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Posted on Wed Apr 18, 2007 07:25 AM PDT
First Paris on Monday, then Jessica Simpson one day later - looks like barely-contained boobs are the new black!
Paris joins the rest of us in staring at her breasts
Sadly, this looks to be a trend that's going to pass Keira Knightley by - although if she wants to exploit her sexuality for attention, there's always the Cameron Diaz approach!
Links:
Jessica Simpson • Paris Hilton
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Jessica Simpson Chosen By Michelle Obama To Perform For Military Families - Apr 11, 2011
Jessica Simpson Confirms She's Been Approached To Judge X Factor - Mar 29, 2011
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Jessica Simpson Arrives At LAX Looking Blonde And Beautiful After Flight - Mar 26, 2011
Comments
Jessica is just fat..Paris' are OBVIOUSLY fake, no matter HOW many times that stupid wonkey eyed hag says it's a pushup bra. Messica looks a hot mess nowadays..her 'hot' days ARE OVER...Paraiste was and never will be hot. She looks like a tranvestite.
Jessica looks like an old 40 year old mother who just got new boobs and Parasite looks - well - like she has diseases. Oh, and WHY does she wear the things she does?? She is the most awful dresser in the entire world! Her wardrobe is just hideous..I dont have as much money as her, but I dress TEN TIMES better than that ugly std-patient.
Paris is ALWAYS checking her hooters out when she sees the cameras cummin'
Paris Is ugly as hell - hott body disgusting face.
Paris Is ugly as hell - hott body disgusting face.
Paris Is ugly as hell - hott body disgusting face.
Okay, when you start talking breasts, we start getting weak at the knees. Love em. More, more, X17.
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Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.
Sooo fake looking. Can't see any beauty in that.
jessica is fat! She has gained so much weight since being with John SICK! And Paris it's called tissue paper she's looks like a mouse
jessica is fat! She has gained so much weight since being with John SICK! And Paris it's called tissue paper she's looks like a mouse
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa britney is the best
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa britney is the best
jessica is hot! paris is boring and she has got the face of a retard.
jessica is hot! paris is boring and she has got the face of a retard.
They both have the most trashtastic tranny like faces despite the big boobs.
jessica is hot! paris is boring and she has got the face of a retard.
all you jelous people need to get a life. GET OVER YOURSELFS. id like to see what you look like!
all you jelous people need to get a life. GET OVER YOURSELFS. id like to see what you look like!
all you jelous people need to get a life. GET OVER YOURSELFS. id like to see what you look like!
FUCK PARIS SHE FUCKIBG LOVES THE PAPARAZI AND ATTENTION SHES ALWYAS LOOKING IN THE MIRROS ON PURPOSE TO TRY AND BE CUTE AND FUNNY BUT REALLY ITS JUST FUCKING PATHETIC. FUCK YOU PARIS HILTON YOU ARE SO UGLY!! SERIOSULY, FUCKING UGLY. IF SHE WASNT SUCH A CONCEDED BITCH MAYBE SHE WOULD BE DECENT BUT SHE IS A WHORE WHO DOESNT KNOW THE REAL MEANING OF LIFE. stupid bitch
And Jess pulled a Paris and a britney and had a wardrobe malfunction. Although, I really don't think it was on purpose!! She'd probably be really horrified to know we've all seen her nipple now...
Or maybe not...she's a completely different person than she used to be, so maybe I'm wrong. Who knows...
God, Penis Hilton's ooogly. You need to re-write your copy, X17 to read:
".. barely contained saline sacks .. which anyone anywhere at any time can get from any plastic surgery ...." then you'd be more on-the-money. Did Penis get her dick strapped to her leg?? Looking more like a tranny every day, the old bag. HAHAHA
God, Penis Hilton's ooogly. You need to re-write your copy, X17 to read:
".. barely contained saline sacks .. which anyone anywhere at any time can get from any plastic surgery ...." then you'd be more on-the-money. Did Penis get her dick strapped to her leg?? Looking more like a tranny every day, the old bag. HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING AT PARASITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DO U GUYS SEE HER HORRIBLE NOSE COMIN OUT FROM THE HUT?? IS JUST LIKE A LITTLE PENIS TRYING TO GET REACH HER MOUTH.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING AT PARASITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DO U GUYS SEE HER HORRIBLE NOSE COMIN OUT FROM THE HUT?? IS JUST LIKE A LITTLE PENIS TRYING TO GET REACH HER MOUTH.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JESS LOOKS HOT AS HELL! LOVE YOU GIRL!
Paris Hilton....skank, pornstar, slamhound, drunk driver, racist, flasher, classless slut. Mom must be so proud!
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Paris is wearing a push up bra!
Jess is hot!!!!!!!!!... as hell! ;)
Yer um Paris boobs are certainly FAKE!!!
PARIS IS A FINE PIECE OF ASS! SHE NEEDS TO GET A PET PUSS...FORGET TINKERBELL....LIFE ISN'T FAIR...YOU END UP MARRIED TO THE UGLIEST SKANK IN HOLLYWOOD. OMG MY WIFE STINKS, WHY CAN'T I HAVE SOMEONE LIKE PARIS?
Both are the ugliest skanks in h-wood.