Where's Ken Paves When You Need Him?

Why did she have to get huge bonkers? Wouldn't a c cup or even a d cup have sufficed? Between her fake stringy hair and those fake boobs always overflowing out of her she looks like shit. That purse is hideous and you know why she was carrying it around all night? Because it's from her line! The Simpsons will manipulate the media anyway they can because they are a money hungry, media obsessed family! They have to make announcements every week about something because they are obsessed with staying in the media and making money from it!
They have now put their claws onto Tony Romo. Him dating their daughter makes Jessica finally look good. She had become an embarassment to them with the men problems she had after realizing that she had made a mistake leaving Lachey and he had bounced back fairly quickly.
You know, Tony is going to slow down because they are all busy trying to manipulate him and mould him to marry Jess, once they ruin his career and he is over, they will dump him because they have to stay in the spotlight and find her someother up and coming person for her and do it all again to this other poor soul because again they have a need for continual spotlight. Personally, I think that this family has huge psychological problems and not only do I dislike them but are disliked bu many, many people!

She needs to find Jesus.

That'll sell HUGE.

,,,,,,or maybe she's playing preggers or is preggers!!! it's the first time I ever saw a pic of her covering up the mid section!!!

Gross, she really is unattractive!

What happened to cute, sweet little Jessica?
She's grown into a brash and crass woman!

evem pretty girls have their bad days because she looks horrible in this picture!

I think she looks fine. I like the purse too. Those are just unflattering shots.

I think she looks fine. I like the purse too. Those are just unflattering shots.

she look fine? you must be joking! She look horrible and fat. And her boooooobs ....ergh

I Love her in that dress, i love the clutchbag, i would die for her hair. So shut up, she looks gorgeous.

Her breast make her look FAT!!30 Just around the corner your not 20 and cute anymore.

She losing her looks but at least she still has her mind unlike Britney.

I'm confused. She looks fine. There's nothing wrong with her hair. This website is so backwards. You think Britney looks fine, but you have problems with Jessica? I think it is time for an eye exam because most of the time britney's hair doesn't even looks like it has been combed or even washed. She barely looks decent most of the time, but she gets the beautiful comments.

she looks a lot better than scanky Britney. at least her nipples point in the right direction, and they aren't fighting the zits for exposure!

she looks so fat. everything she is wearing is hideous. she needs to go away and stop being so pathetically desperate

Wow, I always thought she was pretty ... stupid but pretty, but she looks a little bit masculine in these pics. That ain't good girl, dress it up. Surely you can't be that stupid that you can't figure out a dress that fits, a bit of make-up, and a hairbrush!

Those are just unflattering pictures which you could get of ANYONE as youre taking a hundred pictures in a row of them in motion. I dont like the purse but her hair actually looks good

I like the purse too. I dislike the label whore shit that those other girls wear. Yea, the hair is a mess but the dress is nice, too.

There's new photo on people that makes her look like she's wearing a maternity top. She's had too much done to her face
and she doesn't look the way she did when she first started out. She always holds her purse in front of her stomach.

SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE...

GO BACK TO TEXAS!!! Go home whore!

those are some serious titty fuckin tits. Then donkey punch the bitch for good measure.

Fake stringy hair weave extensions
fake humungous grapefruits sticking out
unfattering dress
fugly purse from her line
stupid expression

Is it me, or is she really trying to hide the mid section? and her left hand? what is she doing with her left hand, did she have a wardrobe malfuntion or something what is her left hand grabbing and her purse hiding? we need video for this. She might be preggers...

SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS!

It's funny how you can tell the postings from papa joe's employess paid to do this, herself or her parents directly. Remove those and you have a whole bunch of negative comments!

SHE'S PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she looks fine! theres nothing wrong people. the purse is good for the dress being that its on the plain side it gives the dress a kick. common people where are ur fashion senses!

Obviously the above comment was made by a Simpson employee or one of them.
She looks like shit. Her huge boobs are ready to overflow, her hair weave looks like shit, and the dress desn't fit her well. This is not a fashion icon. Considering the amount of money she has, most of the time she looks like a blow up doll with clothes on!
By the way, that purse from her line is ugly and her shoes are cheap quality. Her fashion sense is all about sticking her huge tatas up in the air and not much else. Why can't she just go away. If you remove the paid positive response, all you have is a bunch of people who can't stand her!

Bigger boobs?
Hair not dyed?
looking plump for someone who used to work out a lot?
Purse over belly?
I'd say pregnant

If she really is pregnant, than just how desperate to catch a guy can she be and what's with these two sisters?

I think she looks good...IMO i've always thought she was HOTT!!! All you HATERZ aer jealous b/c she looks better than all of yall!!!

These pictures of her could have been taken in the 70's! Her style is so outdated! Lately she's been looking shitty.
Why can't this attention obsessed girl and family just go away. They just keep trying to milk their fifteen minutes forever and ever. Overexposed and annoying.
I used to like Tony but I don't get wht he sees in her. Is he also secretly dying for the attention?
She evn tried to use Carrie Underwood, a real singer, to further her career at the Country Music Festival. Carrie who has a real powerful voice and is the real thing could never stoop so low to sing with Jessica, the country music wannabe but it didn't stop Jessica's side for trying. Papa Joe spends nights thinking about new ways to pimp them out! Some work, most of them don't.

the purse is D&G why is everyone hating!!

I love the purse - It's fierce!!!

Everyone is hating because we are fed up of media obsessed girl being flaunted by her also media obsessed father! Can't they all find a way of making money without having to pimp themselves out like they do to the public? Jess didn't make it because she has talent. she made it because her ambitious father milked her looks for whatever he could get. She's not even that good looking anymore. Her gazongas are too big and her fake looking hairweave is looking disgusting! The general public is not stupid. Now why is it that Carrie Underwood doesn't get all this bad publicity? Because Carrie has real talent. Her voice is extremely powerful and she is genuine. Jessica better leave her alone because the public loves Carrie while Jess is a wannabee. Besides, Carrie doesn't even acknowledge Jessica while Jess is obsessed with being like Carrie. That stupid red t-shirt Jess wore the other day with "real girls eat red meat" again shows jess's obsession with Carrie but Carrie wants nothing to do with this fake girl.
JESSICA LEAVE CARRIE ALONE. YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A WANNABEE WHILE CARRIE IS SO TALENTED. YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A JEALOUS LITTLE WHORE JESS, AND THE MORE YOU STRIKE OUT AT CARRIE, THE WORSE YOU ARE LOOKING!