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John's Got A Serious Case Of The Munchies
Posted on Tue Aug 25, 2009 04:40 PM PDT

After hitting up one of our fave sushi spots last night, Katsuya, John Mayer went home and Tweeted about eating Smucker's Uncrustables PB& J sandwiches and microwavable White Castle burgers at 2am!
"Smucker's Uncrustables peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are to be thawed and not microwaved," an impatient John told the Twitterverse. "But I'm high now!"
We'll have what he's having.
You know, for such a bizarro and mostly funny guy, he certainly does write the schmaltziest songs!
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Comments
He needs Maniston back so they can sit around & get high together. Losers, both of them.
love them both together
What a fcuking loser. He tweets about everything because he is such a moron even that he is a drug user. God is he dense. He is a disgrace to the human species.
Jesus, smoking pot is cool when you're 16, not 35. Grow up loser.
Yeah, such a loser. Respect of his peers; success as a musician; $$ in the bank. It's sad really. I wish he was smart enough to blindly follow gossip blogs. (sarcasm in case your stupidity makes you miss it.)
pot calling the kettle back i bet. some of you are probably drinking and driving several nights a week yet call out someone who smokes a loser. if that is the case, i know some pretty damn smart and successful losers...mayer of course does not fall into that category. so easily for people to judge anonymously isn't it.
Douche bag. What pr fake $hit is he going to pull next. That's how he got money in the bank. $hit head got where he is because of big money paying his way. Glad Jen dropped his a$$.
What a loser with the mental age of 15. Hate those stupid clothes he is wearing.
Hate his stupid music.
Classy people in their 30s do not tweet about how high they are and can't figure out if they can microwave a ssandwich. Even if some people on here think it's cool to use drugs - it's not cool when you are a public figure and people stop buying your music because they know he uses ILLEGAL substances. Look at him above drooling on himself. Loser!!
gawd, I love this man and there worse things you can do than get a little high and eat PBJ's.
He's a strange dude for sure, but how do all the psychics in the room know he's illegally using pot? Legal in Cali with a script! Smoke it ya got it!
Jen/CAA hired him for a SHOWMANCE. That is a fact.
he is wearing Gerard Butler's set shirt to compensate for his FAKE ACTED CONTRACTUAL AND APPARENT public loss...... THE JOKE IS ON YOU JOHN, YOU FAKE. YOU FOOL. YOU LIAR. "welding an engagement ring for my girlfriend" "Jen is a huge liar.... we are having twins". Tell the truth John. You fake. ALL HOLLYWOOD KNOWS it was a CAA created publicity stunt to cover for Jen. Get out of the closet.
12:39 and 4:10...you 2 are so annoying .i'm so sick of the "showmance" comments on here all the timeand caa hired. i don't know where you get your info from but this is getting really, really old.
How old is he again? Wow..shameful he acts like such a little kid. Does he have a brain injury?
His music is really good but he just needs to quit trying to advertise him-
self. He should never have found twitter. He said he quit using pot and
now he's saying he's high. Stupid.
The sad truth is that John Mayer is a very talented musician but chose to sell out and play bullshit pop tunes for the radio.
that's the same look he has when my cock is down his throat. ahh i love that.