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Jessica Simpson Plays With Pussy
Posted on Fri Apr 20, 2007 09:50 AM PDT
...the Pussycat Dolls, that is! According to Us Magazine, the minister's daughter is scheduled to host a very special PCD performance at Pure in Las Vegas on May 4th, joining a long line of former celebrity Dolls such as Denise Richards and Eva Longoria. Might that explain Jessica's recent exhibitionist flair? After all, it's never too early to get into character!
Jessica's following in some famous footsteps - like Denise's!
Eva gets catty
Dont'cha wish your boyfriend was hot like John?
Who would you like to see host a show with the Dolls? Britney? Rosie? Sanjaya?
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Comments
pierwszy :)
shes shit n shes a whore
shes shit n shes a whore
look at how much she and john look alike! lololol
she used to look good, what the fuck happened to her? she looks so bad now, it's very sad.
she used to look good, what the fuck happened to her? she looks so bad now, it's very sad.
is she 45 now?
she used to look good, what the fuck happened to her? she looks so bad now, it's very sad.
is she 45 now?
X17 please stop attempting to be witty. It just makes me humiliated for you.
Why are her breasts so lopsided?
Look closely at her boobs - looks like the implants aren't in line with each other, the right one looks higher than on the left!
The Pussycats Dolls are really fun and I would definitely watch Jessica perform with them.
I rather see Britney with the dolls. At least she can dance better than all of them.
ATTENTION WHORE!
ATTENTION WHORE!
ATTENTION WHORE!
ATEENTION WHORE!
she cannt shake it she is just out there whoreing herself for Attention. Lucky nick has a real woman and not a media whore
ATTENTION WHORE!
ATTENTION WHORE!
ATTENTION WHORE!
ATEENTION WHORE!
she cannt shake it she is just out there whoreing herself for Attention. Lucky nick has a real woman and not a media whore
jessica is now fatter then britney...yay
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Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others!
you know why her boobs look lopsided? Because they are real! No two boobs are perfectly symmetrical...Real ones at least!
He looks a little (high) drugged, what did you guys do to him?
Sorry, the brown hair, too tan skin, and pale lips just do nothing for her.
PARENTAL ADVISORY:
Nice to see that the Pussycat Dolls Show is finally allowing a MAN to host.
"Jessica" shouldn't go out without making sure her BEARD'S razor stubble is completely shaved.
Just keepin' it real.
I hope she's not rocking that chronic case of camel toe/FUPA when she performs.
I hope she's not rocking that chronic case of camel toe/FUPA when she performs.
All you women are jealous, jessica simpson is fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
omg, she offically looks worse than britney
when that happens, it's time to close up shop
she is done.
omg, she officially looks worse than britney
when that happens, it's time to close up shop
she is done.
stupid woman has let herself go so bad
how can she look so terrible?
is this the same person from newlyweds?
what the fuck happened to her?
nick was smart to get the hell away
from this bitch before it was too late.
she is screwed physically and mentally.
Jealous of her? Are you kidding? I can assure you that women are not scrambling to emulate this twat. She's brainless, has a face that looks more masculine each day and let's not forget the saggy tits and camel toe...so no...jealous isn't in the equation.
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PARENTAL ADVISORY:
Jessica's ASS is as big as a DUMP TRUCK now.
Nick got LUCKY when this BEAST divorced him.
Jessica's looks have GONE TO HELL since the break-up.
Just keepin' it real.
It's called aging.
Fugly ! talentless skank !!!!!!
ASSlee ( even with plastic surgery ) is more of the same !!
p.s ADD stupid ! to the skankiness and lack of talent !
EWWW!.PCD..is suppose to be a legit act..with semi-talent. Why would they allow her no talent fat ass (she cant even dance) to accompany? I wonder how much Poppa Simpson had to pay out/what strings he had to pull for this publicity stunt? With all the great talent out there to choose from..PCD..just RUINED their REPs. By having anything to do with this SKANK. Down with PCD! I wont go to Pure anymore if it happens.
Her boobs have always looked uneven. Why? are they fake?
Oh - "whatever" - don't be an ignorant twat.
Her breast implants have always had a life of their own. Go and look at all of the pics of her "natural" breasts on the "Awful Plastic Surgery" site - she's listed along with all of the other totally "natural" celebs in the links on the right-hand sidebar menu.
Yes, "Anon", they are fake. So is the lip work.
Mayer looks like vomit, and she's just a piece of shit. Nick, is one lucky man that this ho divorced him, she would've given him AIDS
jess you really let yourself go. NEVER wear your hair in the middle, its way too 90s. 2nd of all, wear green or blue eye contacts because you have brown hair. or dye your hair back blonde & keep the natural eye color. 3rd of all, get your boobs fixed. one is WAY higher than the other, its disgusting. also, try not to smile with your two front teeth.... it makes you like more of a hick than you already are.
welp, thats my advice! xox
OMG what the f is wrong with these two he looks stoned out of his mind, I hope he is not driving.
What's all that dark crap rubbed all over chubby's face and arms.
You should put up warning signs befor that picture of Fugs and Jugs pop up.
Somebody needs rehab and Britney really do look better than Jessica-lol
They should be voted the Fugly couple of the year.
Jessica has a longer mop on her head soon that thing will be dragging the floor. Someone must have paid the dolls to let that no talent thing show up.
Oh well anything to make the man thing she is successful. He should take that thing and hide it because he's the only one wants to look at that thing.
Please take the wig tracks out of your hair it's bad looking you are too short and carrying to much weight to have all that wig hair on your head.
Natural breasts are more often than not slightly different sizes. Anyone mature enough knows that.
John is UGLY and so is she now!! They are so weird!
I love Jess, John is disgusting loooking!!
John really look stoned out of his mind.
I guess it's hard being Jessica's rebound boy. He should write a song about it.
she's nasty looking with those wig pieces on her head. I don't want to look like her, I just can't gain any respect for this no talent person, nothing she does makes me want to purchase any product backed by her. ewwww
Jhons so freakin ugly
How can some of you people call her a whore? How many people these days wait until they are married to lose there virginity? As for her hair she'll always look goog no matter what she does with it. Your all too quick to judge and slag off other people!
what the hell you fags she is fine.
i wana fuck you so hard