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OMG! A Robot Replaced Jessica Simpson!
Posted on Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:14 AM PDT
Just kidding, Jess, we love you, but why weren't your facial expressions changing outside of Mr. Chow last night?
Maybe because Tony wasn't with you this time?
Doncha just love her top? Wonder who makes it!
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SEE THE GALLERY 
Jessica Replaced by a Robot!
Comments
Is it just me or is Jessica Simpson butt ugly. I think it is her lips but I don't know...
her toes always hang over the front of her shoes... YUCK!
I'm telling you people. The MATRIX is REAL!!
what's up w/the big purses?? i would hate to carry a bag like that!
long climber toes she has!
she is beautiful....jealously sucks
i cant wait until Tony Romo dumps her pathetic, desperate for attention ASS....
I've got to second or third the BIG purse issue. Don't they realize they look like they are spoofing themselves? It looks like they carry a butt load of depends around with them everywhere they go. This trend is over, go back to tampon size purses, PLEASE!
It's a femme bot!
I see nothing new or special, it's the same blank, empty between the ears stare.
ugly outfit!
Stupid facial expressions, no brain, no talent, a poser with 2 friends - her "stylist" and Romo, she is a has been who is desperate for a guy. Cheated on Nick, now says she was abused - but didn't want to talk about it, and her so called album is coming out. She is so easy to figure out - dumb hole.
She is trying so hard to be "country".Move to the South then - oh wait, no Bev Hills and her shopping. What a poser.
Don't get the attraction here? I don't see anything special compared to the multitudes of NATURALLY beautiful women in the acting, singing, and modeling businesses. Without makeup, hair extensions, lip treatments etc. etc. she's pretty ordinary even with the chest. She's also very short, making her thighs appear much larger....and the skyscraper heels don't change that perception at all. Just don't get it at all.
One word HOTT....she is just one sexy woman....GO JESS and all u haterz can kiss ASS!!!!
She just spent 5 hrs drowning her sorrows after finding out that Tonys heart belongs to Carrie Underwood. Jessica will never have the whole Tony. She should just let him go.
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