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Miami Blue(s)
Posted on Mon Jul 16, 2007 09:17 AM PDT

She certainly looks chipper, huh! The elder Simpson sister was in Miami for Fashion Week wearing this sea blue-colored dress. It's a pretty color on her, but it also looks a little too, uh... fishy. Jessica always seems to flash that same big smile that I wonder if her face is just frozen that way. Nevertheless, lose all that gold on your arm! Its gravity is maybe still weighing you down.
"Yaaay, fashion!"
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Comments
She looks like a man especially in the first pic.
Hate the dress...way too busy. She's so pretty that she doesn't need eye-catching clothing. Her hot body and beautiful face are her best accessories.
sexy bitch
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sexy bitch
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Beautiful face?! Come on... amazing body yes, but she looks like a horse in the first pic and a pig on an ordinary day.
Hi. I have no talent. I'm a big disappointment. Come and celebrate my underachivment.
Beautiful face?! Come on... amazing body yes, but she looks like a horse in the first pic and a pig on an ordinary day.
Beautiful face?! Come on... amazing body yes, but she looks like a horse in the first pic and a pig on an ordinary day.
tick tock tick tock. Aren't her 15 minutes over yet?
Wow. She is really NOT attractive.
She SUCKS. What a phony, fake, manly, untalented, father f-ing bitch
So sad. When will she get that she does not deserve to be famous. Go away.
Those teeth are terrible. She coudl probably knaw her way out of a concrete room.
I'm surprised she hasn't tried kaballah or scientology for a desperate attempt at publicity. Nevermind. She coudl not spell either.
bugly fitch
Nick must wake up ever day and thank his lucky stars he dumped this plastic untalented unwanted ugly fake phony sad pathetic horse toothed bleached blonde sad bitch
She looks good. Not many people could pull off that bright blue, but she nailed it!
Seems like all you people do on here is rip people apart. Give it a break already.
ew. that face is scaaaary. what is this? an early halloween?
She looks good. Not many people could pull off that bright blue, but she nailed it!
Seems like all you people do on here is rip people apart. Give it a break already.
how many times are you going to post the same photos?
Jess, it's over honey. Crawl back into whatever pod you came out of and go away.
This is so funny. people really hate her. i've never seen someone get so many hater postings.
She gets faker-looking each time she goes out. The hair extensions look like Mattel rejects from the Malibu Barbie line. The clothes look like tie-dye rejects from Woodstock.
Her next movie should be a remake of Mr. Ed -- with her in the lead role.
still has those gnarly toes hanging over the shoes. Either 1. The shoes don't fit or 2. Her nasty feet are so sweaty they slip down the incline of the high heels.
I'd say 2.
So funny to see her huge smile after watching the video of her big hissy fit getting in and out of the SUV for the drive from 2 blgs away only moments earlier. FAKER!
She looks so much better,almost like she did on NewlyWeds with Nick.She's kinda lame now though.ha.
She must gargle with bleach to get those teeth like that.
She looks like a blonde version of the Geico caveman ads.Does she even own a brush and comb? That smile is horrible, her teeth are so bucked it's tragic. The dress is too long, it would look better on somebody else. The shoes, can she wear anything that isn't stripperish?
LORD! You people are angry!!
she's a pig, that's why. a publicity whoring, ugly and talent-less pig.
Yeah. Angry that this thing still gets any attention. It's ridiculous.
Yeah. Angry that this thing still gets any attention. It's ridiculous.
She didn't design these bathing suits. Other people designed them and she said whether she liked them or didn't like them. To me that's not a designer that's just letting someone use your name for publicity.
"Yeah, um I like this suit because it shows off my store bought tits. I, um, don't like that one because it um well, I can't imagine the paparazzi wanting to photograph me in it. And without them, I have no life. So, only show me suits that make me look like a whore so the paparazzi can photograph me and I can continue to be famous. And, one more thing, maybe Ashlee can sing but I have a nicer rack and she had a nose job. Take my picture! Take my picture!"
Someday her face may just fall off. I hope they get a picture of that.
After armegeddon two things will survive.
1. cockroaches
2. Jessica Simpson's career
After armegeddon two things will survive.
1. cockroaches
2. Jessica Simpson's career
3. Jessica Simpson's teeth.
what's funny is the only celeb she had at her after party was Dennis Rodman. This is the same woman that loves to name drop, and be seen with the it people, but Dennis Rodman? That's the best you can do? Where are all the friends that your bff Ken hooks you up with? Where was your precious Willie Nelson? This chick will break her neck to go see others just to get her picture taken, but where are all your pals at honey?
they went to Nick's instead
so funny you mentioned she hadn't brushed her hair. that's one of the things she was having such a fit about when she got out of the car. her hairdresser had to come touch her hair (didn't change a thing) over and over until miss priss was satisfied.
effect of alot of bottox, man face with a plastic smile. She is not pretty no more
HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA
No one went to Jess's after party. It's over Jess. It's over. You're over. Go away.
ha ha ha ha ha
Where's this video?
HAHAHAHA TO JOE SIMPSON
you ran her into the ground and your little cash cow is dry
Joe Simpson is disgusting.
Hi Jess, it's me your career. I've left and I'm not coming back. So stop trying to find me.
Yes Jersey! Look at those teeth and her ugly forehead! She looks like she wondering if she's ok. Her boobs look inflated too. Yes, she has no friends. Jaimie-Lynn was there with her boyfriend who looked very bored. Jess needs to disappear, she didn't do anything except put her name on those suits.
Her toes are hanging over the edge of her shoes once again!
HEY YOU ALL, I AM GOING TO SPEND MY HARD EARNED MONEY ON DUMBASS'S SHOES, SWIMWEAR AND PERFUME. DUMBASS NEEDS OUR SUPPORT CAUSE SHE GIVES BACK SO MUCH AND I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE HER STUPID AND SKANKY.....NOT! I THOUGHT DUMBASS WAS BUSY WITH HER FILM, ANOTHER LIE!
i realized after seeing this pic that she really does have implants. i never thought so before, but i can tell from the way they look here in this dress that they definately are.
HEY YOU ALL, I AM GOING TO SPEND MY HARD EARNED MONEY ON DUMBASS'S SHOES, SWIMWEAR AND PERFUME. DUMBASS NEEDS OUR SUPPORT CAUSE SHE GIVES BACK SO MUCH AND I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE HER STUPID AND SKANKY.....NOT! I THOUGHT DUMBASS WAS BUSY WITH HER FILM, ANOTHER LIE!
I agree to the fact of her having an ugly damn face with HUGE horse teeth!!! And with all that money you would think she would buy some shoes that fit. In every pic her big ugly ass toes are hanging over her shoes. Has anyone else noticed?
where is that video of her complaining that everyone is talking about????!!!!!
She'll probably deliver another minivan and some proactive to that mexican orphanage next year. Poor little kids worked so hard to make her swimsuits. How else do you explain all them damn ruffles?
NOW.. I LIKE JESSICA. I THINK SHE'S A PRETTY GIRL WITH A GREAT BODY. BUT WHAT'S UP WITH THESE LONG DRESSES LATELY. EVERY PICTURE OF HER SHE'S EITHER IN LONG JEANS OR PANTS AND WHEN SHE DOES WEAR A DRESS IT'S LONG TO HER ANKLES. I'M WONDERING WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE LEGS? WHAT'S SHE HIDING? YOU THINK YOU'D WANT TO SHOW OFF SOMETHING THAT YOU WORK SO HARD FOR..
Does anyone know who her present management company is? I have a prominent friend who has written a song that would be perfect for a 'comback' for her to get her 'career' back on track.
She doesn't have an upper lip!
She'd hiding the marks from where her father beat her legs with his belt because her career is failing.
Ohmigod! That first picture is ugly! She looks like the son Joe Simpson never had. Why does the media keep pushing her down our throats? What's her claim to fame? Amazing.
she is sooo soooo soooo pretty!! i love her!
Don't advertisers/marketing execs. understand how unpopular this woman is?
She now has her own bathing suit line. How does this happen?
Sooo soooo soooo pretty. Kind of in a big toothed monkey kind of way. I want to be her for Halloween. I'm going to buy my waxed teeth today
why does everyone hate her so much?
ew shes ugly im sorry but she used to be hot befor
ur lip job(didnt need one) nose job and what ever the hell she did to her eyes on the proactive camerical idk may be its just the picture
but i do agree with the kid that said whats her claiim to fame christna has the big voice britneys got the the record of most selling albums what is she bring to the table? and she cant dance shes soo over
ew shes ugly im sorry but she used to be hot befor
ur lip job(didnt need one) nose job and what ever the hell she did to her eyes on the proactive camerical idk may be its just the picture
but i do agree with the kid that said whats her claiim to fame christna has the big voice britneys got the the record of most selling albums what is she bring to the table? and she cant dance shes soo over
ew shes ugly im sorry but she used to be hot befor
ur lip job(didnt need one) nose job and what ever the hell she did to her eyes on the proactive camerical idk may be its just the picture
but i do agree with the kid that said whats her claiim to fame christna has the big voice britneys got the the record of most selling albums what is she bring to the table? and she cant dance shes soo over
ew shes ugly im sorry but she used to be hot befor
ur lip job(didnt need one) nose job and what ever the hell she did to her eyes on the proactive camerical idk may be its just the picture
but i do agree with the kid that said whats her claiim to fame christna has the big voice britneys got the the record of most selling albums what is she bring to the table? and she cant dance shes soo over
Good God, that picture at the top is disturbing. Let's face it, she AND Nick aren't aging well. Poor, Vanessa.
She's a joke.
She's a joke.
She's a joke.
She's a joke.
She's a joke.
Can somebody answer a question about extensions? Can they not be brushed and styled like real hair? I notice Jessica's seem to be clumpy and tangled especially in the back. Britney's are that way too, but of course we know she doesn't even try.
STOP with the TOES over the shoes....PLEASE find shoes that FIT!!!
Why dont all you haters get a life you are so sad you spend so much time and effort writing nasty comments about jess everytime theres a new pic of her. As if she will actually be bothered about what you write on here you are nobody to her! as for the comments about her not showing her legs wearing long dresses and jeans maybe its because she's a lady and doesn't act like a slut flashing every part of her body getting in and out of cars ther was a picture of her in shorts last week and there certainly isn't anything wrong with her legs and at the end of the day her looks and her voice which she supposingly doesn't have are what have made her her millions and i bet most of you are ugly fuckers who have a cheek to call any1 ugly especially jessica!
In the close up shots her face looks butt ugly. She is trying to look cute, but really she is looking like she has mental issues. I don't see how anyone think that thing looks good-she looks like a tranny.
She has on a long dress to hide those manly legs with those huge calfs in the back of her legs. I wonder do she take steroids, because her features look so manly.
She is fronting clothes and stuff, honestly I would never buy her stuff, because I don't respect her enough.
1:17PM
Actually, we are all 100X better looking than Jessica.
Get glasses, asshole and look at her face in the first photo. You think THAT is attractive? You have issues.
1:17PM
Actually, we are all 100X better looking than Jessica.
Get glasses, asshole and look at her face in the first photo. You think THAT is attractive? You have issues.
Even her ( or his ?)toes are FUGLY !!!
Why is this cunt famous ??????????
She was once very attractive, I'll even say borderline beautiful, but plastic surgery, and being a whore has really destroyed her looks. 12:31, Nick is a man, and he can easily drop 10-20lbs and have people writing about his six-pack. This chick's face is so busted now, she's yesterday's news. She's a grandmother in Hollywood now.
I think Jessica Simpson is beautiful. All you jealous haters out there need to get a life.
You have to at least give her credit for cutting down on the make up. Remember how much she used to wear??
She looks like a wimpy blue berry.
jessica earns 3 points because she didnt go bald
like britney.....see im nice....iam the new
nietzchean superman,iam the new nietzchean superman,iam the new nietzchean superman
her face has been messed up ever since she started injecting stuff into her lips
She looks like one of Bruce and Demi's daughters! Tallulah i think. The one that looks like a man !!!!!! ugh....
to the brainless twit at the 1.29pm comment no i dont need glasses actually and i can see quite fine that jess is certainly not ugly. and dont flatter yourself by thinking your better looking because you aint and the only asshole round here is you!
Someone needs tell the little fashionista wannabe (and several other Hollywood bimbos)that toes hanging over the end of her shoes is nasty looking. I know that you're dumb, Jessica, but honestly, do you need this one explained to you? If your toes hang over the edge, then you need a bigger size. You have huge feet, by the way. Stop trying to pretend otherwise. You have short legs and long feet. All the damage you are doing to your body by wearing those ugly high heels every minute of the day is for naught. We see your every flaw. Get over it. You aren't fooling anyone.
2:16AM
No, the asshole (who obviously doesn't have a life -- POSTING AT 2:16 in the morning!!!!!) IS YOU!!!!
Just because you're a short, fat troll with pimples doesn't mean everyone else is. Grow a dick bitch.
Whatever you sad pathetic looser who the hell would waste their time on commenting on someone they didnt like anyway. and the reason the comment was posted at 2.16am you useless fat bitch is because i am in the u.k where it is actuall way ahead of that time you when in actual fact your the idiot that as soon as you open your eyes at 7.13am is on jessicas comments saddo lol!
WHAT A STUPID IDIOT!
I HATE THIS BITCH. SHE PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN WALK AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME, SHE'S SO STUPID!
jessica simpson is the shit
better than whores like paris lindsay or britney
jess has yet to need to go to rehab
beat that!
jessica simpson is the shit
better than whores like paris lindsay or britney
jess has yet to need to go to rehab
beat that!