS A MUST WATCH FILM