EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Jessica Simpson Is A Jolly Pregnant Woman

Whew hoo! big mama Jessica is shaped like a pear.

She's huge. She'll never get rid of all that weight she's packed on. Would take a lot of farting, I guess.

Jessica just ate a barrel of Texas BBQ beans and is about to rip an enormous fart. Ka Boom!

Eric is enjoying his big woman.

waddle waddle pffft waddle waddle rrrooonp

To the loser posting all the cliche "fat" comments. Guess what? A woman cannot be pregnant and have a healthy baby without gaining weight? Even a retarded monkey would know that. You are only showing your stupidity. You're not being clever, nor are you funny. Get a life.

Look there is a retarded monkey defending the fat cow. Not all pregnant women have to look like Oprah

OMG!!! She is fucin huge! what the hell did she eat, a third world country? DAMNNNN! Beatch is bigger than the state of Texas...She looks like every woman in Walmart now!!

Bet she can't even douche out that smelly crouch anymore

yuck.

will take her 107 years to loose the weight

Still Sexy Mama...No Frump here.

FART!

Not all pregnant women need to look like Oprah? You are really ignorant. What does Oprah have to do with anything? You are so ignorant, you don't even get why your comments make no sense. You are so stupid you think because you make multiple hateful posts that people are going to think everyone thinks she is fat. The fact is, it's only you, who has no life, sitting here posting repeated hateful comments. You are just sad.

Jessica Simpson looks like Jessica Simpson, only she's pregnant. She is not fat, she is a healthy woman who is pregnant.

The good thing is she's amassing double the padding of a normal pregnant woman, hopefully that will save the kid from a concussion when she falls off of those stupid heels.

Oprah is a fat cow like Jessica and the d bag standing up is too...go f your self u c*nt...im sure you have a buffet to attack

She still has a beautiful face and she will lose the weight when the baby comes. Good on you Jessica!

She will always be fat. She was fat before she got knocked up. She's fat now that she is knocked up. And she will be fat after pregnancy.

Ugly fat man face with no neck. How can you tell this thing is pregnant? It looks just as fat as it has for years.

Does she have some medical condition that makes her legs look like tree stumps? Could a doctor stretch them to make them less stumpy?

Watch the video. It makes me laugh to see Miss Piggy waddling on her fat stumpy legs. It looks like Eric Johnson is walking an obese bulldog.

That man needs to put his pot bellied pig on a leash.

Look at the size of her fat bloated head. It's huge.

Her fat bloated head is huge, but look at those beefy thighs. This blimp will never lose weight.

She's faking being pregnant. She looks just as fat as she always does. She just took off her industrial strength girdle and lied about her blubber being a baby.

Damn! Somebody on this site is obsessed with weight. JS is NOT fat.

Whoever you are....you have a distortion of reality. Classic sign of an eating disorder. Instead of spending your time posting on x17 and yelling at people you don't even know......GET SOME HELP!

If js is not fat, why does she want a deal with weight watchers

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Once again, someone just doesn't get it and is need of help to understand that js is not fat. She is in talks with weight watchers to help her lose weight after she has her baby.

I'm SICK AND TIRED of all the idiots who call women fat because they aren't a size 0. Most women are around a size 10 and js is probably a size 6 when not pregnant. So STFU!

^^^ Shut Up, Big Mama.

FAT COW FROM TEXAS

She wants to do weight watchers to lose the baby weight? So she's not going to lose all the pre pregnancy weight that has made her look pregnant since 2008?

11:09----she's a size six when not pregnant? That's funny. I know women who wear a size six and they don't look pregnant the way Jessica Simpson did for three years prior to her insemination.

She was so fat before getting knocked up, she waddles now that she is only 5 months pregnant. That video of her trying to walk on her thick short legs is hilarious.

Man, she is so gross. I know she pays that guy to be her boyfriend, but no amount of money would be worth the hit to a guy's reputation being her paid escort involves.

Okay, I'm gonna "weigh" in on this. I would agree that Jessica is about a size six (eight tops) pre pregnancy. But remember she is pretty short, about 5'2 or 5'3. A size six on a 5'2 woman looks a lot different than on a 5'8 woman.

Geez though, lighten up. She is a very cute girl who is curvy. Nothing wrong with that.

HELP!!




HELP!!

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME SO I CAN BE "OK", LOL

HOW IS THE H*LL CAN YOU HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, AND MORE GREEDY MONEY SPILLING IN EVERYDAY, YET CHOSE TO WEAR AN XXXXXL FAT LADIES FUGLY GREEN HORNET SWEATER FROM WAL MART?





HELP ME SO I CAN SLEEP, THIS IS ONE FARTY NUTBAG.

IS SHE ACTUALLY GOING TO PUT A A HALF BARRELL OF TEXAS SIZE BBQ BEANS INTO A FOOD PROCESSOR SO HER BABY CONTINUES THE TRADITION AND HERITAGE OF FARTING?

is that even legal ?

1:16?




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Jessica has NOT seen a size 6 since the chicken of the sea )boneless chicken in a can) days.


try size 16



fat women don;t see straight, clearly

Yes, Jessica Simpson is short, but Salma Hayek is 5'2" and Scarlett Johanssen is 5'3". Nobody thinks they're pregnant when they're not. Being short has nothing to do with Jessica Simpson being fat.

Stop the video at 25 seconds to freeze frame her giant arse lumbering up the stairs. She has a huge hippo b utt.

I think everyone is just jealous! She is a beautiful women that does not have a fake body. Worrying more about her baby's health then what anyone thinks about her weight.

She's not pregnant. She's just gotten fatter than her regular fat and is pretending to be pregnant to prevent talk about how she weighs more than Kirstie Alley. Jessica Simpson is a smelly sloppy pig.

OMG- whom ever is posting these " Fat" comments is an absolute moron!! (which anyone reading this already knows from said posts)
Jessica looks happy & healthy. I'm glad she's pregnant- she's going to make a good mom.

As always, Jessica looks FAT and dumpy. She will make a terrible mother because she will eat her baby and the afterbirth for a snack in the delivery room and then remind Eric Johnson that he gets paid to pick up her carryout, so he should hustle along to get her bucket of KFC because the baby/afterbirth snack won't hold her very long.

SHE WILL NEVER EVER LOSE THIS BABY WEIGHT! EVER WHO IS DEFENDING THIS FATTY MUST HAVE WEIGHT ISSUES THEMSELVES, SHE WAS FAT BEFORE SHE GOT PREGNANT AND TO BE VERY HONEST SHE LOOKS DISGUSTING AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF FOR GAINING SO MUCH WEIGHT THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THIS, ERIC WILL DUMP HER IS SHE DOES NOT GET CONTROL OF HERSELF I ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY FOR HIM, SHE DOESNT EVEN TRY FROM THE LOOKS OF HER BODY, SHE IS NOT JUST A HEALTHY PREGNANT WOMAN IN FACT IT IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS TO BE SO OVERWEIGHT WHEN PREGNANT IS CAUSES ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS AND IS NOT GOOD FOR THE BABY BUT THEN AGAIN ALL SHE CARES ABOUT IS BEING A ROCK STAR FAMILY FOR A DAY...TONY ROMO'S WIFE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THIS GUARANTEED HE BAILED BECAUSE HE WAS SMART AND NOT BLIND!

she is disgusting and gross! and fat!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica said herself that " now she could eat whatever she wants because it is the rules of being pregnant" and ya know what? IT SHOWS BIG TIME she isnt even making an effort to keep her weight down, she is pathetic and if it werent for her money she would be alone and with a ivf baby, how Eric Johnson can stand to look at this cow, never mind having sex with her is a ? that probably cannot be answered. ewwwwwwwwwwwww nasty fat cow, moooooooo