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Oh, Jesus!
Posted on Fri Jan 29, 2010 09:08 PM PDT
When Madonna first started dating Jesus Luz (seen here skateboarding in his hometown of Rio today), I thought the age difference was strange but also that she could have actually gotten someone a little hotter. I mean the retro curly hair and the chin dent aren't exactly dream features.
BUT ... all that's changed now and I totally get where Madge's head is -- it's buried in Jesus' abs! All it took was seeing that sexy Interview Magazine photo shoot and my opinion did a 180. Let's face it, he is totally hot and Madonna is one lucky mid-life, menopausal momma to have him.
Or maybe she WAS a lucky b*tch ... our Brazilian photographers are telling us the rumors back in the motherland are that Jesus and Madonna have broken up! Luz has been back in the southern hemisphere since the 23rd and speculation is swirling that he and his Material Girl have parted ways.
Say it ain't so!
I may just have to reconsider my relationship with James Franco and think about booking a one-way flight to Rio de Janeiro!
Newly Single Jesus Luz Rises Up At Fight Night - Oct 18, 2010
Hey Mr. DJ, Put A Record On! - Jul 05, 2010
X17 XCLUSIVE - While Madonna's Away, Jesus Will Play ... With Another Woman! - Apr 09, 2010
Jesus Luz Gets A Beer Tossed In His Face, Cries In The Corner - Feb 25, 2010
Madonna And Jesus C.A.R.E. About Each Other - Feb 14, 2010
SEE THE GALLERY 
Jesus Luz Heats Things Up In Brazil
Comments
Well if he is smart it IS so. Madonna tried to make her fortune mocking religious anything. She is anti everything that is sacred and made her career upon it. I will always oppose this material girl from my era.... always have. You Madonna... should not, dare not, put your anti beliefs in show to make money. You only will have to answer to that.
gosh he is so hot!! brazilians such a beautiful people
Ok, so he has nice abs. I still don't think he's hot. Sorry, but his face ruins it for me.
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Wow! He's much too young and too hot for Madonna. She's old enough to be his mother! These old women need to stop preying on much younger guys.
Oh c'mon! He's not that hot, besides he would take off his illuminati-bracelet if he wasn't with her anymore.
Yeah, he is hot and he is with her. look, he has thad red leash on his hand, LOL. They both have a lot to gain by being with each other. It's mutual. He'll be a fool to leave her. Enjoy the ride Jesus baby
illuminati-bracelet ???
all i see is skateboard brain RETARD
but a hot one
you mean cheap one I AGREE
skateboarding is for kids
whats in his hand?
Poser. Learn to skateboard for real, not just ride around on a remote controlled toy.
Lourdes is lucky to have such a nice looking big BROTHER!!!
Oups, sounds like Madonna decided to give the older son back to his natural mother, then...
abs? where do you see abs? all i see is FLAB.
Brazilian... are the best
Fucking good looking guy... Why Brazilians are hot?
Madonna,Demi ... the cougar thing is just a cry of desperation. It's tacky and it makes these women look like idiots and trash!
p.s. where are the abs?
I want to do him up n down n all around. I am now very horny.
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very horny
Help me Jesus!!
I'd hit it....
I'm looking for the hot abs . . . still looking . . . still looking . . .
Regardless of the body, that face . . . I don't get it.
First off...LICK!!!
Secondly...Skateboarding is NOT "for kids"...you burn more calories skateborading than you do knocking people for being athletic!!!
is that what you got for christmas ??
tell your mommy 2 buy you better clothes 'you look and you dress like your in brazil '''
SOME DAY YOU WILL BE MAN AND YOU WILL
try real men sports NOT THIS CANDY ASS LIFE STYLE YOU GOT GOING SON ''
YOUR IN RIO AND YOU SKATEBOARD???
PATHETIC '''
im gladd madonna ...,,,,, FINALLY CAME 2 HER SENSES GOOD 4 HER AND THOSE KIDS '''GOOD ''''''4 HER OWN WELL BEING ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, SERIOUSLY ITS 'TIME2 PUT THOSE FEET ON THE GROUND
THE ONLY WINNER HERE ITS MADONNA 4 BEING WOMAN OF VALUE '''