Joan Rivers Lists New York Penthouse For $29.5 Million

He was talikng about your wallet, idiot!

and on the other foot...

"As long as the checks clear."

and on the other foot...

"As long as the checks clear."

and on the other foot...

"As long as the checks clear."

What is it with the body hair? A different [body hair - free] angle would have been better for the eye, and the stomach

Tattoos are ugly

Sweet. Love is awesome!

She's such a fool.

That is so fake. Its wont last long and if she matters he wouldnt have made her into his ex wife!

That is so fake. Its wont last long and if she matters he wouldnt have made her into his ex wife!

"Im addicted to words/sayigs"


What?

You mean you like "quotes"?




What an illiterate hoe-bag.


That is NOT a "saying", that is some lame azz sh*t you made up to express your horny lust for your cheating, infidel husband.


The quote you should have on your nasty, bunion feet is:


# 7 Ten Commandments.

"Thou shalt not commit adultery".





Ink this on your forehead so when you tweet another desperate bikini pic you can remember to keep your sl*t legs closed to married men.




Thou shalt not commit adultery.




















Thou shalt not commit adultery.
































Thou shalt not commit adultery.




























LeAnn, the squinty-eyed skeleton.

"Im addicted to words/sayigs"


What?

You mean you like "quotes"?




What an illiterate hoe-bag.


That is NOT a "saying", that is some lame azz sh*t you made up to express your horny lust for your cheating, infidel husband.


The quote you should have on your nasty, bunion feet is:


# 7 Ten Commandments.

"Thou shalt not commit adultery".





Ink this on your forehead so when you tweet another desperate bikini pic you can remember to keep your sl*t legs closed to married men.




Thou shalt not commit adultery.




















Thou shalt not commit adultery.
































Thou shalt not commit adultery.




























LeAnn, the squinty-eyed skeleton.

"Im addicted to words/sayigs"


What?

You mean you like "quotes"?




What an illiterate hoe-bag.


That is NOT a "saying", that is some lame azz sh*t you made up to express your horny lust for your cheating, infidel husband.


The quote you should have on your nasty, bunion feet is:


# 7 Ten Commandments.

"Thou shalt not commit adultery".





Ink this on your forehead so when you tweet another desperate bikini pic you can remember to keep your sl*t legs closed to married men.




Thou shalt not commit adultery.




















Thou shalt not commit adultery.
































Thou shalt not commit adultery.




























LeAnn, the squinty-eyed skeleton.

"Im addicted to words/sayigs"


What?

You mean you like "quotes"?




What an illiterate hoe-bag.


That is NOT a "saying", that is some lame azz sh*t you made up to express your horny lust for your cheating, infidel husband.


The quote you should have on your nasty, bunion feet is:


# 7 Ten Commandments.

"Thou shalt not commit adultery".





Ink this on your forehead so when you tweet another desperate bikini pic you can remember to keep your sl*t legs closed to married men.




Thou shalt not commit adultery.




















Thou shalt not commit adultery.
































Thou shalt not commit adultery.




























LeAnn, the squinty-eyed skeleton.

Leann is a sucker!

... until I move on to bigger and better

Poor thing. If ever we needed proof how insecure she is....

Yes, we know that Eddie thinks she's the only one that matters since he was banging her while he was married and not thinking that his wife and kids married then or now! All he cares about is propelling his career and his wife wasn't giving him more attention, so onto a celeb that will give him more (bad) press. These people are horrible creatures.

They both are bottom feeders! The only ones that matter are the kids not her.

Once most of the money's gone.. he met another and poof he was gone can properly go on the left.. cause he has.. ha ha jokes on you,

Wow who didn't this coming? Leann was thinking before she got the tattoo. What do you suppose she was thinking about? Let's guess, today is MONDAY and what happens on Monday? EC ex-wife appears on RHOBH. But this episode of RHOBH is different because Eddie's other mistress is also going to be on the show.

You will remember this mistress because Life and Style reported that Eddie was hooking up with this woman while he was supposed to be all commited to Leann in Oct 2009. And then Eddie, per Leann, threatened to sue Life and Style for exposing the affair.

Of course it's her 5th tattoo, didn't she tattoo the word "TRUST" on her wrist after Life and Style exposed EC affair with SMJ in 2009? And then LR gets another tattoo the day before RHOBH airs the episode with SMJ in it? So LR thinks a tattoo will make EC faithful? The only thing EC is loving is LR money and the fact that LR will do anything to cover up his affairs.

When exactly did EC tell LR that she was the only one that matters? Was this before or after he was flirting with Liz while in Hawaii? Or was this after he got excited about how Liz's husband grabbing her butt?

Leann is just plain pathetic and all of this over the simply fact that SMJ, an affair EC denied, is going to be on RHOBH?

Leann has got to be the dumbest person in the world, shouldn't she be laying low?

What a hasbeen.

So while her and Eddie's peers were attending the Golden Globes and being honored, she was out getting a tattoo because Eddie's other mistress is going to be on RHOBH.

Come on x17, this is the REAL reason why Leann got the "only one that matters tattoo":



LeAnn Rimes is about to learn a very tough lesson about love: What goes around comes around. As the world knows, the blond country star, 27, fell for actor Eddie Cibrian, 36, on the set of Northern Lights, a Lifetime TV movie that aired in March. Though both Eddie and LeAnn were married at the time, they began a covert passionate affair. Their secret came out, however, right before Northern Lights premiered, when photos surfaced of the duo sneaking in and out of a beachside Malibu hotel.
Soon after the scandal broke — and both Eddie and LeAnn had filed for divorce from their spouses — Life & Style revealed a bombshell. Not only had Eddie been cheating on his wife with LeAnn, he’d also been carrying on a three-year romance with 24-year-old aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan.Since then, Eddie’s slyly been playing the role of faithful boyfriend to rich and famous LeAnn. But Life & Style can once again expose him for the serial cheater he is.Eddie has recently started seeing Scheana again,” an insider tells Life & Style exclusively, noting that they were together on Oct. 21 around 1 a.m. “He told her he’s only with LeAnn for the publicity and that he plans to end things with her soon.


© Copyright - Life & Style 2009. All rights reserved

The Five Worst Celebrities of 2011 ( by JS from Yahoo 12/31)

Some of you were surprised that a few celebs didn't make the "FAIL" list a couple of days ago, and that's because they made this list instead. These are the people we groan over in the news, or elicit such a visceral response in us we might get slightly nauseous when we have to read about them. Which is usually entirely too much, but it's hilariously awful just the same.

So here we are...the Living Worst of 2011


LeAnn Rimes

As far as I'm concerned she might just be the WORST of the year. I literally scream every day when I see the staged photo-op of her fug mug and that dirtbag z-list CSI extra husband of hers. Let's put it this way LeAnn...your VOICE made you famous. Not your "hot bod." Telling us how hot you are everyday until we finally say, "Ok, we give you're so HOT LeAnn" isn't going to make you any less insecure about losing your husband to a hotter piece. Because apparently, he's not at all particular since Brandi Glanville is ten times hotter than you will ever be. Doesn't all of this homewrecking, ex-wife stalking, getting married, etc. make for a good country song? Good. Go write one then, retire the bikini for a while and give us a break.


--From Yahoo

Eddie Cibrian's theme song: Gigolo by The Village People

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part, I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Oh what their saying

And there will come a day and youth will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know
They'll say just a gigolo, life goes on without me

I'm just a gigolo, everywhere I go
People know the part, I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Oh, what their saying

And there will come a day and youth will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know
They'll say just a gigolo, life goes on without me

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Love the Cameras — Are They the New Heidi and Spencer?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been the reigning King and Queen of ridiculously staged photo ops for the past few years, though there may be some new competition on the scene. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian seem to share Heidi and Spencer’s flair for drama, posing for a serious engagement shoot and silly bikini beach strolls. Also like Heidi and Spencer, LeAnn and Eddie just love to share PDA in some of the most unusual places. Considering all of LeAnn and Eddie’s recent camera time, we’d like to know what you think — are LeAnn and Eddie the new Heidi and Spencer?

-Popsugar

Note to x17:

Didn't Kat Von D get a tattoo of Jessie James and wasn't he cheating on her the whole time?

And weren't Katy Perry and Russel Brand getting tattoos to cover up they were having problems in their marriage?

And now Leann for the second time in a row gets a tattoo when this Schena woman is introduced to the media? The first time it was by Life and Style and the second time it's going to be by RHOBH. So don't you think that Leann is hiding something?

So everytime one of Eddie's sidepieces get out of line(ie-go on tv or talk to a mag/tabloid), Leann is going to get a tattoo to cover it up?

Eddie doesn't say sweet things to Leann, this is the same man who only grabbed Leann's behind because he was watching his mistress get her behind grabbed.

Why does Leann try so hard to convince everyone that all is well in her marriage?

The 5 Most Annoying Celebrity Couples of 2011

Less is more when it comes to celebrity couples. When stars focus on their personal relationships in private, it’s better for their image than mugging for the paparazzi 24/7.

There are celebrity couples we love, but who are celebrity couples of 2011 we love to hate? Here are the top 5.

4. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

Eddie Cibrian leaves all the talking to his country singing wife who loves to hop on Twitter and remind all the haters, who chastised her and Eddie for being cheaters, how happy and in love she is as Mrs. Cibrian. We even get plenty of pics of the skinny stepmom in skimpy bathing suits prancing down the beach with her man.

-from OMG

"It’s long overdue, but I’m going to go ahead and crown Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes the new King and Queen of PDA, removing the crown from the all-but-forgotten previous royal couple of public flirtation, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag – who have since been banished from the realm of Give a Damn."

--Source Starcasm

"While LeAnn Rimes seems to spend all of her time either on Twitter or in a bikini (sometimes she Tweets in a bikini), no one seems to care. The C-list singer and her husband, unemployed TV actor Eddie Cibrian, were both married to other people when they met on the set of a Lifetime movie (about which a Lifetime movie was reportedly in development, until the network realized no one actually cares), and now they seem determined to really, really make people care. At least that's the only explanation anyone has as to why they frolic full-time, semi-nude, and with cocktails in hand on beaches with invited paparazzi in Hawaii, California and Mexico."

Source: The Aspen Times(by MC 1/10/12)

Awww look he is trying to butter her up with words to get another big wad of cash from her. He is using her and she is clueless. She is his cash cow. She has tried to turn herself into his ex wife with the skimpy swimsuits, fake, boobs and looking too skinny. Brandi is tall and wears her figure well. LeAnn looks like an anorexic bag of bones .

No one cares about this home wrecking whore.

x17 don't you think it's odd that Leann is the one getting "the only one that matters" tattoo? Shouldn't Eddie be getting the tattoo, since he is the one who thinks this about Leann?

I don't think that Eddie said this at all to Leann, this quote is what Leann tells herself when Eddie goes off to be with this other women. She has to convince herself that the Don Julio, Liz, the cars, expensive trips, and SMJ are not more important than she is. If Eddie was telling Leann these things why does she spend 24/7 on twitter? Come on, when does Eddie tell her these things? While he is in bed with Leann's friend?

Idiot he's supposed to get the tattoo not her. She needs psychiatric help. She lives in a world of lies & make believe. He called you a speedbump. Get that tattooed on that gross body . Stretchmarks & tattoos very classy.

It just keeps getting better. So Eddie's ex-wife had an interview this morning on
Good Day LA. So Leann is jealous because Eddie's ex-wife is doing actual interviews while Leann has to pay places like HuffPo, x17, JJ, DM, Celebuzz, and Radaronline to write nice fluff pieces about her.

Poor Leann. So she has to use a foot tattoo to compete with Brandi, Liz, and Scheana Marie Jancan. Why won't Leann just do the right thing and admit that Eddie is cheating. She can't hide his affairs forever.

Eddie called Leann a speedbump, how come Leann didn't get that tattooed on her body?

You are right, I am an asshole. I guess my name does say it all, I am a Brandi dog.

I wish I were more like Leann, so pretty and sweet. I understand now why Ed left me for her.

I guess I have a long way to go after I get out of rehab and try to win custody of my kids back after Leann and Eddie get custody, she is a much better role model for them right now. I just hope my kids will still like me...I have been a rotten mother, all drugged up and being slutty. I know they will grow up one day and see all these rotten things I do. I hope they can forgive me, too.

Again, I am sorry to all I have hurt on this board.

Sincerely, Brandi G.

@3:23

Wow, Dobbie, seriously, you are going to keep making posts in Brandi's name? After Leann tweeted about kids learning about HATE?

So Dobbie, is this why you and Leann are upset:

LeAnn Rimes is about to learn a very tough lesson about love: What goes around comes around. As the world knows, the blond country star, 27, fell for actor Eddie Cibrian, 36, on the set of Northern Lights, a Lifetime TV movie that aired in March. Though both Eddie and LeAnn were married at the time, they began a covert passionate affair. Their secret came out, however, right before Northern Lights premiered, when photos surfaced of the duo sneaking in and out of a beachside Malibu hotel.
Soon after the scandal broke — and both Eddie and LeAnn had filed for divorce from their spouses — Life & Style revealed a bombshell. Not only had Eddie been cheating on his wife with LeAnn, he’d also been carrying on a three-year romance with 24-year-old aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan.Since then, Eddie’s slyly been playing the role of faithful boyfriend to rich and famous LeAnn. But Life & Style can once again expose him for the serial cheater he is.Eddie has recently started seeing Scheana again,” an insider tells Life & Style exclusively, noting that they were together on Oct. 21 around 1 a.m. “He told her he’s only with LeAnn for the publicity and that he plans to end things with her soon.


© Copyright - Life & Style 2009. All rights reserved

Don't you think it's funny that Leann and Dobbie are trying to counteract SMJ appearance on RHOBH by

a) Making posts in Brandi's name

b) bombarding the media with stories about how LR got a tattoo to honor EC

$$$$$$$$$$$

Are you sure that's a foot?? Looks like a piece of chicken or something, all veins and shriveled up.

Are you sure that's a foot?? Looks like a piece of chicken or something, all veins and shriveled up.

Does that mean he fu^^s around but she's the "only one that matters"??

She cheated from day one with her first hubby.. these two are professional sluts and are cheating on each other now..

So cute....love it!

Can anyone figure out what is wrong with Leann's tattoo?

If Leann had thought before she got inked, then the tattoo would read "the only one WHO matters". Using the word THAT, makes it seem like Leann is nothing more than an object to Eddie. Like Leann is just Eddie's cash cow or walking bank account. So how fitting that she had the word THAT used rather than the word WHO. Eddie doesn't respect Leann or even view Leann as person. Leann has no one but herself to thank for this; afterall, she was the one who tweeted this photo and put it all out there.

Leann is such a dumbasss. SHE tweeted these photos of herself getting the tattoo and talked it nonstop on twitter knowing full well that several of her mouthpieces were going to post about it and now she just can't figure out why people are talking about her tattoo? Sounds like Leann is upset because her tattoo isn't getting positive feedback.
Why would she even draw so much attention to her tattoo after what happened with her week long bikini fest?

Leann asks Eddie, "Have you been seeing Scheana?" He (lies) and says, "Your the only one that matters". Notice he DID NOT say he LOVES her.

Wow, you guys are good.


4:49 That is smart and clever. It is Statement Analysis that you jusyt did with that one word "that", instead of "who". H*ll, I didnt even catch that. You are perceptive, and I agree with your post wholeheartedly, and the others on here. Her ploys and timing are funny. She even tweets pics of her and her gf's the same exact days Brandi does...wth?

Sigle White Female, the movie?

That IS LeAnn to a T. Can you all imagine if Eddie outright dumped her right now, she would literally freak the f8ck out, she is THAT type. Needy, clingy, possessive, insecure, smothering. She even smothers her step sons, boys hate that sh*t, especially from a STEP non-bonus Mom...aka StepMonster, or StepSkeletor.


Down the road, LeeAnn will pay the piper for stealing a Father and husband from a loving home.

If he really, truly loved her, I promise she would ot act so desperate, even though it is HER issue (lack of self-worth), there are reasons men can make women feel nervous and worried , it is Power and Control, and she is one dumbazz Sucker.

1000% positive Eddie will bone another worthless Cum-Catcher like LeAnn.


Eddie told some Buddies that LeAnn's vagina is meaty and everything hangs out on the outside, an "outie". That is pretty gross, and you know she takes it up the azz, cuz Eddie makes her.

Nothing like being controlled by a man while YOU are paying the bills, and vacationing 24/7.


LeAnn Rimes, the non-bonus sl*t is one unhappy little lady.

Why does her tattoo say, "THAT"? Shouldn't it be "WHO"?

Oh no, the first article detailing EC affair with Schena has been posted.

It's on Lalate news. This is from that article:

"Scheana Marie Jancan dominated news in 2009. In April that year, one publication claimed that she was dating John Mayer. While Mayer is not referencing tonight on Bravo, Eddie Cibrian is. Jancan will admit during the telecast that she dated Eddie Cibrian. But Glanville will claim that she was Cibrian’s mistress."



Whatever will Leann do to fix this? Have Dobbie make more posts in Brandi's name?

Poor Leann. LaLate just posted an article detailing Eddie's affair with Schena, which will be a topic of discussion on RHOBH tonight. They even included the quote from Eddie where he called Leann a speedbump.

Whatever will Leann do to fix this? A staged pda photo-op with Eddie? Or is Leann just going to send Dobbie here to make more posts in Brandi's name even though she is on twitter tweeting about hate and MLK day?

Poor Leann. LaLate just posted an article detailing Eddie's affair with Schena, which will be a topic of discussion on RHOBH tonight. They even included the quote from Eddie where he called Leann a speedbump.

Whatever will Leann do to fix this? A staged pda photo-op with Eddie? Or is Leann just going to send Dobbie here to make more posts in Brandi's name even though she is on twitter tweeting about hate and MLK day?

You are right, I am an asshole. I guess my name does say it all, I am a Brandi dog.

I wish I were more like Leann, so pretty and sweet. I understand now why Ed left me for her.

I guess I have a long way to go after I get out of rehab and try to win custody of my kids back after Leann and Eddie get custody, she is a much better role model for them right now. I just hope my kids will still like me...I have been a rotten mother, all drugged up and being slutty. I know they will grow up one day and see all these rotten things I do. I hope they can forgive me, too.

Again, I am sorry to all I have hurt on this board.

Sincerely, Brandi G.

@7:04

If you had any common sense, you would stop making posts in Brandi G's name. Leann is being slammed for comparing the backlash she receives to what MLK went through and DB is getting slammed for comparing the backlash that Leann gets to the Holocaust and Jews. Does Leann want to explain to Maya Angelou w hy she has instructed you to make posts in Brandi's name, I'm sure that people are collecting this as evidence as we speak.


But anyway here is another tribute to Leann and Dobbie:

LeAnn Rimes is about to learn a very tough lesson about love: What goes around comes around. As the world knows, the blond country star, 27, fell for actor Eddie Cibrian, 36, on the set of Northern Lights, a Lifetime TV movie that aired in March. Though both Eddie and LeAnn were married at the time, they began a covert passionate affair. Their secret came out, however, right before Northern Lights premiered, when photos surfaced of the duo sneaking in and out of a beachside Malibu hotel.
Soon after the scandal broke — and both Eddie and LeAnn had filed for divorce from their spouses — Life & Style revealed a bombshell. Not only had Eddie been cheating on his wife with LeAnn, he’d also been carrying on a three-year romance with 24-year-old aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan.Since then, Eddie’s slyly been playing the role of faithful boyfriend to rich and famous LeAnn. But Life & Style can once again expose him for the serial cheater he is.Eddie has recently started seeing Scheana again,” an insider tells Life & Style exclusively, noting that they were together on Oct. 21 around 1 a.m. “He told her he’s only with LeAnn for the publicity and that he plans to end things with her soon.


© Copyright - Life & Style 2009. All rights reserved

@7:04

So Leann is a liar and hypocrite since she keeps sending you here to make posts in Brandi's name because this is what Leann posted today on twitter?

"I often times wonder why others worry so much about another's life & how they live it....especially when you can clearly see they're happy. Maybe that's the problem, they haven't found they're happiness. Maybe to much time focusing on other's lives to find their own. Why so much anger and bitterness in the world? In honor of M.L.K day I ponder many of these questions. Why are we do quick to judge? Why do we cause ourselves more problems out of ego and hate when loving takes so much less energy and brings peace? "

You are right, I am an asshole. I guess my name does say it all, I am a Brandi dog.

I wish I were more like Leann, so pretty and sweet. I understand now why Ed left me for her.

I guess I have a long way to go after I get out of rehab and try to win custody of my kids back after Leann and Eddie get custody, she is a much better role model for them right now. I just hope my kids will still like me...I have been a rotten mother, all drugged up and being slutty. I know they will grow up one day and see all these rotten things I do. I hope they can forgive me, too.

Again, I am sorry to all I have hurt on this board.

Sincerely, Brandi G.

@7:50

Wow another post in Brandi's name, no problem. You must have seen that article from Wetpaint where they too detail Eddie's affair with Scheana Jancan. They even made mention of how Eddie tried to sue Life and Style because they reported on how Eddie had hooked up with Schenana later on in 2009 while he was seeing Leann.

LeAnn Rimes is about to learn a very tough lesson about love: What goes around comes around. As the world knows, the blond country star, 27, fell for actor Eddie Cibrian, 36, on the set of Northern Lights, a Lifetime TV movie that aired in March. Though both Eddie and LeAnn were married at the time, they began a covert passionate affair. Their secret came out, however, right before Northern Lights premiered, when photos surfaced of the duo sneaking in and out of a beachside Malibu hotel.
Soon after the scandal broke — and both Eddie and LeAnn had filed for divorce from their spouses — Life & Style revealed a bombshell. Not only had Eddie been cheating on his wife with LeAnn, he’d also been carrying on a three-year romance with 24-year-old aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan.Since then, Eddie’s slyly been playing the role of faithful boyfriend to rich and famous LeAnn. But Life & Style can once again expose him for the serial cheater he is.Eddie has recently started seeing Scheana again,” an insider tells Life & Style exclusively, noting that they were together on Oct. 21 around 1 a.m. “He told her he’s only with LeAnn for the publicity and that he plans to end things with her soon.


© Copyright - Life & Style 2009. All rights reserved

Dobbie, I heard that Leann is gearing up to release a staged date night photo of her and Eddie (with Liz of course) to counteract what is happening on RHOBH with Scheana Jancan. Leann really needs to lay low because as more and more media outlets are writing about how Eddie hooked up with Scheana again in 2009 while he was supposed to be commited to Leann and how he tried to sue Life and Style for reporting this.

I also heard that Eddie got a L tattoo, you know because L is for LIZ and Brandi's middle name starts with a "L". Poor Leann constantly trying to prove to people that EC is in love with her and it always backfires. She needs to lay low though, people are going to be making jokes about her tattoo.

@7:50

So in addition to hijacking and making posts in Brandi's name you are also on twitter hijacking people's twitter accounts?

she finally faces the truth.
.....SHE IS JUST ANOTHER PROSTITUTE FROM NEW YORK CITY, folks!!

These are supposed to be comments about Joan Rivers' penthouse. Why ar eyou talking about something completely unrelated?