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John & Jessica: One Carpet, Two Entrances?
Posted on Tue May 8, 2007 08:28 AM PDT


Just who was that with John Mayer on the red carpet at the New York Met Costume Gala last night? All we know is that it wasn't Jessica Simpson - after all, given how, er, on display Jess was last night, we would have been hard-pressed to miss her by John's side! Could there be trouble in paradise already for John & Jessica? Let's hope not - they were only just starting to get boring together!
Anyone want to help us identify John's mystery lady? Y'all have been on fire lately - we're all ears!
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Jessica Simpson is a MORON! and John Mayer is unfourtunate looking...I hope he dumped her the way she dumped Nick Lachey!
Nick was the best thing for Jessica. She has continued to spiral downward since their split.
He as nothing..he's ugly he just sing well She is pretty!!!
Jess your the best Leave him He did not make good picture!
The woman with john is giorgio armani's neice. John was wearing one of amrmani's suits so he escorted her.
nice cans... but that's it!
Jessica is trying way too hard. She needs to stop with the trashy clothing and start dressing more classy like she used to.
She honestly looks like a porn star. What was she thinking? This was a very high class event attended by prominent people in the fashion industry.
Lose some weight you fat bitch!
Oh, and chop off that beak like your sister did and quit injecting that shit into your lips!
dear Jessica, Roberto Cavalli is for bonyasses like Posh and Kate Moss.
you guys have not seen the whole photos...jess n john left the place hand-in-hand..there are many pics of them together too..they look so hot!! love them!
Did she dye her hair to look like Vanessa Minnillo?
you guys have not seen the whole photos...jess n john left the place hand-in-hand..there are many pics of them together too..they look so hot!! love them!
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Hey where can I see those images too?
Thanks :)
she looks like a drag queen in this picture! I hope they are over but I have no idea why =?
Can someone please give this chick some class!! Cuz she doesn't have any whatsoever!!!
Jessica is hanging her tits out cuz she knows she's over and her face is ugly..she looks like shit.
She is looking SO horrible!!! She just looks so trashy and fake!
Oh thats just discustion why is she so hooker looking????????????????Yuckkkkkkk
No class what so ever. I thought she was into proactiv shit are what ever it's call her face look like acne city.
Stop putting that dirty on you face and arms. She is really dumb to go out looking like that. she's looking like trailer trash these days. check around so many people can't be wrong about Jessica, she really is looking very bad these days, very drag queen looking maybe thats why Mayer find her so attractive, he must be gay.
I think he is ashame of her. seldom does he arrive with her but she is good to shack later and maybe thats all she is good for since she dress the part.
I wonder how many times her Dad jerked off on those tits???
She's gone dark hair.. super tan.. Is it justShe's gone dark hair.. super tan.. Is it just me or does anyone else think Jessica is trying to turn herself into Vanessa Minnillo? me or does anyone else think Jessica is trying to turn herself into Vanessa Minnillo?
Dr.D go practice typing elsewhere please....
Roberto Cavalli what were you thinking designing a dress that looks like a retired vegas show-girl? AND letting Jessica Simpson wear it? And Jessica, Shame on you for wearing something so ugly and unflattering. *sigh* will SHE EVER GET IT RIGHT?
is it just me, or does John look like a young Johnny Cash?
the brown hair and the tan leave it to Vanessa minnillo because she is naturaly like that. Be youself and stop the fakeness. the whole look is a hookerlike!!
It seems to me that John still could have declined to walk the red carpet with Giorgio Armani's niece and instead walk it with his girlfriend.
god dam she looks horrible. everytime she just gets worse and worse. the big tits act has to go. we get it you have big tatas but bitch you gotta let them breath. their is only one woman that can pass the hooker radar in this town and its pamela anderson. she holds the thron so stop trying to make your boobs bigger than they are. that dress is terrible to pagent like with that terrible lipstick. team nick all the way. atleast vanessa has some class and doesn't look trashy. bitch get a new stylist.
she looks like a man!
Jessica is getting fat!
JSIMPSON050707_1, After seeing this pict... I almost forgot my camping fantasy.
yep...im glad he dumped her...she seemed to have changed quite a bit just for him...her little rocker/hippie chick transformation a few weeks ago...wtf? c'mon Jess...stick to the ditsy blonde everyone (kinda) fell in love with.
Jessica isn't fat.Jessica has a small body and sometimes wearing the wrong style of clothing can give the illusion of adding pounds to a smaller framed body. This dress obviously makes the point. It is not a good style for her. I have also thought she was trying to look like Vanessa M. Jessica has been on a downward spiral since her divorce. She seems to be trying to find herself. Looking skanky isn't the way to go Jess.
JESSICA IS TRYING TO LOOK BLACK?????
WTF - SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE BIONCE.....
JESSICA IS TRYING TO LOOK BLACK?????
WTF - SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE BIONCE.....
the woman with john in Roberta Armani
the woman with john in this picture is Roberta Armani
Riley_Coco, actually he didn't dump her. He was holding her hand while they were leaving the event.
Her face looks nasty!
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Noo... she is fat sweetheart. She's been getting chunkier the last few weeks.
The lipstick looks horrible! The dress and the boobs look awful together and what TF happened to her eyes???? THy're slanting upwards! LOL!!! She's still in her 20's and has had plastic surgery! In fact, she looks like she is molded plastic.There's a look in her eyes that's a little bit crazy and a little bit hard. She isn't dumb and sweet anymore. She's dumnb and sour.
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poor jessica.
what a change from last year
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Someone lied to her about her looks.
She looks like a stupid blow up doll in a bad way. She is trashy
JESSICA DUMDASS TACKY, TACKY...NO WONDER MASTER JOHN IS ASHAMED TO BE SEEN WITH HER ON THE RED CARPET. LOL! JUST TAKE A LOOK AT ARMANI'S NEICE SO NATURAL AND CLASSY!
Jessica Simpson looks like a corpse. She is hideous.
She has definetly gained weight. She seriously should consider not eating anything for a few months. She also needs to stop injecting her lips & tanning. For the most part a light tan looks good on white people. Too much is just gross!
She has gotten so ugly..Eww
Who cares about her boobs...look at her face..gross
Why would Mayer want to walk the red carpet (and be embarrassed) with that?. (she's only good for as she puts it.."in the bedroom later"..lol)Guessing she doesn't realize that dressing like a skank lately (trying desperately to get attention)..lets the public see it ALL (everything she denies). Even revealing the obvious shape ie: bulging (proper term - ballooning) of her "implants". REAL breast tissue doesnt take on a disc shape beneath the skin surface when pressed (also view pics of her "TIT Show"..all Pressed up against Mario Lopez (the pervert enjoyed it) at her PussyCat Doll "Wannabe" showing (perhaps trying to make Mayer jealous?). You can actually see the circular shape of the implants when her boobs are compressed (unfortunate effect of implants). She should've ended her plastic surgery procedures with the breast augmentations. Those injected LiPs and Botox..just make her look FAKE..FAKE..FAKE. But then again..were talking about a Simpson here..lol. Whats next..?? A beak job like her heinous sis Ashlee..? She may have dyed her hair dark..but her trademark BLONDE dumbness still shines through when she does things like prances into the wrong limo - Duh!..As Carlos Mencia would say; "Deet-Dee-Dee"..rofl.
She already had a nose job. Look at pics of her as a kid. Even when she first started singing. Now her nose is too narrow. she needs to stop it all and just be natural or she might end up looking like Michael Jackson.
She already had a nose job. Look at pics of her as a kid. Even when she first started singing. Now her nose is too narrow. she needs to stop it all and just be natural or she might end up looking like Michael Jackson.
She looks fucking pathetic. I hope he treats her the way she treat nick!!!
Possibly the world's finest mammaries.
I would literally pay to fuck and suck Jessica's tits 'til the wee hours of the morning. I have jacked off 15 times this month while looking at pictures of her beautiful boobs.
Both of them are ugly as shit! PLEASE use birth control - those kids would look like shit bags!
Both of them are ugly as shit! PLEASE use birth control - those kids would look like shit bags!
She looks stunning!
Jess has an amazing body, and why should'nt she show it off, its fab! Just leave her alone, she looks great and is with a nice guy. Leave here alone u sad losers!
oh my goodness! everyone is totally hating! Jessica looks nothing but spectacular! She looks so great. Everything about her looks beautiful. Can ya'll leave them alone and stop saying negative things about them?
She's totally had a boob job! It's so obvious! yuck!
What a dumb ass! I begining to think Mayer is equally dumb maybe he just covers his better.
I heard she'd pregnant. That's why she's been getting so big.
does anybody notice how her lipstick is exagerated and goes over the lines of her lips!!! ewww.... i think she is very pretty but she looks DISGUSTING here!!
Jessica looks like a transvestite.
No offense to j herself but maybe to her stylist. Her eyes and eyebrows need more definition and the whole look makes her look like a porn star- that look is over. Nothing can beat class
All she is putting in JM's face is sex to keep him, thats why she look like this-garbage in-garbage out. It's sad thats this is all that JM thinks about her. It just shows how desperate she is to get him to marry her, once he does she will stop looking like this.
You can tell that hollywood marraige is going to be crap.
you guys are being so harsh! yeah she looks bad but god its probably just ONE bad photo! otherwise shes stunning!