Can You Believe It's Been Almost A Year?!

What lasted a year? This hasn't even really become official.

Almost a year? John said it's already been a year. Goodluck to them. They seem happy despite public opinion.

How much more official do you need them to be? They went on the red carpet togeher and both admitted that's a big deal, and John came right out and said they had been together for a year, so it seemed comfortable and right to go to the Oscars together. Can't get much more official than that.

They have no chemistry. I don't get it!

all of John's statements are full of double speak and most don't even make sense. he seems to fancy himself as a real intellectual. pretty much superior to everyone around him. Jen comes off as a besotted cow eyed schoolgirl, giggling and showing off that she can get a man! in "The Bahama Kiss" picture she is grabbing desperately at him and the kiss looks stiff and awkward. the kind John would give a 98 year old grandma. do NOT think this is going to last! not really sure if there is anything there to last.

Good for them!!!!

Beautiful,gorgeous couple.

Of all their pictures together,they looked their best at the Oscars.
Perfection.

Have you ever seen a more awkward pair? Honestly who is paying for this charade? Just like the octomom on the news someone pays for that circus for publicity so who pays this jon jen shit. Nothing anyone says would get me or anyone I know to believe that Jennifer anuston would lick the creme off of Jessica freaken simpson after Jess had had her Dad before Jon and now Jennifer wants to lick that jizz. JM has had coutless z-list chicks.

WHO CARES? THEY ARE FRIENDS WHO FAKED OUT A BIG ACT TO GIVE AUDIENCES SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT WHILE SHE SORTED SOME IMPORTANT ISSUES OUT. SHE HAS BEEN FRIENDS WITH CC AND NORMAN LONGER AND THEY DONT SLEEP TOGETHER EITHER..... WAIT AND SEE........SHE HAS OTHER PLANS..........STILLER WASNT THE ONLY ACTOR WITH A BEARD. 6:35: you are totally correct about the "doublespeak", or else he would be perjuring himself, she is actually not with him at all.........that is reality.........soon comes the big shock......

that is the ugliest kiss ever, what is the deal ? it is SOOO obvious they have no chemistry and are deliberately faking this......why ?

they are two friends at the Oscars who know that his contract is over, so he doesnt have to dress like her future husband anymore.... if you find out from people there, she only appeared for the photos and really is very uncomfortable with him. It's all showmanship because of Jolie / Pitt. CAA figure they can use this guy to balance out Pitt's publicity until she marries someone else. Pitt and Jolie both know the truth, that is why she trips her words up........she isn't being totally honest. It is a career game of one-upmanship.

is Mayer gay ?

Mayer isn't gay, and this is all a show. he sleeps with other girls all the time. so either he's a lying cheating bastard or their relationship is fake. either way, kind of feel bad for jenn! she's had enough men cheat on her. poor girl.

I DONT CARE HOW LONG ITS BEEN IT DOESNT MATTER. IT WONT LAST. THATS JOHN FOR YOU. JEN IS DOOMED AGAIN.

9:16: all of LA knows it's a big fake.....

Vince was chasing men during their SHOWMANCE..... she obviously has been getting over her divorce until she marries someone hidden.

This is so sad....it's so obvious that this is a setup probably concocted by Aniston or her agents since she was looking so foolish pining over Brad and apparently still is. Her birthday came and went and so did Valentine's Day. That would have been the time to show the world he loved her but a song instead....gimme a break! She needs to find someone more mature and less ugly but could she is the question.

Who writes this dribble? Well it didn't last. John made their breakup very public and very embarrassing for Jennifer. Especially when she either crawled back to him or took back such a conceited tool. Based on pictures Jennifer is the who's really into John and it looks like he couldn't care less. She's always hanging onto him and practically wrestling him to hug and kiss her. Just look at the Miami, Bahamas, and Oscar pictures. Maybe it's his style to be so casual around his girlfriends but I don't remember him looking so disinterested with Jessica Simpson. I don't if it's true but didn't John breakup with Jessica because she was so needy and overly affectionate? Seems like he likes the needy type but grows tired of it after awhile.

Boring

The sad part is you fools who actually believe this relationship is for PR! They've been hanging together for a year people! Get a life already. I could see asking for a friend to escort you to a party or two BUT you don't pretend an entire relationship. Reason 1) Jen would be ruining her opportunity of finding the right guy for her 2) If she did have a guy on the side then I'm sure he'd be none to happy to see these photos. ( sorry honey, you have to stay home because I'm bringing my PR boyfriend to the Oscars!!!?) WTF? Demented souls on this thread. p.s. Jen and Simpson in the same category is laughable. Jen is more accomplished than Simpson. Jen didn't need to do a reality show to boost her popularity! Jen may be affectionate but she's also fiercely independent. Her success (without the help of daddy) proves that. I'm sure John has a great respect for her. He's just one of those guys that doesn't do the PDA shit. Alot of men are like that. I don't think I've seen more than one photo of Brad & Jolie kissing in public. We know she isn't above it (Billy Bob) so it must be Brad who keeps the PDA to a minimum. Jolie is always trying to hang on him on the red carpet. No one says crap about that!

I agree with 4.15..its sad the way they always think negative about Jen relation with any man..I get it if they still question about Mayer..specially his reputation..but let them be happy now..there is not a guarantee ever after..Btw Brad who seem like good guy..but in the end cheat on Jen..so you never guess..maybe the Bad boy in the end turn out a prince charming..or they both might find someone else.But honestly I am very happy to see jen in love again dispite all the doubt..

4:15 : Hahahah !!!! "sad fools" who actually work in the industry and knows what is going on behind the scenes..... IDIOT..... ......Jen has a big shock for you when she tells the truth........which is very soon......

"Visiting the Diamond Exchange in Tustin," then added on Saturday, "Welding an engagement ring
for my girlfriend". Except, when you check the truth, he never even went there....HE IS FULL OF IT.......THEY BOTH ARE........ How about the war in Iraq or global warming? “No,” Aniston replied. “I’m not interested in any of that.” “I like to just focus on me and my tabloid career.” ......................Which is what you are watching.......... ..........she wasn't joking......................Jen’s overnight visit from her 31-year-old rock-star boy-toy lasted until around 2:30 PM on Saturday, when he was driven back to his bachelor pad in nearby Pacific Palisades. Perhaps John was still a bit sleepy because on the return trip, he was lying down under a blanket on the floor of a Cadillac Escalade limo. They are doing this to compete with the publicity of Pitt/Jolie and keep hoards of morons from talking about their lives all the time. IT DRIVES THEM CRAZY.

4:15 : WHO IS SHE TALKING ABOUT DO YOU WONDER ????........"I think it's ridiculous, the interest in my life. There's just this insatiable need. I also haven't had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and (make people) realise that I have a job, and I'm an actress.
"I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, 'You know what? It's none of your f***ing business.' Seriously, it's enough."

REALITY 1) she is an actress (2) he will do anything for attention (3) she hates the media intrusion (4) CAA found a disposable, low maintenance way to counteract Brad's relationship until she finds someone she will marry, who is hidden (5) she has other plans
(6) audiences are generally spoonfed and passively accept what is told to them by tabloids/media (7) she wants people out of her personal life.........................some people posting believe that because something isn't seen, THAT AUTOMATICALLY means it doesn't exist. That is a very ignorant way of living life. This situation has nothing to do with big business, money or careers? You think Jen likes people talking about reality or is it less painful to put on a act..........WHAT IS HER CAREER ? WHY DOES SHE OWE YOU SOME REALITY TV SPECTACLE OF HER PRIVATE PAINS AND PLEASURES ? SHE DOESNT.............THAT IS WHY YOU ARE BEIN G FORCE FED A PUBLICITY SEEKING CLOWN THAT YOU MISTAKE FOR REALITY. SAME AS VINCE. SAME AS SCULFOR. SAME AS VAUGHN. SHE ISNT BREAKING UP WITH MEN BECAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER...........IT IS CONTRACTUAL TO ENTERTAIN HER AUDIENCE WHO THINK SHE IS RACEHL GREEN IN REAL LIFE. IT IS DONE FOR INVESTMENT MONEY: ie......careers. wake up.

I don´t really know what´s going on. I just hope she finds the right person and have her own family. She has gone through so many things after Brad and she has issues to resolve, but she is smart and knows what´s best for her. If you are not in love with him let him go because that´ll hurt his feelings and if it´s the other way around, you do the same. Jennifer, you have everything to find the right man for you, don´t force things, they´ll come. Forget about Brad, I know it´s hard but he´s not going to her Angelina and all those kids over you. Stop dreaming, get real.

4:15: I think absolutely the same.

5:26: For almost a year people like you are yelling in these chats, that the relationship is a fake and Jen will tell the truth soon. A year lapsed and she's still showing only John. In the past it wasn't a problem for paps to photograph him with little sweet girls and now, he is the master of hiding, sleeps with other woman, but nobody has any evidence? Or do you think this guy became a monk for PR? They are couple. A sweet one. They had problems as many other couples too, but now the things changend. I cross my fingers for them. They both diserve to be happy.

WALKING WITH MAYER IS TELLING THE AUDIENCE TO FU-CK OFF AND MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS, ESSENTIALLY. wake up....................that is why the minutes she sees the pictures of them at the Oscars, she ditches him and goes off and talks to the people. ONLY THE PUBLIC think this is real because that is what they are intructed to believe by a big business investment scheme. Once you ignore tha fact of careers/money in this.......the situation becomes unreal, a restaurant theatre for the masses in grocery store checkout lanes who buy, read and believe anything that publishers think will sell. .FACT..wake up or continue to be manipulated.

5:51 : when she tells the truth is up to her........when she feels comfortable......CAA are getting my posts here and they are reacting. Because they know who I am. You dont. They do. ANYONE who works in the industry knows the truth. Sculfor was hired. Bouma was brought in on the last day because she didnt want to be at the wrap part alone. CAA searched for people to be with her after Mayer ended the contract the first time.....IT IS ALL A HUGE GAME. Mayer agreed because he wanted a career change via a TV show. THAT is why the guy is leaving his car at her house as though had had a "sleepover" (meaning he slept on the futon) etc.....and getting a lift hiding in the back of a limo covering himself with a blanket. That is why she is never engaged or pregnant. IT IS ALL A BIG GAME FOR MONEY. THAT is why she isnt married and has no kids. It is done for YOUR ENTERTAINMENT until she tells the truth. Didn't you think it was weird after her and Vaughn "broke up" for no reason (he never slept or did anything with Mallory Lane, she was a pawn), STRAIGHT AFTER THE DVD RELEASE, and that she was so complimentary of him "thank you for loving the break up.......I did!!!" You think that woman just had a second failure ???!?!?! And isn't it weird how affectionate Mayer was to other women at the Marley and Me premiere? How he "loved" the reporter as much as his "friend" Jen basically ignoring her. THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON.......going as "Oscar boyfriend"....giving "moral support" : DOES THAT SOUND LIKE FRIENDSHIP OR A REAL RELATIONSHIP ?.......or the engagement ring that never was or....BASICALLY YOU BELIEVE WHAT THEY TELL YOU TO BELIEVE. YOU HAVE NO OTHER WAY OF KNOWING UNLESS YOU WORK IN THE INDUSTRY AND KNOW AT LEAST SOME CLUE INTO REALITY OF THIS SITUATION..........she is an actress. She wants people out of her personal life for obvious reasons. USE YOU DAMN HEAD AND QUIT REPEATING TABLOID GARBAGE. GO AND ASK SOME PEOPLE WHO REALLY KNOW THE TRUTH IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH. X17, CAA AND MAYER ARE ALL IN IT FOR THE MONEY. JEN IS IN IT AS SELF DEFENSE.

Posted by: Anonymous
4:15 : Hahahah !!!!
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You've been talking this same shit for the past 9 months!! Big surprise my ass. This is just loon behavior at it's worst. Acting as though this woman would sacrifice genuine happiness for some make believe boyfriend. YOU ARE GRIPLESS. YOUR DELUSIONS OF WORKING IN THE INDUSTRY ARE LAUGHABLE!

I don't think Jen needs to pimp her life for PR issues. And he isn't a Paul Scaulfor, John has his own career, he has his own money, his own fans. John loves his fans and they would only hardly forgive such a stupid show. I just have to defend him, all of this Brad, Angie, Jen triangle has experience with marriege, he hasn't. He is the youngest one. He was afraid and nervous to say, that's my woman and he admits it. Now he dares. He always said, he is going to have family and children, but he also knew, it's not easy to find the right person. It think they have a chance. And I think, they know it.

.........REALLY KNOW AND WORK IN THE INDUSTRY IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH. OTHERWISE YOU WILL BE MANIPULATED AND REPEAT A BUNCH OF ASSUMPTIONS THAT THEY HAVE DESIGNED FOR YOU TO REPEAT AND BUY INTO, AGAIN FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. IT IS AN INDUSTRY. NOT A HUMAN ZOO FOR VOYEURS. ...........FACT............

>YOUR DELUSIONS OF WORKING IN THE >INDUSTRY ARE LAUGHABLE!
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just like your comments that are given to you by mass media, via public relations companies (PMKHBH) and talent agencies (CAA), created for CASH ..........you OBVIOUSLY do not know the truth......IF YOU ARE SO CONFIDENT OF YOUR STATEMENT, WHAT IS MY NAME ? YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU CANNOT KNOW. THE TRUTH IS ONLY APPARENT TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO REALLY DO KNOW. IT IS YOU WHO ARE THE LIAR. NOT ME. YOU MAKE JUDGEMENTS ABOUT MY CAREER.....AND YET YOU DONT KNOW MY NAME ? HOW CAN THAT BE ?????? .............working in the film industry isnt too hard, working on the best work in the world, as I have, and making film history, as I have, is very hard.

THE TRUTH IS JOHN MAYER IS SLEEPING WITH OTHER WOMEN. SO TWO THINGS : (1) THE RELATIONSHIP IS A FAKE (2) JEN DOESNT CARE.... ...........which is it ?

6:12 - wow, dude! you know what CAA is doing and you tell about secret, awkward games of their client. And they know you, know what you are posting and reacting to your posts? They may be happy to have you! Oh! I just forgot, Mayer is their client as well, so you're dishing the reputation of two clients, they must pay you for such a good job!

Anon 6:17 a.m., so you're saying the contract is over? Does that mean no more appearances together?

6:12 - you funny guy! Whoever you are, whatever you do, whatever you think to know, about their relationship. Pitty for you, cause I know John. Do you know what CAA deals are? Good for you. I know what John is doing. How can it be we are talking about two different things?

6:26: I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU SAY. IT IS IRRELEVANT .....AND LIKE THIS LUDICROUS TALKBACK OF MANIPULATED IGNORANT AUDIENCE/SHEEP....... THE 8MILLION DOLLAR WEDDING WITH VINCE, .......THE VISIT OF JEN TO SCULFORS PARENTS HOUSE, THE SHARED TATTOOS WITH MAYER, THE MASSAGES ON THE TRAVELLING SET WITH BOUMA THAT NEVER HAPPENED AND THE LIVING ARRANGEMENT WITH JASON LEWIS WHO SHE NEVER EVEN FCKING MET.........YOU ARE BEING SPOONFED LIES TO FILL COLUMNS WHILE PLAYS A PERSONAL PANTOMIME BECAUSE THAT IS ALL SHE KNOWS HOW TO DO. HER PERSONAL LIFE HAS CRASHED AND HER CAREER WOULD HAVE CRASHED TOO (DERAILED, RUMOUR HAS IT ETC....) IF THEY HADNT "FOCUSED ON HER TABLOID CAREER" AND USED MEN AS DISPOSABLE NOVELTY ITEMS AS CAREER PUBLICITY TO FEED AN "INSATIABLE" PUBLIC THAT IS MORE INTERESTED IN GOSSIP THAN HER CAREER, THEN MAYBE THAT WOULD ALSO HAVE FAILED. THAT WAS THEIR FEAR. SO THEY DID THIS MASK. MAYER LOVES THE ATTENTION AND SLEEPS WITH WHO HE WANTS AWAY FROM THE LIMELIGHT......WHO CARES..............IT IS ALL LIES FOR A TV AUDIENCE THAT CANT DIFFERENTIATE THE DIFFERENCE. SIMPLE FACT IS THERE IS TOO MUCH FICTION ON TV, PEOPLE HUNGER FOR THE TRUTH. THE TRUTH OF JEN IS HIDDEN....INTENTIONALLY. IT IS FAR EASIER FOR ME TO LET YOU ALL BELIEVE LIES THAN TELL YOU THE TRUTH. I AM SURPRISED THEY DIDN'T CRUCIFY DARWIN. THE IGNORANCE OF THE HUMAN RACE IS LIMITLESS.

6:29, yes. Contract over. You will never see them together again.

6:38, If you are correct about this charade and it now being over.....I guess that is why she has looked very happy these last few days, much more then in the past.

When will she tell about her secret relationship?

And no more sighting with Mayer?

why is she always clinging to him ? and why does he always look so unhappy? I love her, but for some reason she cant keep a man and he always looks like hes ready to bail on her at any given moment

Oh my god, again this crazy Angelina fan typing endless crazy comments about Jen. Take some medicine for your nervous break downs and get a life, psycho! What job can you possibly have when all you do day and night is write hateful comments about Jen? Jesus!

10 months is more like it. They met at the 2008 Oscar's party but didn't start doing the nasty until mid April. There was a 2 month breakup in Aug thru Oct. So by my caluclations they stil have 4 months to go before a year. Ah well, John and jen bend the truth all the time so....

Good... let them just ride off in the sunset. I am so tired of hearing about them, he is a joke and she is a has been!!!!

8:01AM Thank you! Seriously, this moron never lets up about Jen and John's relationship. If this person works in the industry, why would you feel the need to expose people unless you're a jealous, bitter, raging nut!? I can guarantee we will continue to see photos of John and Jen and this idiot will come up with some new conspiracy theory. This crazy (Anon) is on every site imaginable spewing this garbage. This mud slinging has been going on since the first photos of John and Jen appeared in May 2008...Makes you wonder what the motive is. Certainly sounds like a broken record and literally there is still not an ounce of proof to any of these allegations! LMAO.

I'm just loving it! Even if they get engeged, married or even become parents, there still will be some douchebags, who say it's for show...

Well, I think, it is a proof, that the relationship isn't for real, when someone says, John is holding Jen not tight enough while kissing...lol

They are "together " for such a long time and still not engaged, she isn't pregnant - that's the proof !

10:55am One word comes to mind after reading your comment.... DUMB. They need to get engaged to prove to YOU that they are for real - what planet do you come from? Since when do people have to get pregnant and married within a year of dating each other? Absolutely no sense is being made on this thread! Bunch of Jolie worshippers that think everyone should be raising 6 kids with their unmarried partner! What morons get engaged and married while only being together for 12 months, already have one divorce under their belt, have broken up with current boyfriend only to make up .... any one in their right mind would be wise to proceed with caution. Sorry but I just have to say it one more time... You're a MORON.

I remember when the tabs went after Sculfor big time, bringing up past drug use, some childhood arrest record, etc. He got out pretty fast and now is with Diaz and the tabs have left him completely alone. At that time I thought the next one will be fake to hide whoever she really is seeing and shield that person from the tab assault, but I'm now convinced I was wrong. She's covered to closely to have a hidden lover we don't know about. All of these post-Brad relationships really were just to counteract BP/AJ. She doesn't want to look like a loser when, 4 yrs later, they're still together and still seemingly in love. This woman's whole life is an act. Vince (repped by CAA) was the first of the make believe boyfriends and yes they "broke up" the day after the DVD release. He has been very low key since then (must still be washing the slime off). Sculfor was also repped by CAA and could use the publicity but it went way overboard and he had to go (he was making her look bad). Next up, Johnny Boy, once again repped by CAA, fame whore extraordinaire, perfect for the job except for one thing. He's a live wire that they cannot control like the others. The impromptu press avails to the paps, the blogging, the not to discrete romps with other women, the fact that he's not an actor and doesn't seem too believable in the role. It's been a game all along and amazes me how many people fall for it. the woman is an incredible phoney and the more I see of her the more I realize why BP went running for the hills.