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Jessica Lets Loose!
Posted on Sun Feb 4, 2007 09:52 PM PDT


Jessica's boyfriend might be on tour, but that's not stopping her from having a little fun! After a quick makeover, Jessica headed over to Hyde Saturday night with Ken Paves and some pals. Although her behavior is a little, uh, bizarre, she claims that she’s the responsible one, the designated driver. When we ask her what her plans are for the Superbowl, she says she’ll be watching her Pizza Hut commercial right before kickoff! She then got a few tips on how to handle the car from Ken Paves before pulling away from the front of Hyde and driving to...the back of Hyde, where she conferred with a few friends before the group eventually went on to party at Xinni.



You'd think that guy would be a little more jazzed to get his picture taken with bizarro Jessica!
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Comments
yikes...she looks really bad..like im down with the brown but damn sweetie us white girls gotta know when to stop.
yikes...she looks really bad..like im down with the brown but damn sweetie us white girls gotta know when to stop.
yikes...she looks really bad..like im down with the brown but damn sweetie us white girls gotta know when to stop.
Tacky, Ken Paves should know better!!! Some hair stylist!!
yeah wtf was ken thinkin...wait no its her make up artisthat screwed up her hair actually looks nice, shes gotta ease up on the tanner tho
She looks like a tranny!!!
her hair color is very pretty
oh and x17 thank u for taking down that little thing you had on here..u know the one where the vid wasnt workin.. could you please not put it up again? pls the girl needs your help.
Her hair looks ok, but it screams wig/ hair extensions.... but thats the hollywood look now adays... everything is fake. But what really concerns me is her makeup, did she put it on in the dark ?!?
Shes just ((((( ICKY )))))
Shes just ((((( ICKY )))))
Shes just ((((( ICKY )))))
I think she's trying to look like a porn star...
Goodness! Is she on drugs?
Ewwww...She does look like a tranny, Now we know why John Mayer is with her no talent ass.
Mayer's nasty whore.
and she doesn't seem to physically be able to close her mouth anymore...
And people say Britney is phucked up.
I love her hair color.
ya jess is on drugs .shes so stoned in that video you can tell .jess never acts like that with the camera .she looks better then she did before and she prolly will start to get back into shape now that she has a man and shit .
Come on Jess, JM treat you like yesterday sloppy left over in the public eye.
Doing all this shit in hopes of hooking him.
You are just stupid for real.
Running back home to put all that fake shit on, that man is not going to love you anymore, where is your Mom? How can she let you act like a stupid f@*k.
You would think Ken would tell you what little hair you got, will be ruin to with all that dye, oh well he's busy taking your money. Well John Mayer you are going to have a bald ass women soon.
Fake hair-fake nails-fake skin color, and no talent. what a joke
Shes so happy in this video (contrary to her mood over the past year). I guess shes one of those girls that needs a man in her life (JM now) to be happy... that or she switched from uppers to downers. The drugs could easily explain the excess makeup and disturbing behavior. But then again, she is Jessica Simpson... PSYCHO. A prime example of how fame can mess with a person.
Shes so happy in this video (contrary to her mood over the past year). I guess shes one of those girls that needs a man in her life (JM now) to be happy... that or she switched from uppers to downers. The drugs could easily explain the excess makeup and disturbing behavior. But then again, she is Jessica Simpson... PSYCHO. A prime example of how fame can mess with a person.
I lOVE her hair color.
I HATE her tacky, cheap, durggie make-up.
Her asymetrical lips that look like she cannot even close her mouth are despicable.
Therefore, she should keep the hair, get a new make-up artist and let the crap wear off of her lips so they look normal and symetrical again.
her face is so masculine & ugly. she really has no talent. X17 get pictures of REAL actresses who deserve the attention....rachel mcadams, natalie portman, ryan gosling, america ferrera, jessica biel, scarlett johanssen etc. atleast you have penelope cruz LOVE her. you guys need to UPGRADE.. jess ho. is last years news.
i agree w/ the others. the hair COLOR is nice but it looks like a wig.
This is the first time I've ever thought that Jess was HOT!!! John must be banging her real good>
Ewwww.... that's a trash man she's taking a pic with grossss nasty shit.... I used to like her but now she just looks like a whoreeeee........
Ewwww.... that's a trash man she's taking a pic with grossss nasty shit.... I used to like her but now she just looks like a whoreeeee........
Ewwww.... that's a trash man she's taking a pic with grossss nasty shit.... I used to like her but now she just looks like a whoreeeee........
That man there with jessica gives UNCLE FESTER some tough competition...... he's disgusting.... she looks like she's gonna throw up on him.... maybe she already did
That man there with jessica gives UNCLE FESTER some tough competition...... he's disgusting.... she looks like she's gonna throw up on him.... maybe she already did
That man there with jessica gives UNCLE FESTER some tough competition...... he's disgusting.... she looks like she's gonna throw up on him.... maybe she already did
That man there with jessica gives UNCLE FESTER some tough competition...... he's disgusting.... she looks like she's gonna throw up on him.... maybe she already did
on a different note, did anyone know that if you post on perez site, if you use the words x17 anywhere threw your post it wont show up in the commentary? For a while i thought i was banned, but i went back and tried to post again...1 time i posted i used the words 'x17' and then next time instead of using the words 'x17' i just called it the "other" site...guess what? when i called it the other site, my post showed up...when i said x17 it didnt.
go figure. the only thing i was banned from was saying the words x17.. x17 i love u , u guys are great, but you should let me write captions for you because sometimes you guys arent funny enough..
p.s>my boyfriend wants to know if any of you are turkish ...i dont know why he just told me to write that.
on a different note, did anyone know that if you post on perez site, if you use the words x17 anywhere threw your post it wont show up in the commentary? For a while i thought i was banned, but i went back and tried to post again...1 time i posted i used the words 'x17' and then next time instead of using the words 'x17' i just called it the "other" site...guess what? when i called it the other site, my post showed up...when i said x17 it didnt.
go figure. the only thing i was banned from was saying the words x17.. x17 i love u , u guys are great, but you should let me write captions for you because sometimes you guys arent funny enough..
p.s>my boyfriend wants to know if any of you are turkish ...i dont know why he just told me to write that.
on a different note, did anyone know that if you post on perez site, if you use the words x17 anywhere threw your post it wont show up in the commentary? For a while i thought i was banned, but i went back and tried to post again...1 time i posted i used the words 'x17' and then next time instead of using the words 'x17' i just called it the "other" site...guess what? when i called it the other site, my post showed up...when i said x17 it didnt.
go figure. the only thing i was banned from was saying the words x17.. x17 i love u , u guys are great, but you should let me write captions for you because sometimes you guys arent funny enough..
p.s>my boyfriend wants to know if any of you are turkish ...i dont know why he just told me to write that.
sorry i meant "Turkish" with a capital T he thinks thats disrespect lol i love him but hes so uptight some times...
sorry i meant "Turkish" with a capital T he thinks thats disrespect lol i love him but hes so uptight some times...
sorry i meant "Turkish" with a capital T he thinks thats disrespect lol i love him but hes so uptight some times...
She wants attention!!!!So she acts more crazier that Britney!!!but at the end of the day, she does not have much attention, while Britney gets all the attention and gossip only about a jewish necklace she wore.. Jessica cannot beat Britney for sure.
She wants attention!!!!So she acts more crazier that Britney!!!but at the end of the day, she does not have much attention, while Britney gets all the attention and gossip only about a jewish necklace she wore.. Jessica cannot beat Britney for sure.
She wants attention!!!!So she acts more crazier that Britney!!!but at the end of the day, she does not have much attention, while Britney gets all the attention and gossip only about a jewish necklace she wore.. Jessica cannot beat Britney for sure.
"A prime example of how fame can mess with a person."
Allow me to play the world's smallest violin...
Oh My GOD!!! She Looks like JORDAN!!!!
(the page 3 girl from the UK)
SKANKY!!!!
She needs a nose job like her sis was smart enough to do..byeeee
she is like a bitch... she pushh her self to look nice and sexy......... she is just horrible...............poor jesica.........
She's very very ugly!She's bitch!
Okay....
Someone needs to take the make-up brush away from her.
That, and the tan in a can.
With it all over the top it makes her look like a drag queen.
She looks like a tranny. Ken Paves turned her into his boyfriend. Oh and there is a perfectly good excuse for her drunkeness. She got wasted because she saw herself in a mirror :)
She could be hot without all the drag queen make up and orange paint "tan"
She can be so pretty but I dont understand why she has to make all the goofy ass faces. She's how old?
She looks horrible. The hair looks like a bad wig. Love the color though. She is acting like she is drunk or on drugs. Why is her mouth always open? That doesn't look cute!!!!
she is the dumbest person ever!
paris is the dumbest person ever!!!!!!
BOYCOTT HILTON
Is Sexy
at least she comes across more friendly than some.
What's happen to her lips?!?!? Again...
Well, I actually think she looks pretty. Yes, she has on more makeup than usual, but no more than Christina Aguilara has on on a daily basis. She's having fun, trying a different look. I think the hair is cool too...and her bod looks great. Leave the girl alone, geesh...
Y'all are haters.
The new hair color does not flatter her at all, I don't care what the colorist told her. Extentions aren't cool anymore either. She also needs to lighten up on the cakey eye makeup. Ugh.
EW!!! She looks like CRAPOLA!! She used to be gorgeous, but now she just makes herself up to look cheap. I don't get what's going on with her, but she looks disgusting. I'm not a hater...I used to love this girl to death. But fame DID go to her head, and now apparently, her brain is fried. (John probably got her to smoke weed with him and now that's all she does, cause she ain't right anymore...as of late!!)
And I'm not a hater...just cause I have a negative opinion about her and her new and unimproved look.
I think she was looking great!!!I love that hair color!!
She was dressed fine,too.Basic but looking good!
But thehair was TOO BIG!I mean,with all that volum..It seems that she waswearing a cheap wig.
But I hava to say again:I love the new hair color!!
I think she was looking great!!!I love that hair color!!
She was dressed fine,too.Basic but looking good!
But thehair was TOO BIG!I mean,with all that volum..It seems that she waswearing a cheap wig.
But I hava to say again:I love the new hair color!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY, CANT A GIRL GO OUT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. LEAVE HER ALONE SHE WANTED TO GET OUT ON THE TIME FOR A NIGHT AND TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT. IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW SHE LOOKS YOUALL WOULD FIND SOMETHING TO SAY UGLY ABOUT HER.
Maybe it's just me... but did anyone notice that this "makeover" makes her resemble Vanessa Minillo???
JMO
Her hair style looks awesome...but she looks a bit crazy with all that makeup on , like a drag queen
she looks a prostitute
she loks a porn actres
FAT UGLY
I am not a HATER!!!!!! Just giving the facts.... She looks like crap!!! End of story.
It's funny how "JESSICA'S NEW HAIR STYLE ROCKS!!!!" is posted on other sites also.........Can't take the critisim Jessica? I didn't realize you had time to read these sites. Great!!! now take the advice!!!!!
she looks like jordan. the porn model. and no, shes not on drugs. do you guys know how people act when theyre stoned? obviously not.
she's gorgeous in these pics :D
go jess!! <3
I never said she was stoned...but something fried her brain for sure... If you think she looks good, you're nuts. She doesn't. The tan is way too dark on her...the make up is way too MUCH...and the hair just doesn't look good. Sorry to say...SHE LOOKS AWEFUL! And she's NATURALLY one of the most beautiful; why can't she just be NATURAL?!
And don't get me started on the poses and her sucking in her cheeks to make her look skinnier in the face in the one pic...
She looks so cheap. And WHY WHY WHY does she always have to open her mouth like that? Its not sexy, Its not cute, its ugly.
OMG! She looks SOOOO AWFUL!!! She looks like she should be in Playboy! Man..she's gone DOWNHILLLLL! What a pig. Nick's good to have gotten rid of that trash while he did...
she trying to look like nicks new gfriend
she looks great again !
her hair amazing !
i hope she doesnt taking any drugs
she's the b-e-s-t !!!
wow she looks HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
I love her hair color, but her make up? porn star? o_O
she's drunk!!!!!!!!!
she look like britney spears, she looks like a trash!! she's drunk...................................................................................................................................................................................................
Gross. But this is what she has to do to stay in the spotlight. 15 minutes is almost up
Jess is dumber than a doorknob and she looks downright CHEAP.
your totally right Rachelle(so sorry f ive got your name wrong) she really does look like Jordan that is the first thing i thought when i seen the pics its so scary the resemblance
she needs to serIOUSLY CONSIDER GETTIN THOSE CHOMPERS FILED DOWN IF SHES ALWAYS GONNA BE OPENIN HER MOUTH LIKE THAT
FUCKIN HORSE TEETH
...and you talk about britney looking like trash.
dude, at least britney has natural beauty and she doesnt have to get all done up before she leaves the house...
i think that's fuckin sexy! a girl who doesnt give a fuck what people think, she does what the fuck she wants.
what's trashy is that ugly ass brown hair dye and all that fucking stripper make-up! it comes across to me as desperate and sad. FUCK JESSICA SIMPSON!
Jessica is just a beautiful girl who would look good in any color hair! She's sweet, nice, & adorable! I just love this girl, something very special about her........................
Jessica is just a beautiful girl who would look good in any color hair! She's sweet, nice, & adorable! I just love this girl, something very special about her........................
Jessica is just a beautiful girl who would look good in any color hair! She's sweet, nice, & adorable! I just love this girl, something very special about her........................
WHAT FUCK IS THAT MORGANA ADAMS FAMILY ?
Jess looks like crap since she left Nick. Vanessa is way hotter. Who wrote the Jessica's new hairstyle rocks line, drunk ass Jessica?
I bet Nick is so glad to be rid of her dumbass and her weird family.
She is definitely on something. I think she needs rehab. Even that yucky guy is grossed out by her. Who is the psycho that wrote Jessicas hairstyle rocks.
Um her hair is a wig - the other video of that idiot on here - the tanning and dinner bit - oh forget it.
this slut is on her way out. Can you say Joey Heatherton? And if you don't know who she is -my point exactley!
And is she a tranny? Drag Queen? Porn Star? Whats going on here - she's so fuckin' gross!
i thought i just saw a gorilla running around..
she is just having fun guys!!! why do you have to make such a big deal out of it?
girl looks like JORDAN. just needs bigger boobs.
Pretty tasty, for a fuckin transsexual!
The hair is great.... but the makeup is horrible. What is she thinking? and the picture near the top of her sideways looks like she put stuff in her bra! She was pretty big, but not that big! What is with her?
omg she is so UNNATURAL!
she is acting!!!
She looks like a tranvestite hooker.
eewww here tan is fake and so nasty!
is it me or did she say NICK get in the car towards the end of the video. everyone needs to here the video again. look at jessica and her friends reaction when she says it. or is it just me?
is it me or did she say NICK get in the car towards the end of the video. everyone needs to here the video again. look at jessica and her friends reaction when she says it. or is it just me?
is it me or did she say NICK get in the car towards the end of the video. everyone needs to here the video again. look at jessica and her friends reaction when she says it. or is it just me?