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The Many Faces of Jessica Simpson
Posted on Tue Nov 6, 2007 08:58 AM PDT
Who says she can't act? Here's Jessica, at an ACE event in New York Monday night, giving us a variety of expressions, from "Botoxed" (upper left) to "Despair". But no matter what emotion she's portraying, she still manages to look lovely in her Michael Kors cheetah print dress.
Uh-oh -- look who else showed up to the event in the same dress: Deborah Norville! How embarrassing! And is she holding up a purse made out of her book? Doubly embarrassing!
Is that dress brocade or lamé?
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Holy Kakapoopy!
She's turning into a holy Kakapoopist! :)
she can't look anything but good. beautiful girl.
everything look good except her features which are fucked by plastic surgery
Jessica is still gorgeous, I think. Recently, she was said to join in a millionaire dating site. I guess it may be meetrich.com, millionairematch? wealthymen?who cares. Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match at meetrich.com.
The cut of the dress is not flattering on Jessica but looks fine for a older women like Deborah.
She looks very drag queenish here especially in that full shot. She has the same dress as Deborah Norville...that sucks.
hot hot hot!!!!
may i please her orally now????
^^^she's all yours mate.
ugly dress. Too much work done. Fake.
Jessica looks weird and not as cute as she was on Newlyweds. she has had way too much plastic surgery.
Not so fresh looking. Like stale bread.
She's so pretty.
Her nose looks disfigured. It looks like they tried to make it look more narrow and screwed it up.
Everything in her upper body is Fake, she used to be cute but now she all FAKE
1. fake hair
2. fake nose
3. Fake lips
4. Fake eyelift
5. fake smile.......go on and on
WHERE DID NATURAL GO IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
beautiful as jessica always is, she looks so hot yet elegant!
9:55
Low standards produce ugly babies, you might want to work on that.
The magazine instyle (instyle.com), has a picture of the real Jessica in 1999 (before all the plastic surgery). MY HAS SHE CHANGED!! Plastic surgery does wonders for some people.
She blows her dad
She looks like crap considering how youg she is. The cheek implants that she got after newly weds makes her face look older and more edgy.
Bam fucked her. LOL!!!
Dane Cook fucked her too
Eyebrows never move - sure sign of being buttockst.
Jessica looks so old in the first picture and harsh in the eyes. Pretty manly all around.
I LOVE JESSICA!!!SHE IS BEAUTFUL!!!She doesn't need alot of makeup she has natural beauty.I have been a fan for a long time and always will be.She is real not fake like most Hollywood people.
I think it's Pastor Joe Simpson in a wig .
What is Jessica Simpson????A BEUTIFUL GIRL WITH A TRUE HEART YOU SACK OF SHIT!!!
i agree with 9:54 what the hell happen to natural/ this troll is beyond fugly and fake.
when are these people going to realize its not how yound or lifted your ugly face is/ its your heart and soul that real people love not that fake uplifted boobs and padded ass and big plumped up lips. all that is fake and no matter how many face lifts you get, you will never be able to make your mind younger/ you look stupid looking all young but your mind and body have been aroung so long it just doesnt match with that ole pinched up face. how boring and fake act your damn age.
I can tell you what happened to her...she let daddy in her (literally & figuratively)
you bag of bones and sack of shit yourself. jessica is fugly and fake and looks like her dad in a skirt. so how fucking cute is that.
Each face screams DER DER DER!!
She's a spoiled cunt
I love Jessica!!! Absolutely made the wrong decision to let Nick go, but what can ya do. Her head got a bit too big. She's paying for it now. She needs to come out w/ a really strong album! Country is not the ticket though. Too bad, still love her!
I HATE JESSICA AND HER FAKE ASS SISTER ASHLEY (long nose) SIMPSON.
Jessica looks beautiful, and she rocks that dress... filling it much better than Deborah!
Why is it that Jessica had to wait until she was married but her parents don't care that her sister is a whore?
She's cute. Looks good. She can be out there banging a bunch of dudes but she stays out of the limelight and doesn't go sleeping around with anyone just because she can. She's not setting a bad example. She's ok.
Nick fucked her in the butt
"Just a lil dab is all you need..." Take your own advice and apply it to eating. Put down the fork, Jessica! You gain 5 pounds every time you eat.
What happen to the bump on her nose that she was so proud of?? I mean REALLY!!
Her lips and nose aren't the same anymore, she was so pretty on newly weds...
She deserves horrible things in her life for dumping Nick the way she did. But when your dad has his dick in your ass you do what he says.
I have to agree with some of the comments here what happened to her face. I can tell she's done the fake bake all over but her face looks orange and the make looks a little caked on. It looks like she had some botox done around the mouth area and tried to cover some swelling with make. I'm not saying she's ugly but not natural at all. I think Jess was trying to get rid of laugh lines. Oh well its her face she can do whatever.
This is what she looked like before the surgeries... http://www.instyle.com/instyle/celebrities/transformation/0,,1048111_1,00.html
I see orange skin and black roots.
the all time hotest of the all!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2295305
Me too IH8SEATTLE !!
DUMBASS FOREHEAD OVER BOTOXED JUST LIKE HER MOUTH AREA IS OVER RESTAYLNED AND DUMBASS HAS FIXED HER BUMP ON HER NOSE. THE SHOCKER, DUMBASS IS NOT OVER 30 BUT ONLY 27 YEARS OLD. IMAGE HER AT 40! LOL!
She ate out John Mayer's asshole
Why is she becoming like a man? She used to be quite cute when she was still with her ex-husband.
your all such assholes and haters she is all natural and beautiful inside and out get a lkfe!
your all such assholes and haters she is all natural and beautiful inside and out get a life!
she looks like shes done some coke lines the way her jaw looks.
she looks like shes done some coke lines the way her jaw looks.
Hey Gonzo!
she fucked her self with plastic surgery she looks horrible here the nos yuck and what happend to her toned bud
Beautyful!
At least she isn't a DRUNK, LIKE VANESSA!!
KEN!!! That center part is too harsh on her!!!! Move it to the side Damn!
What a walking disaster she is.a man with boobs.
I NEVER COULD GET THE JESSICA SIMPSON THING... SHE'S NOT GOOD LOOKING. SHE LOOKS LIKE HER PERVERTED DAD. BIG NOSE, BIG CHIN....ASHLEY'S UGLY TOO.... JUST DON;T GET IT????? VANESSA IS WAY BETTER LOOKING........
jessica is sweet little thing...she need to use her brain more...
ashley thou..YUCK i get seeck of saying her name.. UGLY... she seemse elder then jessica!!!
jessica i think was pretty on newlyweds but she changed she looks like a whore maybe all the sex makes her look dirty now..and lets not forget the surgery that changed her for the ugly...she did nick a favor by leaving him she's so superficial