Where In The World Is Jessica Simpson, And Who Should She Date Next?

I think dear Jessica should forget about men (or women for that matter) and concentrate on a new direction for her career. Concentrate on your career options Jess....the rest will fall in place someday. Hang in there girl....something good WILL happen.

Your suggestions are ridiculous. Why not lay off Jessica for awhile, and let her get herself together. I'm sure she'll do just fine without the help of some flunky tabloid employee.

CHAZ BONO?

Owen Wilson could handle her needy personality....

All the guys pictured are way out of her league. She might be able to get Sanjaya to ask her out if he's a chubby chaser. There's always Joe Simpson.

Bam Magera

The Chaz suggestion was Great!

Samantha Ronson??

Agree 6:04 - Samantha might just give her somethin' to think about. She sure hasn't had any luck with guys!

dropping the 'farting in bed' might help her out.........giving tony 'the dutch oven' was the last straw

Wilmer Valderama

She should date a fried Twinkie and a fried Oreo and then dump them both for corn dogs with ketchup and mustard.

Benji Madden he Loves ATTENTION.

Jennifer Aniston

She is such an annoying idiot, i mean really dumb, that she will continue to scare guys away. The fact that she is now fat, continues with the dumb facial expressions, tries to be cute - fail, is so clingy and needy, is a non talented dummy, cheated on her ex husband numerous times, has a creepy father, has a lip synch dumb-ass loser sister, and the list goes on. She is an example of how the gene pool skipped any intelligence whatsoever. I actually feel bad for any guy that has hung out with her - Bam Magera - what a conquest - lol. This is smart move by Romo, he will gets someone much better. Simpson should go out with Gared the Subway guy - maybe she can get some helpful hints.

lol she and Jennifer Aniston are so desperate. Men are their career because if they don't have one then they sure will not have a career.

Hey how about amy wino, he's up for grabs

I've always wondered what her IQ is? 90 on a good day maybe? The world abhors a vacuum, so maybe that's why her brain has so many troubles functioning.

her father

NICK WOULD NEVER TOUCH HER AGAIN!!!! ESPECIALLY AFTER BEING WITH SOMEONE AS GORGEOUS AS VANESSA MANILLO!!!!

I'VE SEEN PICS OF JESSICA WITH OWEN WILSON...IN THE PAST....I DONT THINK HE WAS INTO HER!!!! GEORGE CLOONEY WOULD RUN FROM HER!!! WHY CANT SHE GO OUT WITH A NON-SHOWBIZ GUY??? LIKE A BUSINESSMAN???????? JOHN MAYER WOULD PROBLY DO HER AGAIN THO'!!!!

Did anyone read Gawker? Perez Hilton doesn't write his blog. It's an interesting story about Perez and sex tapes.

HUGH HEFNER.

Pretty sad when your little sister pops out a kid before you do. She better hurry up and find some dude to knock her up or she'll end up a morbidly obese childless spinster.

JS is a beautiful woman. However, she needs to stay away from hollywood types, and sports types. Jess, you ned to go for a normal gown up man maybe 5 to 10 years older than you are, not the man-boys you've been dating the last couple of years.

God I hope she doesn't go with Mayer. He abused her with blogging about her always texting him and to live him alone.

It seems like Mayer wants to get back with her though.

That pic up her skirt was nasty. Her skin was both pale and spots of red rash. She may have thought that Romo was happy with her fat, I mean curves, but she thought wrong. She is so annoying, no one will want to be involved with this wannabe "blond bombshell" - her hair is dyed. She should go back to the sticks and raise raccoons or possums with her daddy.

She is so desperate - I think the Jared from Subway suggestion is the best - he is older and still a bit obese. I like Jared,I don't care for Simpson - she is the village idiot.

ive always wanted her to get back together with Nick.
and to anyone who says shes fat, what the f**k is wrong with you?! no wonder so many young girls out there have a wrong perception of what is healty versus what isn't.

She is a fat ass - simple solution -start purging Blimpson. Even stripes didn't help. Only skinny girls should be role models.

john stamos or kanye!

i agree with the person who said hugh hefner hahaha, she would be the perfect bunny. Blonde, stupid and big tits

She'll be back with Mayer because she's desperate.

Mayer is losing in the media department so he'll want to tap someone famous soon.

she lives in her own little world where she is cute forever and men will adore her forever too because of her tits and " beautiful personality".

She is a VERY needy, insecure person. What she should do is go for therapy to pinpoint why she is so clingy with the men she dates. She needs to work on building her self confidence. Then when she does get into another relationship, she needs to keep it private and not talk about how lucky she is to have the man. She needs to live her personal life out of the spotlight and forget about reality show. And maybe she needs another manager besides her father.

she is pathetic and beyond stupid. Nick lachey was a loser himself too, they deserve each other

George Clooney is WAY TOO MUCH for her, she is too stupid and overweight now, i agree she should date hugh hefner. Oh wait! Hefner dont like them fat!

what about that prison break midget she bailed out of jail the guy that killed some poor kid

Like she has a choice. Jessica had a good man in Nick. She thought the grass was greener somewhere else.Look what happened she got dumped twice.

Towards the end of her marriage to Nick,
I got tired of looking at her long,sad,
face. She didn't realize what she had,
until she lost it.

Like a rock she is.....only much dumber.

no one will touch her now shes too fat

rude rude and hopeless americans... this is a girl who has never fought or said a single mean word to anyone and is being attacked...everything you people r saying r just a reflection of ur character..i wonder what kind of life you people have...your world is full of bitterness....

Mayer doesn't want her, get real!!!

Jessica should get together with someone worthy of her stats......like the stock boy at Walmart....

Jessica should get together with someone worthy of her status......like the stock boy at Walmart....

Leave her be! How would you like it if we kept asking these stupid questions right after someone breaks your heart? You are F-ing losers to do this to anyone

serial dater, will never be in a healthy relationship with until she can be happy by herself. fat chance so let's enjoy the caberet.

X17, just leave her alone all right? And go yourself date your momma!!!

You know what, you X17 and all of your brothers and sisters gossip bullies, just keep going. But don't be surprise if a celebrity fed up of your constant shit on their back have them commit suicide. You'll have your gossip ass to blame the rest of your pro bully life.

John Mayer-That's just mental cruelty to go there again...but on second thought:D

Nick Lachey-Doesn't have a job, is a drunk, and is fat. Plus when you've had bigger peen, you don't want to settle for baby d*ck again.He'd just be spending Jessica's money on her anyway.

Owen Wilson-He'll definately finish the job(suicide) if he dated her

George Clooney-She's too dumb even for Clooney

Bradley Cooper-He's on his way to becoming a superstar, he's not going to taint that with this slut.

Chace Crawford-That's funny, I thought he was trying to distance himself from the gay rumors. Who's going to believe a guy like him would date a fat cow like that?

Jessica should date Samantha Ronson, that would be interesting to watch!

they see someboy already down on the floor and they just add up to the burdens and hit on them harder and harder, just to make money out of this. very human, very intelligent... you paparazzis spit on joe jackson but in the long run, your actions are just the same. emotional stress from eternal criticism on tv, newspapers, magazines and mostly on the internet. bravo! but inside of you, you know all of this already and you won't change your wats because money is the thing... money and power over life. once again.

She should not date anyone for a year at least. The girl is needy and desperate and should take time off. It is pathetic.

she needs the old dude

old dude ,old dude, old dude,she be great for him
she needs some one with knowledge & patience

I love people who say Jessica is needy and desperate and pathetic, but they don't apply that same logic to Jennifer Aniston. I think Jen is getting ready to wind up the 'boyfriend' machine. Both Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler nipped those dating rumors in the bud. Who should she date now? Hell are there any single men left in Hollywood she hasn't been with or rumored to be dating? It's not like she is predictable is it? lol

She should marry someone outside the entertainment industry like a banker, teacher,lawyer or doctor for a stable, less fantasy over-indulgent relationship.

Those guys are way out of her reach. She should just stick to Ben & Jerry, they will always be there for her.

I think Jessica's smart & gorgeous. She doesn't make that kind of money being stupid. I give her alot of credit with this girl's strength. She's got the whole package. Just take your time & pick someone mature & wants what you want.

I think Jessica's smart & gorgeous. She doesn't make that kind of money being stupid. I give her alot of credit with this girl's strength. She's got the whole package. Just take your time & pick someone mature & wants what you want.

Why does Jessica need a man? Use a vibrator girl, It works like a charm everytime! Besides, men, like Nick Lachey, just want to use you for your MONEEEEY!

Nick made more money than her at the time they got married. That's why there was no prenup. She only got more fans and endorsements because of their reality shows...in which he also a part of. Before the reality show, she was not making money as a singer. She was always came in last after Britney and Christina...all from the Mickey Mouse club. Hence, starting in a reality show. You don't see people on the top starting in a reality show...only has-been does.

When she was on "top", she left Nick. And what happened to her after that?
She went right back to where she was...a has-been.

Guys in LA are all lining up to take her out so they can get a look at her world class tits!!!!!! I wish she would do Playboy so the rest of us can see those golden jugs!

12:59 so what? What has Nick Lachey done since? The ONLY reason his album did remotely well is because of the bad press and hurt feelings fans had over the split.Now, he's been telling people he has a new album coming out...since last 2007! He covered Take That's, "Patience" and radio didn't play it. So her album flopped, people are still buying her crap. Nick Lachey is OVER, and he shouldn't stayed with Minnillo, at least she still has True Beauty on the air.

she need s the old dude ''that way her father will no longer step inn

4:08, I never said NL became more famous after the divorce. They were both "losers" before the reality show. Like I said, she always came in last after Britney and Critina, his band always came in last after Nsync and the Backstreet Boys. And that's why they did the reality show...they were at the bottom of their careers.

a**holes saying shes fat.

the best thing jessica simpson could do for herself is to take some time and not just a few months she needs a few years to be alone..she needs to learn to trust herself and be secure within herself once she is comfortable within her own skin it will fall into place for her and she will not need any kind of advice "OH EXCEPT TO FIRE HER PERVERT OF A DAD HE IS ONE OF HER BIGGEST PROBLEMS NO DOUBT SHE WAS TRYING TO PLEASE HE DAD BY DATING ROMO HE DADS HERO!

Jessica should go away and come back with the body she had when she did the commercial in the red bikini. Tony left her because he was embarrassed about that Barbie and Ken party she had planned. He's not a teenager and thought the whole idea of her comparing them to a make-believe doll couple was more than he could bear. He has access to some of the most beautiful women in the world and Jessica let herself get sloppy fat. Also she is just too clingy. In every magazine interview she went on about how true their love is and how he completes her. She should have kept that to herself. What is up with her clothing style? Mom jeans! Why doesn't she just invest in a professional stylist? If she wants to be with a athlete like him at the top of his game than she has to be at the top of hers. Right now I hate to say but she has let herself go. He probably thought if she can let herself go and I'm only dating her, if I marry her she will probably weigh 200 pounds in under a year (if she doesn't weigh that already).

Jessica should go away and come back with the body she had when she did the commercial in the red bikini. Tony left her because he was embarrassed about that Barbie and Ken party she had planned. He's not a teenager and thought the whole idea of her comparing them to a make-believe doll couple was more than he could bear. He has access to some of the most beautiful women in the world and Jessica let herself get sloppy fat. Also she is just too clingy. In every magazine interview she went on about how true their love is and how he completes her. She should have kept that to herself. What is up with her clothing style? Mom jeans! Why doesn't she just invest in a professional stylist? If she wants to be with a athlete like him at the top of his game than she has to be at the top of hers. Right now I hate to say but she has let herself go. He probably thought if she can let herself go and I'm only dating her, if I marry her she will probably weigh 200 pounds in under a year (if she doesn't weigh that already).

She should go to school & get an education. Anyone else tired of these ignorant, uneducated celebs and all their emotional problems? Why is that the college educated ones have a lower profile?

Anyone else notice that ever since she left Nick her life has gone nowhere? but downhill?
I think that divorcing Nick was her daddy's idea and we all know jessica will do whatever daddy wants that is her entire problem in life!

She left Nick because of her daddy

She dated and wanted to marry Romo because it was her Daddy's dream he loved Romo more than she ever would have

It is time for her to cut the ties of having her father for her manager her daddy is just that "her daddy" she needs to let him be daddy and find a "MANAGER" that does not butt his nose into her life as far as making her life long decisions for her

Jessica needs to get herself into a good counselor AND NOT HER DADDY!!

and learn to be healthy and happy for herself and no one else...she needs to forget about dating anyone right now

until she gets her own life straight and feels really good about herself ( stop feeling a need to be married and have a kid by 30 ) which she has said.

It will happen when it is right ...oh and when it does happen again if it does she needs to grab onto it and keep ahold of it and not let it go because daddy says to!

Her daddy is the cause of her unhappiness all because she is constantly trying to make him happy now her life is miserable!

Joe go worry about your wife and your marriage and let jessica be the big girl she is she can pick her own mate and work it out just fine without you butting in and getting jealous making her get rid of them!
I feel so sorry for Nick imagine being married to someone you love with all your heart only to find that there are three people in the marriage and one does not want you in it anymore joe simpson has his goodness Iam sure but he has destroyed enough of his daughters life thus far and any real man would back off and let her be happy for whatever happiness is to her and not to him!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Jessica,
You truly have what it takes to be gorgeous inside and out but you sell yourself short, clearly you have lost some of your self respect but grab it and pull it back just like you talked about hope floating!
I think deep down inside you knew Tony did not really love you like you loved him and that is why you tried so hard to convince yourself and everyone around you that he was the one ...love is not having to try so hard to get someone to love you....and with Tony YOU were the one who was always trying so hard not the other way around!
So....learn from your mistakes girlfriend....and when you have taken time to grieve and heal do things that you love to do think of yourself and be happy within yourself...forget about getting pregnant and being married by the time your 30...GOD has a plan for you let him be in the driver seat and it will all unfold the way he has it planned ok....get out of the drivers seat you need a break....
as far as the fat comments go...if you feel your overweight then do what you need to ..to feel good about your weight and if your happy the way you are accept it and dont worry about what anyone else says....

oh and jessica one more thing...please please please whatever you do... find a person you respect, love and trust to be your manager and let your dad do his job being just a dad!
if you take the reins of your life where your manager of your career is concerned I think you will see some great strides in your career and private life! FOR THE GOOD!

Iam a mother and grandmother and just want to give you some loving encouragement you can do it your beautiful inside and out and everything will be ok!

some one at that age that lets her father control her you got issues or mental challenges ''go with the old dude

JUST LET THE GUY BE SOMEONE MORE INTERESTING THAN THE OTHERS, MAYBE THATS WHAT SHE NEEDS, A GUY WHO'S A LITTLE MORE EXCITING & FUN. A WOMAN MIGHT TREAT YOU BETTER IF YOU MADE IT WORTH HER WILED!

JUST LET THE GUY BE SOMEONE MORE INTERESTING THAN THE OTHERS, MAYBE THATS WHAT SHE NEEDS, A GUY WHO'S A LITTLE MORE EXCITING & FUN. A WOMAN MIGHT TREAT YOU BETTER IF YOU MADE IT WORTH HER WILED!