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The Big 2-8!
Posted on Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:56 PM PDT
Jessica Simpson, who'll always be our favorite Newlywed from Abilene, Texas, turns 28 today - happy birthday, girl! And hey, if there are any rumors you wanna squash...
...now is the time to do it!
Anything - anything at all!
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Jessica Simpson On Her Upcoming Wedding: We Might Elope - Mar 28, 2011
Jessica Simpson Arrives At LAX Looking Blonde And Beautiful After Flight - Mar 26, 2011
Jessica Simpson Goes Wild In Animal Print Onesie - Apr 16, 2011
Jessica Simpson Chosen By Michelle Obama To Perform For Military Families - Apr 11, 2011
Jessica Simpson Confirms She's Been Approached To Judge X Factor - Mar 29, 2011
Jessica Simpson On Her Upcoming Wedding: We Might Elope - Mar 28, 2011
Jessica Simpson Arrives At LAX Looking Blonde And Beautiful After Flight - Mar 26, 2011
Comments
bump bump bump
NICE SEGWAY X17
love it ;)
lmao. 28 years old. still cannot act, think, talk, or dress herself. what a waste of space this dimwit is.
Yuck, she's yesterday's news, but I hope she is pregnant so she can blow up and look like a whale. She's going to be huge.
happy Bday jess :-)
Rabbit Tooth, better eat more carrots instead of BBQ. If she is prenant who is the father, Tony or her Daddy. My money is on her daddy. Daddy likes to screw things up so why not his daughters.
Jessica looks pregnant in these pics...if she isn't...she's got lots of "air" in her tummy (wink, wink).
She is not from Abilene? She is from Dallas, where did you get Abilene? She does look a little pregnant would be good for her even thou she will be another Jessica Alba and just care about her looks while being pregnant.
You guys are SO pathetic. From insulting Madonna to spying on Angelina...you guys are the scummiest of the scum.
She's only 28?? Wow, she looks a lot older.
she should squash your face with a big pile of shit! why do people give a shit
Happy Birthday Jess. You are one sexy woman. I would love to suck on them boobies. Yea Baby Yea.
she looks like a tranny her boobs look super fake, fake blond hair, fake boyfriend & it looks like Pape Joe paid x17 to post shyt about his ugly daughters
PAPA Joe, must be so pround, two knocked up daughters, at least one had the sense to marry the baby's daddy.
I think you mean "quash" you illiterate bottom-feeders.
Enough about pregnancy already! It's the ruching on the dress, you idiots.
Pike 1:24, you are a sick mother fucker. Brain dead assholes like you come on here to make nasty and degrading comments about good people for your daily jerk off rituals. Try to find the rock under which you were hatched and return to your skank mother and zit infested whore sisters.
X17 has been doing this pregnancy thing for awhile, particularly with girls wearing satin and similar fabrics -- they magnify the curves. She is NOT pregnant based on photos. In addition to that, Tony Romo would have a BIG problem with Cowboys' management if she were.
Jess Quote: 23 is old, it's almost 25, with is almost mid-20. LOL!! Can't believe it's allready 5 years ago :P Man she's really getting old now i quess;):P Happy B-day
Whatever. This site is the only one not showing the "other" shots of her that night. These pictures are the only ones that look this way. She looks tiny in all of the other shots. Why not show all of the pics and not just the angle your selling?
She does not look older than 28. You people are insane. She is gorgeous. I'd do her...she just wouldn't do me...or any other of you smucks.
1:24
You stole my thunder. Why doesn't she do something about those buck teeth? I laff every time I see her!
Hopefully, Romo will either give her a gym membership or buy her an entire wardrobe of suitably sized dresses. yikes.
Happy B-Day Jessica...I still think u are HOTT...Fuck all u other hater yall can kiss my ass....
Uhhh she's from Richardson Texas you numbwits.
Uhhh she's from Richardson Texas you numbwits.
Uhhh she's from Richardson Texas you numbwits.
Shes HOT you guys stop hating. Ive noticed hot, pretty, tan, big boobed blonde girls get SO much hate out of jealoisy lately.
And I say shes HOT and im a girl...who doesnt like girls. Stop being jealous
Happy Birthday, Jessica.
You look preggers, girl!
Yippppppppeeeeeeeeeeeee!
To Tony: DNA DNA DNA, if she is PG chances are it's not Tony's, remember they split for a few weeks. The Buck Toothed Golddigger and her dad would do anything to get a piece of Romo's pie.
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