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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Curves, Bad Fashion Sense At Letterman
Posted on Thu Mar 11, 2010 07:15 AM PDT
Jessica Simpson is stunning. I wouldn't have her change a thing about her body, but at this point I think it's fair to blame her stylist or whoever picked out this dress. Not only is the pattern horrible, but it draws attention to all the wrong parts of her body.
Why couldn't she have picked this in a solid color, like navy or a deep forest green? Or perhaps she should have gone with a different dress entirely, opting for something that shows off her best features. We all know what those are...
Certainly not the left and right sides of her brain!
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Comments
WHAT A FAT COW
She looks terrible - bad fashion, huge body, and her dumb expressions on her face. This chick bugs. Why would Letterman want her on his show, I guess for laughs (ie. her new TV show). Wonder if she farted on set.
lmao that ain't no size 4 honey
US magazine reported that she farted in a business people with a room full of people.
Her mother yelled at her "Jessica".
She farts everywhere she goes, with out consideration for others.
stylishly stout
Love her, think she is gorgeous...but that dress is awful. It makes her look bigger than she is. Ick!
Her career is gone with the wind.
Get it? wind ! hahahah
did she fart in Letterman's face ??????
FAT FARTY PIG
Oh no, it's fart girl again!
Man, this dress does nothing for her figure! She needs to bring it up about 12"
a bit thick, isn't she.
When you take it up the ass, it weakens your sphincter muscles, and makes you farty.
Can she fart out the tune of "Yellow Rose of Texas"????
No fashion sense whatsoever. And she tries to hawk fashion lines?
Must be her mother doing the design picking.
Farting must be her one talent.
Looks like she found her true calling as a farter.
jessica is so hot i love her huge tits she should go in playboy and show theme off
I completely disagree. This is one of the prettiest dresses I've seen in a long time. The color is also gorgeous. She looks beautiful in it.
i want jessica simpson to spread her bum and fart in my face
7:56 you must be her granny. Is that dress from your closet?
huge titts and farty ass
She looks like hell and should be ashamed to be seen in public like this.
And now she farts too?
Grosses me out.
Too many guys have been down that road and reamed her out.
7:56 you are beyond disgusting and oh so desperate lol she looks fine. not bad, not great. as far as the farting thing goes I can bet she is not the worst of the offenders.
When Mayer called her "sexual dynamite in bed" he probably was referring to her farting? What an explosion that must be!
Farted Tony Romo right out of her life.
Gives new meaning to running fartlecks.
breaking news jessica simpson just farted and it was a shart and she was wearing white pants and now they have a brown stain on the back side
She told Oprah she was only a size 4 when she was photograph wearing the Mom jeans..LOL!!Thats a Hollywood size if she were to buy jeans in the real world they would be a size 9.
OINK
everytime she lies about her weight her ass grows bigger
Size 12 is more like it.
wet farts or dry farts?
Fried Chicken and Football, OHWEEEEEEEEE!
stinky smelly ones
Sew up her holes so she can't feck around and fart around any longer !
fart fart fart big tits big tits bigtis fart
be whale at 1 o'clock
with a blow hole
thare she blows.....
Wearing dowdy long dresses wont hide her farts better.
yeah....there is no way jeremy renner hit that
he wore his beer glasses
Slap her nose with a roled up newspaper every time she farts.
she isnt a size 4 more like an 8.this dress does not flatter her figure.
Is she a squirter too?
If so we'll let her join our circle jerks. But she has to stop farting.
how do people know she's a farter I mean good golly has anyone ever experienced the funk or is this simply hearsay?!?
bet she can squirt farther than you idiots can jerk
you people are so mean
Fact. Not hearsay. SHE FARTS.
farting is mean and disgusting
Her fukcing around can continue. But her farting and overeating has to stop.
Size 14, not 9. She is so worthless or in her case fartilious. I bet her ex bf used to hit that anus and loosened it up too much. She probably seeps out a constant fart all day - peeeeewwwww! No wonder she needs a "strong" man - lol. She is begging for anyone who will tolerate her stupidity, lack of talent, and habit of farting all day.
thats NOT a size 14 maybe 7/8 ;P
She's most likely a size 8 and definately not a 4. There's nothing wrong with being a size 8 but at least own it instead claiming to be something that just isn't believable. She seems like a sweet person with her heart in the right place but she has the worst fashion sense in HW.
Designer Fashion sizes start in the 00..Jessica if your going to talk for the average American you got to get your sizes correct your probably a 11/12P. BE PROUD!!!
She's so thin...lol
She's fat,like a useless fat cow.lol
Her curves are very large,and people say she's not fat,this pic proves everything...lol
Now why is she here?She has no talent,she is ugly(but her witch sister is worse,ewww),her father is creepy and she's futile.I wonder what she did to be shown here...maybe for being one of the creepy sisters with a creepy(or crappy) family.lol
She'as a loser...
looks fade but dumb is fore.. well, you know the rest. as far as not having any style, its soo true she has none!! Ashley on the other hand always looks stylish--- effortlessly!
i like to see her fart and blow her dress up
lol silly ^^^^
FRUMPY and OLD!
Yikes! a 50 year old woman would dress like that! So sick of this girl!
LMAO you all are so funny and judgmental tiss tiss!
She is huuuuge. Sorry, it had to be said.
Shes about a size 8 which is tiny compared to most of the fat asses that live in in USA. Damn, last time I was in Vegas I couldn't believe all the fatties everywhere i went!
stop saying u are a curvy girl....u r fat....u r a cow.....stop listening to your friends that u pay....u don't look good any more...u havent looked good since way back when when u were with nick...........but, guess what?? nick still looks good...no, great!!! lucky for nick he got away....i know when he see's a pic of you he says...whew!! thank god im with vanessa!!!!!!!!
1fart 2fart 3fart 4fart all i smell is jessica farts this is when the fun starts