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Jim Carrey Wants Emma Stone To Have His Babies
Posted on Wed Aug 24, 2011 04:45 PM PDT
Jim Carrey has just taken his creepy shtick to a whole new level.
The crazy comedian voluntarily uploaded a video professing his love to Emma Stone.
In the dedication to the 22-year-old The Help actress, he said:
- "Emma, I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you. We would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We'd laugh all day long, go camping and play Yahtzee. Tell ghost stories by the fire."
Jim pauses when thinking about the sex the two would have before going on to admit that he's too old for Emma. He continued:
- "And every day, for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I'm not. I'm 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little bit longer to pee than it used to."
Wonder what Emma's reported boyfriend Andrew Garfield will think of this love manifesto?
Jim ended his speech by telling Emma he "just wanted to let [her] know how I felt. I think you're very special and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment. But most of all, I wish you love and contentment."
Though we're guessing this was one big joke, if Jim really feels this way, it's odd on many levels ... and not just because of their age difference. After all, he comedian is a grandpa! His 23-year-old daughter Jane gave birth to a son, Jackson Riley Santana, in February 2010.
That makes Jim's daughter just one year older than Emma. Icky!
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Comments
no more creepy than an aging effeminate bit-part actor marrying a 16 year old..
everything is possible in hollywood these days, folks!!
I'm 49 and that wouldn't stop me, but unfortunately I'm a nobody and Emma is a super star.
She can only dream he would marry her.. googly eyes, mile high forehead, dead soul I wanna be rich and famous personality and dullard mentality to pretend and not care the quality of the movie she is in as long as she is paid, she seems uncomfortable posing and .. easy way out.. aren't assets.. Jim.. learn from Steve Martin and his horror of dating bi-wacko Bernadette Peters, then marrying freakishly cruel Victoria Tennant, ect and stick to nice, normal and smart who appreciates a man with humor and genuine talents, but then again .. he appears to be more like her than opposed, perhaps this is a romance meant to be.. only Steve Martin seeks true love and fidelity..
At least he realizes and ADMITS that she is TOO YOUNG for him! Too bad a lot of other LOONEYWOOD men don't have that CLARITY and GRACE!
He's not funny, just creepy. ewwwwww
Lydia, your grammar indicates you are NOT a doctor.
Jim's admission that he's too old for Emma is really a plea for her to tell him he's not. He doesn't allow that age may not be the only thing keeping them apart. Still, I give him points for courage.