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Jessica Simpson Cries "At The Drop Of A Hat," Has Yet Another Blonde Moment
Posted on Thu Dec 8, 2011 02:13 PM PDT
Jessica Simpson taped an appearance on an upcoming episode of the Rachael Ray Show, and not only did she talk about her pregnancy cravings, but she reminded us that she's still the ditzy blonde we fell in love with on Newlyweds.
"That's the one thing about pregnancy -- I'll cry at the drop of a hat," she told Ray. "Even a great souffle would make me cry! I felt [the baby] move the other day for the first time and I had big crocodile tears. It was the coolest thing ever. It did a flip or something. I was like, 'There it went. It's there. It's really there.'"
Unfortunately, Jessica seems to be having another Chicken of the Sea moment, as crocodile tears are generally defined as a false or "insincere display of grief." Jess is clearly smart enough to make millions of dollars off of her fashion empire, movies and music, but it seems like her IQ is still closer to her waist measurement than her weight.
Simpson also revealed that she is fiending for all sorts of different foods, telling Ray, "This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich." Ick!
You gotta love her though!
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Has the lazy mooch baby daddy got a job yet?
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why is she allowed to have a kid? And who will take care of her when the kid arrives?
why should we think of Blonde & Dumb when we see jessica simpson, folks?
Someone please tell the dumb girl what crocodile tears mean.
Jessica Simpson is a super genius.
She is not a real genetic blonde. She is a peroxide wannabe.