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Oh, Jesus!

Jesus Luz skateboard madonna shorts
Jesus Luz skateboard madonna shorts
Jesus Luz skateboard madonna shorts

When Madonna first started dating Jesus Luz (seen here skateboarding in his hometown of Rio today), I thought the age difference was strange but also that she could have actually gotten someone a little hotter. I mean the retro curly hair and the chin dent aren't exactly dream features.

BUT ... all that's changed now and I totally get where Madge's head is -- it's buried in Jesus' abs! All it took was seeing that sexy Interview Magazine photo shoot and my opinion did a 180. Let's face it, he is totally hot and Madonna is one lucky mid-life, menopausal momma to have him.

Or maybe she WAS a lucky b*tch ... our Brazilian photographers are telling us the rumors back in the motherland are that Jesus and Madonna have broken up! Luz has been back in the southern hemisphere since the 23rd and speculation is swirling that he and his Material Girl have parted ways.

Say it ain't so!



I may just have to reconsider my relationship with James Franco and think about booking a one-way flight to Rio de Janeiro!

SEE MORE:
  >   Newly Single Jesus Luz Rises Up At Fight Night - Oct 18, 2010
  >   Hey Mr. DJ, Put A Record On! - Jul 05, 2010
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - While Madonna's Away, Jesus Will Play ... With Another Woman! - Apr 09, 2010
  >   Jesus Luz Gets A Beer Tossed In His Face, Cries In The Corner - Feb 25, 2010
  >   Madonna And Jesus C.A.R.E. About Each Other - Feb 14, 2010

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Posted by: Anonymous

Well if he is smart it IS so. Madonna tried to make her fortune mocking religious anything. She is anti everything that is sacred and made her career upon it. I will always oppose this material girl from my era.... always have. You Madonna... should not, dare not, put your anti beliefs in show to make money. You only will have to answer to that.



Posted by: Anonymous

gosh he is so hot!! brazilians such a beautiful people



Posted by: Anonymous

Ok, so he has nice abs. I still don't think he's hot. Sorry, but his face ruins it for me.



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Posted by: Anonymous

Wow! He's much too young and too hot for Madonna. She's old enough to be his mother! These old women need to stop preying on much younger guys.



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh c'mon! He's not that hot, besides he would take off his illuminati-bracelet if he wasn't with her anymore.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah, he is hot and he is with her. look, he has thad red leash on his hand, LOL. They both have a lot to gain by being with each other. It's mutual. He'll be a fool to leave her. Enjoy the ride Jesus baby



Posted by: Anonymous

illuminati-bracelet ???
all i see is skateboard brain RETARD



Posted by: Anonymous

but a hot one



Posted by: Anonymous

you mean cheap one I AGREE



Posted by: Anonymous

skateboarding is for kids



Posted by: Anonymous

whats in his hand?



Posted by: Anonymous

Poser. Learn to skateboard for real, not just ride around on a remote controlled toy.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lourdes is lucky to have such a nice looking big BROTHER!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Oups, sounds like Madonna decided to give the older son back to his natural mother, then...



Posted by: Anonymous

abs? where do you see abs? all i see is FLAB.



Posted by: Anonymous

Brazilian... are the best



Posted by: Anonymous

Fucking good looking guy... Why Brazilians are hot?



Posted by: his mom is younger than madonna!

Madonna,Demi ... the cougar thing is just a cry of desperation. It's tacky and it makes these women look like idiots and trash!



Posted by: Anonymous

p.s. where are the abs?



Posted by: Anonymous

I want to do him up n down n all around. I am now very horny.

very horny


very horny

Help me Jesus!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I'd hit it....



Posted by: Anonymous

I'm looking for the hot abs . . . still looking . . . still looking . . .

Regardless of the body, that face . . . I don't get it.



Posted by: Just Saying...

First off...LICK!!!

Secondly...Skateboarding is NOT "for kids"...you burn more calories skateborading than you do knocking people for being athletic!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

is that what you got for christmas ??
tell your mommy 2 buy you better clothes 'you look and you dress like your in brazil '''



Posted by: Anonymous

SOME DAY YOU WILL BE MAN AND YOU WILL
try real men sports NOT THIS CANDY ASS LIFE STYLE YOU GOT GOING SON ''
YOUR IN RIO AND YOU SKATEBOARD???
PATHETIC '''



Posted by: LA BELLE

im gladd madonna ...,,,,, FINALLY CAME 2 HER SENSES GOOD 4 HER AND THOSE KIDS '''GOOD ''''''4 HER OWN WELL BEING ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, SERIOUSLY ITS 'TIME2 PUT THOSE FEET ON THE GROUND

THE ONLY WINNER HERE ITS MADONNA 4 BEING WOMAN OF VALUE '''







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