Jessica Jets Off - With Mom!

THANK GOD She changed up her jeans .... FINALLY.... I was getting sick of constantly seeing those William Rast jeans on her. Very redundant Jess! The True Religion jeans look much better.

:-)

ummmm....only TRASHY people with money buy complete sets of louis vuitton luggage. they think it makes them look "CLASSY"...but it doesn't.

Mom looks very comfortable reaping the benefits of her daughter's career. Tag along!

wow you would think with all that money she can buy a new pair of shoes

How would someone buy their Mom a new expression? And if you notice, it looks like disgust (because of the stalker leeches), not surprised.

This Jessica is always flaunting her riches in everybody's face. All her Louie Vitton shit and her expensive bags. I can't stand her. She looks to be very into herself. She should give Victoria Beckham a call since they are the same. They would make perfect BFF's.

She looks really good! Like the hair and the "improved" curves. She needs to give Brit a call and help her lose the weight.

her mom looks SCARY!! She needs to take a few beauty tips from Jess

I'd still hit it... and quit it.

whats up with her mom's face looks like the exorcist lol!

YUP! she looks very retro here. I LOVE IT!!! Grooooooovvvvy, baby! LOL

Girl.........EAT SOMETHING !!

You are SKINNY !

ophelia bitch just because you cant afford LV then dont get pist at those who can.

It’s so cute that she is channeling Tammy Faye Baker.

I agree with poster 1 She wore those Rast jeans for so long I bet they could stand up by themself.

She's Gross.

I love how her mom looks completely freaked out, and Jessica looks like she's off in la-la land. Rarely do you see a picture of her where she doesn't seem completely out of it.

She's pretty, but a little over...too much Louis Vuitton, too much accessories, too much blonde, too much everything...

Can she just vanish already, where is the Jihad when you need them!

I agree that she always seems out of it and comes off completely over the top and superficial.

JESSICA IS AN UGLY HASBEEN

She must have just gotten some more Botox in her face. That's why she's wearing those huge sunglasses. She doesn't have one wrinkle on her face. It looks very unnatural.

Where's Daisy? Daisy is so cute.

i think she looks good!

Jessica is such a babe, I think she is great! Classy and Fabulous, that's what every girl should be!

Jessica is such a babe, I think she is great! Classy and Fabulous, that's what every girl should be!

I hate people who are showing of with their Louis Vitton!It's really like look my bag cost so that much!It's so pathetic!I only respect people who are staying even theyhave lot's of monney cool and discret!The bag are so huge we can't nearly see them!Britney doesn't need Louis Vitton to be glam and fashonable!This mark for me represent only old momy with their dog and not jung people or the one who has got a ballet in their arse!

Anon @9:04 (what can't even put your name down?), i CAN afford all the louis i want...but i don't buy complete sets of ANYTHING that's got logos all over it b/c that's tacky....but i'm sure you wouldn't understand. you probably buy knockoff shit with as many logos as they can squeeze onto it and try to pass it off as the real thing!!! TRASHY!!!! LOL!

thank god the true religion jeans are back! no one wears them better than Jessica!

Ophelia, you need to take that poker at of your ass. You sound like you're really in love with yourself. And most posters don't feel compelled to use their name or a moniker. Who gives a shit (besides you)?

You can tell that this country bumpkin isn't use to anything. It's like those people who wear all of their jewlery at one time. I cannot stand this bitch. I am so glad Nick moved on, he deserved so much better.

yeah maybe she could help Britney lose weight, uuummm wait she got lipo done on her like 2 months ago and her jogging lately was just to try to hide it. I hate her, she is a BIMBO. It was not just show, she is a fake dumb ass bitch. Her dad, as retarded as he is, is the brains behind everything she is doing, overwise she would be nothing.

Anon @ 11:05, you're a loser wannabe piece of rag tag gutter tripe...are you mad 'cause i made fun of the knockoff designer crap you bought from a crackhead on the sidewalk???? BOO HOO!!! don't worry... i'm sure the losers you hang with can't tell the difference!

I wonder if Jessica regrets for leaving Nick, she hasn't had much luck in love lately. WHO KNOWS??

I sure hope she doesn't regret leaving Nick. That dude is sleazy and it only took him 2 weeks to replace Jess. He obviously wasn't heartbroken.

ophelia:

you make a lot of observations for someone who doesn't know me. i don't care much about luggage in general. you seem to have a lot of anger in you. maybe a good therapist could help you with that. then you could address your issues with having to feel superior to others. i imagine deep down inside you you feel very inferior and self-esteem issues.

I remember watching a special on VH1 regarding Nick and his new album, he actually cried saying how much he loved Jessica, etc. and he wasn't involved with anyone at the time. He really did LOVE HER!! They have both since moved on but it seems like Nick was the winner in the long run.

Nick loved Jessica? Really? A month after they seperated he was screwing Vanessa Manillo. Jessica has stated she was shocked at how fast Nick moved on. Typical man. Can't live without a woman in his life and one is as good as another.

Oh my, she is tiny! I've never seen her this small..Yuck! Eat something girl, come on now!

Anon @ 12:05 (you continue to withhold your name for some reason...what could you be hiding??? yeah, i really don't care.), i think that for whatever reason you felt the need to address me. i did not provoke you. something in my comment must have hit a little too close to home for you. if you think that you can make rude comments to other posters and they shouldn't comment back to you....you are mistaken. you are the angry person in this equation. i merely stood up for myself. it's pretty up front and clear what happened here. you're wasting your time trying to analyze me. the comments you made about me...they actually pertain to you and only you....so pop out a mirror, honey! unless....you're scared of what you might see in it.

This is just for you 11:59
Simpleton, did cheat during her marriage, radio dj's saw her and Adam Levine, the Bam rumors won't go away,plus Levine's former bodyguard has come forward and said he saw her at Adam's house BEFORE the split was made public!Your girl isn't the innocent Christian person that she claims to be. She's a lowdown, backstabbing, greedy, selfish whore!

I agree with Anonymous 11:10, she is a wannabe.She really wants to be like Jlo and Mariah, but she winds up looking dumb.

ophelia:

what is your obsession with other posters names? this is a celebrity post. no one really gives a shit -- except you. nah, i just respond to you because you are an unhappy person (probably a fat, ugly lonely one) who personally attacked me. i'm perfectly okay being me. i don't need to brag or be an asshole, like you. actually, i'm laughing at you. rabid, feral people like you are quite entertaining. but now i'm bored with you so buh-buh.

Yes, 12:48 is right. Nick didn't start dating Vanessa until April 2006. I t was right after she was in his video at the end of March. Jessica asked for the divorce on Nov. 23rd 2005. Jessica's had that luggage since she was married to Nick. She's a shallow over spender, she would rather buy a $900.00 blouse because it's from Barneys!

Anon 12:54,
what? can't keep up?
like I said, look in a mirror....late at night (like hmmm maybe tonight, when you are ALL ALONE like usual)... while you're doing that...know that I am everything you wished you were, I have everything you wished you had and I am VERY WELL loved. I pity you actually. I bet you go around trolling web sites and try to find people like me. You do it so you can vent a little of your anger and unhappiness. I'm sorry you're a loser and no one shows you any respect. Could your jealousy of people like me be more obvious? LOL! Bye!

Jessica looks fabulous on these pictures as always she has such elegance about her and glamorous written all over her she's just great! keep the pics of Jess rolling in x17 we need a good role model on her!

she better safe that proactive cash because she has no talent to keep her going unless she inject more botox to keep on re upping the product. We know we made you rich stop showing off your richness

Looks like Ophelia needs to GET A LIFE instead checking on celebrity gossip sites every 20 minutes to see if your snide remarks antagonize other people!!!

Opy and Anon...

Looks like y'all should get a life. Springer much?

I think alot of the posting is sad pathetic Messica posting about herself, if she's not in a bar she is posting. I understand why John moved on from this pathetic no talent loser.
It's a joke how she's talking about she ended with JM lol, don't look like it was that hard for him to get over her at all, another man moved on quickly. I guess it's easy getting over fake blow up dolls.

dont understand are you's all blind its her mothers dog thats inthe other louie bag one is daisy and the other is her mother's dog!

dont understand are you's all blind its her mothers dog thats inthe other louie bag one is daisy and the other is her mother's dog!

On her way to NYC to surprise John Mayer on his birthday. He probably invited her.

OMG can you say deer in the headlights.
Jess should let her mom know when she call photogs so her mom can be perpared to. Help her pratice some of those fake pose she knows so well.

If Mayer invited her that makes him just as sad and pathetic as Jessica.
It would make Jessica very stupid since he disses her every chance he gets. To bad she can't get any other man besides a stupid jerk that really don't respect women. These two loser would be good for each other. It would be fun to watch JM's career spiral into the pits of hell just like Jessica's is doing.

I think she looks friggin hot.....jealous haters

4:35pm

And YOU have a life? Obviously NOT...ya'll.

all ya haters are just jealous obviously you love to hate Jess or you wouldn't waste time posting yeah? Anyways yes that's her dog Daisy and mom's dog Maggie,in the louis DOG CARRIERS they are not more luggage! And Britney don't carry Louis because she waste all her money on Weaves and Drugs Duh- Don't even put her in Jess's category she has no style-no underwear-no friends-no lover-no kids just the Paps to keep her company. Jess is the best don't hate because you wish you could be her. She never slept with Adam either-flirted maybe but she is no slut that is why you don't see her with every tom,dick,and harry and trust me I know.

jessica simpson is the best
screw the haters

OMG Jessica-I mean Tania, stop talking about yourself, The weave-you are the biggest weave dead head that has come along in a long time, I do believe you do alchol, drugs and you did all those men. John Mayer wore your monkey arse out whore. You are mad and jealous because Britney music out sell you crap any day. Now go use your drugs and pet your dog Dumb Ass. We the public want Britney and NOT your MONKEY ASS, you TOOL. Lol go push your crap somewhere else. Jessica mom you should have told your daughter not to let men use her for sex like Mayer did.

Her trip has nothing to do with John Mayer people!!! Helllllo. They were not playing for keeps.

Jess is going to get her man back-but it's not Mayer...she knows what she has to do!!!

it's sad how shitney fans are so jealous of Jessica

Jessica is hot

fuck off x17